Location: Falconreach Town Hall (Books 1 and 2), Gold Fever, Feast of Welcomegiving!, JellaTON Mold
Falconreach Town Hall (Books 1 and 2)
Mayor Rayf: Welcome to Town Hall! Ask not what Falconreach can do for you, but what you can do for me! ...I mean Falconreach!
Mayor Rayf: Greetings! I am Mayor Rayf, the mayor of our fair town of Falconreach! I realize that you may have never heard of me...
Mayor Rayf: But I ASSURE you, good citizen, I am qualified for the position. I was head of the Pig Farmer's Guild for over ten years.
Mayor Rayf: I was also voted Most Likely To Spend Other People's Gold" back in school.
Mayor Rayf: A lot of big changes are coming to Falconreach, dear citizen, BIG changes I say! I would tell you more but first...
Mayor Rayf: ...I'm going to need you to fill you these WI664-K Exciting Town Upgrade Information forms in triplicate and pay the processing fees.
Mayor Rayf: We have a... slight situation <Character>. The town treasury has mysteriously disappeared. I need you to get that gold back!
Mayor Rayf: Something has caused the sneevils to start stealing all the gold they come across.
Mayor Rayf: The entire town treasury has been stolen by those little green men! I have plans for that gold! Real plans!
Mayor Rayf: I never should have put 3.14 billion gold in one box.
Mayor Rayf: Go out there and get that gold back, citizen! Be careful, otherwise those little thieves will steal your gold too.
Mayor Rayf: And now go!
Mayor Rayf: This is no time for breaks! I... the town needs you to get that gold back!
Feast of Welcomegiving!
Mayor Rayf: We have a special announcement coming from a very lovely troll *(is lovely an appropriate descriptor for trolls? Speechwriter, look it up!)*
Mayor Rayf: Please welcome Oishii, the Most High LunchLady of BattleOn!
Mayor Rayf: Thank you all for coming to this meeting.
Mayor Rayf: Remember, ask not what Mayor Rayf can do for Falconreach, but what YOU can do for Mayor Rayf!
Mayor Rayf: Thank you, <Character>, for once again saving Falconreach from a buffet of beasts!
Mayor Rayf: You truly are hungry for battle, aren't you?
April Fools 2008 Appearance
Also See: Rayf Drayson (forum user)
Jay for image, standing appearance image, and corrections.
Stephen Nix for entry reformat and corrections.
Elryn for information.
Peachii for correction.
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