Peachii -> STRIKE! (12/24/2010 17:56:57)
Location: Frostval Storybook -> Act 12, Fight The Power! Strike! -> STRIKE! (cutscene)
Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of The Factory, None
Release Date: December 24th, 2010
Objective: We're not gonna take it!
Objective completed: We're not gonna take it anymore!
Scaled Yes/No: No
Experience rewarded: 0
Gold rewarded: 0
<Character>: Being in quality control is stupid...
<Character>: They all come out bad.
<Character>: Hey Blizzy, how are you holding up?
Zadd: *KSCHT* *No talking.*
Zadd: *No sighing either*
*pause a moment*
<Character>: Gosh this is monotonous.
Zadd: *KSCHT* *Attention, slaves: Keep working or you will get zapped.*
Zadd: *KSCHT* *A lot. Hah!*
<Character>: I'd facepalm right now but that's probably not allowed either..
Zadd: *KSCHT* *No, it's not. Oh, and uhhh.. I'm awesome. That is all.*
(Zadd continues talking every few moments)
Zadd: *KSCHT* *Who wants to hear a story? Once upon a time there were some moglins and I pwned them. HAHAAAHAAAHA!!*
Zadd: *KSCHT* *Hey wow, I just read that if you exercise your face it reduces the signs of aging.*
Zadd: *KSCHT* *Twig, stop chewing the machinery.*
Zadd: *KSCHT* *No you can't have another toy. Don't make me come down there!*
Zadd: *KSCHT* *Hey-- You guys think there will be a Falconreach Idle 2? I'd like to try out for that...*
Zadd: *KSCHT* *FA LA LAAAAALA* *HACK* *COUGH* *WHEEEEEEZE* Oh.. is the microphone still-- Dang, I thought I turned it off.*
Zadd: *KSCHT* *Attention slaves: Disregard previous announcement.*
Ok that's it...
<Character>: Ok, I've had as much of this as I can take. He can't zap us all at once.
<Character>: LISTEN EVERYONE! I CALL A STRIKE! IT'S TIME TO STAND UP FOR OUR RIGHTS! NO MORE WILL THE MAN--
Blizzy: You mean Zadd?
<Character>: (Yes, Zadd) --ENSLAVE US! I HEREBY DECLARE A STRIKE!
Zadd: *KSCHT* *No strikes allowed.*
<Character>: Oh, you so have got to go..
<Character>: WHO'S WITH ME?!
Zadd: *KSCHT* *sigh.*