Hallie Slidepath
Robot Unicorn Overlord
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The Slime-On-Face Saga
To get some kind of structure, here's how all of this will be posted:
- NPCs, Talks and Sidequests
- Main Quest Chain + War
- Monsters, weapons, Shops and Items
- Descriptions (since my scanner is broke I've described characters, new monsters and the town.
Also have to point out that Weishaupt's Side-Quest-Chain about the illuminated ones will be edited in soon. Just didn't have time for it now. Decided to post what I have this far.
Okies, here we go ^-^
Town Name: Mesile Bro
Location: Falconreach > Travel > Mesile Bro
Town Location on Map: Along the road that leads to Dragesvard, on the south borders where the cold isn’t as extreme.
NPCs:
Weishaupt
Redalf
Haika Figwit
Tar-Tar
Blargh-sephine
Weishaupt (“main”-NPC):
Opening phrase: I’m glad to see you here hero; I believe that you can do great things for us. I’m Weishaupt, by the way, and I’ll guide your way through this place as well as I possibly can.
Options:
[Talk]
[Quests!] (the official Slime On Face Saga)
[Heal]
[Potion Refill]
[Translation]
[Roralil History]
[Talk]:
[Understanding slimes?]
[Character]: How come I understand what some slimes say, and some just seem to say “slob-argh blah!” and stuff like that?
Weishaupt: What did you just call me?!
Weishaupt: Oh, sorry. Heh. Let me suggest that you don’t repeat those words when among our people again, hero. You have no idea what it means…
Weishaupt: To answer your question is simple.
Weishaupt: Some of us decided to take The Cluer’s classes in human language; the rest of us did not.
(back to list of questions)
[Your name…?]
[Character]: I’ve been meaning to ask… your name is quite special, is there a story to it?
Weishaupt: *cough*
Weishaupt: ARGH! Hu-glob slash irg blargh!
Weishaupt: Don’t… it’s too soon hero! You haven’t seen the Fnords!
(button to Weishaupt’s secret Quest-chain) (back to list of questions)
[Fnords?]
[Character]: Fnords?
Weishaupt: I can’t tell you. You have to find the clues, figure it out on your own. *twitch* The Illuminated ones are everywhere!
(back to list of questions)
[The Cluer?]
[Character]: So, can you tell me anything more about The Cluer?
Weishaupt: I’m sorry, but I can’t. He loves to play games. He’d want to play with you too.
Weishaupt: The things you find out about him will all be true, that much I can tell you. He’s like that.
Weishaupt: But believe me, you will have to work to get the information.
Weishaupt: Unless you play the game right it can take you years to reach the point where you’ve found what you’re looking for, when he actually let you go inside.
(back to list of questions)
[Slime cream?]
[Character]: If you freeze a slime… does that result in slime cream?
Weishaupt: It results in a frozen slime, that should be un-frozen. What is it with you humans and eating us?
(back to list of questions)
[Roralil Elementals?]
[Character]: I thought you were slimes? What’s up with the Roralil Elementals roaming around?
Weishaupt: We’re honestly not sure.
Weishaupt: It seems that some elementals are adaptable.
Weishaupt: Some of them became fond of us… and well, yeah.
(back to list of questions)
[Cookies?]
[Character]: You don’t happen to have any cookies this far up north, do you?
Weishaupt: I’m aware of how humans tend to be fond of baked goods, so I had Blargh-sephine make a cake for you!
[Character]: But the cake is a lie!
Weishaupt: Actually the cake wasn’t a lie, it was… nevermind. Be that way.
(back to list of questions)
Full list of questions:
[Understanding slimes?]
[Your name…?]
[Fnords?]
[The Cluer?]
[Slime cream?]
[Roralil Elementals?]
[Cookies?]
[Back]
[Translation]:
When picking this option Weishaupt will give you translations for five different phrases in slime, plus one extra… thing. You only get one translation per click, and the translations will appear at random.
1.
Weishaupt: If you want me to I can teach you some phrases from our language. I trust you’ll find use for them, sooner or later.
Weishaupt: Shluurrp, gragh na-hargh hah blob.
Weishaupt: This means: “Stay off the grass.”
(end of translation, back to options)
2.
Weishaupt: If you want me to I can teach you some phrases from our language. I trust you’ll find use for them, sooner or later.
Weishaupt: Clob harght hay-gag glov-g.
Weishaupt: This means: “I love you.”
(end of translation, back to options)
3.
Weishaupt: If you want me to I can teach you some phrases from our language. I trust you’ll find use for them, sooner or later.
Weishaupt: Slargh! Hargh blob slag gag nah slargh.
Weishaupt: This means: No! I did not throw garbage in your garden.
(end of translation, back to options)
4.
Weishaupt: If you want me to I can teach you some phrases from our language. I trust you’ll find use for them, sooner or later.
Weishaupt: Hack! Nag-glob bblab *moan* blargh.
Weishaupt: This means: Get off my tail!
(end of translation, back to options)
5.
Weishaupt: If you want me to I can teach you some phrases from our language. I trust you’ll find use for them, sooner or later.
Weishaupt: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghh. Glag.
Weishaupt: This means: See you tomorrow.
(end of translation, back to options)
6. (extra-thingy)
Weishaupt: *cough* Gag! Gag! Gag! *cough* Gag!
Weishaupt: *long silence*
[Character]: What does that mean?
Weishaupt: Huh?
Weishaupt: Oh, sorry. It doesn’t mean anything. I accidentally swallowed a fly.
(end of translation, back to options)
[Roralil History]:
Weishaupt: The Roralil have the same Origin as all slimes in Lore. Where this Origin is I can’t tell you though; you’re no slime.
Weishaupt: However, the Roralil does not have an element the way other slimes do. In that way we are different.
Weishaupt: The other slimes never really accepted us for what we are, they only saw us as different, and not in a good way.
Weishaupt: So we couldn’t stay at The Origin. Nor could we join the brotherhood of our element… since we don’t… have one…
Weishaupt: By all things shiny, this time was hard for us.
Weishaupt: Do you know what it feels like to have a stat-page where it says “N/A” as element?!
Weishaupt: Ehm, sorry.
Weishaupt: Anyway, we were offered this sanctuary by a magician. In return we work for him now and then.
Weishaupt: And participate in his games.
Weishaupt: He loves to play games.
Weishuapt: He has this friend… we don’t know the name of the friend, but we call him “The Cloaked Crusader”.
Weishaupt: They play a lot, mostly The Master usually bothers The Cloaked Crusader by stealing something he likes, and then he’ll leave clues and riddles in his path, for The Cloaked Crusader to figure out.
Weishaupt: When The Master isn’t playing he writes letters, and well, does a lot of other things as well.
Weishaupt: We’ve been with our master for a long time, and we like it here. Our Master is good to us.
[Thank you!] (end of talk, back to options) [Ask Questions]
Roralil History > [Ask Questions]
[Character]: How old are you? To me it sounds like as if you were there to see everything happen…
Weishaupt: I’m a few hundred years old. Roralils can live forever, since no element can harm us.
[Character]: Who is The Master? Your Master, I mean.
Weishaupt: I can’t tell you. Only he can, he does not allow us to speak his name to strangers.
Weishaupt: But there is another name that he uses sometimes, the name and character he’s commonly known as.
Weishaupt: I can tell you that name.
Weishaupt: So. Until you meet him eye to eye you will know him as…
Weishaupt: The Cluer.
[Character]: Thank you for telling me so much.
