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Cat-astrophe! Today's Event > The Terrible 12! (Part 2: Cat-Astrophe!) > 7: Cat-Astrophe! We defeated the Terrible Twelve, but in the confusion, ElBhe has been captured! Can we finish off the Terrible Twelve and save ElBhe before it's too late? «Scene: Dark Jungle» «You»: I have to find ElBhe fast. Who knows what those villains have done with him? 2 BATTLES Full Heal 2 BATTLES Full Heal «You»: This place is so disorienting... I can't even tell where I am, anymore. «You»: It's times like these I wish my Travel Map was more geographically accurate. «You»: ElBhe... I hope you're okay! «Scene: Another part of the Jungle, where the Terrible Twelve are.» Seekrat: How could you have lost? My plans for revenge on «You» are ruined! Seekrat: What if he should follow you all? My plans involving Barrius will be ruined, too! ElBhe: You hired the worst villains in the history of Lore. Did you really think you'd win? ElBhe: This plan was the worst idea since Agent Smith. Tyranna: As obnoxious as he is, I find it difficult to tell a kewte wittle kitty to shut up. ElBhe: ... did you just baby-talk at me? Terrestria: I know, right? You just wanna snuggle him and... ElBhe: Mehehe. See? I told you, worm-woman. No lady can resist my charms. Terrestria: ... ugh. Come to think of it, I don't even know why I said something like that... ElBhe: I'll have to market this talent of mine, somehow. Maybe as a line of body sprays for men. ElBhe: Shadowkitten body spray. Because the shadowkittens make the wimminz go "dawwwww." Seekrat: SILENCE! I didn't give you permission to speak! Tubthumper: Who put YOU in charge, anyways? Your plan failed! Obviously, as the greatest villain here... Fear Drake: Put a sock in it. You're not fit to lead anything. I'm far more experienced. Terrestria: Hold on. I already rule an entire race. I should be in charge here. Captain Munch: Ye rule over little worms, missie. I'll never be ruled over by some land-lubbing worm princess! Queen Hybee: Shut up, you baffoons! You're giving me such a HEADAAAAAAAAACHE! Twig: You guys are being mean. I'm gonna have ice cweam! «Twig runs off-Scene, presumably to have "ice cweam."» Stragath: This is ridiculous!! I can't believe I ever decided to work with all of you imbeciles! MetalFace: You're one to talk!! Why don't you just shut up and go back to Heck where you belong! «Scene zooms in on ElBhe.» ElBhe: ....... booooooooorrred. «Algern leans down to look at ElBhe.» Algern: It seems that now is a good time to leave, shadowcat. «Algern uses his sword to slice off ElBhe's restraining rope as the remaining "Terrible Ten" continue to squabble.» Captain Munch: Now listen here, mateys! If we don't all stick together-- Doc Sawbones: Grrr... I'm too old for this s--- «Scene fades to darkness. New Scene: Another part of the Dark Jungle, where «You» are.» «You»: Still no sign of him, but I have to keep looking, for ElBhe's sake! 2 BATTLES Full Heal 2 BATTLES Full Heal «You»: Nothing. Oh ElBhe... the poor little thing's probably terrified. I'll bet they're torturing him! «You»: They're probably dangling a fish in front of his face and not letting him eat it as I speak! «Scene: Another part of the Dark Jungle, where ElBhe and Algern are.» ElBhe: Lovely day, isn't it? Or at least I assume it is. The sun doesn't tend to reach through the treetops. ElBhe: I guess it's better than Darkovia, at least. With that creepy moon hovering overhead, even during the day! Algern: I did not release you to make small talk, ElBhe. ElBhe: You want me to talk to Barrius about letting you back into the order. Do you really think he'll allow that? Algern: I have no desire to rejoin the order. I wish to combat him and prove that I was right all along: darkness alone is far stronger than shadow. ElBhe: He won't likely oblige. He doesn't fight anyone he considers weak. ElBhe: And you forever labeled yourself as weak when you refused to go through with the ceremony. Algern: Why would I allow myself to become possessed by some monstrous beast when I have enough power on my own? ElBhe: Hey now. Your one chance to even speak to Barrius relies on getting this 'monstrous beast' getting permission for you. ««You» enter.» «You»: ElBhe! There you are... and you're not being tortured? ElBhe: No one's soulless enough to torture me. Or if they are, it's probably my fault. My hunger gets the best of me sometimes. «You»: ... right, well... what are you doing out here, and with one of the Terrible Twelve in tow? Algern: Do not pin me up with those fools. ElBhe: Algern released me. The rest of the Terrible Twelve was too busy bickering over their loss to notice. ElBhe: We'd better get out of here fast. The ladies in that group were starting to get a little too interested in me. «You»: Well, uh... thanks? C'mon, ElBhe, we're leaving. Algern: You cannot take him. I have my own plans, and they require his help. «You»: Then it appears we are at an impasse. Algern: Indeed. And unfortunately for you, I cannot let you walk away without a fight........... Minions!! Fight! 2 BATTLES Full Heal 2 BATTLES Full Heal Fight Algern! (Challenge Battle) 1 BATTLE: Algern the Shadowknight Full Heal Dialogue continues below. Do Not Fight Algern Algern: I shall waste no more time on you. My target is Barrius. «You»: Who is Barrius? ElBhe: My owner. I am Barrius's shadow self. «You»: Oh, okay. Wait, you have an owner? Where has he been all this time, anyways? «Algern turns.» Algern: Wait.... I sense him.... has he gone to their hideout after all? «Algern leaves.» «You»: ... did he just forget we were here? ElBhe: Apparently. Let's hope he keeps forgetting, «You».
