• Trey Surehunter - complete Opening the Black Box quest to unlock this option.
  Valencia: Trey Surehunter? Of course I know him. Why, he is my Father.
  
  • Your Father?
  Valencia: He went searching for "The Ultimate Treasure" in the Temple of Gloom and never returned. Until he does, I'm running the family business.
  
  • Ultimate Treasure!?
  Valencia: I don't know. If I knew I would be going after it too! But pops can have that one. I'm after a much bigger prize!
  
  • A bigger prize?
  Valencia: Legend has it that there is an all powerful weapon called the Blade of Awe...um...aw shucks, you don't want to hear about that rusty old thing.
  
  • Well, actually...
  Valencia: So... you are a hero?
  
  • Well...
  Valencia: How interesting! I love hearing stories about Heros. What is your story?
  
  • Well...
  Valencia: Were you a young child raised on a farm who left to pursue a life of action and adventure?
  
  • No...
  Valencia: Do you have amnesia and forgotten that you are actually royalty or have some secret hidden power?
  
  • No...
  Valencia: Was your homeworld destroyed and you were sent here in the last escape pod?
  
  • No...
  Valencia: Was your family taken from you at an early age causing you to train your entire life to protect others?
  
  • No...
  Valencia: Did you find your super powers the day you lifted your weapon above your head and said, "By the power of numb-skull!"
  
  • No...
  Valencia: Did you go back in time in a cool looking car to change the course of history for the better?
  
  • No...
  Valencia: Do you have some sort of cool looking birthmark or symbol which is part of your destiny?
  
  • No...
  Valencia: *Whispers* Did you realize the world around is really.. *gulps* a computer game... and that you, are The One?
  
  • No...
  Valencia: ...
  
  • ?
  Valencia: Are you absolutely sure you are a hero?
  
  • ?
  Valencia: We are going to have to work on your hero story... this is a very important part of being a hero.
  
  • Um... sure?
  Valencia: You should visit the forums, introduce yourself, and tell everyone how you, <Character>, came to be!
  
  • Black Dragon Box?
  Valencia: Wait, what? You are after the Black Dragon Box!?
  
  • Yes, I was trying to...
  Valencia: *Gasps* Wow, I cannot believe it is you. So, you are the one...
  
  • ?
  Valencia: ...destined to become a DragonLord!
  
  • What!?!?!?
  Valencia: Inside the Black Dragon Box was an Egg. The Sneevil must have dumped it out. Amazing how they can open any lock! (Clue for later)
  
  • *gulps*
  Valencia: I know where the Sneevil dump site is... I will help you find the egg. Hmm, I wonder how much it would be worth.
  
  • Hey!
  Valencia: Just between us, I am a bit surprised.
  
  • Why?
  Valencia: From the looks of you... I would have guessed you would have been going after the White Dragon Box.
  
  • White?
  Valencia: Nevermind that, lets go find where the Sneevil tossed out *smiles* your Dragon Egg!
  
  • Alright!
  
  
• Sneevil Dumpsite
  Valencia: The sneevil dumped a Dragon Egg out of the Black Dragon Box at the sneevil dump site. I can show you the way there.
  
  • Sneevil Dumpsite - begins The Sneevil Dumpsite quest.
  
  
• Vultragon
  Valencia: A huge Vultragon stole the egg? I bet it was "Ultra-Vultragon!. He lives at the top of.... Mt. Moordoor!
  
  
  • Moordoor?
    Valencia: Moordoor? It is a deadly mountain of treasure and the bane of door to door salesmen everywhere! A huge Vultragon lives at the top.
    
    
  • Vultragons?
    Valencia: Vultragons? THey are wretched scavengers that steal and eat other's eggs. Their eggs look very similar to Dragon Eggs.
    
    
  • Mt. Moordoor - begins Egg Recovery quest.
  
  
• Egg-xactly 5!
  Valencia: All 5 of these eggs look identical, I am unable to tell them apart. Hmmm, you should take these back to your little red Moglin friend. Good luck!
  
  
• Eyedol Hands
  Valencia: Pops left some old maps and one leads to ancient temple near here!
  Valencia: It's said that the people who lived there were unified from three tribes and created a golden idol to celebrate that.
  Valencia: Their temple was overrun though, and the idol broken. Now it lies in ruins covered in creepy-crawlies!
  Valencia: If you go and kill all the monsters maybe you can put the idol back together!
  
  • Eyedol Hands - begins Idol Hands quest.
  
  
• Bacon Origin
  Valencia: I'm glad you're here, <Character>, I have a little favor to ask of you. It has to do with a very rare element I've recently heard about.
  
  • Rare element?
    
  • Skip - goes to Bacon Origin quest selection.
  Valencia: Well, you've heard of elements like Ice, Wind, Earth and all? This element is strange, though. It appears to be... bacon.
  
  • Bacon!
  Valencia: Exactly. Bacon. Now, in all my wanderings I've never come across such an element, which is why I am very interested in learning all about it.
  