(end of talk, back to options)
Blargh-sephine (Inn-keeper):
Opening phrase:
Human side-of-face: Hello traveler, welcome to Cat-Cave Bed & Breakfast! How can I help you?
Slime side-of-face: BLARGH! *moan* Hack-glargh blob. Slargh ugg glabb?
Options:
[Heal]
[Set Hometown]
[Talk]
[Quest]
[Talk]:
Human side-of-face: How I ended up this way, you ask?
Slime side-of-face: Sli-sli harg slop-bu glar-glarg glo bob gag?
Human side-of-face: I was on a journey across Lore, back then my name was Sesephine.
Slime side-of-face: Hargh ug blob sli-glo Lorg, ghuh glug rag Blargh-sephine.
Human side-of-face: But quite close to this town I got ambushed by bandits.
Slime side-of-face: Huh-guh, glarh larg gral bolb slob ugh rarg.
Human side-of-face: They took all I had. I wandered the wild until I collapsed close to the road.
Slime side-of-face: Hugh hah hargh grag. Harg gag bug ruggarh harg lolbl *sad sound*
Human side-of-face: And then Blargh here found me. I was already dying, but with this solution we share everything… and I can live.
Slime side-of-face: Nah blob gag Blargh huh argh. Harg *moan*, ugh nuh-huh slob grargh slush. Nan hargh sluuuuu.
[Wow, just… wow] (ends talk, back to options)
Talk > Ask Questions:
[Character]: How long have you been this way?
Human side-of-face: Since the Roralil came here. Thanks to Blargh my lifespan got a whole of a lot longer.
Slime side-of-face: Snug hah Roralirgh blag. Glargh Blargh hargh ah log glog org blah.
[Character]: Are you more human than Roralil?
Human side-of-face: I’d say that we’re quite a bit of both. We share one mind, so we’re in constant synchronicity with each-other. I kind of eat more… un-human food now. I… don’t want to talk about it.
Slime side-of-face: Hargh blob Roralirgh hah manhurg. Gar narg braf la-huh, sna-blab-manhug. Hargh… nuh-huh blah.
[Character]: On the sign it says Bed and Breakfast… what breakfast do you serve?
Human side-of-face: Mostly un-human food, since barely any humans live here, and the few who do have food of their own.
Slime side-of-face: Gluck nargh-manhug, hugh lobl manhug hargh hack, nad-bnab glob blog slurgh plap.
Human side-of-face: Sometimes we have wanderers and adventurers stopping by though. We keep a few boxes of human food in the basement for them.
Slime side-of-face: Hah-na-na-nob glob gag blargh. Hargh nu-nuh blob baggag.
Human side-of-face: We’re considering getting bowls to store it in instead. Sneevils, y’know?
Slime side-of-face: Hargh clob gag-g lobwls snurr rug-rag. Blargh, nargh?
Human side-of-face: *giggles with the sound of smoothie running through a very muddy swamp*
Slime side-of-face: *giggles with the sound of smoothie running through a very muddy swamp*
(end of asking questions, back to options)
[Quest]:
Name: Surprise Supplies!
Location: Mesile Bro > The Inn > Blargh-sephine’s Quest
Level/Quest/Items required: N/A
Release Date: N/A
Objective: Time to find what happened to those potions.
Objective completed: Well, mission completed. Now you don’t feel thirsty anymore.
Scaled: Yes
Monsters
Renegade Scout
Werewolf
Gorilliphant
Minx Fairy
Necroslime
Zombie
NPCs
Haika Figwit
Rewards
N/A
Dialogue
Blargh-sephine: Sometimes the Health Potion and Mana Potion deliveries here are delayed.
Blargh-sephine: And ever since we got a hero in town *warm smile* it really feels necessary to have some potions in stock.
Blargh-sephine: Just in case, y’know?
Blargh-sephine: I was wondering if you could see what’s keeping them this time.
Options (two buttons appear): [Sure thing!] [Maybe later…]
[Character] > Sure thing (dialogue box that opens): Of course. Just point me in the right direction. <starts quest>
[Character] > Maybe later (dialogue box that opens): Sorry, I’m to 1337 to use potions, so I can’t bring myself to care. <end of quest>
Ending one:
The delivery wagon has been attacked by a werewolf. Fight the werewolf and save the poor delivery man!
Fight:
2 Gorilliphant (pair)
2 Minx Fairy (pair)
1 Necroslime (single)
3 Renegade Scout (group)
1 Gorilliphant, 1 Necroslime (pair)
2 Minx Fairy (pair)
3 Renegade Scout (group)
1 Werewolf (boss)
End:
Delivery Man: Thank you so much!
Delivery Man: I thought he was gonna eat me.
Delivery Man: Damn I hate my brother sometimes.
[Character]: Your brother…?
Delivery Man: The werewolf. His name is Jacob.
Delivery Man: He’s a nice guy in human form.
Delivery Man: Still wants to play catch as wolf. Not as fun.
[Character]: Sounds like… fun…
Delivery Man: Not quite. Anyway, let me help you with the potions!
End of Quest
Ending Two:
Artix has set the delivery wagon on fire as he heard rumors about it smuggling undeads and necromancer-material across the borders of Amityvale. As you reach the wagon the Delivery Man tells you about it.
Fight:
2 Gorilliphant (pair)
2 Minx Fairy (pair)
1 Necroslime (single)
3 Renegade Scout (group)
1 Gorilliphant, 1 Necroslime (pair)
2 Minx Fairy (pair)
3 Renegade Scout (group)
1 Werewolf (boss)
End Part :
Delivery Man: You’re a little late I’m afraid.
Delivery Man: I happened to run into that crazed Paladin Artix.
[Character]: I know him! Nice guy.
Delivery Man: He set my wagon on fire because he thought I was smuggling undeads.
Delivery Man: And necromancer-material. All of this across the borders of Amityvale.
Delivery Man: Dressed up as a delivery man.
Delivery Man: I thing I have to disagree.
[Character]: I know what you mean. He chopped down the ghost’s of Frostval past, present and future too.
[Character]: He’s a nice guy when he isn’t in his crazed-mode.
Delivery Man: Pity he was on that mode today. I’ve got no potions for yah, unfortunately.
End of Quest
Ending Two:
Artix has set the delivery wagon on fire as he heard rumors about it smuggling undeads and necromancer-material across the borders of Amityvale. As you reach the wagon the Delivery Man tells you about it.
Fight:
2 Gorilliphant (pair)
2 Minx Fairy (pair)
1 Necroslime (single)
3 Renegade Scout (group)
1 Gorilliphant, 1 Necroslime (pair)
2 Minx Fairy (pair)
3 Renegade Scout (group)
1 Werewolf (boss)
End Part :
Delivery Man: You’re a little late I’m afraid.
Delivery Man: I happened to run into that crazed Paladin Artix.
[Character]: I know him! Nice guy.
Delivery Man: He set my wagon on fire because he thought I was smuggling undeads.
Delivery Man: And necromancer-material. All of this across the borders of Amityvale.
Delivery Man: Dressed up as a delivery man.
Delivery Man: I thing I have to disagree.
[Character]: I know what you mean. He chopped down the ghost’s of Frostval past, present and future too.
[Character]: He’s a nice guy when he isn’t in his crazed-mode.
Delivery Man: Pity he was on that mode today. I’ve got no potions for yah, unfortunately.
End of Quest
Ending Two:
Undeads are clinging to every side of the wagon, having mistook the sound of bells on it with the brain-cream delivery.
