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Moonridge Knight(s) Location: That A'Way! (All Versions) -> Right -> Up Right -> Down -> Down Right, Moonridge, Resident Sneevil: Genesis, MOP, 48 Weeks Later, Falconreach Inn, Restore M.O.P. Quests given None Shops owned None Dialogue That A'Way! (Books 1 and 2) Knight (1): My apologies, traveller. This section of the trade route is locked down while we deal with a small... er.. problem. Knight (2): Pff... Somebody thought it'd be a great idea to import brainflowers. They didn't realize the road runs past Doomwood. Knight (1): Right. You don't want to be in here right now... we've got undead running rampant. Knight (1): Why don't you visit Moonridge while you wait, surely you must be tired from your journey. Also, be sure to check out the armory! *wink wink* Knight (2): You still getting a cut of the profits, Jim? Knight (1): Ohhh yeah! Knight (2): Actually, the real reason you can't travel south of here is because that's where Adventure Quest takes place. Knight (1): Right, you know... Artix Entertainment's first game. They have their territory and we have ours. Knight (1): Call it... What would you call it, Mike? Knight (2): Convenient? Knight (1): No. I mean, there's a word for this sorta thing. Knight (2): ... Knight (2): Laziness? Knight (1): Oi. Let's just pretend I asked to see your passport and you don't have one. Knight (2): Why didn't you just say that in the first place? Knight (1): Because I had to get in that line about shopping at the Moonridge armory. Where our prices shine! *Wink* Knight (2): Laaaaame. Moonridge Entrance Knight: Hail, Adventurer! Welcome to Moonridge. Knight: This is Mayor Dolan's house. Outside the Guard Tower Knight: What? I'm resting. I'm tired, ok? ...and I don't think she can see me from here. Guard Tower Knight: Got him! Knight: Oh, there he is. Outside Dragonfang Inn Knight: If Hawke asks, please tell her I am doing a good job. Knight: Our Captain is really tough on us, but she has good intentions. She's very protective of this town. She's probably very nice when not working. Resident Sneevil: Genesis Knight: Hail, Adventurer! Welcome to Moonridge. MOP Knight (1): Welcome every- Knight (2): Erm, I got this one, Daphne. Knight (1): Oh? Very well then, have at it. Knight (2): *ahem* Ok... Knight (2): ...Welcome to MOP. The *snort* Mercenary Orientation Program. Knight (2): On behalf of the people of Moonridge, please allow me to thank you for your service... Knight (2): You mercenaries have been hired based on your proficiency and skill, you come highly recommended... Knight (2): You mean you guys don't care about why we hired you or what your duties are going to be? Knight (2): Correct. We're being attacked by- Knight (2): Uh, yeah sort of. You see- Knight (2): So.. uh... Knight (2): R-right. Knight (2): Well... um, alright then... lets move on. Please everyone proceed to the area behind me. Knight (1): Hows it going? Knight (2): ... Knight (2): Fantastic Knight (3): Ok folks, Moonridge is providing you with armor and weapons. Please line in a orderl- Knight (3): But- Knight (4): Well, actually... Knight (3): You guys have been assigned to help fend off the recent Zard outbreak. Not the undead. Knight (3): People, People, please... Ok, who does need a weapon? Knight (3): Sir? Knight (3): Aye, Surely you need a blade... Knight (3): But... Knight (3): ... Knight (3): That's a fish. Knight (3): But... That doesn't even make any sense. Knight (3): What a crew... 48 Weeks Later Knight (1): The refugees are still coming in by the dozen, but we are finding places for them. Knight (1): This eyesore of a building is actually of good use for once. Knight (2): More refugees incoming! Knight (2): He's just making sure you're not infected. Knight (2): Ok, you're good. Please proceed to the medical tent. Knight (3): Next, please! Knight (2): Finally... that took forever. Knight (3): We need to screen them, though. Knight (2): Wh-who? Knight (3): Oh, hello there little guy. Knight (2): By the Avatars.... Knight (3): I... I don't think so. Falconreach Inn (Books 1 and 2) Moonridge Knight: *grin* The guys with the cheesy taste in clothing? Falconreach Inn (Book 3) Moonridge Knight: *frowns* That whole room smells like cheese now. Restore M.O.P. Knight: Cats with costumes on? Knight: They're at the inn. Knight: Yeah, they all wandered into town a while back. Knight: Most of the townsfolk thought we were being pranked. One of Sir Coldbear's stunts or something. Knight: Turns out they were just cats someone put in fancy outfits. Although one of them seems to be a bit...odd. It's very broody. Knight: What? That A'Way! (Book 3) Knight: Thanks to a surge in sales at the armory, we're renovating the town at the moment. Thanks to DemonicDarkwraith for image and corrections. Stephen Nix and Sagrym for additional dialogue. Jay for location link and additional dialogue.
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