Voodoo Master -> Interview (11/23/2013 5:03:21)
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[image]http://media.artix.com/encyc/df/banners/Falconreach.png[/image] [image]http://media.artix.com/encyc/df/tags/Titan.png[/image] Interview Location: Day Time Falconreach (Book 3) -> Down -> 2 Down Right -> Theater -> Heroic Interviews! Level/Quest/Items required: None Release Date: November 22nd, 2013 Objective: Sir Stephen of Coldbear interviews famous guests! Objective completed: What was your alignment?! Scaled Yes/No: Yes Monsters Good character: (1) Fat Darkness Dragon - Boss Neutral character: (1) Doomkitten!? / (1) Mysterious G!? - Boss / (1) Brakenberry!? / (1) Lava Titan Xan!? / (1) Wargoth!? - Titan Boss Evil character: (1) Spirit - Boss NPCs Ash Chairman San Robin Sir Stephan Spirit Zevox Zorbak Rewards None Access to Cheese Shop Good character: Access to Comedy Shop and Comedy DC Neutral character: Access to Neutral Shop and Neutral DC Evil character: Access to Tragedy Shop and Tragedy DC Dialogue *The theater is completely full. Zevox is about to invite this evening's show host.* Zevox: Ladiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies aaaaaaaaand gentlemen! Zevox: You've been waiting for him, but here he finally is! *Zevox raises his hand and shouts:* Zevox: Give a big hand for Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir Stephan! *The crowd cheers. Sir Stephan takes a sit in front of none other than Chairman Platinum himself.* Sir Stephan: Our first guest tried to take over Lore a while ago, however he was stopped by the brave heroes of Lore. Love or hate him but we allllll know him! Sir Stephan: Chairman Platinum! Chairman: Thank you for inviting me here Sir Steph- *The crowd is booing. It annoys the Chairman, so he stands up and shouts:* Chairman: SHUT UP! *Then he sits down again.* Chairman: That's better... as I said, thank you for inviting me here Sir Stephan! Sir Stephan: Thank you for coming here! I love your suit! Where'd you get it? Chairman: It was handmade by enslaved minx fairy children! Sir Stephan: Slavery?!? Chairman: Yes- they may be small but MAN, they can make a good suit! *He bursts out laughing.* Sir Stephan: That's a very nice laugh you have there! Did you perhaps steal it from a dying Gorillaphant? Chairman: Give me ONE good reason to not sign my ninjas to get you right now! Sir Stephan: ...I'm famous? Chairman: ...I like your style! This time you'll get away with it! Sir Stephan: But let's get to the question many people are wondering about. How did you earn all that money? Chairman: Part of it is because I sell the suits for an evilly high price to unknowing customers... although so far we only have one... Sir Stephan: Oh? Who might that be? Chairman: Someone called "D. When". Sir Stephan: So what made you decide to become a villain? Chairman: When I was just a young boy, I had a hamster called Ebil... I loved that hamster as a brother! Chairman: But one day a company called "Chaos Corps" stole Ebil from me. They were planning to use Ebil as a server hamster. Chairman: I wanted Ebil back no matter what... I trained a long time and as I trained, my heart grew darker... Chairman: By the time I defeated the leaders of Chaos Corps there was almost no light left in my heart. Chairman: I rushed to the server room and finally found Ebil. He was run down, on the verge of collapsing. Chairman: If I had healing powers I could've saved him, but my training only taught me to hurt and end living things, not heal them... Chairman: This caused the last bit of light in my heart to dim. Chairman: From the smouldering remains of Chaos Corps I made a better, stronger corporation and in honour of my lost hamster I called it Ebil Corps! Sir Stephan: Really? I did not expect that! Chairman: Of course not! I made it all up! I'm evil just because I want to see Lore burn! HAHAHAHAHA! Meanwhile backstage *San Robin is sweeping the floor, when Ash arrives.* Ash: Hey that used to be my job! San Robin: It was! But since you're being a popular "Hero" now, I have to do it! Ash: Well I'm glad they found another sucke-uhm... I mean... person to do the job! Ash: But out of curiosity, why did you pick up this job? *San Robin stops sweeping.* San Robin: Well, with Batoro roaming around at night beating up criminals, Roblos and I, we didn't get as much gold from drops as we used to.... San Robin: And then I found some delicious cheese in some shop.... aaand I maybe kinda definitely spent all our money again. Ash: Wow... That's just... Wow... San Robin: Yeah, I feel just as rotten as that time I ate that Carsu Marzu... Ash: I'll be going now... Good luck sweeping the floor... Ash (thinking): Geez, what a cheesehead. *San Robin smiles.* Cheese Shop - opens Cheese Shop. Continue *Back on stage, Sir Stephan is sitting in front of Zorbak the Necromancer.