Fight:
3 Zombie (group)
3 Zombie (group)
3 Zombie (group)
3 Zombie (group)
3 Zombie (group)
3 Zombie (group)
3 Zombie (group)
3 Zombie (group)
3 Zombie (group)
3 Zombie (group)
End Part :
Delivery Man: Thank goodness you could help me out!
Delivery Man: Those crazies thought I was bringing Brain Cream today.
[Character]: Brain Cream?
Delivery Man: Yes, every Thursday I’m delivering Brain Cream instead.
Delivery Man: My company won’t pay for another set off bells, so I have to use the same ones when I’m delivering potions too…
[Character]: You seriously have to change bells.
Delivery Man: I really, really do.
End of Quest
Haika Figwit (Library-guardian):
Opening phrase:
Haika Figwit: Welcome traveler! Would you care from some tea? I made it out of this really dusty book that didn’t seem interesting enough to read.
Options:
[Tea please?] (heals)
[Talk]
[Quest]
[Talk]:
Haika Figwit: How I ended up here?
Haika Figwit: I have absolutely no idea.
Haika Figwit: I was focusing my entire chi to teleport me and the people I was traveling with to safety.
Haika Figwit: I got them away from the danger, but well, I focused too much.
Haika Figwit: When we arrived to our destination it turned out that I’d left my body behind *awkward laugh*
Haika Figwit: I wandered this world for many, many years.
Haika Figwit: When I stumbled upon this place The Cluer offered that I could live in the library, and it sounded nice.
Haika Figwit: I’m not even sure how long I’ve been here anymore.
Haika Figwit: I’m quite sure that bird didn’t use to look so… un-feathery when I moved in here though.
(end of talk, back to options)
[Quest]:
Name: Stop eating my darlings!
Location: Mesile Bro > The Library > Haika Figwits’s Quest
Level/Quest/Items required: N/A
Release Date: N/A
Objective: The rats are eating my darlings!
Objective completed: You saved his darlings! Or some of ‘em at least.
Scaled: Yes
Monsters
VurrMan
Clawkin Wanderer
Library Rat
Tar-Tar (boss)
NPCs
Haika Figwit
Rewards
N/A
Dialogue
Haika Figwit: Hero! I’m so glad you’re here!
Haika Figwit: The rats! They’re eating my darlings!
Haika Figwit: I’ve already lost my whole series about Xan…
Haika Figwit: They’re currently omnomnoming through my Artix archieve.
Haika Figwit: Due to my ghost-state I can’t kick them out of here.
Haika Figwit: Please help me?
Fight:
1 VurrMan (single)
2 Clawkin Wanderer (pair)
1 VurrMan (single)
3 Library Rat (group)
1 Clawkin Wanderer (single)
1 VurrMan (single)
1 Library Rat (single)
2 VurrMan (pair)
3 Library Rat (group)
End Part 1:
In the final room Tar-Tar is sitting, eating on a big booked titled “Artix – The man, the myth, the legend, now divided by zero”
[Character]: Tar-Tar! What are you doing?!
Tar-Tar: I’m hungry.
[Character]: It’s not okay to eat other people’s stuff.
[Character]: What would you say if I ate your jars with slime?
Tar-Tar: I’d say you’re a very weird and creepy person.
Tar-Tar: Have you ever tasted slime? Disgusting.
[Character]: I have to ask you to stop eating that book.
Tar-Tar: Won’t do that. Still hungry.
[Character]: You had this coming…
Fight:
Tar-Tar (boss)
End of Quest
Tar-Tar (Last Outpost Lord):
Opening phrase:
Tar-Tar: Nice to see you! And nice that you see me! It’s not often a hero acknowledge my existence this fast. At… all…
Options:
[Talk]
[Quest]
[Talk]:
Tar-Tar: I like it here. It’s shiny.
Tar-Tar: Do you like it here?
Tar-Tar: Shiny and pretty, very much so, yes. Slimes are so glowy.
Tar-Tar: And it’s warm in here. I like warm.
Tar-Tar: It’s so much better than cold.
Tar-Tar: So… much… BETTER!
Tar-Tar: *crazy stare*
(end of talk, back to options)
[Quest]:
Name: To the Origin !
Location: Mesile Bro > The Last Outpost > Tar-Tar’s Quest
Level/Quest/Items required: N/A
Release Date: N/A
Objective: Get me some slimes!
Objective completed: Tar-Tar seems kind of… special…
Scaled: Yes
Monsters
Lava Glob
Golden Nugget
Necroslime
Snowball
NPCs
Tar-Tar
Rewards
N/A
Dialogue
Beginning :
Tar-Tar: It feels kinda dark in here, don’t yah think?
Tar-Tar: Well, I have a solution.
Tar-Tar: We have this teleporter in a backroom here.
Tar-Tar: I’ll send you to the borders of that Origin of the slimes…
Tar-Tar: And you fight your way through their guards until you’ve captured seven fire-slimes and two ice slimes for me.
Fight:
3 Lava Glob (group)
2 Golden Nugget (pair)
3 Necroslime (group)
1 Snowball (single)
2 Necroslime (pair)
2 Golden Nugget (pair)
1 Lava Glob, 1 Snowball (pair)
3 Lava Glob (group)
1 Lava Glob, 1 Snowball (pair)
1 Snowball, 1 Golden nugget, 1 Lava Glob (group)
End:
Tar-Tar is now surrounded by seven glass-jars, which obviously are filled with Lava Glob’s. A bit away two more jars filled with Snowballs surround a jub with purple smoothie.
Tar-Tar: Thankies!
Tar-Tar: Now I can finally light this room up and keep my smoothies cold!
Tar-Tar: Oh, and by the way.
Tar-Tar: If you tell Weishaupt what I use slimes for I’ll slime you.
Tar-Tar: Slime you real good.
End of Quest
Redalf (Gate-keeper of the Closed-off Cave):
Opening phrase:
Tar-Tar: Master Vain isn’t at home at the moment. Can I perhaps take a message for him?
Options:
[Talk]
[Quest]
[Shop]
[Talk]:
[Character]: Is it okay if I ask how you became black? I mean, you’re Roralil, aren’t you?
Redalf: It’s okay, dearest hero. Master had me drinking ink collected from the Leviathan itself for a few weeks. The effect was permanent. So now I match Master Vain’s outfit completely.
[Character]: Haven’t given up on me yet, have yah?
Redalf: Nevah! *warm smile*
(end of talk, back to options)
The Slime-on-Face Saga
Quest 1 (cutscene)
Name: She’s so cold towards us.
Location: Falconreach > News-Board > [Is is a bird? Is it a witch?]
Level/Quest/Items required: N/A
Release Date: N/A
Objective: Listen to the story of the slime.
Objective completed: Finding a town’s worth of missing slimes? This won’t be icky at all.
Scaled: N/A
Monsters
N/A
NPCs
Weishaupt
Cysero
Zorbak
Rewards
None
Dialogue
The hero is sitting on the griffin-dock, happily singing a song and looking at the clouds, trying to find patterns in the sky.
[Character]: Oh look! It’s a turtleosaurus!
Zorbak walks up next to the hero.
Zorbak: *cough* What are you doing?
[Character]: *blushes* Nothing, just… looking around. Did you know that I can see my house from here?
Zorbak: Meh.
Zorbak: I thought you were interested in that suspicious shadow on the horizon.
Zorbak: If you aren’t forget I said anything; I’ll take care of it…
[Character]: What shadow?
A distant shadow in the horizon is approaching the griffin-dock.
