| The Cat Who Walks Through Dimensions
Other names: Dimension Cats
Location: Lim's Weapon Shop (Books 1 and 2) -> Lim -> Quests -> The Clashening -> Dimension Cat
Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of Mayonnaise Cubed
Release Date: September 1st, 2010
Objective: There was a famous Gnome named Schroedinger who also used cats in his experiments. This is not like that.
Objective completed: I wonder what kind of spells you'd cast with Nekomancy?
Scaled Yes/No: Yes
Mr. Poofles (15-55)
Lim: Come step right up and I'll tell you a tale. A tale of a fateful trip- no, wait. I mean I'll explain an experiment I'm about to do. Iiiiit's SCIENCE!
"Yulgar": Can you please invent a beard scratcher?
"Yulgar": This thing itches like CRAZY. I'm gonna go nuts.
"Yulgar": Aw, come on. You've got one, too, it'd be good for both of us.
Lim: Yes, but I have hands.
"Yulgar": Ok, ya got me there. How 'bout if I clean the shop for you?
"Yulgar": Oh wait.. yeah, the no hands thing... Lemme get back to ya.
Lim: <Character>, <Character>, <Character>! Are you bored of running around Lore?
Lim: Tired of the same old forest and deserts and oceans?
Lim: Done with talking to the same people you've talked to over and over again...
Lim: ...Who never seem to have anything NEW to say?
Lim: Me, too! THAT is why today we're going to explore alternate dimensions!
<Character>: You mean like outer space? Or inner space?
Lim: No no no. Those are ADJACENT dimensions. We're investigating ALTERNATE dimensions!
<Character>: Whatever you say, Science-man!
Lim: Exactly the right train of thought to have when we're about to do SCIENCE!
<Character>: So, just how are we going to DO this? Are you going to build a portal?
<Character>: Beam us up using a teletransporticator?
Lim: That's not even a REAL WORD, <Character>. No. I will tell you what we'll do.
Lim: Before we can GO to an alternate dimension, we have to prove one EXISTS!
Lim: And for that, we need...
Lim: ...a CAT!
<Character>: .....A cat?
Lim: Most definitely.
<Character>: Awww, Kitty!
Lim: We put a tracker on the cat. Stick the cat in a box. ... Are you with me so far?
<Character>: Hi, Kitty!
Lim: *Hrn..* Stay with me, <Character>. Focus.
<Character>: Oh, I'm with you. But I can ALSO pay attention to this adorable little guy. Yes, you are so cute, aren't you?
Lim: ...If the cat is in the box, we can't SEE it. Right?
Lim: So how do we know it's HERE?
<Character>: Because you just put it in the box.
Lim: If we can't SEE it, we don't have proof that it's HERE.
Lim: And if it's not HERE, where is it?
<Character>: Probably escaped in the box when you weren't looking.
Lim: Noooo. If it's not here, it could be in an alternate dimension!
<Character>: That... could make sense. Convoluted sense, but sense all the same!
<Character>: And the tracker will show us where the cat is in the alternate dimension?
Lim: Now you're thinking like a scientist! I knew you had it in you, <Class>!
<Character>: You should also know something else, Lim.
Lim: What's that?
<Character>: Look down.
Lim: <Character>, you've got to get that cat back!
<Character>: But... doesn't it have a tracker on it? Can't you just follow that?
Lim: We have a DIMENSIONAL tracker on Poofles! We don't have a domestic tracker on him!
<Character>: He could be anywhere!
Lim: My poor Mr. Poofles!
<Character>: Don't worry, Lim, I'll-
Lim: Go go go!!!
<Character>: Pardon me, but-
Mysterious Stranger: Would you like to buy a Doom Weapon?
<Character>: Er... not right now. Have you seen a cat running by?
Mysterious Stranger: No.
<Character>: Funny, his footprints lead this way. Have you seen a running box, by any chance?
Mysterious Stranger: Yes.
<Character>: Great! Hang on to one of those weapons for me. No time for DOOM, got to save a Kitty!
<Character>: Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!
Cysero: Chapter 17: "Thumbs! More than just an indication of humanity."
Cysero: Now THIS looks like an interesting chapter... I wonder what kind of power MY thumb has?
Cysero: Cysero has gained +1 strange box! Doot doot doo dooooooo!
Cysero: OoooOOOOooo! BOX-KITTY!
Cysero: Step 1: Box-Kitty!
Cysero: Step 2: Book!
Cysero: Step 3: Thumb!
Cysero: Hmmm. I seem to have a problem here.
<Character>: Poofles! Cysero, you found Lim's cat!
Cysero: I'm sorry, you must be mistaken. This is Box-Kitty, my valiant companion in the exploration of thumb-ical arts.
Cysero: Shhh. I'm about to do magic!
Cysero: Now, where was I? Oh, right. Step 4: Putting Box-Kitty on book!
<Character>: Cysero, I REALLY don't think-
<Character>: What are you-
Lim: DID YOU DO TO POOFLES?!
Cysero: President Lim of the Physics Platoon!
Cysero: I give you... the Nekonomicon!
Cysero: You've heard of dog-eared books? Well, this is MUCH better than that!
Cysero: And all thanks to the power of my thumb!
<Character>: Oh dear.
Lim: Mr. Poofles! What has magic wrought?!
-- Stephen Nix for Next Up link.
-- Peachii for corrections.
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