| Necromancer Klaatu
Other names: Klaatu
Location: ArchKnight Falconreach -> Warlic -> Three Necros -> Klaatu
Level/Quest/Items required: None
Release Date: April 17th, 2009
Objective: Can you find Klaatu before he unleashes another skeletal horror into Lore?!
Objective completed: You have defeated the necromancer, Klaatu!
Scaled Yes/No: Yes
(3) Bone Fire
(6) Shake Spear
(4) Shoulder Blades
(1) Klaatu - Boss
Warlic: There is a disturbing wood controlled by the Necromancer, Klaatu.
Warlic: His wicked art allows him to rearrange the parts of his skeletal minions in order to create an unstoppable army of undead.
Warlic: He has even re-made his plants out of bone!
Warlic: Go Ash, and defeat Klaatu!
Ash: "Rotting for Dummies"
Ash: Weird, the pages are falling apart.
Ash: "The beginner's guide to ruling the world"
Ash: Well, I guess you have to start somewhere...
Ash: "100 Great Uses for the Spleen!"
Ash: "Build Your Own Bride."
Ash: "Put the 'romance' in Necromancy!?!"
Ash: I'm... going to pretend I didn't read that.
Ash: I guess this is a Diploma from Necro U? This guy might be tough if he's educated in this stuff.
Ash: I'd better be ready for anything.
Ash: I really hope I don't have to fight his undead girlfriend.
Necromancer: Meh eh eh eh!
Necromancer: It is nearly complete...
Necromancer: my GREATEST creation!!!
Necromancer: Meh eh... It will run faster than a hasted Frogzard!
Necromancer: Meh eh eh... It will rip apart buildings with its powerful attack!
Necromancer: Meh eh eh eh... It will fly higher than a phoenix!
Necromancer: Meh eh eh eh eh eh! It will even cut through dragons!
Necromancer: ... and it is already dead... SO IT CANNOT BE KILLED!
Necromancer: MEH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH! I am a genious!!! A genious!!!!
Ash: "Genius", you mean.
Ash: Un... HOLY MOLEY!
Necromancer: I love you, schmookey pookie-poo
Ash: BAD! BAD! BAD!!!!!
Necromancer: Meh? How did you get in here!?
Ash: Are you Klaatu, the Necromancer?
Klaatu: If you have come to stop me... you are TOO LATE!
Klaatu: In just a few minutes I will bring my new creation to LIFE!
Klaatu: ... and the WORLD WILL SEE MY GENIOUS!
Ash: *cough* "Genius"
Klaatu: *quiver* No more laughing at my creations...
Klaatu: THEY WILL ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE MY GREATNESS!
Ash: Um... alright...
Ash: Hmm, you know that leg looks a little wobbly.
Ash: Here, I think I can fix it.
Klaatu: Wait! What are you doing! Step away from that!
Ash: This leg bone is just a little loose, let me fix it for you...
Klaatu: No no no no no no no no no!
Klaatu: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! My monster!!!!!
Klaatu: I am going to use YOUR body parts to build the next one!
Ash: Have you ever considered therapy?
You can find a hidden Old Bag that merits you 10 bonus gold.
-- Sasuke Uchiha for correction.
-- Peachii for corrections.
< Message edited by Peachii -- 6/17/2016 4:32:45 >