[Character]: Holy Zeuster!
Zorbak: Why do your outbursts always have to be so lame?
[Character]: Oh shut your pie-hole for once, why don’t you?
[Character]: This is sewious bisnizz.
*Hours Later*
A not so distant shadow in the horizon is approaching the griffin-dock.
[Character]: It’s kinda close now.
[Character]: I should tell someone.
The second the words are spoken Cysero jumps down from the tree, landing beside the hero.
Cysero: No need *grins*
[Character]: Do I even want to know what you’ve been doing up there for so long?
Cysero: Probably not.
[Character]: Do you think we should be worried?
Cysero: Nah, my experiments are proof of death… deathproof…
Cysero: I mean. They’re safe. Superspecialawesomeutterlytrustworthywithcherriesontop safe.
[Character]: *stares*
[Character]: I mean the shadow. Judging from its current pace I’d say it will be here before sundown.
[Character]: Should we wait until then with deciding what to do or…
The shadow turns out to be a slime, which crashes straight into the hero, landing on his/her face.
[Character]: Ouch.
Cysero: I think we could just ask it.
[Character]: Getitoffgetitoffgetitoff!
Cysero grabs a hold of the slime and tug at it until it comes off the hero’s face.
Slime: Globb-globb burrrr.
[Character]: Great good to know *sighs*
Cysero: I think the poor thing is cold.
Cysero: Don’t worry; I’ll take care of this. I happened to invent a slime-heater the other day.
Cysero: It was meant for cake, but I think it could work for this too.
*the eyes of the slime get twice as big as he stares*
Slime: *twitch*
Cysero: *pulls out a mug and turns it upside down above the head of the slime letting the liquid pour over it*
Slime: BLAAAAAAAARGH!
[Character]: …
Slime: Thank you. I feel much better.
Slime: My name is Weishaupt, and I come from a town called Mesile Bro. It’s located on the borders of Dragesvard.
[Character]: And you came here to randomly crash into my face…?
Weishaupt: You might think that, but no.
Weishaupt: We have lived in Mesile Bro for a long time now, and our lives there are great.
Weishaupt: We work for The Master, and he is very good to us. One day we got a letter from Ms. H. Slidepath.
Weishaupt: She offered us work further up north in her village.
Weishaupt: Many of us didn’t want to leave, but after some time we decided to all travel there together to talk to her about the offer.
Weishaupt: Little did we know this would be our doom.
Zorbak: Doom-di-dum-dum, this is boring. I’m out of here.
Weishaupt: Ehm… good bye rabbit like creature.
Zorbak: Meh.
[Character]: Don’t mind him. You were saying…?
Weishaupt: We wandered north, not expecting it to get so much colder, so fast.
Weishaupt: Before we realized what had happened most of us were beginning to freeze.
Weishaupt: Since I was last in the line I saw what happened, and I could bring myself to turn around. I un-froze a little on my way here…
Weishaupt: But my friends, my family, my people… *sblob*
Weishaupt: They’re trapped up there. Too frozen to move! They can’t even speak!
Weishaupt: I need a hero! I’m holding out for a –
Cysero: *points at character*
Cysero: S/he’s the one doing all the heroism around here. You’ve found one.
Weishaupt: Really?
[Character]: Ehm… yeah.
Weishaupt: That’s brilliant! Would you mind accompanying me to Mesile Bro?
Weishaupt: I need your help to save my family, and my race.
End of Quest
Quest 2
Name: Go North!
Location: Mesile Bro > Weishaupt > Slime-on-Face Saga
Level/Quest/Items required: To have finished “She’s so cold towards us”
Release Date: N/A
Objective: Go North until you find a frozen slime to bring back.
Objective completed: Daym that was heavy!
Scaled: Yes
Monsters
Snowball
Ice Elemental
Sock Puppet
NPCs
Weishaupt
Rewards
Cubified Headgear
Trinket: Dodge like a slime!
Dialogue
Beginning :
Weishaupt: Hero, I’m so glad to see you again!
Weishaupt: SLORP!
Weishaupt: Ehm… sorry about that. I sometimes go back to my mother tongue when getting excited.
[Character]: Don’t worry about it…
Weishaupt: I can’t go north, but I’d like to ask you to go up there and bring one of the frozen Roralils back.
[Character]: If we can just go up there, why don’t we just bring them all back?
Weishaupt: The snowy fields and forests are haunted by monsters and wild beasts.
Weishaupt: To bring them all back at once would be madness.
[Character]: Madnes?! THIS IS…
Weishaupt: Oh come on, everyone is getting tired of that by now.
Weishaupt: Please, just go north until you spot a frozen Roralil. Then bring it back so we can see if it’s possible to unfreeze it without causing any further damage.
Weishaupt: And be careful hero; no one knows what might be lurking beneath the northern lights.
[Character]: Will do, I’ll be back in no-time!
Fight: (for each new room the hero enters the surroundings get more snowcovered, a white owl with green eyes will also be “hidden” somewhere in a tree on each screen)
2 Ice Elementals (pair)
3 Snowballs (group)
1 Snowball, 1 Sock Puppet (pair)
3 Snowballs (group)
1 Ice Elemental (single)
1 Ice Elemental, 1 Sock Puppet (pair)
3 Sock Puppets (group)
End:
The hero reaches the end of a field stretching out further ahead of her than it’s possible to see. Close there’s a frozen Roralil, ahead there’s several hundred more, all frozen in place. The sky is dark and the northern lights dancing above look ghostlike. In the horizon, barely visible through the spiraling winds that roar across the land, high mountains reaches up towards the sky. At the borders of the field the outlines of a forest are reaching out towards the mountains in the distance, a bit up on one of the mountains a faint light seems to be gleaming in the darkness the stormy evening has created.
[Character]: Ehm, I’m just gonna grab the one closest here and…
Unknown: SCREEEEECH!
[Character]: AAARGH!
[Character]: *looks around*
[Character]: I’ve defeated very dodgey mushrooms, so you better show yourself before I get mad!
Unknown: Boo-hoo. Boo-hoo.
[Character]: Are you mocking me?!
Unknown: Whoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo.
[Character]: *looks up*
On a branch on a tree just beside the hero an owl is sitting watching. Its eyes are wide and green, and its feathers are white/snowy gray.
[Character]: By the great Hedwig, you scared me!
[Character]: I’m just gonna take this slime and leave now.
[Character]: Uhm… see you around.
End of Quest
Quest 3
Name: Happiness Glorb
Location: Mesile Bro > Weishaupt > Slime-on-Face Saga
Level/Quest/Items required: To have finished “Go North!”
Release Date: N/A
Objective: Travel into the firey caves west of Mesile Bro to find the means to un-freeze the Roralil!
Objective completed: Suddenly the cold actually feels nice.
Scaled: Yes
Monsters
Slimified Undead
Lava Glob
Fire Elemental
NPCs
Weishaupt
Un-freezed Roralil
Rewards
Summoning Gem: It’s Raining Slimes! (rare drop)
Bottle of lava (junk item)
Elemental festival flier (junk item)
Dialogue
Beginning :
Weishaupt: I’m glad to see you again, hero.
Weishaupt: I’ve tried for a long time to un-freeze the Roralil you brought back for a long time.
Weishaupt: And it just won’t work. I need more heath.
[Character]: So you summoned me because I’m so hot?
Weishaupt: Blorgh, gag *cough*
Weishaupt: No, I summoned you because I need your help.
Weishaupt: Not far from here lives a clan of fire-slimes.