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The Terrible Twelve! Today's Event > The Terrible 12! (Part 2: Cat-Astrophe!) > BONUS RELEASE: What if we LOST the Terrible Twelve War??: Conquest & Cat-Napping! 2 BATTLES Optional Full Heal 2 BATTLES Optional Full Heal 2 BATTLES You may skip this cutscene at any time. «Scene: Battleon. Warlic, Artix, and Galanoth move out of the way as the Terrible Twelve enter the Scene.» Captain Munch: Surrender, ye stinkin' mammal! We're in charge here! «You»: I'll never surrender! Stragath: Save the heroic speech. You've lost. Fear Drake: Battleon is finally ours! Queen Hybee: And we have your little kitten, too! «You»: ElBhe?? No!! «Scene: The Dark Jungle» Terrestria: I still don't understand this plan. Terrestria: I thought the SeekRat wanted revenge on «You». Why is he so interested in this 'Barrius' guy, anyway? Twig: Will dis mystewious guy show up? Algern: He will. I know my former teacher quite well. Algern: ... he will definitely come to rescue his companion. Terrestria: But you still haven't explained anything. Why capture this little kitten? Terrestria: Surely no one man... or shadowkitten... is worth fighting a war over. ElBhe: Says you. I've been known to be the subject of many catfights. Terrestria: .......... ElBhe: You doubt me now, but just give it time. I haven't met a lady yet that doesn't fall for my charms. Terrestria: Don't count on it. ElBhe: *wink* Terrestria: ..... hmph. «The SeekRat enters.» Seekrat: It's been a while, ElBhe. ElBhe: Not long enough, you rat. Don't think I've forgotten what you did to my family. ElBhe: I see you've gotten uglier, though. Seekrat: I'm sure you haven't forgotten me so soon, but please, don't be so rude. After all... Seekrat: ... my new looks are entirely thank to you, your universe, and «You». Seekrat: But it doesn't matter. Now I only have to wait for your owner to save you... Continued! quote:
Conquest & Cat-Napping! Today's Event > The Terrible 12! (Part 2: Cat-Astrophe!) > BONUS RELEASE: What if we LOST the Terrible Twelve War??: Conquest & Cat-Napping! > Win 6 BATTLES > Skip/Play through Cutsccene The Terrible Twelve have taken over Battleon, and ElBhe has been captured! Join the resistance to free Battleon and rescue ElBhe, before it's too late! «You are fully healed.» You may skip this cutscene at any time. «Scene: Dark Jungle, where the Terrible Twelve are.» Seekrat: You see? My plan worked. We have done what the Sinister Seven could not: we have conquered Battleon! Seekrat: But my revenge is not yet complete. Algern: Hold it, SeekRat. We had a deal. «You» is out of the picture now, as we agreed... Seekrat: Patience, Algern. We both have business with Barrius. And when he arrives, we can take care of things. Queen Hybee: How do you know he'll even show up? Terrestria: I hope he doesn't. I've always wanted a little kitty... ElBhe: Mehehe. See? I told you, worm-woman. No lady can resist my charms. Terrestria: ... ugh. Come to think of it, I don't even know why I said something like that... ElBhe: I'll have to market this talent of mine, somehow. Maybe as a line of body sprays for men. ElBhe: Shadowkitten body spray. Because the shadowkittens make the wimminz go "dawwwww." Seekrat: SILENCE! I didn't give you permission to speak! Seekrat: Now then, we must make certain that «You» is kept from reaching us... Tyranna: But we have captured Battleon! «You» is surrounded by our armies! Seekrat: Do not underestimate the adventurers of Battleon. Underestimating them is precisely why they have beaten you all before. Seekrat: Now then, we must take strides to ensure... Stragath: Wait. Where is the rodent? Seekrat: Twig? Probably enjoying his ice cream. Let's get back to the plan, shall we? Stragath: Right... «Scene fades to darkness. New Scene: «You» in prison. A Guard (a Monocled Wolverine) enters.» Guard: You have a visitor. «You»: Great. Send 'em on in. I've got nothing better to do. Oh-- Is lunch today going to be the brown sludge or the white sludge? Guard: I believe it is GREEN today, prisoner... «Twig enters.» «You»: Twig! What are you doing here? Why did you help those people? Twig: They said we were being scawy... they gave me ice cweam... Twig: But they were being mean for weal! «Scene zooms in on Twig, who is crying. Scene zooms out.» «You»: ... oh, Twig... don't cry... Twig: And I helped them be mean to evewyone... «Twig cries and the room fills with his tears.» Twig: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! «You»: Twig, stop! You'll flood the room at the rate you're crying! «A piranha pops out of nowhere and swims away.» «You»: ......... Guard: ......... «You»: Better hold my breath... «Twig continues to cry and the water level rises further as the Scene fades to darkness. New Scene: Battleon.» «You»: That was awful... Never do that again, Twig. Twig: But-- «You»: I know you were sad, but please don't cry. We almost drowned in there. «You»: And I'm pretty sure it gave new meaning to the concept of getting trout-slapped. Twig: Sowwy. «You»: It's okay. At least I'm freed now... even if it was the strangest escape ever. Deus Ex... Trout? «You»: Anyways, now we need to free everyone else, and push these armies out of Battleon for good!
