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The Paintball War!
Location: Battleon » Robina's Shop » Truphma Saga » 2: Great Paintball War
«Scene: Eukara Vox's library.»
You may skip this cutscene at any time.
«You»: What the--?! Miss Vox??
Eukara Vox: Ah, «You». Surprised, I see?
«You»: Well, wouldn't you be? I was strolling through Darkovia and now... I'm here!
Eukara Vox: Shouldn't have been a surprise. I did tell you the portal had a mind of its own...
«You»: ..........
Eukara Vox: So, why did the portal bring you here?
«You»: ... Well, funny story really, I was *strolling* through Darkovia--
Eukara Vox: One doesn't just STROLL through Darkovia.
«You»: .............
«You»: Anyway, as I was making my way through Darkovia, things didn't seem right. Now, I know that things never seem "right" there, but this was different.
«You»: Here and there, the buildings, trees, even the roads were changed. It reminded me of the woodland creatures when the Truphma came.
Eukara Vox: I knew I felt their presence, their taint, which meant they were active. They knew we were vulnerable. To attack so soon after losing our battle with Dhows and the Flecks--
«You»: I still shudder when thinking about all the uncreation energy and the loss of Maxwell.
Eukara Vox: -- and right after having to deal with the Grenwog...
«You»: It wasn't so much the Grenwog... they come every year... as that horrible Hybee Queen...
Eukara Vox: Somehow, they have been watching us very closely.
«The portal appears between «You» and Eukara Vox.»
«You»: Eep.
Eukara Vox: Let's go, «You»!
«Scene: Discolored Darkovia Forest.»
Eukara Vox: And here I didn't think Darkovia could be made any worse.
«You»: See?! Doesn't this look just like their work?
«The portal appears in front of «You» and Eukara Vox.»
«You»: Ack! Not again!
«Scene: Discolored Granemor.»
«You»: This is so sad.
Eukara Vox: Where are the colorful roof tiles? Where is the sprightly activity?!
«You»: Now I know it is the Truphma.
Eukara Vox: They will pay.
«The portal appears in front of «You» and Eukara Vox.»
«You»: Stop doing that!
«Scene: Discolored Battleon.»
«You»: Blasted portal.
«You»: Yowch!!
Eukara Vox: Would you... look at Battleon...
«You»: I'm sorry, Ms. Vox... they have struck everywhere!
Eukara Vox: They have only begun, I'm afraid. If we don't stop them, the people of Lore will fall and become just like them.
«You»: But how do we stop them?
«Scene zooms in on Eukara Vox, who raises a paintball gun.»
Eukara Vox: With THIS!
«Scene zooms out.»
«You»: How is that supposed to help?
«Eukara Vox uses the paintball gun to shoot a paintball.»
«You»: We're going to PAINT them to death??
Eukara Vox: Precisely!
«You»: I think you've been around the kids at the schoolhouse too long...
Eukara Vox: Don't stand there and pretend this isn't cool.
«You»: Well...
Eukara Vox: Don't deny how much you want this paintball gun...
«You»: .............
Eukara Vox: We hit the Truphma enough with this and they'll turn back into normal people.
«You»: Oh, all right already! Yes! I want to play with the paintball gun!
Take a Paintball Gun and join the war!
War!
The Great Paintball War
The Truphma, strange beings who live only to pull the color and happiness out of the world, have decided to try and conquer Lore! It is up to us, with the help of Eukara Vox and Dewlok, to stop the Truphma and return color to the world!
To Battle!
Guardian mission!
Back to Town
Guardians can click on the potion bag to refill their potions if they have less than 4 potions on hand. They may also click on the Treasure Chest to get the Paintball Gun weapon.
Clickies!
Click on Eukara's Recess Bell Staff if you want her to join you in battle!
Eukara Vox has joined you!
Click on Dewlok's helmet if you want him to join you in battle!
Dewlok has joined you!
If you become a Guardian, you can borrow a paintball gun from Eukara Vox's stash!
To Battle!
6 BATTLES
Optional Full Heal after every other battle
 Special Mission! Sneak behind the Truphma enemy lines and deal a crippling blow to their headquarters! It is heavily guarded, so be prepared for extreme resistance! Go!
8 BATTLES
Optional Full Heal after every other battle
Treasure!
Level 0-17: Small Treasure Chest (15)
Level 18-34: Treasure Chest (30)
Level 35-49: Big Treasure Chest (45)
Level 50-64: Huge Treasure Chest (60)
Level 65-79: Treasure Hoard (75)
Level 80+: Huge Treasure Hoard (90)
After 50% of the enemies were defeated
Granemor, Darkovia, Lolosia, and Battleon are splattered with paint. You and Eukara are standing in Battleon square
«You»: Eukara, I have never seen anything like this. This is insane.