Weishaupt: I need you to go there and collect fire-slimes for me.
Weishaupt: Once you’ve defeated them just put them in a jar.
[Character]: Nemas problemas, I’m right on it.
Fight:
1 Slimified Undead (single)
3 Lava Glob (group)
2 Lava Glob, 1 Fire Elemental (group)
2 Slimified Undead (pair)
1 Lava Glob (single)
2 Fire Elemental (pair)
2 Slimified Undead, 1 Lava Glob (group)
End:
[Character]: Hothothothothothothothot!
*[Character] drops jar of fire-slime in front of Weishaupt*
Weishaupt: Thank you hero. Now let’s bring this to the cabin where I…
[Character]: No way in the name of Zeuster am I carrying that again!
Weishaupt: Fine, then you’ll have to carry the frozen Roralil our here.
[Character]: Meh.
[Character]: I guess I could do that.
*the frozen slime is now placed face-down on the ground*
[Character]: What do we do now?
Weishaupt: *glorb* Just watch.
*Weishaupt places the jar next to the frozen Roralil, and the very next second it starts un-freezing*
Un-freezed Roralil: BLARGH!
[Character]: Aaargh! Watch out! It’s aggressive!
Weishaupt: *rolls eyes*
*Weishaupt hugs the Un-freezed Roralil*
Un-freezed Roralil: *happiness glorb*
Weishaupt: Thank you for your help. I’ll make sure he gets well, and then I’ll ask him if he’s noticed anything.
Weishaupt: I’m actually not sure if we’re aware of our surroundings when we’re frozen.
Weishaupt: I hope he noticed anything though.
Un-freezed Roralil: BLARGH! HACK-GAG BLAH NARGH MANHUG GUH RARG GLORB!
[Character]: *stares* Is this where I back away slowly?
Weishaupt: Ehm, no.
Weishaupt: He just said “Thank you.”
Weishaupt: In a very enthusiastic way.
[Character]: Oh.
[Character]: Well, you’re very welcome.
Un-freezed Roralil: NARGH GRARGH GLOB!
[Character]: …
Un-freezed Roralil: *big smile*
End of Quest
Quest 4
Name: Contact the Cloaked Crusader
Location: Mesile Bro > Weishaupt > Slime-on-Face Saga
Level/Quest/Items required: To have finished “Happiness Glorb!”
Release Date: N/A
Objective: Riddle me this, riddle me that, who dares to go into a cave and meet with a creepy, wicked man that refuses to dress in anything but black?
Objective completed: Apparently you do. And you survived too. Go you!
Scaled: Yes
Monsters
Escaped Cloak
Captured Thug
Dirty Sockmonkey
Bloodwolf
Redalf (boss)
NPCs
Weishaupt
Redalf
The Cloaked Crusader
Rewards
Cloak of the Cloaked Crusader
Caped Crusader Throwin’ Rock (junk item)
Caped Crusader Berry-Basket (junk item)
Dialogue
Beginning :
Weishaupt: [Character]! I’m glad you could come so quickly.
[Character]: Wazzap?
Weishaupt: The Master has a message for you.
[Character]: [I]The[/I] Master?
Weishaupt: Yup. The Cluer.
Weishuapt: I talked to him yesterday. He wants to know whether the Caped Crusader had something to do with this.
Weishaupt: The Master can’t contact the Caped Crusader himself, and well…
Weishaupt: I’d prefer not to go there. I don’t want to end up like Redalf.
[Character]: I’ll take care of it. Just point me in the right direction.
Weishaupt: It’s at the closed cave in town.
[Character]: Should I expect to encounter any monsters?
Weishaupt: Oh, you have no idea…
Fight:
1 Captured Thug (single)
1 Bloodwolf (single)
3 Escaped Cloak (group)
3 Captured Thug (group)
1 Dirty Sockmonkey (single)
1 Escaped Cloak, 1 Captured Thug (pair)
1 Dirty Sockmonkey (single)
2 Escaped Cloak (single)
1 Bloodwolf (single)
Redalf: I can’t let you pass, Hero.
[Character]: Awww, come on Redalf. I just want to talk.
Redalf: The pile of monsters behind you begs to differ.
Redalf: Bring it on.
Redalf [boss)
End:
Redalf: Glooooorb…
[Character]: I’m sorry.
*the Caped Crusader appears in the room*
Redalf: Master!
Caped Crusader: You wanted me, here I am.
[Character]: I would’ve knocked, but I couldn’t find a door.
[Character]: I’m just here because I need information, I don’t wish any harm.
Caped Crusader: Say whatever you have to say, and do it fast.
Caped Crusader: If it doesn’t make sense, or if I consider it stupid, you won’t remain in this cave much longer.
[Character]: Well, I bet you’ve noticed how almost all Roralils have disappeared from the town?
Caped Crusader: I’m sorry to disappoint. No.
Caped Crusader: I mostly leave at night, and by then not many are out in the town.
Caped Crusader: The streets at night haven’t changed.
[Character]: Oh, okay. Well, almost all Roralils have left town.
[Character]: It seems as if it was a trap, and they’re now trapped up north, frozen in place.
[Character]: You don’t know anything about this?
Caped Crusader: WHERE ARE THEY?!
[Character]: …
[Character]: Up north…
Caped Crusader: I’ll carry them home. I don’t care if they belong to The Cluer.
Caped Crusader: I can’t leave them up there.
[Character]: Actually, there are several hundred slimes stuck up there.
[Character]: I doubt that you could carry them all.
[Character]: Besides, you’d get a more serious frostbite than I got when fighting Aisha…
Caped Crusader: But it’s cruel to…
[Character]: Yes, I know. That’s the reason I’m investigating this.
[Character]: But if it was a trap I can’t just let people run around like blind bats up there.
[Character]: There’s something weird about this.
Caped Crusader: I would appreciate if you told me the progress of this.
Caped Crusader: Just report to Redalf.
[Character]: I’ll see what I can do.
Caped Crusader: That wasn’t a request.
[Character]: You scare me. I feel like I should hide somewhere…
Caped Crusader: You’ll never have to. I’d find you.
End of Quest
Quest 5
Name: Play With Me
Location: Mesile Bro > Weishaupt > Slime-on-Face Saga
Level/Quest/Items required: To have finished “Contact the Cloaked Crusader”
Release Date: N/A
Objective: The Cluer wants to play with you.
Objective completed: Daym, this shows that you never know what to expect in the World of Lore.
Scaled: Yes
Monsters
Dirty Sockmonkey
Roralil Elemental
Sandylion
NPCs
Weishaupt
The Cluer
Painting
Rewards
Rainbow Top-Hat
The Cluer’s Garbage Bag (junk item)
Scribbles & Plans (junk item)
Dialogue
Weishaupt: BLORGGH!
Weishaupt: NARGH GLABB GAG HRRRAH!
Weishaupt: ORG?
Character: Oookay?
Fight:
1 Sockmonkey (single)
2 Sandylion (pair)
1 Sockmonkey (single)
1 Roralil Elemental (single)
1 Roralil Elemental, 1 Sockmonkey (pair)
3 Sandylion (group)
2 Roralil Elemental
Options: Forward or right.
If right: [Character] enters a room that seems to be a storage. It’s full of random items, and on one wall there’s a picture of a black cat.
Painting: halo ther.
[Character]: Awwww, you’re cute.
Painting: thank u.
[Character]: Ehm… so how are you?
Painting: I’m guard dawg.
[Character]: Oh. Then why aren’t you barking?
