PaperClip OF DOOM
Location: He's (a) Lyin'
???: <Class>, you have lived too long alone if you would run errands for a creature such as Zeuster.
Somean Lion: He and his flock of foul, bird-brained attendants lounge around accepting tribute while his lackeys scurry like rodents...
Somean Lion: trying vainly to hide the evidence of misdeeds and mistakes. Be you a mouse, or a man?
Somean Lion: I am sure you have some sense, as I can see you are forthright and honest.
Somean Lion: But surely that sense is muddled and confused if you are playing the part of Zeuster's fowl-minion.
Somean Lion: Ah, Zeuster! Verily, he is a poxed, plume-plucked malcontent! His face is false, and must hide what his false heart and mind plot.
Somean Lion: You should be wary of what slips past his lips.
Somean Lion: Perhaps my assessment of your possessing sense was overly hasty.
Somean Lion: My intelligence is not so lacking that I cannot see through the lies hidden in a puffed-up coxcomb's honey-tongued prattle.
Somean Lion: Begone! You infect my eyes with your presence.
Somean Lion: Then you surely are as beef-witted a hedge-pig as your poisonous patron.
Somean Lion: A poor, mindless <Class> sneaking home to display the fruits of puny efforts in the hope of a crumb of praise!
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-- Peachii for correction.
< Message edited by Peachii -- 4/29/2016 6:22:13 >