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King Desoato -> Gravitivity (5/9/2010 22:49:06)
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Gravitivity
Location: Lim's Weapon Shop (Books 1 and 2) -> Lim -> Quests -> The Clashening -> Gravitivity
Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of Blackhole Fun
Release Date: May 7th, 2010
Objective: What goes up...
Objective completed: What goes up... Must come down!
Scaled Yes/No: Yes
Monsters
(1) Aggressive Appletree
(5) Bad Apple
(2) Dandytiger
(1) Flatrose
(1) Lovey Bear
(3) Primrose
(6) Sandylion
NPCs
Cysero
Lim
Rewards
Red Delicious Rapier (I, II, III)
Granny Smith Staff (I, II, III)
Golden Delicious Daggers (I, II, III)
Dialogue
Lim: <Character>, you really MUST find me in, oh... 3.5 hours. I will be doing SCIENCE and it's the kind you just won't want to miss!
Lim: <Character>! What a fortuitous thing, you just stopped by just as I'm about to do SCIENCE!
<Character>: SCIENCE!
Lim: ...
Lim: That's MY line.
<Character>: But...
<Character>: Oh..
<Character>: 'Kay.
<Character>: So what ARE you doing in Cysero's garden?
Lim: Have you even noticed things fall DOWN?
<Character>: As opposed to falling up?
Lim: Exactly. That's the way a scientist thinks!
<Character>: SCI--
*Lim stares*
<Character>: *cough* Um. I mean, so. The experiment?
Lim: I'm watching these apples on this apple tree fall DOWN when I shake it.
Lim: I'm certain that if I watch this enough, I'll be able to come up with a radical new scientific theory that will make me famous!
Lim: Here we go.
Lim: ...
Lim: Nothing?
<Character>: Nope.
<Character>: Still nothing.
<Character>: Try putting your back into it.
Lim: ...
Lim: For science!
<Character>: Uh...
<Character>: Oof.
Lim: Sci... en.... What was I saying?
Cysero: Oh hey! Captain Lim of the Chemistry Contingent! Welcome to my garden.
Cysero: If I'd known you were coming, I'd have invited you to watch! I'm experimenting today.
Cysero: I'm dividing one shoe by another. Now, I THINK the result will be "sandal" but... I seem to have produced this green goo instead.
Cysero: Maybe shoe divided by shoe equals "green gum-like goo". I'll have to test it more.
Cysero: You might want to clean up those apples in the meantime. We can turn them into clocks!
<Character>: Clocks?
<Character>: Wait, no. Nevermind. Lim, I think you might want to get those apples out of the goo NOW.
<Character>: Too late.
Lim: Science has gone horribly awry!
Lim: YOU DID THIS!
<Character>: Somebody should probably do something about--
Cysero: Cool apple minions!
Lim: ARRRGH!
<Character>: And I'll take care of it.
Lim: ...
<Character>: ...
<Character>: "Why thanks, <Character>, you're the best!"
<Character>: I know, I know.. I'm awesome like that.
<Character>: ...
<Character>: *sigh*
Cysero: Pie!
Lim: Pi?
<Character>: What did I miss?
Cysero: I'm going to make a PIE. An apple pie. If I'm lucky, enough of the mutancy will remain to flavor the pie.
<Character>: You weren't planning on using the apples for anything, were you, Lim?
Lim: Maybe a mid afternoon snack. I prefer my apples without goo, though, so he can have them.
<Character>: Making an apple pie isn't very magical, Cysero.
Lim: I'd like to see him show you some magic. So far he just keeps butting into MY experiments!
<Character>: Say... Lim... DID you realize a theory from watching all those apples fall?
Lim: The forces which keep the apples on a tree are the triangulated distances between... something and....
Lim: something else.
Lim: And if an apple was moving away from Lore, it would move faster than the speed of light.
<Character>: How'd you figure THAT out?
Lim: SCIENCE!
Cysero: This pie will have some BITE to it!
Thanks to
-- Stephen Nix for corrections.
-- Peachii for a link.
-- Voodoo Master for a correction.
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