Painting: cuz I’m kat.
[Character]: Goin straight forward is the right direction then?
Painting: nope. u has 2 go the spiral-y wai.
Painting: Mwahahahahaha!
Painting: Hah!
Painting: Meow.
[End of Talk]
If Forward:
A portal is ahead. When walking towards it the hero is sucked into it, and then is teleported to a room that seems like it’s in a tower. The Cluer is waiting there, he’s smiling playfully.
The Cluer: Welcome. What did you think of my mansion?
[Character]: It was nice.
The Cluer: You haven’t seen anything yet. Let me…
[Character]: Please, I’m in a hurry. I have no idea what Weishaupt said, but he seemed worried or hyped or something.
[Character]: He pointed me in this direction.
The Cluer: He told you I wanted to play.
[Character]: Oh…
The Cluer: How do you heroes stay so hyper-active anyway? You’re running around all across Lore.
[Character]: I rely on energy-drinks, or well, energy smoothies.
The Cluer: Sounds like a bad idea.
The Cluer: CAFFEINE WILL KILL YAH!
[Character]: Right. I’ll think about that.
The Cluer: So, now. Allow me to show you the rest of…
[Character]: Stop!
[Character]: I can’t play now!
[Character]: Have you even noticed what has happened to your town?
The Cluer: Of course I’ve noticed.
The Cluer: For if knowledge is power; then a GOD AM I!
The Cluer: Was that over the top? I can never tell…
[Character]: It was alright. So, you know what happened?
[Character]: And you don’t do anything about it?
The Cluer: What can I do?
The Cluer: They left me, they got themselves into this.
The Cluer: Besides, something is fishy about this.
The Cluer: I got this note the other day, and…
[Character]: A note?
The Cluer: Yeah. It said “Rolling on the laugh flooring!”
[Character]: That… could be a motive?
[Character]: But why haven’t you done anything? You haven’t even talked to me.
The Cluer: There was nothing to do.
The Cluer: So I did what I love to do. Playing games.
The Cluer: Then you came along. You were supposed to understand!
The Cluer: I’ll make you understand…
The Cluer: Riddle me this, what sort of man has bats on the brain?
[Character]: The Caped Crusader…?
The Cluer: You win the grand prize!
The Cluer: You’ll march north with Weishaupt and your fellow heroes.
The Cluer: I can’t go north, I have a cold.
The Cluer: But report back to me. We’ll solve this.
[Character]: Let me guess, that wasn’t a request?
The Cluer: Daym straight!
End of Quest
War:
Other names: The Slime-on-Face War!
Location: Falconreach -> Frostbite!> To Battle
Level required: None
Release Date: ===
Finishing Date: ===
Date of Removal: ===
Total of Waves: 5,000,000-10,000,000
Objective(s):
1. The monsters keep appearing, and the cubified slimes are everywhere! Unfreeze slimes and fight off the hideous monsters!
2. Either your eyes have frozen, or there’s no one you recognize helping out with the war… (25% Cutscene)
3. There’s something in the shadows, hopefully it’s just Zorbak… (50% Cutscene)
4. Trying to stay warm would be so much easier with a mighty fire. (75% Cutscene)
5. OMGZORZ! TIME TO CATCH THE BADGUY!1!! (100% Cutscene)
Monsters
Cubified Roralil
Slimified Sneevil
Slimified Undead
Slimified Ribald
Marionette
Sock Puppet
Scaled Yes/No: Yes
Rewards
Defender Medals
Frozen Slime Bead
NPCs
Cysero
Weishaupt
Miss H. Slidepath/Hallie Slidepath
The Cluer
Robo-Uni
Shops: The Cluer’s Gift-Shop Unlocks at end of War
Slimified/Super Slimified/Super Special Slimified/Super Special Awesome Slimified Staff
Slimified/Super Slimified/Super Special Slimified/Super Special Awesome Slimified Sword
Slimified/Super Slimified/Super Special Slimified/Super Special Awesome Slimified Dagger
Names of Cutscenes:
25% Cutscene (also called “The regulars?”)
50% Cutscene (also called “*stalk* *stalk* *stalk*”)
75% Cutscene (also called “Final Spell”)
100% Cutscene (also called “BOSS BATTLE!!1!”)
Dialogue
Weishaupt: Blargh, so cold, and so many monsters. We’ll just have to fight our way through and get to the bottom with this.
[Talk]
Weishaupt: More beasts seem to flock here now. And some of them…
Weishaupt: Well, see for yourself. Far from all of them seem to belong here.
Weishaupt: I think they have a master. Someone sent them…
Weishaupt: And you’ll stumble across several cubified Roralils. Just use a fire weapon an un-freeze them.
Weishaupt: The Cluer also sent me a few Fire Spells to help us.
Weishaupt: They’re perfect for un-freezing slimes, so I’d be thankful if you could save a few.
Weishaupt: The further North we get the more I’ll freeze.
Weishaupt: But if you keep un-freezing me I think I’ll be able to follow you all the way.
Boss Fight! (will be accessible from Weishaupt as well as the 100% Cutscene (BOSS BATTLE!!1!), will only be accessible from Weishaupt after the war-meters have reached 100%, obvioulsy)
Waves:
Wave 1 – 1 Slimified Sneevil & 1 Marionette (pair), 1 Slimified Ribald (single), 2 Marionettes (pair), 1 Sock Puppet (single) 1 Marionette (single)
Wave 2 – 3 Cubified Roralil (group), 3 Cubified Roralil (group), 3 Cubified Roralil (group), 3 Cubified Roralil (group), 3 Cubified Roralil (group)
Wave 3 – 1 Sock Puppet (single), 2 Slimified Undead (pair), 3 Cubified Roralil (group), 1 Slimified Ribald (single), 1 Marionette (single)
Wave 4 – 2 Marionette (pair), 1 Slimified Ribald & 1 Slimified Sneevil & 1 Slimified Undead (group), 2 Slimified Sneevil (pair), 1 Marionette (single), 2 Sock Puppet (pair)
Wave 5 – 3 Cubified Roralil (group), 2 Slimified Ribald (pair), 1 Sock Puppet (single), 1 Marionette (single), 3 Cubified Roralil
Cutscenes:
25% Cutscene (also called “The regulars?”)
Weishaupt: Thank you hero! We’ve already freed so many Roralils, and there’s more to go!
[Character]: Yeah, no problem Weisy.
Weishaupt: Oh by the name of my Master which I can’t tell under any circumstances!
Weishaupt: You’ve honored me with a nickname!
[Character]: Ehm, yeah.
[Character]: A very creative one too.
[Character]: I took part of your real name, and then added “y” at the end.
Weishaupt looks at the hero with adoration in his eyes
Weishaupt: Remarkable!
[Character]: Anyway, I’ve been thinking.
Weishaupt: Hmmmm?
[Character]: I haven’t seen many regulars around.
[Character]: All we have is this crowd.
It zooms out from the scene with [Character] and Weishaupt, and displays a crowd of about ten people around them (all characters of DF-players, perhaps?). A lot more silhouettes and shadows are visible in the distance.
Crowd *dozens and yet dozens of speech-boxes appears*: W00T!
[Character]: I mean, I recognize ‘em from the field…
[Character]: But usually a regular is always around. Artix, Galanoth, Nythera… why aren’t they here?
Weishaupt blushes, and glances around as if he’s planning to avoid the question.
Weishaupt: We’re not very… popular with the rest of Lore.
[Character]: Huh?