Eukara: Insanity would be far more preferable to what the Truphma wish to do to Lore.
«Eukara's schoolchildren run by, wielding paintball guns»
Kids: YAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
«You»: .....That was a little disturbing.
Eukara: No, if anything, they are definitely getting an A when we return to the classroom.
«You»: I don’t want to know...
Eukara: I am serious. I have seen them use tactics they have observed watching you. Though I have to say, they seem to have improved some of your moves. Definitely an A...
«You»: I... think I've been insulted.
Eukara: «You», we've got the upper hand. More and more Truphma are succumbing to our tactics. The colors, the vibrant hues are returning each one to their original forms.
«You»: They fight hard, yet... when they turn back to regular Lorians, they don’t remember anything.
Eukara: I do hope you aren’t disappointed. Would you want to remember being like them? Acting like them?
«You»: No, not really.
Eukara: Let us rejoice they cannot remember. And let us fight harder, proving that Lore is not the place for them.
6 BATTLES
Optional Full Heal after every other battle
After 100% of the enemies were defeated:
6 BATTLES
Optional full heal after every other battle
«Scene: Battleon, discolored, but splattered with paintball paint.»
«You»: We've got the Truphma on the run!!
«A gigantic blast of Energy is hurled in front of you and the Truphma Leader enters.»
Leader: ENOUGH!!! You! You and your blasted order have annoyed me for the last time. I weary of your incessant need to try and thwart my efforts.
Eukara Vox: And I weary of your desire to cause such ruin across the universes.
Leader: Ruin? Nay, Eukara Vox, this is not ruin! This is order, security, and comfort. What you stand for, and any who fight along side you, is chaotic. Creativity... imagination...
Leader: ... all unorganised, unharnessed, random... It clouds the mind of logic and clarity, stealing away perfected intelligence.
Eukara Vox: Creativity and imagination is the core to Life!
Leader: Hahaha! You wish what you believe is the only truth. How selfish, Eukara Vox! This... This is what your precious creativity does. It makes you think you are more than you really are.
Eukara Vox: And you? Forcing others to adhere to your ideals? What does that make you?
Leader: Enlightened. Lay down your guns, people of Lore, and believe not the lies of this Guardian.
Eukara Vox: You will find, Truphma, Lore is not like the previous victims of your "Enlightenment."
Leader: So, you are going to fail to protect them like your order has in the past on other worlds?
Eukara Vox: I told you. Lore. Would. Not. Fall.
Leader: Such faith you have in them. This is only the beginning, Eukara Vox. You can't save them... all.
Eukara Vox: As long as you exist, I will be here to fight.
«The scene zooms in on the Leader as Eukara shoots a paintball at him. The Leader disappears, causing the paintball to hit «You» instead.»
«You»: Thanks... Just what I needed.
Eukara Vox: No! The Truphma got away!
«You»: Will it be back?
Eukara Vox: The Truphma suffered a great amount of losses. The Leader will have to rebuild, and once it has, you better believe it will return.
«Scene zooms in on Eukara.»
Eukara Vox: Lore resisted and that... will haunt it for a long time. But for now, let us celebrate. Lore won an incredible victory today.
War Chest: Paintball War
Shop Weapons:
Guardian Paintball Gun
Paintball Gun
Paintball Gun Z
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Monster Lists
This uses the same forumla as Random Adventure, but with the ranges expanded so that you can encounter monsters 8 levels above/below the usual.
Forest Demon (5)
Bored Buzzer (6)
Washed-Out Wolverine (8)
O'Press (10)
Paintball Truphma (10)
Dull Woodland Pack (15)
Truphma (15)
Forest Demon (25)
Bored Buzzer (26)
Washed-Out Wolverine (28)
O'Press (30)
Paintball Truphma (30)
Dull Woodland Pack (35)
Truphma (35)
Forest Demon (45)
Bored Buzzer (46)
Washed-Out Wolverine (48)
O'Press (50)
Paintball Truphma (50)
Dull Woodland Pack (55)
Truphma (55)
Forest Demon (65)
Bored Buzzer (66)
Washed-Out Wolverine (68)
O'Press (70)
Paintball Truphma (70)
Dull Woodland Pack (75)
Truphma (75)
Forest Demon (85)
Bored Buzzer (86)
O'Press (90)
Paintball Truphma (90)
Dull Woodland Pack (95)
Truphma (95)
Bored Buzzer (106)
Paintball Truphma (110)
Truphma (115)
Paintball Truphma (130)
Truphma (135)
Write-up thanks to ArchMagus Orodalf. Correction thanks to admahu.
< Message edited by whackybeanz -- 1/21/2015 6:46:04 >
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