To War! Retake Battleon! Now that you've escaped captivity, it's time to fight back! Push the Terrible Twelve's armies out of Battleon for good! To Battle! Guardian mission! Back to Town Guardians can click on the potion bag to refill their potions if they have less than 4 potions on hand. Clickies! Artix Krieger the Paladin will join you in battle! Dadric the Martial Artist will help you in battle! Lavistria of the Elves will help you in battle! Twilly: Uh-oh's!! Twilly's is upset! Where did this army comes from?? Twilly: If you need to be healed I can help you. Heal me please Let me handle this! Twilly: There you goes! All healed up! Thank you!
To Battle! You may skip this cutscene at any time. «Scene: Dark Jungle, where the Terrible Twelve minus one are. Guard enters.» Guard: My lord, the adventurers have escaped and are decimating our forces in Battleon. Seekrat: WHAT!?! Seekrat: Come with me, all of you. We're taking direct command of our forces and finishing those pesky adventurers off. Tyranna: What about the cat? We can't leave him undefended. Terrestria: I'll watch him! I can make sure he's well-fed and cared for and... ElBhe: And you'll snuggle me, like the kitten you've always wanted? Terrestria: ...ugh. I keep saying such strange things. What sorcery is this? ElBhe: There is no sorcery involved. Only my irresistible adorableness. Seekrat: Shut up, both of you! Algern can watch over ElBhe. Seekrat: Let's get moving. I will not have «You» escape my revenge, not after all this work! «All but Algern and ElBhe leave. After they do so, Scene zooms in on Algern cutting ElBhe's leash and then zooms out.» ElBhe: I take it you have been wooed by my charms, too? Algern: You know why I'm letting you go. I want to prove to Barrius that my method is truly superior. ElBhe: You know he won't fight you. He won't fight anyone he considers weak. ElBhe: And you proved yourself weak when you refused to complete the ceremony. Algern: I needn't allow myself to be possessed to be a powerful shadow warrior. And he will fight me... if I have you. 2 BATTLES Full Heal 2 BATTLES Full Heal 2 BATTLES Full Heal 2 BATTLES Optional Full Heal «Scene: Battleon.» «You»: Seekrat... Seekrat: «You»! You will go no further! «You»: We'll just see about that, garbage-eater. Seekrat: .......... Garbage-eater? Seriously? «You»: It's all I could come up with on short notice. Rats eat garbage, right? Seekrat: I suppose. A lot of them do, yes. I prefer to eat--- Seekrat: -- YOU!! Battle with Dadric's help! Battle with Lavistria's help! Battle with Artix's help! Battle by yourself! Regardless of choice: 1 BATTLE: Empowered SeekRat Full Heal «You»: Whew. That's it. We've beaten back the Terrible Twelve! «You»: Now I'd better find ElBhe... ElBhe: No need! «Algern and ElBhe enter.» «You»: ElBhe! You're alright! But why is one of the Terrible Twelve with you? Algern: Do not pin me up with those fools. ElBhe: Algern released me. The rest of the Terrible Twelve left me alone with him to help their armies maintain control of Battleon. «You»: Well, uh... thanks, Algern? Algern: I did not release him for you. I have my own plans, and they require his help. Algern: I shall waste no time on you. My target is Barrius. «You»: Who is Barrius? ElBhe: My owner. I am Barrius's shadow self. «You»: Oh, okay. Wait, you have an owner? Where has he been all this time, anyways? «Algern turns.» Algern: Wait.... I sense him.... has he gone to their hideout after all? «Algern leaves.» «You»: ... did he just forget we were here? ElBhe: Apparently. Let's hope he keeps forgetting, «You»!
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Guardian Mission! The forces arrayed against Battleon are overwhelming, so taking risks may be the only way to win the day! Will YOU take a risk and sneak behind enemy lines to reduce their numbers? Go! 2 BATTLES Optional Full Heal 2 BATTLES Optional Full Heal 2 BATTLES Optional Full Heal 1 BATTLE A commander appears! 1 BATTLE Optional Full Heal Treasure! Play again! Guardian Tower! Leave Got it thanks. I separated Conquest and Cat-Napping as 2 seperate entries. ~Aces
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