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The Other Side - Unleashed!
Location: Travel Map » Sail East » Travel South » Seekrat » 5: Shadow War
«Scene: Dark Jungle»
You may skip this cutscene at any time.
«You»: There you are!
ElBhe: Don't do this, SeekRat! You have no idea what you're unleashing on Lore!
Seekrat: You're the second shadow creature to tell me that.
Seekrat: Unfortunately, you're both too late! The ritual has already begun!
ElBhe: Oh no!
Seekrat: Bwahahaha! Look above you, hero!
«Scene pans upward, revealing a Shadowy storm»
ElBhe: What have you done?
Seekrat: I have opened the gate to your home, ElBhe. And brought a few of your friends over from the other side to visit!
Seekrat: All it took was a little help from your family...
ElBhe: ... What!?
Seekrat: MUWAHAHA! Your "Litter" has made it easy to channel the power of the Other Side!
Seekrat: And just wait. Once I have harnessed the power of The Old One, I will lead this great shadow army to conquer Lore!
ElBhe: You'll pay dearly for this, SeekRat! Nobody take my family! *hiss*
«You»: Wait... "The Old One"? Is that a shadow creature with a really big shadowy beard?
ElBhe: The Old One is a powerful and ancient being whose very presence could destroy this universe!
ElBhe: His mere presence drives rational beings insane!
«You»: ... but the SeekRat already is insane.
ElBhe: Er, right... more insane, then!
SeekRat: I wish I could stay and gloat, but there is more of the ritual to complete for me to obtain The Old One's power.
«You»: How is this happening, ElBhe? I thought shadow selves couldn't survive outside of a body!
ElBhe: It's the aura emanating from that portal. The Old One's power is seeping into Lore, allowing the creatures to venture into Lore as far as He allows.
«You»: So if we can fight through these monsters and get to the SeekRat before it's too late, we can send them all back?
ElBhe: Exactly. And we can save my family in the process. Everyone wins.
«You»: Then we'd better get started!
The Other Side-- Unleashed!
The Seekrat is bringing creatures from the Shadow Realm to Lore! Only you and your fellow Guardians and Adventurers can halt the incoming rush of Shadow creatures and put a stop to the Seekrat's plans before the ritual is complete!
«Above the following options is a clock counting down to 12:00:00 AM on May 24, 2011.»
Back to Town
Guardians can click on the potion bag to refill their potions if they have less than 5 potions on hand.
Robina Hood the Ranger will join you in battle!
Eselgee the Berserker will join you in battle!
Wandy the Dark Jungle Witch will join you in battle!
Artix Krieger the Paladin will join you in battle!
ElBhe the Shadowcat will join you in battle!
Twilly: That mean ol' Seekrat is kidnapping kittens! What's this world coming to? Twilly thought it was supposed to be the other way around!
Twilly: If you need to be healed, I can help you.
Heal me please
Let me handle this!
Twilly: There you goes! All healed up!
Optional full heal after the second battle
When 50% of the Shadow creatures were defeated...
«Scene: Dark Jungle, where SeekRat speaks to the Litter.»
You may skip this cutscene at any time.
Seekrat: ... so, wait. You're... um... EffAay, right?
YewVhe: WRONG! Could you be more wrong? I don't even look slightly like him, scaredy-kitten that he is.
YewVhe: I'm much more beautiful, and I'm more charming, and I'm more cuddly, and intelligent to boot!
YewVhe: You're supposed to be a hyperintelligent BURP? I just don't see it, you look like that librarian who always tells me to be quiet in the library.
YewVhe: You know what I think? I think you're really dumb, and ugly, and...
Seekrat: I GET IT, I GET IT, YOU'RE YEWVHE. SHUT UP NOW.
Seekrat: Now just stay here. If I have to chase you down again, I'll throw you all in a cage built with flashlights, I swear.
EffAay: MEOW! We'd better do as he says...
ElDhe: The SeekRat's holding us hostage? This is SEWIOUS... er... SERIOUS! And very dramatic!
ElDhe: Camera-man, be sure you get my good side!
EssEll: You don't have one.
ElDhe: You're just jealous of my natural talent!
EssEll: Drama queen!
ElDhe: Food fanatic!
EssEll: That's not even an insult!
Seekrat: ... I'm starting to regret this decision... this "Old One" better be worth it.