Weishaupt: Both the Caped Crusader and The Cluer used to be in King Alteon’s army.
Weishaupt: Let’s just say they were thrown up due to them not being able to settle their differences like normal people.
[Character]: And that’s why everyone in the World of Lore refuse help you guys out?
[Character]: Even in a war?
Weishaupt: Yup. Sad, but that’s how it is.
Weishaupt: We’re at peace with people, but kinda on our own.
Weishaupt: Left out of the big business, so to speak.
[Character]: Cool. So this is the indie town of Lore?
Weishaupt: Glorb.
[Character]: Ah well, cool to have everyone else around at least.
Crowd: IKR?! BATTLEON!
[Character]: Though, all this yelling is starting to affect my hearing…
End of Cutscene
50% Cutscene (also called “*stalk* *stalk* *stalk*”)
Up North…
A shadowy silhouette is walking across the snowy fields. Passing by frozen Roralils and the monsters roaming around.
The shadowy silhouette stops for a moment and pets a stray Sock Puppet before punting it in the right direction.
The shadowy silhouette walks on, and out of the frame.
*stalk*
*stalk* *stalk* *stalk* (starts popping up over the screen)
A small new silhouette shows up, obviously stalking the first silhouette.
Stalking Silhouette: Mwumh!
The stalking silhouette then continues out of the frame, following the first silhouette (*stalk* *stalk* *stalk*)
End of Cutscene
75% Cutscene (also called “Final Spell”)
[Character]: You’re starting to look chilly Weisy, you ok?
Weishaupt: Don’t worry. We’ll have to get further North for me to freeze.
Weishaupt: I’ll be able to move until the moment I freeze.
Weishaupt: But when that happens I trust you to look after me and eventually unfreeze me.
[Character]: Thank you for trusting me. I promise I will.
[Character]: I’m saving this last fire-spell that The Cluer sent us for that purpose only.
Black screen: Later That Night
Weishaupt *ish currently a pool on the ground, snoring*: Zzzzz…
The [Character] lights the fire with the last spell.
[Character]: Ooops!
[Character]: Ehm… let’s pretend that never happened…
End of Cutscene
100% Cutscene (also called “BOSS BATTLE!!1!”)
Weishaupt *comes sliding into scene*: [Character]! The monsters are pulling back!
[Character]: I’ve noticed, but… why…?
Weishaupt: …
Weishaupt: It might have something to do with that woman.
[Character]: What woma…
A group of Sock Puppets pull away and form an opening, to make room for the woman walking towards Weishaupt and the [Character]. In the background a white owl follows her, which then lands on the ground close to them.
[Character]: You! I KNEW there was something fishy about you! *points at owl*
Woman: Greetings Lorelings!
[Character]: Greetings…?
Woman: You may call me Miss H. Slidepath.
[Character]: That’s one long name. How ‘bout Slidey?
Woman: Not appreciated, but whatever.
Weishaupt: Slidepath? THE Hallie Slidepath?!
[Character]: You know her?
Weishaupt: She sent the letter! The letter that offered us work!
Weishaupt: It was signed ‘H. Slidepath’!
[Character]: So… you’re the zardbrain who lured all the Roralils up here?
Hallie Slidepath: The what now?
[Character]: All these slimes we’re surrounded by? You know, these purple frozen things?
Hallie Slidepath: You mean the ice cream-thing my unicorn is currently eating?
Weishaupt: !!!
The screen moves to the right and shows where a robotic unicorn, connected to marionette wires is eating on one of the frozen Roralils.
Weishaupt: You… you monster!
Hallie Slidepath: Hey, hey! I can’t be held responsible for what my pets eat!
[Character]: Sorry to reveal this to you… but you’re the one holding the control bar to that marionette.
Hallie Slidepath: Pfffft. He still has a mind of his own.
Robot Unicorn Marionette: Omnomnomnom.
Hallie Slidepath: He says it tastes like Ice Cream.
Weishaupt: I… tr… trrruss… ssss… ttttt… dddd…
[Character]: Weisy, are you okay?
Weishaupt: Nottt… i… ng… ttttttoo… baaadd… jussssssttttt freeezzzzziii…ngg…
Hallie Slidepath: *giggle*
Hallie Slidepath: Well, my brave Sir Slime.
Hallie Slidepath: I invited you and your family to my town of Wordor.
Hallie Slidepath: But… *laughs*
Hallie Slidepath: It seems like one don’t simply slime into Wordor! *laughs hysterically*
Weishaupt: I TRUSTED YOU!
Weishaupt then managed to jump towards Hallie before he freezes, and lands on her face. As the slime covers all of her head it starts freezing, and she’s instantly trapped in a mask of frozen slime.
Hallie Slidepath: *muffled screams* Geddiiitfoooofffff!
[Character]: Oh brains, and I don’t have any fire spells left…
Hallie starts running back and forth waving her arms in desperation.
Hallie Slidepath: Aaaaaaiiiiiiiirrrrrr! Brrrrrreeethheeee!
[Character]: If you hold very still I could try to smash him off with my weapon!
[Character] raises weapon as if about to hit.
[Character]: Although, I don’t want to hurt Weisy…
[Character] lowers weapon again. The same second a fireball comes flying and hitting the frozen Weishaupt. He instantly melts off Hallie’s face and fall into a pool at her feet before he can resemble himself. Hallie backs away and punts in Weishaupts direction but misses him.
[Character]: Wow, now almost all of us are gathered. Thanks for the save Cluer.
The Cluer: Heh, aren’t you a feisty one, Miss Slidepath?
Weishaupt: Master!
Weishaupt: You saved me! Clob harght hay-gag glov-g!
The Cluer: Blargh manhug nah gag.
Hallie Slidepath: You! How dare you come here after you burned down my pink airship and drowned all my ducklings?!
The Cluer: … I did what now?
Hallie Slidepath: I dunno, I don’t even know you. I think.
Hallie Slidepath: Just tried to make it seem like I actually had some kind of vendetta against you.
Hallie Slidepath: Man I wish I had a pink airship…
[Character]: Wait, you don’t even know him?
Hallie Slidepath: Nope. He looks kinda lame too.
[Character]: And you don’t know the Caped Crusader?
Hallie Slidepath: Never heard of him.
[Character]: Then… why would you…?
Weishaupt: YEAH! WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS SHINY IS WRONG OF YOU?!
Weishaupt: YOU LET THAT THING EAT MY FAMILY?!
Hallie Slidepath: Hey, chill out. He only ate like… five.
Hallie Slidepath: And once again, you can’t blame me for what he does.
Hallie thugs a little at the control bar in her left hand and the robotic unicorn strolls into view.
Hallie Slidepath: See? A total mind of his own and stuff!
[Character]: Why did you do this in the first place? Why did you lure them up here?
Hallie Slidepath: What can I say? I was bored.
Weishaupt: YOU TURNED THEM INTO THIS BECAUSE YOU WERE BORED?!
Weishaupt: WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?!
Hallie Slidepath: No. I invited you because I was bored.
Hallie Slidepath: Then they all froze halfway here. I couldn’t do much, and was just as bored as before.
Hallie Slidepath: And then you people started sneaking around.
Hallie Slidepath: So I figured that my army was kinda bored just sitting around in the basement, so I sent them out.
[Character]: You’re trying to tell me… that you started a war… out of boredom?
Hallie Slidepath: Not really… or well, maybe. Depends on how you see it.
The Cluer: That is quite… disturbing.
Hallie Slidepath: Why thank you!
