RagingPanda -> RE: =MtAK= Hallie Slidepath (ze robot unicorn princess has arrived) (12/14/2010 15:57:31)
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Greetings and Salutations Hallie! :D Greetings and salutations and stuff RagingPanda! :D 1.) How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Lots of it! 2.) Why is abbreviated such a long word? Because only a reaaally long word can express it properly :D 3.) Can fat people go skinny dipping? Ehm... yesh? o.O 4.) Why do you have to "put your 2 cents in", but it's only "a penny for your thoughts"... where does that extra penny go?! Ish for ice cream, obviously :D 5.) If a deaf person goes to court, is it still called a "hearing"? Nope, ish called a Not-Hearing ^-^ 6.) Do the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star song have the same tune? I don't know the alphabet... song... 7.) Did you really just try singing the above 2 songs? xD Yup, but didn't work to great since I realized I only knew one of 'em :D 8.) If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, then where the heck does baby oil come from?! I'm not sure, but your question made me laugh xD 9.) Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? Because... that's ze way it is <.> 10.) Why is Vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? No idea, probably so that it looks fluffy :D 11.) If parents say, "never take candy from strangers"... then why do we celebrate halloween? I dunno, but if parents were to take their own advice we should celebrate Halloween by first collecting the candy and then play pranks on the people giving us candy, and thank and leave the people that don't give candy prank-free... 12.) What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that really stinks!")? It's a reference to Winnie the Pooh, but the word "Pooh" has been slowly transforming to "PU". 13.) Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he isn't even a donkey? Donkey is refering to how hard he kicks :D 14.) If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn? Mirror color, obviously ^^ 15.) Why do they always tell you to smile for your drivers license picture... If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, will you really be smiling? Cops are tired of looking at nervous people, so they need smiling license-photos to cheer themselves up ^-^ Just to give you a break from the normal style questions xD Hope it put a smile on your face :D Totally did, thankies :D
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