After 100% of the Shadow creatures were defeated:
4 BATTLES Seekrat: This cannot be... my army...
Full Heal after each battle
ElBhe: You've lost, SeekRat.
Seekrat: Not yet, I haven't! Try to stop me!
Battle with ElBhe's help!
Battle with Wandy's help!
Battle with Eselgee's help!
Battle with Robina's help!
Battle with Artix's help!
Battle by yourself!
«You»: He's running away again!
ElBhe: Let him go for now. We need to close the gate!
«A large Shadowy, round portal opens in the gate.»
ElBhe: Oh no! We're too late!
«The Old One exits.»
The Old One: O hai.
The Old One: Im in ur uneevers, bloweding it up.
«You»: What sort of strange, incomprehensible language is that? No wonder he drives people mad!
ElBhe: ... yeah, perhaps I should handle this.
ElBhe: *ahem* d00d!
The Old One: Wut?
ElBhe: Can u, lyke, not blowed up dis plaec?
The Old One: Y I no can has boom?
ElBhe: Ees kewl heer. Do not want esplodedness.
The Old One: O, rly?
ElBhe: Ya, rly. Do liek. U shud visit sum day.
The Old One: Kk, I chek meh skeduewl. Bai nao!
«The Old One leaves and the gate and portal disappear.»
«You»: I'm glad you were able to communicate with that thing.
«You»: If you hadn't been able to speak to it, it might have destroyed all of Lore!
ElBhe: ... I feel dirty for talking like that. Never make me do that again.
«You»: Can shadowkittens even get dirty?
ElBhe: Want to visit my litterbox and find out?
«You»: ... I'll pass, ElBhe, but thanks for the offer.
«You»: I'm just glad that everything worked out okay.
ElBhe: Of course. The Old One being an ancient and mighty power is a running joke from our universe. He's no threat.
ElBhe: I merely pretended to be frightened. It's part of the "lulz", as The Old One might say.
«You»: ... you had us fight an entire war because of an inside joke?!?
ElBhe: Hey, The Old One started that joke. And you can't blame me for your violent tendencies.
«You»: ... I'm feeling my violent tendencies starting to make my weapon arm twitch.
ElBhe: Yeah yeah, save it for later. We both know you and I are buddies, after all.
«You»: ... right... best buddies. *twitch*
ElBhe: Now, where's my family? If that rat harmed them...
ElDhe: Over heeeeeere!!!
«The Litter enters.»
ElBhe: I'm so glad you're alright!
YewVhe: Yeah, he said we annoyed him so much that he couldn't stand being near us anymore! Can you imagine that? The outrage!
YewVhe: I think we make great company! We're all such likeable kittens, and of course, as snuggly as I am...
«You»: I'm guessing that's YewVhe.
YewVhe: Well of course! Obviously, you recognized my flawless beauty and...
«You»: Yes, whatever you say! Now please, stop talking! You're worse than The Old One!
ElBhe: It's good to have you all back.
«Scene fades, then Scene changes to another part of the Dark Jungle, where there is the SeekRat.»
Seekrat: They may have foiled my plans this time, but I shall have my revenge yet!
Seekrat: I didn't leave empty-handed, at least...
«The SeekRat's eyes glow red.»
Seekrat: «You»'s interference has weakened the power I have obtained, but in time, I can strengthen it...
Seekrat: And then you shall PAY, «You»!
Reward Chest: Seekrat War
Rat Flail [L. 15, 35, 55, 75, 95, 115]
Rat Flail Z [L. 62 Z]
Guardian Rat Flail [L. 135 G, 150 G]
Luminous Blast [L. 5, 15, 35, 55, 75, 95, 115, 135 | 150 G]
GBBQ [L. 10]
Skyblade [L. 15, 30, 45, 90, 105, 120]
BBQ [L. 25]
LOLBBQ [L. 40]
ZOMGBBQ [L. 55 Z]
Skyblade Z [L. 62 Z]
OMGBBQ [L. 70]
WITWBBQ [L. 85]
SRSBBQ [L. 100]
SPRSRSBBQ [L. 115]
H4XBBQ [L. 130]
Guardian Skyblade [L. 135 G, 150 G]
FTWBBQ [L. 150 G]
This uses the same encounter ranges as Random Adventure. The ranges are expanded so that you can fight monsters eight levels higher/lower than normal.
Thanks to ArchMagus Orodalf.
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