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Conquest & Cat-Napping!
The Terrible Twelve have taken over Battleon, and ElBhe has been captured! Join the resistance to free Battleon and rescue ElBhe, before it's too late!
«You are fully healed.»
You may skip this cutscene at any time.
«Scene: Dark Jungle, where the Terrible Twelve are.»
Seekrat: You see? My plan worked. We have done what the Sinister Seven could not: we have conquered Battleon!
Seekrat: But my revenge is not yet complete.
Algern: Hold it, SeekRat. We had a deal. «You» is out of the picture now, as we agreed...
Seekrat: Patience, Algern. We both have business with Barrius. And when he arrives, we can take care of things.
Queen Hybee: How do you know he'll even show up?
Terrestria: I hope he doesn't. I've always wanted a little kitty...
ElBhe: Mehehe. See? I told you, worm-woman. No lady can resist my charms.
Terrestria: ... ugh. Come to think of it, I don't even know why I said something like that...
ElBhe: I'll have to market this talent of mine, somehow. Maybe as a line of body sprays for men.
ElBhe: Shadowkitten body spray. Because the shadowkittens make the wimminz go "dawwwww."
Seekrat: SILENCE! I didn't give you permission to speak!
Seekrat: Now then, we must make certain that «You» is kept from reaching us...
Tyranna: But we have captured Battleon! «You» is surrounded by our armies!
Seekrat: Do not underestimate the adventurers of Battleon. Underestimating them is precisely why they have beaten you all before.
Seekrat: Now then, we must take strides to ensure...
Stragath: Wait. Where is the rodent?
Seekrat: Twig? Probably enjoying his ice cream. Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
Stragath: Right...
«Scene fades to darkness. New Scene: «You» in prison. A Guard (a Monocled Wolverine) enters.»
Guard: You have a visitor.
«You»: Great. Send 'em on in. I've got nothing better to do. Oh-- Is lunch today going to be the brown sludge or the white sludge?
Guard: I believe it is GREEN today, prisoner...
«Twig enters.»
«You»: Twig! What are you doing here? Why did you help those people?
Twig: They said we were being scawy... they gave me ice cweam...
Twig: But they were being mean for weal!
«Scene zooms in on Twig, who is crying. Scene zooms out.»
«You»: ... oh, Twig... don't cry...
Twig: And I helped them be mean to evewyone...
«Twig cries and the room fills with his tears.»
Twig: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
«You»: Twig, stop! You'll flood the room at the rate you're crying!
«A piranha pops out of nowhere and swims away.»
«You»: .........
Guard: .........
«You»: Better hold my breath...
«Twig continues to cry and the water level rises further as the Scene fades to darkness. New Scene: Battleon.»
«You»: That was awful... Never do that again, Twig.
Twig: But--
«You»: I know you were sad, but please don't cry. We almost drowned in there.
«You»: And I'm pretty sure it gave new meaning to the concept of getting trout-slapped.
Twig: Sowwy.
«You»: It's okay. At least I'm freed now... even if it was the strangest escape ever. Deus Ex... Trout?
«You»: Anyways, now we need to free everyone else, and push these armies out of Battleon for good!
To War!
Retake Battleon!
Now that you've escaped captivity, it's time to fight back! Push the Terrible Twelve's armies out of Battleon for good!
To Battle!
Guardian mission!
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Guardians can click on the potion bag to refill their potions if they have less than 4 potions on hand.
Clickies!
Artix Krieger the Paladin will join you in battle!
Dadric the Martial Artist will help you in battle!
Lavistria of the Elves will help you in battle!
Twilly: Uh-oh's!! Twilly's is upset! Where did this army comes from??
Twilly: If you need to be healed I can help you.
Heal me please
Let me handle this!
Twilly: There you goes! All healed up!
Thank you!
To Battle!
You may skip this cutscene at any time.
«Scene: Dark Jungle, where the Terrible Twelve minus one are. Guard enters.»
Guard: My lord, the adventurers have escaped and are decimating our forces in Battleon.