* Sir Stephan: Our next guest is seen as the pest that Falconreach just can't get rid of! Zorbak the moglin!!! Zorbak: Hey! That was uncalled for! Sir Stephan: I can say what I want! I'm famous! Zorbak: Meh, so be it! Get on with your questions... Sir Stephan: Ok! So it says here that you were kicked from Necro U? Zorbak: Meh, one little experiment gone wrong and EVERYONE loses their minds! Sir Stephan: Experiment gone wrong? Zorbak: Yeah, you know how most of the Necro U students are skeletons? Sir Stephan: Yeah, what about it? Zorbak: Meh, they were human BEFORE my experiment! Sir Stephan: What? That's terrible! But uhm... How did you do it? Zorbak: Meh, I can't remember... I got knocked out and regained consciousness somewhere nearby... Sir Stephan: Isn't that what The Hero does? Maybe you have some hero blood in you huh? Zorbak: No! Meh I feel dirty just thinking about it! Sir Stephan: Anyway... What were your dreams when you were a young moglin? Zorbak: To show all of Lore the terror of EBIL! Sir Stephan: Yeah, about that, isn't ebil just a cutesy name for "evil" Zorbak: No! Ebil is 100 times worse than evil! Evil people are wimps compared to Ebil people! Sir Stephan: I see... Well too bad for you that this is a show about "Evil" villains which apparantly you're not! Zorbak: Meh... Zorbak: Wait... what? Sir Stephan: Security! Throw this "ebil" moglin out please! *Zorbak is dragged off the stage while shouting:* Zorbak: You'll pay for this you hear me? You'll paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Sir Stephan: And now for our last guest! Good, bad or completely neutral? Ladies and Gentlemen! The Herooooooooo! *The character takes a sit in front of him.* <Character>: What? I'm in this interview? Sir Stephan: Of course you are! Didn't you get the memo? <Character>: What memo? Sir Stephan: Twilly was supposed to give it to you! Where is the little fella? *Meanwhile, outside, the hero's dragon is sleeping with Twilliy in his mouth.* Sir Stephan: That's... unfortunate... But you're here anyway so let's get on with it! <Character>: What am I supposed to do? Sir Stephan: I will ask you 10 questions. Depending on the answers, we'll finally know if you're good bad or neutral! <Character>: Ok, easy enough. Let's do it! Question 1: You're walking through a graveyard when you see a paladin fighting a giant skeleton, what do you do? Help the paladin slay the vile creature! - Good answer They look like they can handle it themselves. - Neutral answer Help the skeleton destroy the wimpy do-gooder. - Evil answer Question 2: You see an old man carrying a big bag of gold, do you: Let him go his way, he looks like he's ok. - Neutral answer Help the man carry the gold and protect him from robbers. - Good answer Rob the old fool! He doesn't need the money! - Evil answer Question 3: While walking by a river, you see a big fish flailing around on dry ground, do you: Punt it even further on land! - Evil answer Well, it's the circle of life. It shouldn't have jumped out of the water. - Neutral answer Put the poor creature back in the water. - Good answer Question 4: Someone has been spreading bad rumors about you behind your back, do you: Ask him why he's doing this and politely request him to stop it. - Good answer SMITE him! That will teach him to spread rumors about you. - Evil answer I don't mind, what can one person do? - Neutral answer Question 5: You have a crush but there's a problem= your best friend is dating your crush! What do you do? Wish them the best of luck. - Good answer Cry in a corner, but do it so that no one sees you. Tell your crush embarrassing lies about your friend and hope they will break up. Question 6: Someone offers you money to kidnap a complete stranger, what do you do? Turn down the money and leave it at that. - Neutral answer Turn down the money, beat the person offering you the money, and bring him to the knights. - Good answer Take the money and kidnap the stranger. - Evil answer Question 7: You see another adventurer with a weapon you've been wanting for a long time, what do you do? Challenge him to a duel and steal the weapon after he is defeated. - Evil answer Ignore it and just keep hoping it will drop for you some day. - Good answer Ask him if he maybe wants to sell his weapon. - Neutral answer Question 8: You witnessed your best friend committing a crime. What do you do? Talk him into reporting himself. - Good answer Threaten him and force him to be your slave for ever! - Evil answer He probably had a reason, leave him be. - Neutral answer Question 9: You are on a desert island with 2 complete strangers. Help arrives to save you, but it can only take 2 people. What do you do? Leave one of the strangers on the island. You don't even know them! - Neutral answer Leave both strangers on the island. You like having plenty of space. - Evil answer Offer yourself up and stay on the island. - Good answer Question 10: What do you do in your spare time? Keep on adventuring! Help the people in need! - Good answer Sleep. I can't be on guard for ever you know? - Neutral answer Steal from the rich and give to the po- nah just kidding. I steal from all! - Evil answer Good character: Sir Stephan: The majority of the answers proved that the hero is indeed a good hero! <Character>: Of course I am! I love to help people! I will always be there for people in need and- *The other villains get back on stage.