  • Bacon is pretty interesting. - continues dialogue.
    
  • Maybe later
  Valencia: I really want to know more about element bacon! Please see what you can find out!
  
  
  • The Search Begins
    Valencia: You might want to start hunting for information in the Falconreach guardian tower. I know its library has many tomes full of obscure information.
    
    • Quest - begins Bringing Home the Bacon quest.
    
    
  • He's (a)-Lyin'
    Valencia: So... a chickencow god? You do come across the strangest people. And animals. Anyway, his messenger left this letter for you.
    Valencia: *reads* If you truly believe yourself worthy to know more about our secrets, then you'll need to start proving yourself.
    Valencia: *reads* You can start by taking care of a rather annoying individual I find myself too busy to deal with.
    Valencia: *reads* The vileness of his slander is making my attendants weep. Oh, and I advise you to not believe a word of what he says. - Zeuster
    
    • Quest - begins He's (a)-Lyin' quest.
    
    
  • Pureblood Protests
    Valencia: Your chickencow god friend has sent down another request from the high. He is quite a character, isn't he?
    Valencia: It seems his sense of musicality is being offended by the interruptions of anthems sung to praise him by his reverential supplicants.
    Valencia: He says that he hates to have their choral efforts ruined, and he is requesting you please deal with the noise...
    Valencia: by any means necessary... before he loses his temper and turns them into soup for his attendants.
    
    • Quest - begins Pureblood Protests quest.
    
    
  • It's A Wash
    Valencia: Well, this is an interesting turn of events.
    Valencia: Zeuster's latest request came for you, and it seems that he doesn't need anything killed.
    Valencia: Especially if they're mages. You know... he sure is hard to please; who knows how many of these "requests" of his you'll have to do.
    Valencia: Imagine what his priests go through serving him! Directions for how to get to their temple are in the letter.
    
    • Quest - begins It's A Wash quest.
    
    
  • Heart of Gold
    Valencia: It seems your chickencow friend isn't completely self-absorbed, after all. In fact, he's downright benevolent in this letter.
    Valencia: He says Aria has always been a friend to the chickencows, so now he wants you to help her for him.
    Valencia: He says she needs a "hand with a hind", whatever that means...
    
    • Quest - begins Heart of Gold quest.
    
    
  • Outnumbered
    Valencia: Zeuster has been petitioned by a local bull, the half-cousin of one of his attendants.
    Valencia: It seems one of their calves wandered into the swamp and was attacked by a vicious hydra.
    Valencia: They've never seen one this large, so you'd better be careful, because Zeuster is sending you to take care of it.
    Valencia: The cows have promised to erect a large statue in his honor if you can finish off the monster, so he's eager for you to get started.
    
    • Quest - begins Outnumbered quest.
    
    
  • (Mino)torture
    Valencia: This god doesn't really like being challenged much, have you noticed?
    Valencia: There's a beast who is claiming that Zeuster is unable to navigate some maze-thing the creature built.
    Valencia: Zeuster is more to answer his challenge and disprove his claim, but he'd rather see if you're capable of finishing the task.
    Valencia: He says he's pretty sure you're up to it, but I know you can do it. What's a little labyrinth to a hero like you ?
    
    • Quest! - begins (Mino)torture quest.
    
    
  • No Horsing Around
    Valencia: Sometimes I'm surprised just how nice that chickencow can be. This time, Zeuster would like you to help out one of his friends.
    Valencia: The spirit of his friend's wife is being tormented by a trickster in the Underworld.
    Valencia: Death doesn't want to let her go, and not even repeated pleas have made him change his mind.
    Valencia: His friend is distraught and Zeuster hopes you can help. He adds a piece of advice: Don't fear him. He certainly knows how to be ominous.
    
    • Quest - begins No Horsing Around quest.
    
    
  • Forge Frenzy
    Valencia: It looks like you've been far too busy to get bored, and things aren't about to slow down anytime soon.
    Valencia: Zeuster would like you to take care of a boar that's been on a rampage, scaring the chickcalves. It sounds like a pretty ferocious beast.
    Valencia: And the next time you're in town, you might want to stop by Yulgar's forge. I hear he's made up a new batch of smoothies.
    Valencia: As good as they are, you might want to take care of this boar first. I hear the townspeople hunting for it haven't had any luck.
    
    • Quest - begins Frenzy at the Forge quest.
    
    
  • Don't Have a Kow
    Valencia: <Character>! I have good news and not-quite-as-good news for you.
    Valencia: Zuester writes that he is beginning to feel you could be worthy of that secret you're hunting, after all.
    Valencia: That was the good news. The not-quite-as-good news is that he isn't quite sure yet, and needs more convincing.
    Valencia: He says he'll tell you all you need to know for this next task when you get to the magepriest dorm-stable. Good luck, <Class>!
    
    • Quest - begins Don't have a Kow quest.
    
