tsunamisword -> No Horsing Around (3/6/2009 19:20:42)
No Horsing Around
Location: That A'Way! -> Valencia -> Quests -> Bacon Origin -> No Horsing Around
Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of (Mino)torture
Release Date: March 6th, 2009
Objective: Spirit in need of help? Check. Possessive Grim Reaper holding her in the Underworld? Check. Zeuster wanting your help again? Check. Time to bust out your weapon and take on some ghosts.
Objective completed: Death is but a door, time is but a window. You'll be back.
Scaled Yes/No: Yes
(6) Red Spectre
(1) Death - Boss
Death's Scythe (All Versions)
Blighted Grim Ripper
Blighted Underworld Avenger
Staff of Thanatos
Blighted Staff of Thanatos
Newspaper Clipping #1
Newspaper Clipping #2
Newspaper Clipping #3
Newspaper Clipping #4
Valencia: Sometimes I'm surprised just how nice that chickencow can be. This time, Zeuster would like you to help out one of his friends.
Valencia: The spirit of his friend's wife is being tormented by a trickster in the Underworld.
Valencia: Death doesn't want to let her go, and not even repeated pleas have made him change his mind.
Valencia: His frirend is distraught and Zeuster hopes you can help. He adds a piece of advice: Don't fear him. He certainly knows how to be ominous.
When your character passes two rivers of lava, a text bubble comes up, saying "Boy, am I glad that I don't have to cross THESE streams!"
E.Gon: I totally managed to grab the last pair of Grateful Undead tickets last night!
Zule: You mean for their show at the Mausoleum?!
E.Gon: You know it! And their manager, Go Zur, even gave me free backstage passes!
Kniebil: And... and the last thing I remember is this huge half man, half bull monster hurtling towards me with an axe!
Ophelia: Oh you poor brave soul! And to think, you did all that stunt work and they never even said thank you!
Freddie: Hey, I heard that underpaid test guy finally got done in.
Cestis: I hope his end was a noble one! Like staring Death in the face, maybe, or wrestling one of those three-headed dogs roaming around.
Goober splurts onto the ground and becomes humanoid
Cestis: Ugh. You look like something one would find leftover in a tissue. I would appreciate it if you'd kindly move!
Goober: OTAY! *squish* MOOOOOVING CLOSER!
Goober chases Cestis; goo-ing Charlie in the process
Charlie: He goo'ed me!
<Character>: It's about time you showed up.
Death: Has it ever occurred to you that maybe the reason I've been so busy is because the dead have been rising from the grave?
Death: With so many necromancers running around these days, it's almost impossible to keep a set schedule.
Death: Which, speaking of, don't you owe me one or two?
<Character>: Oh, no. No, no. You must be thinking of some other <Class>.
Death: That will be enough out of you. Back to the Void you go!
Cast a darkness spell on Goober, making it disappear
<Character>: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Nice shootin', Death!
Cestis: Can you help me? I want to go home. I miss my husband. But Death will not listen to my pleas.
<Character>: Well, normally, I make it a rule to never get involved with undead people.
<Character>: Aah, who am I kidding? I am involved with undead people all the time!
Cestis: Then you'll help me?
<Character>: I'll see what I can do.
<Character>: So, Death. What do you say? How about freeing this one little spirit, as a favor to me? You wont even miss her.
Death: She may not leave! And you aren't exactly in a position to be asking for more favors...
<Character>: Right. I figured your answer was going to be something like that.
You battle Death
Cestis: My hero! Did my husband request your help? I never thought I'd be free of this place.
Cestis: Did some benevolent god intervene and decide to send you?
<Character>: There is no benevolent god, there is only Zeuster.
Cestis: And you, you must be some demi-god, no? More powerful than ordinary mortals?
<Character>: Normally, when someone asks if I'm a god, I like to say yes.
<Character>: But, to be honest, I'm just a hero trying to do what's right, earn some gold, and convince a contrary chickencow deity to share what seems to be...
<Character>: ... the best-kept secret in Lore.
Cestis: You don't act like a hero.
<Character>: Most of them are pretty stiff. But I bet you see a lot of stiff people down here.
-- Dicer for weapon links and dialogue.
-- sunchang for Newspaper Clippings.
-- Beleg Strongbow for weapon corrections.
-- Peachii for corrections.