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Frydae -> RE: =AK= Meet the ArchKnight: Aelthai (1/20/2008 22:04:44)
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Hey, sup.
1.) I was just thinking, who would win, Master Chief or Samus Aran?
Let's see ... ... depends on which powerups and weapons they've each managed to acquire, I suppose.
2.) If so, Jango Fett or Boba Fett?
Aw, c'mon! I really needed an answer for this!
3.) If you say so. Do you play with your kittens by roasting them over a hot pan of molten lightbulbs? (you thought I was gonna say lava, huh? Well, muahahahaha!)
No.
Now, to strap a lie detector on you (You know, like that new game show). *fumbles with the "do not flip or you will shock the person you strapped this thing to" switch*
4.) Do fat people repulse you?
............
Well? We're all waiting... *everyone stares at you*
5.) Would you stop playing all AE games if someone paid you to do so?
That's not a hypothetical situation I have any particular interest in exploring.
Hmmm...you are hesitant in answering. What could this mean?
6.) Would you ever talk behind Cysero's back if he spread a bad rumor about you?
Now why would he do that?
Because you hurt his feelings without realizing it.
7.) Have you ever hurt an animal intentionally for no good reason?
No.
8.) If (insert favorite person, real or fictional, here) told you that I was a 65-year-old widower who talks to no one in particular, would you believe him/her/it?
Would said person have any reason to know you?
Yes, he knows me, but I will not tell you how.
9.) If Warlic told you the end of the world was tomorrow, and he would despise you for the rest of his immortal life (I granted him immortality because he just is so cool) if you didn't believe him, would you?
I'd ask for more information.
I take that as a no.
10.) Do you think I am weird and/or random?
Sure.
Why thank you for the complement.
11.) If your drop-dead-gorgeous Girlfriend told you to never play DF/AQ/MQ again, would you? She would leave you if you didn't.
Well, seeing as I'm not really interested in having a drop-dead-gorgeous girlfriend, I suspect this wouldn't happen.
Whoah. Seriously? ...Are you sure? Oh god...no...
12.) Do you really care about the starving children in Africa?
*everyone stares at you*
13.) Alac and a helpless child are falling of a cliff. You had the ability to fly, but sadly, no super strength. Both are fallling of a cliff and you can only save one of them. Take your pick.
Didn't you know Alac can fly? Why is she falling?
She is unconscious because...she was exhausted after singlehandedly putting down a rebellion of escaped AKs.
14.) Rolith made you a knight, and as one of the rules, you cannot interact with any evil doers, unless you are fighting them. One night you encountered a most wanted villian who has the ability to give anyone immortality. You manage to defeat him, and are now trying to turn him in. He promises you immortality if you don't, and he will sincerely give it to you. No tricks. Would you take his offer?
No. Who wants immortality?
Me, for one. ...well, maybe semi-immortal, like Superman.
....Plus, if he can offer it, I'm sure it's not unique.
...And anyway, if he can make someone immortal, why is he worried about being turned in?
He cannot give it to himself. Yet.
15.) Would you rather be tortured by being whipped, or by listening to Artix's puns for the rest of your life?
Puns. After all, they're not torture.
For the rest of your life? Even your favorite song for the rest of your life would be torture. Really.
Alright, let's see how honest you are.
...You are: 71% honest.
Now, now. It's very bad to lie... *takes out machete whip chainsaw*
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