| It's A Wash
Location: That A'Way! -> Valencia -> Quests -> Bacon Origin -> It's a Wash
Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of Purebred Protest
Release Date: February 6th, 2009
Objective: They want you to do WHAT?!
Objective completed: With as messy as those magepriest novices are, they should rename it to the to the Temple of Dooooooom
Scaled Yes/No: Yes
(4) Deep Puddle
(4) Giant Swamp Muck
(5) Monsoon Elemental
(1) Small Puddle
(2) Water Elemental
Aqueric (Force, Frenzy, Fury)
The Baconing (Mace)
Aquella's (Force, Frenzy, Fury)
The Baconing (Staff)
Aquorine (Force, Frenzy, Fury)
Aquetis (Force, Frenzy, Fury)
The Baconing (Dagger)
Valencia: Well, this is an interesting turn of events.
Valencia: Zuester's latest request came for you, and it seems that he doesn't need anything killed.
Valencia: Especially if they're mages. You know...he sure is hard to please; who knows how many of these "requests" of his you'll have to do.
Valencia: Imagine what his priests go through serving him! Directions for how to get to their temple are in the letter.
<Character>: Excuse me? Hello?
Archimoodes: Hrmm? Whats that? Oh. You're the <Class Title> Zeuster promised would help me?
<Character>: I think so; I'm not sure what exactly that "help" is supposed to be, though. His letter said I wouldn't need to kill anything?
Archimoodes: Oh no. Not killing. Our problem is of a... somewhat different nature. What do you know about this place?
<Character>: Almost nothing. You're chickencows. You're priests. You're mages. Thats about it.
Archimoodes: All true. This is the CluckMooFoo Temple, dedicated to the worship of the glory of the god Zeuster
<Character>: CluckMoo-Fu? Is that like a martial arts form? Like with a Funky Chicken Stance?
<Character>: Oh. Ok. Sorry. Please continue
Archimoodes: We are also a school, and stable a large group of novice magepriests, chickencalves sent to us as a sign of their parents devotion
<Character>: Awww! Are they little and yellow and fluffy and spotted? So cute!
Archimoodes: Not hardly. They are loud and rowdy and messy. Which is right where you come in. The dormitory where we stable the novices is
Archimoodes: We're all busy preparing for the Feast of Ruffled Feathers; We don't have time to clean it ourselves, even if it weren't in such bad
<Character>: You want me to... clean? That's my task for Zeuster?!
Archimoodes: If you don't think you can do it...
<Character>: No, no. I'm supposed to be a hero after all. I can do it. But if it's as bad as you say, I might have to take drastic measures
<Character>: Is there a river near here?
Archimoodes: Not close by. If you need water, you'll need to travel in search of it. Do you have a plan already?
<Character>: I have an idea. But I'll need your help once I return.
Archimoodes: Of course. The temple-and living quarters-must be spotless if Zeuster's festival is to be appropriately celebrated
Archimoodes: You'll have your assistance when you return
Aqueevil: Don't hurt me!
<Character>: Hmmm. You are just a li'l guy, aren't you?
<Character>: I guess-you not being made of water-it wouldn't help me much to collect you like the other monsters I've been fighting, hunh?
<Character>: Hmm... Choices, choices
<Character>: I've gathered the water we'll need for the cleaning. I've never heard of soap elementals though...
<Character>: So we'll have to use old-fashion scrubbing to really get the dirt out
<Character>: Or you could just blast the building with a burst of magic, seeing as how your lack of elbows would make scrubbing difficult
Archimoodes: Magic it is. Stand back!
<Character>: Ah, the smell of victory is sweet! Kind of like clean hay
On the last screen with the aqueevil, point your mouse over the trees there is a small writing carved on this tree are the words "Moltraes,dragonlord,was here".
This entire chain is based on the Labors of Hercules, and this is the 5th - clean up King Augeas' stables.
-- Saojun and ILmaster13 for information regarding rewards and monters.
-- tsunamisword for banner and location link.
-- Alina for additional rewards.
-- XRayuko for a link.
-- spyd and Shadow Pheonix for notes.
-- Voodoo Master for dialogue.
-- Niki for coloring and corrections.
< Message edited by Voodoo Master -- 4/25/2013 14:42:37 >