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 Major Mayhem
Location: Oaklore Keep (Books 1 and 2) -> Quests -> Sir Ano -> Quests -> Major Mayhem -> Quest
Requirements: Completion of Nose for Trouble
Release Date: August 22nd, 2025
Objective: Little Jenny disappeared while hunting mushrooms for the Keep's pantry. Hopefully she's just lost, and nothing has mistaken her for its dinner instead!
Objective completed: Jenny is safe and Sir Ano is (slowly) learning the art of a Hero's humor with your help! And the loot littered around the Mushroom camp isn't too shabby, either.
Experience rewarded: Scaled
Gold rewarded: Scaled
Monsters
(9) Deadwood
(10) Mushroom
(8) Raven
(1) Major General, (3) Mushroom - Boss
NPCs
Jenny
Major General
Sir Ano
Rewards
None
Mushroom Minion's Waistwrap
Mushroom Guard's Belt
Mushroom Lieutenant's Strap
Mushroom General's Sash
Dialogue
Sir Ano joins you as Guest A.
*You are in Oaklore Forest; you fight various monsters; during your exploration, you and Sir Ano approach a dead end.*
<Character>: I swear we passed that mushroom cluster before. You DO have a map, don't you?
Sir Ano: A map? Where would I keep it? It's not like metal armor provides much of an opportunity for pockets...
<Character>: Isn't the motto of the Pactogonal Knights "Be prepared"? A hero should always anticipate the unexpected.
Sir Ano: No, no, you're thinking of the squadron of squires who scout ahead on patrols.
<Character>: Pfft. I've seen those scouts. Some of them aren't much more than boys.
Sir Ano: Hey! I still remember some of the tracking tricks we were taught. And some of this spoor looks spore-like.
<Character>: Mushrooms? I'm not lichen the sound of that!
Sir Ano: So, is making bad jokes part of a hero's standard repertoire? Like putting on emotional armor?
<Character>: Laugh in the face of danger. Use your humor as a weapon to fight off fear. And if the jokes are bad enough...
<Character>: They might just drive your enemies away. That's both an efficient use of energy AND entertaining!
*You go back to explore more of the forest; as you approach to find Jenny, Major General and his mushrooms dance around the campfire with a kidnapped Jenny on a rock; you and Sir Ano confront the Major General.*
Major General: What?! I posted scores of sentries! Surely you couldn't have dodged them all!
Sir Ano: Some of them had their caps pulled over their eyes, napping. You might want to work on that.
<Character>: What would you want with a little girl anyways? It's not like you can mold her into one of your mushroom minions.
Sir Ano: Ha! Time to put that heroic humor to the test, eh?
Major General: ...I don't get it.
<Character>: Mold. Fungus. You're a mush— ah, nevermind. I guess you just have spore comprehension.
Sir Ano: But back to Jenny. What use could you have for a little girl?
Major General: We saw her out picking our little cousins! Wouldn't YOU fight to save your family? Before she could gather too many, we decided to collect HER.
Sir Ano: You know, I can almost sympathize with that reasoning. I bet you're a pretty fun guy when you aren't kidnapping little girls.
<Character>: ...Ok, so we'll make sure to work on your punning before you get called to court.
Major General: I am the very model of a mushroom major general and I'll teach you that fungi should not be mocked!
Sir Ano: So you're saying we shouldn't truffle with you, is that it?
<Character>: *snicker* Better.
Battle! - begins battle with Major General and 3 Mushroom.
Heal - fully replenishes HP, MP, and potions.
Run Away! - returns to Oaklore Keep (Books 1 and 2).
*After the battle, you and Sir Ano rescue Jenny.*
<Character>: We mashed that mushroom without too much trouble. The next time you're sent out to forage, Jenny...
<Character>: Pick something that can't fight back!
Sir Ano: How's that for a morel to the story?, Jenny: *giggle*
Complete Quest
Other information
A glowing mushroom acts as a HP/MP healing source during the quest.
Quest was updated with dialogue updates, music, bugfixes, and more on August 22nd, 2025.
< Message edited by DemonicDarkwraith -- 8/25/2025 22:06:47 >
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