    
  • Queen of the Jungle
    Valencia: Hello, <Character>! It sounds like Zeuster has another task for you since you handled yourself so well with the chicalves. Lucky you!
    Valencia: He says in his latest letter that one of his favorite attendants has pleased him with her devotion, and he would like to give her a gift in thanks.
    Valencia: But he wants it to be a very special present, not just any old trinket.
    Valencia: He's heard of a magical belt worn by the Queen of the Jungle Furies, and he has his little hybrid heart set on giving it to her.
    Valencia: Which is where you come in. You'll need to journey into the jungle and retrieve the belt, by any means necessary.
    Valencia: Oh, and he says he's heard Queen Leeta likes presents, so giving her some gifts might help her part with her belt. Good Luck!
    
    • Quest - begins Queen of the Jungle quest.
    
    
  • Triple Threat?
    Valencia: Zeuster didn't give me many details in his latest letter for you. He said he wants to see you on Mount Beeflympis to explain in person.
    Valencia: He certainly has a flair for the dramatic doesn't he? Good luck, <Character>, I can't imagine what he'd be asking of you this time.
    
    • Quest - begins Triple Threat? quest.
    
    
  • More
    
    • A Titanic Task
      Valencia: <Character>! Zeuster wants to see you right away!
      Valencia: He says it's an emergency, and if you help him now, it will more than make up for your last attempt.
      Valencia: You should head up to Mount Beeflympus as soon as you can.
      
      • Quest - begins Garden of Good and Ebil quest.
      
      
    • Inside the Garden
      Valencia: What are you doing back here? I can't wait to hear about what you discover inside the Garden!
      
      • Quest! - begins Inside the Garden quest.
      
      
    • The Secret
      Valencia: Zeuster says everything is ready.
      Valencia: He and Archimoodes will meet you in the MagePriest temple at midnight.
      Valencia: He really does take the phrase "Mysterious!" to heart, doesn't he? We've waited long enough. Go find out his secret!
      
      • Quest - begins The Secret Revealed quest.
      
      
    • Grrrberus' Revenge
      Valencia: Why don't you go and visit that cute puppy you brought back from the underworld.
      Valencia: Make sure Cysero hasn't turned it into a two-headed fish. Take it for a walk.
      
      • Quest - begins Grrrberus' Revenge quest. (DA Required)
      
      
    • Armor Merge Shop - opens ECCA Merge Shop.
  
  
• Race Around Lore (DA Required)
  Valencia: Hello, <Character>! Feel up for a challenge?
  
  • Yes!
  Valencia: Just how fast do you think you can travel around Lore?
  
  • Pretty fast?
  Valencia: I bet I'm faster! Bring back souvenirs of each place you visit to prove you were there!
  
  • You are on!
  Valencia: As an added incentive, I'll let you trade the souvenirs you find for weapons from my shop. Ready, set, go!
  
  • Lets go!
    M.Par Toot: I am Monsieur Par Toot, your race judge. Valencia has already left! You'd better hurry if you want to catch up!
    
    Places to Go!
    
    • Light Cave - begins To the Light Elemental Cave quest.
      
    • Water Cave - begins To the Water Elemental Cave quest.
      
    • Oaklore - begins To Oaklore quest.
      
    • Amityvale - begins To Amityvale quest.
      
    • The SandSea - begins To The SandSea quest.
      
    • Popsprocket - begins To Popsprocket quest.
      
    • Dragesvard - begins To Dragesvard quest.
      
    • The Islands - begins To The Islands quest.
      
    • Finish Race!
      M.Par Toot: It looks like Valencia is still gone, so I will declare you victorious!
      
      • Turn in Souvenirs - opens Valencia's Shop.
  • Changed my mind

• Rare Item Hunter
  Valencia: Hunting Rare Items? Each item has a rarity value. Items that only appear once, like unique war rewards, are the rarest of all.
  
  
• Statue
  Valencia: I heard that the citizens of Falconreach recently came into a lot of gold. I thought maybe they might like to purchase this one of a kind item.
  
  
• Rumors
  Valencia: Rumors? I hear the 'Lady of the Cake' and 'Jaun Ring to Rule the Mall' quests are coming. I do believe the creators are quite insane.

• ...as Friend A - Valencia joins you as Guest A.
  
• ...as Friend B - Valencia joins you as Guest B.
  
• Univite (Removes all friends)

• Fine.

spoiler:

The answer to the riddle is: skeleton

• Is this it?
  If you answer incorrectly:
  Rhidlareh: That is incorrect.
  
  If you answer correctly:
  Rhidlareh: Correct! As promised, I will sell you something nice.
  
  • Shop - opens Zurvana Set shop.
  
  
• I don't know
  Rhidlareh: Your mind is sharp... you'll get it eventually. Try not to lose sleep over it.

quote:

They seem to have a lot to talk about.

Aww! Let's not disturb the little tog.

Oh hey, It's a horse.

Guess the golden Cysero statue is gone.

I wonder what will be made with all this.

Well that's new.

That looks to be Moonridge