PaperClip OF DOOM
| He's (a) Lyin'
Location: That A'Way! -> Valencia -> Quests -> Bacon Origin -> He's (a) Lyin', click on Somean Lion Figurine
Requirements: Completion of Bringing Home the Bacon
Release Date: January 23rd, 2009
Objective: How could anyone be mean enough that they'd want to make chickencows cry?!
Objective completed: That didn't seem SO mean, but perhaps Zeuster's attendats are really, really sensitive.
Scaled Yes/No: Yes
(1) Somean Lion - Boss
Lion's Fang Torc
Lion's Pelt Cape (I-IV)
Greater Galvanized Dagger
Lesser Galvanized Dagger
Greater Galvanized Staff
Lesser Galvanized Staff
Greater Galvanized Blade
Lesser Galvanized Blade
Glowing Platinum Pumpkin
Valencia: So... a chickencow god? You do come across the strangest people. And animals. Anyway, his messenger left this letter for you.
Valencia: *reads* If you truly believe yourself worthy to know more about our secrets, then you'll need to start proving yourself.
Valencia: *reads* You can start by taking care of a rather annoying individual I find myself too busy to deal with.
Valencia: *reads* The vileness of his slander is making my attendants weep. Oh, and I advise you to not believe a word of what he says. - Zeuster
<Character>: Excuse me, but I'm looking for a troublemaker who's been maligning a chickencow named Zeuster.
<Character>: Have you heard any rumors of malicious gossip being spread about chickencow deities lately?
???: <Class>, you have lived too long alone if you would run errands for a creature such as Zeuster.
<Character>: Oh. ...I guess I'm looking for you, then, aren't I?
Somean Lion: He and his flock of foul, bird-brained attendants lounge around accepting tribute while his lackeys scurry like rodents...
Somean Lion: trying vainly to hide the evidence of misdeeds and mistakes. Be you a mouse, or a man?
<Character>: Last I checked, I was human. So I guess I'll take option B.
Somean Lion: I am sure you have some sense, as I can see you are forthright and honest.
Somean Lion: But surely that sense is muddled and confused if you are playing the part of Zeuster's fowl-minion.
<Character>: Well, I really want to know more about element bacon, and Zeuster's promised to tell me. What's he done to you for you be so rude to him?
<Character>: He seems like a good enough sort, though I keep expecting a chorus of trumpets to play when he appears.
Somean Lion: Ah, Zeuster! Verily, he is a poxed, plume-plucked malcontent! His face is false, and must hide what his false heart and mind plot.
<Character>: I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.
Somean Lion: You should be wary of what slips past his lips.
<Character>: He has lips?
Somean Lion: Perhaps my assessment of your possessing sense was overly hasty.
<Character>: Hey! I am full of sense. Sensitive, even. Has anyone ever told you that you're nothing but a big, lying bully? I see why Zeuster is so irritated.
Somean Lion: My intelligence is not so lacking that I cannot see through the lies hidden in a puffed-up coxcomb's honey-tongued prattle.
Somean Lion: Begone! You infect my eyes with your presence.
<Character>: I'm afraid I can't do that. You see, I pledged to prove myself and prove myself I will.
Somean Lion: Then you surely are as beef-witted a hedge-pig as your poisonous patron.
Somean Lion: A poor, mindless <Class> sneaking home to display the fruits of puny efforts in the hope of a crumb of praise!
<Character>: That's it! When I'm through with you there won't be enough scraps of hide left to make a cape!
Battle Somean Lion
<Character>: Y'know, I think there IS enough to make a cape, after all.
There are healing mushrooms surrounded by three rocks with ruins on them in the middle of the quest.
This entire chain is based on the Labors of Hercules, and this is the 1st - The Nemean Lion.
While doing Cure in Thyme from Mogloween Chapter 7 you can find Cat Item (Cat's Whiskers) as a temporary item. Up.
Niki for corrections.
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