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Gary The Ice Elf
Location: Gary, Gary (Boss Fight), Gary's Fate, After the Ice Orb
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Gary
Gary The Ice Elf: Yeah... I guess I lost it when we were raiding that town. I didn't think anyone would find it.
Gary (Boss Fight)
Gary The Ice Elf: So, <Character>! We finally meet. I am Gary.
Gary The Ice Elf: You can say THAT again. After years of failing the entrance exam I FINALLY got to be a soldier in the ice elf army...
Gary The Ice Elf: ... and the one thing that they stressed above all else was "Don't drop your shimat. With that, anyone can enter our hidden kindgom."
Gary The Ice Elf: As you know... I dropped mine. Then I got busted down to prison guard... until I locked you on the wrong side of the prison...
Gary The Ice Elf: After that, It was security at a local mall... until i set the IceyElf Drink Machine on fire...
Gary The Ice Elf: Then I was demoted to Military Fry Cook. But that was over pretty quick. There was an incident with the deep fryer and Frostscythe's poodle.
Gary The Ice Elf: ... No... He HAD a poodle.
Gary The Ice Elf: The I was bumped down to Military Boot Lacer but they didn't TELL me that you couldn't use one LONG shoe lace on ALL the boots...
Gary The Ice Elf: So now I'm here.
Gary The Ice Elf: Oh, well yeah. It would be a promotion if that were the case... Except I'm actually...
Gary The Ice Elf: ... I mean, I've been demoted to... Uh..
Gary The Ice Elf: It's not so bad really. I get to see the world. I get three square meals a day and I get a little bed with my name on it!
Gary The Ice Elf: Whoa, my head. What happened? Did you to that?
Gary The Ice Elf: Did I Do that? Please tell me that I didn't do that. If they demote me again, who knows where I'll end up!
Gary The Ice Elf: I did?
Gary The Ice Elf: REALLY? I'm a HERO!
Gary The Ice Elf: Without you telling me I would never have known how great I am. Name it!
Gary's Fate
Gary The Ice Elf: So, <Character>! We finally meet. I am Gary.
Gary The Ice Elf: You can say THAT again. After years of failing the entrance exam I FINALLY got to be a soldier in the ice elf army...
Gary The Ice Elf: ... and the one thing that they stressed above all else was "Don't drop your shimat. With that, anyone can enter our hidden kindgom."
Gary The Ice Elf: As you know... I dropped mine. Then I got busted down to prison guard... until I locked you on the wrong side of the prison...
Gary The Ice Elf: After that, It was security at a local mall... until i set the IceyElf Drink Machine on fire...
Gary The Ice Elf: Then I was demoted to Military Fry Cook. But that was over pretty quick. There was an incident with the deep fryer and Frostscythe's poodle.
Gary The Ice Elf: ... No... He HAD a poodle.
Gary The Ice Elf: The I was bumped down to Military Boot Lacer but they didn't TELL me that you couldn't use one LONG shoe lace on ALL the boots...
Gary The Ice Elf: So now I'm here.
Gary The Ice Elf: Oh, well yeah. It would be a promotion if that were the case... Except I'm actually...
Gary The Ice Elf: ... I mean, I've been demoted to... Uh..
Gary The Ice Elf: It's not so bad really. I get to see the world. I get three square meals a day and I get a little bed with my name on it!
Gary The Ice Elf: Whoa, my head. What happened? Did you to that?
Gary The Ice Elf: Did I Do that? Please tell me that I didn't do that. If they demote me again, who knows where I'll end up!
Gary The Ice Elf: I did?
Gary The Ice Elf: REALLY? I'm a HERO!
Gary The Ice Elf: Without you telling me I would never have known how great I am. Name it!
After the Ice Orb
If you select the 'Go after the Ice Orb!' option:
???: Galanoth, you fool...
???: Very well..
???: What? No! Oh. Wait.. Lemme wash this off...
???: AHA!
Gary: Do you have any idea how far I was demoted, <Character>? DO YOU?
Gary: The horrors I've seen....
Gary: My new Master has dental at least.
If you select the 'Fight Akriloth!' option:
???: Very well...
???: What? No! Oh. Wait.. Lemme wash this off...
???: AHA!
Gary: Do you have any idea how far I was demoted, <Character>? DO YOU?
Gary: The horrors I've seen....
Gary: My new Master has dental at least.
Thanks to
Jay for image and corrections.
ILmaster13 for entry reformat and additional location links.
Stephen Nix for additional location links.
SalvationXI for additional dialogue and correction.
< Message edited by Jay -- 9/30/2021 22:21:44 >
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