| The Senseless
Book of Lore -> The Senseless,
Location: Thankstaking Storybook -> Chapter 16 -> The Senseless
Level/Quest/Items required: None
Release Date: November 25th, 2022
Objective: People's tastes were stolen! Time to find out who did it!
Objective completed: You beat some sense into it!
Experience rewarded: Scaled
Gold rewarded: Scaled
(1) The Non-Sense - Boss
Cute Turdraken Hat
*As Gretel prepares Falconreach's Thankstaking feast, Ash sneaks into the Thankstaking table and look at his surroundings to make sure that anyone does not see him before picking up a chicken drumstick; as he eat it, however, he found it with no taste.*
Gretel: You couldn't wait a few more hours?!
Gretel: And WHAT is with that expression?
Ash: I just wanted a little snack. But... and I can't believe I'm saying this: this doesn't taste like anything!
Gretel: That's impossible! I used the same recipe as always!
Ash: Did you taste it while making it?
Gretel: Of course I did! We need more opinions. Gather some people.
*Ash and Gretel has gathered people of Falconreach about their loss of taste.*
Gretel: Ok this is just weird... a lot of people tasted nothing while the rest thought it was delicious.
<Character>: What's going on here?
Cysero: I wonder if it has something to do with the figure I saw skulking around last night.
Cysero: Yeah, it was going in and out of people's houses all mysterious like.
<Character>: And you didn't stop it or tell anyone, because...?
Cysero: I was sleepwalking!
*You pause before accepting Cysero's excuse.*
<Character>: You know what... I'll take it.
Gretel: Did you see where it went afterwards?
Cysero: Yeah, it scampered off towards Doomwood!
Gretel: It must have something to do with the loss of taste. <Character>, would you mind chasing it down? It couldn't have gotten far.
<Character>: We're on it!
*You fight your way through the Doomwood forest, battling various Senseless creatures along the way; as you search for the mysterious figure, it recognizes you.*
???: Not YOU again!
<Character>: That voice... it can't be!
*It is revealed that the mysterious figure you are searching for is none other than Noxus.*
Noxus: Why is it always you?!
<Character>: I was about to ask the same thing. Why do you hate holidays so much?!
Noxus: You try not to hate the holidays when nobody ever invites you to the party!
<Character>: Awwww, really?
Noxus: No! I hate the holidays because they're full of cheer!
Noxus: I hate that.
*You and your dragon glares at Noxus.*
<Character>: Wow... so you hate them, just because others feel good?
<Character>: You should really find someone to talk to about that.
Noxus: I have a better idea.
Noxus: COME HERE, MY CREATION!
*Noxus summons his Senseless creation.*
Noxus: I created this monster to steal everyone's senses! That way, they can't enjoy those accursed holidays!
<Character>: What kind of nonsense is that?!
Noxus: Exactly. This creation is called the Non-sense!
Noxus: Yes really! Behold its power while you still can. Creature, take <Character>'s senses!
Battle! - begins battle with The Non-Sense.
Heal - fully replenishes HP, MP, and potions.
Run Away! - returns to Thankstaking Storybook.
*After defeating The Non-Sense, Noxus is irritated.*
Noxus: I should've known the second you showed up.
Noxus: But I swear that one day I'll get you!
*Noxus teleports away.*
<Character>: Welp, that's that! Come on <Dragon>, let's get back and see if this fixed things!
*You return to Falconrach's Thankstaking feast, where the taste of Falconrach's people are back to normal.*
Gretel: I don't know what you did but it helped! Everyone has their taste back and the dinner is about to be served!
Ash: Happy Thankstaking, <Character>!
<Character>: Happy Thankstaking, everyone!
HP-only and MP-only healing pads can be found during the quest.
Pop-up headlines during the quest:
I feel reinvigorated!
My body no longer aches!
< Message edited by DemonicDarkwraith -- 12/3/2022 17:38:45 >