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ZanpakuTô -> Zorbak's Legion (10/23/2009 17:03:09)
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[image]http://media.artix.com/encyc/df/tags/DA.png[/image]Zorbak's Legion
Location: Amityvale (Books 1 and 2) -> Zorbak -> Quests -> Zorbak's Legion
Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of Undead Dravir!, Dragon Amulet
Release Date: October 23rd, 2009
Objective: Zorbak needs an army. Try not to let yourself get roped into his latest scheme!
Objective completed: With as cute as those baby dracolich are, how can you NOT make sure they stay safe?!
Scaled Yes/No: Yes
Monsters
(6) Agaric Tog
(5) Amanita
(4) Cave Chomper
NPCs
Baby Dracolich
Zorbak
Rewards
Bonegnaw Rapier (I, II, III)
Boneshatter Spine (I, II, III)
Bonesplinter Shard (I, II, III)
Dialogue
<Character>: (thinks) Now where did that moglin go?! I better not find him building an army! Amityvale doesn't NEED a war!
Start Quest!
Done
Zorbak: Ok... ONE more.
Zorbak: Unkie Zorbak doesn't want you to be up all night. You need to rest so you can grow up big and str--
<Character>: Zorbak? Is that really you?!
Zorbak: What are you looking at?
Zorbak: I'm trying to get these bony babies to go to sleep.
<Character>: Are you telling them... bedtime stories?
Zorbak: Yes, and nursery rhymes. But there's a few who just won't fall asleep.
<Character>: ...
<Character>: You mean like: ‘There was a moglin, well, his staff it had a skull...
<Character>: And when he made plans, he made many, many plans. And all of those plans were ebil.
Zorbak: ...
Zorbak: You might want to stick to adventuring until you level up your bard skill.
<Character>: It was a first try! I can do better!
Zorbak: Shhh! I think your horrid poem worked. That's the last of them.
Zorbak: Now watch.
<Character>: Just what are you going to DO with them now that they are asleep?
Zorbak: Mehehehe! Now I can finish enchanting them.
Zorbak: Once that's done, my legion of super - cute, highly deadly dracoliches will be complete!
Zorbak: No one will be able to fight back when faced with this magnitude of cuteness!
Zorbak: You can take your nauseatingly good baby and scram.
<Character>: I can't do that!
<Character>: Who knows what you'll do with these babies?!
<Character>: And hey, wasn't Lady Celestia supposed to take them in? I can't just leave them alone with you!
Zorbak: That sounds like an offer to help. You can be in charge of baby - supervision. That will leave me more time to plot and direct.
Zorbak: As for Lady Celestia, she... uh, wasn't home when I tried to drop them off.
Zorbak: Yeah. And then I, uh... borrowed... a Dragon Amulet to control these babies.
<Character>: But - what - wait -
Baby Dracolich: *SNORE*
<Character>: ... Awwww. I can't desert them. You'll take advantage of them.
<Character>: For their sakes, I'll have to stick around and help.
<Character>: If only to make sure you don't hurt them.
Zorbak: ...
<Character>: Well, any worse than you ALREADY have.
Thanks to Peachii, Stephen Nix, and Voodoo Master for corrections.
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