| Zorbak’s Legion
Location: Amityvale (Books 1 and 2) -> Zorbak -> Quests -> Zorbak's Legion
Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of Undead Dravir!, DA
Release Date: October 23rd, 2009
Objective: Zorbak needs an army. Try not to let yourself get roped into his latest scheme!
Objective completed: With as cute as those baby dracolich are, how can you NOT make sure they stay safe?!
Scaled Yes/No: Yes
(6) Agaric Tog
(4) Cave Chomper
Bonegnaw Rapier (I, II, III)
Boneshatter Spine (I, II, III)
Bonesplinter Shard (I, II, III)
<Character>: (thinks) Now where did that moglin go?! I better not find him building an army! Amityvale doesn’t NEED a war!
Zorbak: Ok…ONE more.
Zorbak: Unkie Zorbak doesn’t want you to be up all night. You need to rest so you can grow up big and str--
<Character>: Zorbak? Is that really you?!
Zorbak: What are you looking at?
Zorbak: I’m trying to get these bony babies to go to sleep.
<Character>: Are you telling them…bedtime stories?
Zorbak: Yes, and nursery rhymes. But there’s a few who just won’t fall asleep.
<Character>: You mean like: ‘There was a moglin, well, his staff it had a skull…
<Character>: And when he made plans, he made many, many plans. And all of those plans were ebil.
Zorbak: You might want to stick to adventuring until you level up your bard skill.
<Character>: It was a first try! I can do better!
Zorbak: Shhh! I think your horrid poem worked. That’s the last of them.
Zorbak: Now watch.
<Character>: Just what are you going to DO with them now that they are asleep?
Zorbak: Mehehehe! Now I can finish enchanting them.
Zorbak: Once that’s done, my legion of super - cute, highly deadly dracoliches will be complete!
Zorbak: No one will be able to fight back when faced with this magnitude of cuteness!
Zorbak: You can take your nauseatingly good baby and scram.
<Character>: I can’t do that!
<Character>: Who knows what you’ll do with these babies?!
<Character>: And hey, wasn’t Lady Celestia supposed to take them in? I can’t just leave them alone with you!
Zorbak: That sounds like an offer to help. You can be in charge of baby - supervision. That will leave me more time to plot and direct.
Zorbak: As for Lady Celestia, she…uh, wasn’t home when I tried to drop them off.
Zorbak: Yeah. And then I, uh…borrowed…a Dragon Amulet to control these babies.
<Character>: But - what - wait -
Baby Dracolich: *SNORE*
<Character>: …Awwww. I can’t desert them. You’ll take advantage of them.
<Character>: For their sakes, I’ll have to stick around and help.
<Character>: If only to make sure you don’t hurt them.
<Character>: Well, any worse than you ALREADY have.
-- Stephen Nix for corrections.
-- Peachii for corrections.
-- Voodoo Master for corrections.
< Message edited by Peachii -- 8/17/2016 23:41:47 >