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Voodoo Master -> Bachelor Party (2/16/2013 5:22:11)
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Bachelor Party
Other name: The Story!
Location: Hero's Heart Day Storybook -> Chapter 6 -> The Story!
Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of The Boss Bear
Release Date: February 16th, 2013
Objective: Artix is throwing Rolith an undead wrestling extravaganza for his bachelor party!
Objective completed: BEST UNDEAD FIGHTING BACHELOR PARTY EVER!
Scaled Yes/No: Yes
Monsters
(1) General Boneyard
(1) Megs
(1) Megz
(1) Undead Maker
NPCs
Alina
Artix
Big Daddy
Megs
Megz
Rolith
Twig
Rewards
None
Dialogue
*Artix is standing in Falconreach at night*
Artix: Hello, <Character>! Back when Rolith and Alina first got engaged, and I was named Best Paladin, I promised you a story...
Artix: ...and here it is! Based on Real Life Events, I present Rolith's Bachelor Party!
Loads Rolith's Dress Uniform.
*Rolith and Artix are standing near a wrestling ring along with a few other familiar NPCs (mostly Falconreach NPCs)*
Artix: Oh good, you are here! I'm almost set and it is going to be fantastic! I know this is what you really want!
Rolith: I wanted... a wrestling match?
Artix: Of course! It is your last day of being single, and your last day of fighting alone!
Artix: So, what a better way to celebrate than fighting a ton of undead wrestling monsters?
Rolith: Alright, you got me there.
Artix: It's time for you to get into the ring and fight!
*Big Daddy is standing on one of the ring ropes*
Big Daddy: Iiiiiiin this corner, we have the Captain of Bone Crunching, the Paladin Programmer, the Banhammer, the Tog-Rider, the Groom-To-Be
Big Daddy: Rooooooooolith!
*Rolith is standing in his corner. Big Daddy turns around to look at the other corner*
Big Daddy: And iiiiin thiiiiis corner, we have the Zombie Aggresor, the Ghoul with the Gear, the...
Big Daddy: ...the UndeadMaker!
*An unfamiliar wrestler stands in the other corner. He is wearing a strange, lizard-like uniform*
Big Daddy: LET'S GET READY TO GRRRRRUUUUUUMBBBBLLLLEEEEE!
Fight wither the normal version of the Undead Maker, or the extreme version. Once you win:
*Someone drags the unconscious Undead Maker out of the ring*
Big Daddy: Oh, ooouuuch, if the UndeadMaker could still feel anything, he would definitely be hurting!
*Suddenly a chair and a tree are thrown at Rolith, and something roars...*
Big Daddy: Looks like the Putrid Primate, the Gorillaphant with no Skin on his Butt...
Big Daddy: Geeeeeeneral Boneyard
Big Daddy: ...is ready to face off against our Gregarious Groom!
*A Zardbirillaomgiphant jumps into the ring and attacks Rolith*
Fight General Boneyard Again, there's also an extreme version of him. After you win:
*Rolith grabs the Zardbirillaomgiphant by his tusks, spins him in the air and throws him out of the ring*
Big Daddy: Ooooh, Rolith has sent the General back to the boneyard!
Big Daddy: Next up, is a Rebel without a Heart, the Skeletal Wonder, the Boney Brawler, the Carrion Killer...
Big Daddy: the HaaaaaangMaaaaaaan!
*A skeleton approaches the ring*
Loads Defensive Artix.
*Artix is standing outside the ring, with a giant foam replica of Rolith's hammer*
Artix: Ooooh, I hate the HangMan! Rolith is so lucky he gets to smite all these undead! Best. Party. EVER.
*A dart with a pink flower attached to it hits Artix's hammer. He exits the building in order to investigate*
Artix: Who's there?! Show yourself, evildoer!
*Two female ninjas appear out of nowhere, both holding flower bouquets*
Artix: Ninjas?! Who are you? Why are you trying to crash the most awesome undead fighting bachelor party, EVER. NO GIRLS ALLOWED!
Megs: Megs.
Megz: Megz.
Megs: We're here to make sure the groom behaves himself!
Megz: And that he survives whatever you planned for him!
Artix: Psh, Rolith is taking down these wrestlers like they are lightweights!
Megz: If a hair on his head is harmed... you're going to have to deal with the boss. Let us through, Best Man.
Artix: I said NO GIRLS ALLOWED! I can't hit girls but, I won't let you in either!
*Both ninjas attack Artix simultaneously*
Fight Megs and Megz. There's ONLY an Extreme Battle version. In addition, you have to lose, because every time you try to attack Artix decides he can't do it because he does not want to harm girls. Once you are defeated:
???: ENOUGH!
*Alina enters the scene, She is wearing her wedding dress*
Alina: I think we can come to compromise, Artix...
*Meanwhile, inside the building, Rolith is wrestling with the HangMan, and is about to lose. The HangMan is standing above him, and his hammer is not in his hand. In the last moment, Megs and Megz jump into the ring. Megs tosses her bouquet at Rolith's hammer, and it flies flies directly to Rolith's hands. Rolith somehow manages to win the fight afterwards*
Rolith: Thanks but I totally had that.
Megs: Sure you did.
Rolith: Wait, what are you two doing here? What happened to Artix?
*Suddenly, Artix appears at the middle of the ring. He's dressed with a half-ninja half-paladin armor*
Artix: Iiiiiii aaaaaaammmm, the BEST MAN NINJA.
Rolith: ... You let the bridesmaids in because they said you could wear black, didn't you?
Megz: Not us!
Rolith: If it wasn't you...
*Alina enters the ring and starts gliding in it swiftly*
Rolith: ...but... but...
*She hits Rolith directly and knocks him down to the floor. Then she crouches above him*
Alina: No butts about it, honey, we fight together from now on!
*Rolith and Alina kiss*
*Later on, Artix, Megs, Megz, Alina and Rolith are standing outside the ring around a huge cake. Suddenly, the cake explodes, Twig is lying inside it*
Twig: Ooooooh, my tummmmyy. Not enough fishes in the cake!
Complete Quest
Complete this quest to unlock Bachelor PAR-TAY! badge.
Thanks to Dread97 for a correction.
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