Seekrat: WHAT!?!
Seekrat: Come with me, all of you. We're taking direct command of our forces and finishing those pesky adventurers off.
Tyranna: What about the cat? We can't leave him undefended.
Terrestria: I'll watch him! I can make sure he's well-fed and cared for and...
ElBhe: And you'll snuggle me, like the kitten you've always wanted?
Terrestria: ...ugh. I keep saying such strange things. What sorcery is this?
ElBhe: There is no sorcery involved. Only my irresistible adorableness.
Seekrat: Shut up, both of you! Algern can watch over ElBhe.
Seekrat: Let's get moving. I will not have «You» escape my revenge, not after all this work!
«All but Algern and ElBhe leave. After they do so, Scene zooms in on Algern cutting ElBhe's leash and then zooms out.»
ElBhe: I take it you have been wooed by my charms, too?
Algern: You know why I'm letting you go. I want to prove to Barrius that my method is truly superior.
ElBhe: You know he won't fight you. He won't fight anyone he considers weak.
ElBhe: And you proved yourself weak when you refused to complete the ceremony.
Algern: I needn't allow myself to be possessed to be a powerful shadow warrior. And he will fight me... if I have you.8 BATTLES
Full Heal after battles #2, #4 and #6
Optional Full Heal after battle #8 See below for encounter list. All battles come from 1 wave and the wave is selected at random.
«Scene: Battleon»
«You»: Seekrat...
Seekrat: «You»! You will go no further!
«You»: We'll just see about that, garbage-eater.
Seekrat: .......... Garbage-eater? Seriously?
«You»: It's all I could come up with on short notice. Rats eat garbage, right?
Seekrat: I suppose. A lot of them do, yes. I prefer to eat---
Seekrat: -- YOU!!
Battle with Dadric's help!
Battle with Lavistria's help!
Battle with Artix's help!
Battle by yourself!
Regardless of choice«You»: Whew. That's it. We've beaten back the Terrible Twelve!
«You»: Now I'd better find ElBhe...
ElBhe: No need!
«Algern and ElBhe enter.»
«You»: ElBhe! You're alright! But why is one of the Terrible Twelve with you?
Algern: Do not pin me up with those fools.
ElBhe: Algern released me. The rest of the Terrible Twelve left me alone with him to help their armies maintain control of Battleon.
«You»: Well, uh... thanks, Algern?
Algern: I did not release him for you. I have my own plans, and they require his help.
Algern: I shall waste no time on you. My target is Barrius.
«You»: Who is Barrius?
ElBhe: My owner. I am Barrius's shadow self.
«You»: Oh, okay. Wait, you have an owner? Where has he been all this time, anyways?
«Algern turns.»
Algern: Wait.... I sense him.... has he gone to their hideout after all?
«Algern leaves.»
«You»: ... did he just forget we were here?
ElBhe: Apparently. Let's hope he keeps forgetting, «You»!
Terrible 12
Shop Weapons:
SplitRend Lance I
Scythe of FreeZing Winds
Scythe of Gelid Winds
SplitRend Lance II
SplitRend Lance G I
SplitRend Lance III
SplitRend Lance G II
SplitRend Lance Z
Scythe of Wintry Winds
Scythe of Arctic Winds
SplitRend Lance IV
Scythe of FroZen Winds
Scythe of Polar Winds
Scythe of Glacial Winds
Shop Shields:
Magnetic Barrier
Magentic Guard
Magnetic Shield Z
Magnetic Bulwark
Magnetic Defender
Magnetic Protector
Magnetic Guardian
Write-up thanks to ArchMagus Orodalf
 Guardian Mission!
The forces arrayed against Battleon are overwhelming, so taking risks may be the only way to win the day! Will YOU take a risk and sneak behind enemy lines to reduce their numbers?
Go!2 BATTLES
Optional Full Heal
2 BATTLES
Optional Full Heal
2 BATTLES
Optional Full Heal
1 BATTLE See below for encounter list all battles come from 1 wave and the wave is selected at random
A commander appears!1 BATTLE
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