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Stephen Nix -> Mayonnaise Cubed (7/2/2010 15:32:41)

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Mayonnaise Cubed


Location: Lim's Weapon Shop (Books 1 and 2) -> Lim -> Quests -> The Clashening -> Mayonnaise Cubed
Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of Gravitivity
Release Date: July 2nd, 2010

Objective: Mayonnaise Mayonnaise Mayonnaise
Objective completed: Next project: Mustard sculpture!

Scaled Yes/No: Yes

Monsters
(X) Frost Golem
(X) Frostenstein
(X) Ice Golem
(1) Ice Golem - Boss

NPCs
Cysero
Lim
Portrait
Warlic

Rewards
Minimalist Mayo Mechanism (I, II, III)
Modular Mayo Mallet (I, II, III)
Molecular Mayo Misericorde (I, II, III)

Dialogue
Lim: I know I said I wanted to see Cysero do magic, but are YOU really sure you want to help him?
Lim: Ah, well. I suppose that once you see magic in action, you'll realize how much more spectacular SCIENCE is!

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    Cysero: <Character>!
    Cysero: Good timing! Lets walk and talk. Or just talk, since you look a bit tired.
    Cysero: Sleep more. I make an excellent schnozzberry tea that will help that.
    <Character>: Thanks, really, but I'm not tired. I just spent the night at the Inn; I'm all refreshed and ready for action.
    Cysero: Excellent! Then you can journey to Dragesvard for me while I prepare the rest of the components.
    <Character>: Journeying to Dragesvard isn't a problem, I'd be happy to do that for you. But...
    <Character>: I mean... just WHAT are the components going to be for? And what am I bringing back?
    <Character>: It's these little details I worry about when you're involved.
    Cysero: Mayonnaise! Everyone likes mayonnaise.
    <Character>: Sure, ok.
    Cysero: But I prefer it in cube form!
    <Character>: ...
    <Character>: Mayonnaise doesn't COME in cube form, Cysero!
    Cysero: It does when I make it!
    <Character>: Fair enough.
    <Character>: What do you need me to bring back from Dragesvard?
    Cysero: Chunks and chunks of ice. The drier the better-water is bad for the spell- so no melting!

    Um, sure. - Takes you to a cave with 3 Golems in front of you and a sign reads,

    quote:

    Bring back the Ice!
    Cysero needs bits and pieces of ice monsters in order to complete his spell. Defeat the monsters and return with ice for cubes!


    Back in Falconreach...

    <Character>: Is that enough ice monster bits?
    Cysero: I could use more ice elbows. Elbows are great spell components, you know.
    Cysero: But this ice will do just fine for the mayonnaise cubes.
    Cysero: And you kept it so dry!
    Raises thumb in appreciation
    Lim: If you were doing SCIENCE you could have just used dry ice.
    Cysero: Ice that burns should never be used in making food, Lim.
    Cysero: Learn to gastronomize.
    Cysero: You'll never go hungry again!
    <Character>: Awww, it's so nice when you two help each other!
    Lim: ...
    <Character>: So how does the rest of the spell go, Cysero?
    Cysero: Oh, all that's left is a whole egg.
    Cysero: The bits of shell make the magic crunchy.

    *SPLOOSH*

    Cysero: Listen!

    *SNAP*
    *CRACKLE*
    *POP*

    <Character>: Hee hee!

    You then see a flash a cubes of mayonnaise

    Cysero: Euchre!
    Lim: ....
    <Character>: Well, you DID say you wanted to see him to do magic.
    Lim: I could have done the exact same thing with SCIENCE!
    <Character>: So, Cysero, what will you do with you mayonnaise cubes?
    Cysero: There's a wall in the tower, a few halls over from Warlic's bedroom, that REALLY needs a talking mayonnaise cube portrait of me.
    Cysero: It's so lonely and quiet for a wall.

    Later that evening...

    Portrait: ...because I'm a portrait and I'm made out of mayonnaise and I am called a TALKING portrait so I just kinda keep talking and talking
    Portrait: ...about whatever comes to mind because what I say isn't really important so long as I am talking, It's funny 'cause I don't actually have a mind...
    Portrait: ...I'm just a pair of magical lips on some magical mayonnaise hung on a wall in some place owned by some guy that looks like me...
    Warlic: OMG WILL YOU PLEASE BE QUIET SO I CAN SLEEP?!
    Portrait: ...and some other cranky guy who doesn't like mayonnaise. What does he have against mayonnaise anyways? Haha, that rhymes...
    Warlic: AAAHHHHH!!!! CYSEROOOOOooooo!!!!
    Portrait: ...right his name is Cysero, which of course rhymes with 'This-a-go', and "Is limo" and also "Steve" if you have a really bad cold, but anyway...
    Warlic: *sob*
    Portrait: ...does anybody remember what I was talking about a minute ago cause I think it had something to do with lemonade or cats or...

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    Thanks to Peachii for corrections.




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