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ArchMagus Orodalf -> Sitcom (4/24/2009 20:44:27)

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Sitcom


Location: Popsprocket -> Yix -> Quests -> Sitcom
Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of Pachelbel's Cannon
Release Date: April 24th, 2009

Objective: See what the Magic-eye can see!
Objective completed: Sneed Agreed! You have got the beginnings of an army... sort of. But that will not be enough. Maybe some of the Pactogonal Knights can help you.

Scaled Yes/No: Yes

Monsters
(1) Pip
(6) Sneevil
(9) Sneevil Gladiator
(12) Sneevil Ninja

NPCs
Drakath
King Sneed
Nibbleface
Sepulchure
Yix

Rewards
Daggers
High Paltrin
Low Paltrin

Axes
High Pentrin
Low Pentrin

Wands
High Pulquin
Low Pulquin

Misc.
Charged Cog
Grenwog Egg

Dialogue
Yix: We're just about ready to turn on the Far-A-Vision.
Yix: I'm not sure what we'll see but you should prepare yourself for the worst.
Yix: If the picture isn't clear enough just wiggle the antenna on top there.

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    Yix: FINALLY! We're getting something on the Far-A-Vision!
    Yix: Let's see if we can see what our little spy can see.
    Drakath: My lord, we have combed the fortress' upper levels but have found no sign of the intruder.
    Drakath: Who would dare invade our fortress?
    Sepulchure: ...MY Fortress, Drakath. There is only one person on LORE who would dare to risk my wrath. <Character> will pay for this insult!
    Drakath: What do you think <Character> was doing? An assassination attempt?
    Sepulchure: No. <Character> knows that he could never get to me within my own fortress.
    Sepulchure: I have no doubt that it was some ill-conceived plan to spy on me.
    Drakath: The hero left too quickly to have learned anything about our plans to invade Popsprocket with your undead army, destroy the cyklon army...
    Drakath: ... and seize the Energy Orb by force.
    Sepulchure: Then he must have left something within the fortress.
    Drakath: Some sort of.... device?
    Sepulchure: Yes.
    Drakath: Like a machine of some sort that the hero could attack to one of the minions.
    Sepulchure: Yes, something like that.
    Drakath: Um... Something that the hero might have attached to say... a flying eyeball?
    Sepulchure: What are you prattling on about, Drakath?
    Drakath: My Lord. I believe I have found the spy! BEHIND YOU!
    Sepulchure: Drakath, you IDIOT. This was flying behind me the whole time you were describing our plans?
    Drakath: Yes, my lord!
    Sepulchure: That didn't strike you as a little ODD?
    Drakath: I will catch the spy! Just... don't kill me!
    <Character>: This is GREAT! Do we have any popcorn?
    Drakath: I got him! Don't worry!
    Drakath: I got it! I got it!
    Drakath: .... I don't got it.
    Sepulchure: Stand aside, Drakath. I will capture it.
    Drakath: *huff puff* Well done, my lord. Those things are *ZORCH* AHHHHHHHH!
    Sepulchure: Let that be a lesson to you, prince of fools. And as for YOU....
    Sepulchure: ...It does not matter that you know my plans. In fact, I invite you and your friends to try and stop me and my undead army.
    Sepulchure: I have been forgiving so far, <Character>, but that time is over.
    Sepulchure: LONG UNLIVE THE SHADOWSCYTHE!
    Yix: LUGNUTS! He destroyed the mini-magic eye. BUT IT WORKED! YIPEE!
    <Character>: Try to focus for a second, Yix.
    <Character>: We learned what we needed to from that loudmouth, Drakath.
    <Character>: Sepulchure is bringing WAR to Popsprocket.
    <Character>: We have to do everything in our power to keep him from getting the Energy Orb!
    Yix: We can help you get around Popsprocket but we don't have the numbers or resources to fight a war.
    <Character>: The other heroes of Falconreach will come to the aid of Popsprocket but their numbers simply won't be enough.
    <Character>: We're going to have to find an army somewhere.
    Yix: Where? How? We barely have enough gold to feed ourselves, much less hire an army.
    Yix: All we have access to are warehouse after warehouse of empty boxes!
    <Character>: Hmmmm. That may be all we need. I'm going to need to borrow one of your gryphons...

    King Sneed: What you wanting?
    King Sneed: ... Other than breaking more of sneevil's stuff?
    <Character>: King Sneed. I have come to ask for your help.
    King Sneed: WHAT!?!?! You just knock out lots sneevils on your way here? Now you want HELP?
    <Character>: Uh.... yes?
    King Sneed: You need buy a book on asking politely.
    King Sneed: Or a shrink.
    <Character>: I have noticed that you command a great army of sneevils who will fight bravely and I am willing to pay you well for your services.
    King Sneed: Now you speaking my language, but we no want you gold!
    <Character>: Who said anything about gold? I can give you BOXES! A hundred thousand boxes!
    King Sneed: A HUNDRED THOUSAND BOXES!?!?! ...Nibbleface!
    Nibbleface: Yes, King Sneed?
    King Sneed: Is hundred thousand boxes a lot?
    Nibbleface: Yes, King Sneed.
    King Sneed: ...
    King Sneed: ... More than five?
    Nibbleface: Yes, King Sneed.
    King Sneed: WE DO IT!

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    Thanks to
    -- The Legendary Hero for a link correction.
    -- Pink_Star for typo correction.
    -- Mysterious Ranger for links.
    -- Stephen Nix for coloring and corrections.
    -- Stridoom for corrections.




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