tsunamisword -> Don't have a Kow (3/27/2009 21:06:15)
Don't have a Kow
Location: That A'Way! -> Valencia -> Quests -> Bacon Origin -> Don't have a Kow
Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of Frenzy at the Forge
Release Date: March 27th, 2009
Objective: Zeuster and Archimoodes have asked that you take the young apprentice magepriests on a field trip to meet their relatives, the cattle of Jeryon. Be careful, apprentices are known for mischief.
Objective completed: You found all the scattered chickcalves AND managed to not get skewered on a set of the Jer'yon kow's horns. I'd call this trip a success.
Scaled Yes/No: Yes
(3) Dirt Beetle
(3) Vurrman Plaguebringer
(4) Windwasp Drone
Glittering Frigid Dirk
Glacial Frigid Dirk
Glittering Gelid Staff
Glacial Gelid Staff
Glittering Arctic Blade
Glacial Arctic Blade
Gain access to Farm Souvenirs at the end of the quest.
Valencia: <Character>! I have good news and not-quite-as-good news for you.
Valencia: Zeuster writes that he is beginning to feel you could be worthy of that secret you're hunting, after all.
Valencia: That was the good news. The not-quite-as-good news is that he isn't quite sure yet, and needs more convincing.
Valencia: He says he'll tell you all you need to know for this task when you get to the magepriest dorm-stable. Good luck, <Class>!
<Character>: So, Zeuster. Here I am, back at the magepriest apprentice dorm-stable. What did you want to meet me here for?
Zeuster: <Character>, good. Archimoodes and I have a task for you.
Kay: Moop moop.
<Character>: I was expecting something like that.
<Character>: You know I'm happy to help, but... what will it be this time? Wresting a mutant tog? Fighting a snake-woman?
Archimoodes: Oh, nothing so difficult! We just want you to take our apprentices here to visit their relatives. The cattle of Jer'yon.
Cee: Moop. Moop moop!
<Character>: You want me to... babysit? All of them?!
Zeuster: Well you did say you knew how to be useful.
Archimoodes: Just be careful. You know what kinds of mischief young apprentices can get into.
<Character>: Ok, everyone. Here we are. Stay together, now. Your relatives are supposed to be either in the field or the barn.
Sanders: MOOP! Moop moop moop.
S. Chalet: Moop.
<Character>: What? Look behind me? Perdue is making faces behind my back?
<Character>: *mutter* Oh, crud.
<Character>: I did not plan for a game of Hide and Seek: Farm Edition.
<Character>: Here, chickcalf chickcalf chickcalf. Come out come out, wherever you are!
After you've found all 10 chickcalves:
<Character>: Hey you all ar- ... waaaait. You aren't all here!
Aristeerdes: They most certainly are not! I saw the other half of the flock, er, the herd scatter in the direction of the barn.
<Character>: Good to know, thank you! And, by the way, I call a group of chickencow a "flerd". It just seems to make sense.
<Character>: A-HAH! Now I've found all of you! That's the last time I let Zeuster and that sweet-tongued magepriest of his talk me into chick-sitting.
Demoosthenes: Do these... infants... belong to you?
<Character>: Not really. I'm supposed to be taking them to see you. Archimoodes didn't send word?
Demoosthenes: He most certainly did not.
<Character>: Ooh, I see. Well... Surprise! Your distant, hybrid, rowdy little relatives have come to see you!
Demoosthenes: "Seeing" us does not include using me as an object of recreation, if you ask me.
Hubert: Moop! Moop moop moop. Meep.
T. Nuggent: Moop! Moop moop moop. Meep.
Fila:: Moop! Moop moop moop. Meep.
<Character>: Hehehe. I thik they just declared you a hands-on visual aid.
<Character>: But I think it's time to be going now. Those are some lovely, long, curved horns you have. Come on, chickcalves. We'll get a treat on the way home.
Hubert: Moop! *** *** I want candy!
Fila:: Moop! *** ***I want ice cream!
<Character>: There aren't any ice-cream or candy shops on the way back, so, on second thought, souvenirs from the farm's gift shop will have to do.
Found on the Farm - opens Farm Souvenirs shop.
-- Nex del Vida and Reisland for weapons.
-- ~Quiet Beserker~ for ChickenCow Armor drop.
-- ILMaster15 for links.
-- Fabar for Glacial Frigid Dirk link.
-- robee495 for a link correction.
-- Peachii for corrections.
-- NikisArmy for corrections.
-- Stephen Nix for corrections.