* Chairman: PUHLEASE! Stop it with the goodytwoshoesness! Zorbak: Meh, yeah if you go on with that I might puke! Chairman: What about it, you blue rat? Shall we teach this "Hero" a lesson? Zorbak: Oooooh yes! *Zorbak summons the Chairman's black and red Ebilcorp dragon.* Sir Stephan: Well hero, I'd say it's time to summon your titan dragon and beat this beast! <Character>: I don't think anymore dragons are going to fit in here.... No More Dragons! <Character>: What are we going to do? Sir Stephan: Then I'll have to use some of my fame power! Sir Stephan: Faaaaaame pooooooower! *For a moment, a magical circle of light surrounds the hero, then it disappears.* <Character>: What was that? Sir Stephan: You should be able to defeat him on foot now! Go get em, tiger! Battle! Fight the Fat Darkness Dragon. Once you defeat it: Chairman: My dragon was defeated.. Again! Zorbak: Even with my magic! <Character>: Once again I proved that good will always prevail over evil! Sir Stephan: Really... That's so cliché to say... <Character>: Oh... let me try again! Sir Stephan: Nope! That's it for today people! It's a wrap! <Character>: But- *The sound of quest completed is played, but the quest isn't over yet.* <Character>: Aww, come on! *The screen turns black.* <Character>: Really now... I'll just give up... Complete Quest Comedy Shop - opens Comedy Shop. DC Shop - opens Comedy DC shop. Neutral character: Sir Stephan: The majority of the answers proved that the hero doesn't really care as long as the gold keeps coming. <Character>: Yeah, it's not a dream job... But hey, at least I don't have to sweep backstage or something. Sir Stephan: You sound incredibly lazy you know? <Character>: Yeah I don't really care... Sir Stephan: Now tell me, even you must have a favorite fight! <Character>: I've had lots of fights! It's all work to me but if I have to choose, I choose: Normal: Doomkitten Mysterious G Titan: Magma Xan BrakenBerry Wargoth Sir Stephan: Well I've got a surprise for you! I talked to the time travel fairies and they agreed to take you back to your favorite battle! <Character>: Wait, what? I don- *The character is teleported back in time.* Battle Defeat your enemy. Once you do: *The character is teleported back to stage.* <Character>: Don't do that EVER again! Sir Stephan: Did you have fun? <Character>: What? Well I did get some gold again so I guess it was worth it... Sir Stephan: Spoken like a true hero! <Character>: Really? Sir Stephan: Nope! That's it for today, people! Sir Stephan: I hope to see you on our next special: "Zombies! Flesh Eating Monsters or Sensitive Misunderstood Creatures?" Complete Quest Neutral Shop - opens Neutral Shop. DC Shop - opens Neutral DC shop. Evil character: Sir Stephan: The majority of the answers proved that the hero is... Evil? ...Can you even call that a "hero"? <Character>: Of course you can... But you won't say it... Sir Stephan: Why not? <Character>: Because I'm going to kidnap you and demand ransom! Sir Stephan: The downside of being famous... *Then he runs off screen. The character chases him.* <Character>: NO! Sir Stephan: No? <Character>: I... must... resist... Sir Stephan: What? What is this? <Character>: Get...Out...Off...My...BODY! <Character>: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR! *A spirit of darkness leaves the hero's body.* <Character>: Now how did THAT get in here? Spirit: My plan almost finished... Stupid hero with the strong will... <Character>: Why were you possessing me? Spirit: Revenge hero... Revenge! <Character>: Revenge? For what? Spirit: I'm the collected hatred from all the creatures you ever defeated! You made me miserable, and now you'll pay! <Character>: Bring it on! Battle Defeat the Spirit. Once you do: Sir Stephan: What was that all about? <Character>: I apparently beat up too many creatures and their hatred formed a big spirit... <Character>: I think they were trying to smudge my reputation by trying to kidnap you... Sir Stephan: I guess I'm lucky you're strong willed then! <Character>: Yes you are! Sir Stephan: Anyway... That's it for today people! I hope to see you again next time! Complete Quest Tragedy Shop - opens Tragedy Shop. DC Shop - opens Tragedy DC shop. Thanks to Azan for correction.
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