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Mayonnaise Cubed

Location: Lim's Weapon Shop (Books 1 and 2) -> Lim -> Quests -> The Clashening -> Mayonnaise Cubed
Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of Gravitivity
Release Date: July 2nd, 2010

Objective: Mayonnaise Mayonnaise Mayonnaise
Objective completed: Next project: Mustard sculpture!

Scaled Yes/No: Yes

(X) Frost Golem
(X) Frostenstein
(X) Ice Golem
(1) Ice Golem - Boss


Minimalist Mayo Mechanism (I, II, III)
Modular Mayo Mallet (I, II, III)
Molecular Mayo Misericorde (I, II, III)

Lim: I know I said I wanted to see Cysero do magic, but are YOU really sure you want to help him?
Lim: Ah, well. I suppose that once you see magic in action, you'll realize how much more spectacular SCIENCE is!

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    Cysero: <Character>!
    Cysero: Good timing! Lets walk and talk. Or just talk, since you look a bit tired.
    Cysero: Sleep more. I make an excellent schnozzberry tea that will help that.
    <Character>: Thanks, really, but I'm not tired. I just spent the night at the Inn; I'm all refreshed and ready for action.
    Cysero: Excellent! Then you can journey to Dragesvard for me while I prepare the rest of the components.
    <Character>: Journeying to Dragesvard isn't a problem, I'd be happy to do that for you. But...
    <Character>: I mean... just WHAT are the components going to be for? And what am I bringing back?
    <Character>: It's these little details I worry about when you're involved.
    Cysero: Mayonnaise! Everyone likes mayonnaise.
    <Character>: Sure, ok.
    Cysero: But I prefer it in cube form!
    <Character>: ...
    <Character>: Mayonnaise doesn't COME in cube form, Cysero!
    Cysero: It does when I make it!
    <Character>: Fair enough.
    <Character>: What do you need me to bring back from Dragesvard?
    Cysero: Chunks and chunks of ice. The drier the better-water is bad for the spell- so no melting!

    Um, sure. - Takes you to a cave with 3 Golems in front of you and a sign reads,


    Bring back the Ice!
    Cysero needs bits and pieces of ice monsters in order to complete his spell. Defeat the monsters and return with ice for cubes!

    Back in Falconreach...

    <Character>: Is that enough ice monster bits?
    Cysero: I could use more ice elbows. Elbows are great spell components, you know.
    Cysero: But this ice will do just fine for the mayonnaise cubes.
    Cysero: And you kept it so dry!
    Raises thumb in appreciation
    Lim: If you were doing SCIENCE you could have just used dry ice.
    Cysero: Ice that burns should never be used in making food, Lim.
    Cysero: Learn to gastronomize.
    Cysero: You'll never go hungry again!
    <Character>: Awww, it's so nice when you two help each other!
    Lim: ...
    <Character>: So how does the rest of the spell go, Cysero?
    Cysero: Oh, all that's left is a whole egg.
    Cysero: The bits of shell make the magic crunchy.


    Cysero: Listen!


    <Character>: Hee hee!

    You then see a flash a cubes of mayonnaise

    Cysero: Euchre!
    Lim: ....
    <Character>: Well, you DID say you wanted to see him to do magic.
    Lim: I could have done the exact same thing with SCIENCE!
    <Character>: So, Cysero, what will you do with you mayonnaise cubes?
    Cysero: There's a wall in the tower, a few halls over from Warlic's bedroom, that REALLY needs a talking mayonnaise cube portrait of me.
    Cysero: It's so lonely and quiet for a wall.

    Later that evening...

    Portrait: ...because I'm a portrait and I'm made out of mayonnaise and I am called a TALKING portrait so I just kinda keep talking and talking
    Portrait: ...about whatever comes to mind because what I say isn't really important so long as I am talking, It's funny 'cause I don't actually have a mind...
    Portrait: ...I'm just a pair of magical lips on some magical mayonnaise hung on a wall in some place owned by some guy that looks like me...
    Portrait: ...and some other cranky guy who doesn't like mayonnaise. What does he have against mayonnaise anyways? Haha, that rhymes...
    Warlic: AAAHHHHH!!!! CYSEROOOOOooooo!!!!
    Portrait: ...right his name is Cysero, which of course rhymes with 'This-a-go', and "Is limo" and also "Steve" if you have a really bad cold, but anyway...
    Warlic: *sob*
    Portrait: ...does anybody remember what I was talking about a minute ago cause I think it had something to do with lemonade or cats or...

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    Thanks to Peachii for corrections.

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