Space is where I lie
| Double, Trouble, Boil and Bubble
Other name: Double Trouble
Location: Amityvale (Books 1 and 2) -> Zorbak -> Quests -> Double Trouble
Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of The Amityvillain
Release Date: December 4th, 2009
Objective: Zorbak is going to try to recruit the Yagas of Amityvale to join his army!
Objective completed: Bubble, bubble, babies are trouble!
Scaled Yes/No: Yes
(2) Baba Yaga
(4) Dark Drinker
(6) Yaga Sister
Yaga Bone Band
Glittering Yaga Band
Zorbak: You owe me for destroying the majority of my army, <Character>. But I'm going to give you a chance to make it up to me.
Zorbak: <Character>, I haven't entirely forgiven you for demolishing my other army.
Zorbak: You can start trying to make it up to me by finding me some more men to put in the field!
<Character>: Why do they have to be men?
Zorbak: Meh, I suppose they could be skeletons, too.
<Character>: What about women? Or rather, yagas? I know some in the area who would know the lay of the land. And they might join up.
<Character>: With the right encouragement, that is.
Zorbak: Yagas? Mehehe. You might have something there!
Zorbak: <Character>, I think you might have a knack for this war/baby-sitting thing.
Zorbak: I think we'll call you Lieutenant Nana!
Zorbak: Mehehehe. Hello pretty ladies!
Baba Yaga: ...
Baba Yaga: Just WHO are you calling *gag* "pretty"?!
*Zorbak lowers his head in embarrassment*
Zorbak: Oooookay. So that didn't work.
Zorbak: Hello you warty wonder-yagas!
Baba Yaga: That's a BIT better. But still a bit too reeking of desperation.
Baba Yaga: What do you WANT, you little blue rabbit-thing?
Zorbak: Only to welcome you yagas into my most Glorious Army of Dracoliches!
Baba Yaga: Dracoliches? You mean those disgustingly cute bony babies ranged behind you?
<Character>: Nothing is too cute to be ebil, I've heard.
*Zorbak turns and looks at you grimacingly*
*Zorbak turns back to the yagas*
*He closes his eyes in frustration*
Zorbak: My army is mighty!
Baba Yaga: Your army is grotesquely adorable. The cute is stinking up our lair. Get out!
*Zorbak turns and looks at you*
<Character>: Don't you talk about the babies like that!
*Zorbak stares blankly for a second*
*His eyes grow wide*
*Everyone ducks and the dracoliches fly in*
<Character>: Whoops. Zorbak, did you forget their leashes?
Zorbak: You don't leash an army! You send it charging into the fray!
*They break and tip over some things in the lair*
<Character>: From the looks those yagas are giving you right now, they're ready to flay your hide, then fray the fringe!
Zorbak: Babies! Take care of this mess! I'm going to go make a list of better allies.
Zorbak: <Character>, make sure they get home alright.
Baba Yaga: ...
<Character>: What? Hey don't look at me...
Arrival at Zorbak's Hideout:
Zorbak: .... <Character>, you're demoted!
Zorbak: Report for potato-peeling duty in the kitchen, stat! And don't forget to salute on your way out, PRIVATE Nana!
<Character>: Look, Zorback. I'm here to protect these babies, and that's what I'm going to do.
<Character>: If you want to KEEP these dracoliches, that's fine, so long as they don't get hurt. But remember, I'm NOT your minion.
Zorbak: *grumble* *mumble* We'll see about THAT, mehehehe...
<Character>: What was that?
Zorbak: Fine, fine. You can be a Lieutenant again. But the next phase of my plan had better go more smoothly.
Zorbak: We'll be taking a little trip deep into the heart of Amityvale and visiting a special friend. Mehehehe!
Zorbak: You and the babies will come along to provide muscle and intimidation! Meh. Maybe not intimidation.
-- Niki for rewards and corrections.
-- AssadBlaze for reward information.
-- Stephen Nix for link.
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