Hallie Slidepath: Ooops! I totally forgot! Uni always totally rage out after eating slime ice cream.
Hallie waves the control bar around in a few patterns, and the robotic unicorn seems to get quite mad when she’s doing so.
Hallie Slidepath: Doesn’t work well with his inner circuits. Have to talk to Lim about him.
Hallie Slidepath: I totally don’t have a boss for this place, some war overlord or anything.
Hallie Slidepath: But I’d advise you to take Uni down before he impale you all on his horn.
[Character]: *rolls eyes*
[Character]: Fine. I’ll take him down.
Boss Fight!
Uni (War Boss)
(Drop: Slime de Frost)
End:
[Character]: There we go.
Hallie Slidepath: Pshaw! That was impressive!
[Character]: Uhm, thanks.
Hallie Slidepath: Well, I’mma head home to good ol’ Wordor now.
Weishaupt: You can’t do that! You’ll be held responsible for this!
Hallie Slidepath: Oh come on, Mister Slime! We’ve had our fun, I wanna take a nap now.
[Character]: So… you don’t care about this?
Hallie Slidepath: No, not really.
[Character]: And you did it because you were bored.
Hallie Slidepath: You could say that. See…
Hallie Slidepath: I used to work at King Alteon’s Court. As a jester, or something along those lines.
Hallie Slidepath: I work with spreading happiness.
Weishaupt: Let me guess. He threw you out because your idea of entertainment was eating people?
Hallie Slidepath: Actually no, but good guess.
Hallie Slidepath: I… quit. Kind of. Either way, my main goal is to spread happiness.
Weishaupt: How is this happiness?!
Hallie Slidepath: Hey, I just invited you guys. Didn’t know you’d be so sensitive to the cold.
Hallie Slidepath: That Uni ate a few of you can’t be blamed on me. You taste good anyway.
Weishaupt: I know, you keep telling me that…
[Character]: Can’t we just leave it here? We take the frozen slimes home, and you can take your nap.
Weishaupt: But… justice…?
The Cluer: Isn’t getting your family back the important thing?
Weishaupt: I guess…
Hallie Slidepath: I promise I’ll make you guys happy fur realz the next time.
Hallie Slidepath: Laterz Moglinsterz!
Hallie walks out of screen dragging the ‘sploded robotic unicorn behind her.
[Character]: Well, now that’s over and done with.
[Character]: Let’s carry all these slimes home.
End of Cutscene.
Quest 6
Name: Gimme five!
Location: Mesile Bro > Weishaupt > Slime-on-Face Saga
Level/Quest/Items required: To have finished “Play With Me”
Release Date: N/A
Objective: You missed the war. A few stray-waves are still out there to take care of though.
Objective completed: You managed to find a few frozen slimes after all!
Scaled: Yes
Monsters
Cubified Roralil
Slimified Sneevil
Slimified Undead
Slimified Ribald
Marionette
Sock Puppet
NPCs
Weishaupt
Rewards
Dialogue
Weishaupt: Welcome hero!
Weishaupt: You’re late, but we’re still running rescue missions!
Weishaupt: Please see if you can find any Roralil’s left out there before the next Blizzard hits.
[Character]: Nemi problemi.
Fight:
Wave 1 – 1 Slimified Sneevil & 1 Marionette (pair), 1 Slimified Ribald (single), 2 Marionettes (pair), 1 Sock Puppet (single) 1 Marionette (single)
Wave 2 – 3 Cubified Roralil (group), 3 Cubified Roralil (group), 3 Cubified Roralil (group), 3 Cubified Roralil (group), 3 Cubified Roralil (group)
Wave 3 – 1 Sock Puppet (single), 2 Slimified Undead (pair), 3 Cubified Roralil (group), 1 Slimified Ribald (single), 1 Marionette (single)
Wave 4 – 2 Marionette (pair), 1 Slimified Ribald & 1 Slimified Sneevil & 1 Slimified Undead (group), 2 Slimified Sneevil (pair), 1 Marionette (single), 2 Sock Puppet (pair)
Wave 5 – 3 Cubified Roralil (group), 2 Slimified Ribald (pair), 1 Sock Puppet (single), 1 Marionette (single), 3 Cubified Roralil
End
Weishaupt: There were more of them out there!
Weishaupt: I thank you hero. I’ll un-freeze them at once.
End of Quest
Quest 7
Name: Big Bad Unicorn
Location: Mesile Bro > Weishaupt > Slime-on-Face Saga
Level/Quest/Items required: To have finished “Gimme five!”
Release Date: N/A
Objective: Seems like that Unicorn that Hallie can’t be blamed for is still around. Better teach it a lesson.
Objective completed: Phew! One giant evil machine down, loads to go!
Scaled: Yes
Monsters
Uni
NPCs
Weishaupt
Hallie Slidepath
Weishaupt
The Cluer
Rewards
N/A
Dialogue
<same as the boss fight cutscene from war> See: > The Slime-on-Face War > 100% Cutscene (also called “BOSS BATTLE!!1!”)
Fight:
Uni
End
See: > The Slime-on-Face War > 100% Cutscene (also called “BOSS BATTLE!!1!”)
End of Quest
Quest 8
Name: Happy Happy
Location: Mesile Bro > Weishaupt > Slime-on-Face Saga
Level/Quest/Items required: To have finished “Big Bad Unicorn”
Release Date: N/A
Objective: Weishaupt wishes to talk to you.
Objective completed: At least he could stick to human language this time. Most of the time.
Scaled: N/A
Monsters
N/A
NPCs
Weishaupt
Rewards
Weishaupts Thank You Note
Dialogue
Weishaupt: My Master and I would like to thank you hero.
Weishaupt: Miss Slidepath has agreed to not to anything drastic or weird without asking for permission first from now on…
Weishaupt: And… most of my family is… saved… blargh-sob gag…
Weishaupt: I wouldn’t have been able to do this without you.
Weishaupt: Feel free to return to this village whenever you feel like.
Weishaupt: The Cluer sends his regards and says that “You won’t find any more locked doors here.”
Weishaupt: Except for in his castle of course. Everything’s locked up there.
[Character]: I see. Well, it was fun getting to know all you… weirdoes.
[Character]: Expect to see me back in the near future.
Weishaupt: Good. One never knows when we might be in the need of help.
[Character]: When you are, give me a call.
Weishaupt: Sure.
[Character]: And Weishaupt, don’t do anything stupid with Miss Slidepath.
[Character]: She’s just a little… special.
Weishaupt: BLARGH-GGA-GUH-HGAG!
Weishaupt: *glares* I’ll see what I can do.
[Character]: Good. Cheerios then!
Weishaupt’s Thank You Note can later be used for Weishaupt’s Quest Chain about the “Search for the Illuminated Ones”
End of Quest
New Monsters
Sock Puppet:
Level: Scaled
Element: Fire
Damage: Scaled
Damage Type: Magic
HP: Scaled
MP: Scaled
Defenses: Melee 0, Pierce 0, Magic 5, Parry 0, Dodge 0, Block 1
Offenses: Crit 3, Bonus 1, Boost 0
Resistances: Darkness: -25 , Fire: 110, Light: 50
Attack type 1 - "Punch" (1 Hit / Magic / Fire) (enemy punches opponent)
Attack type 2 - "Snuggle Time!" (2 Hit / Magic / Fire) (enemy runs forward and hugs opponent)
Gold gained: Scaled
Experience gained: Scaled
Slimified Undead: http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=6780398
Level: Scaled
Element: Fire
Damage: Scaled
Damage Type: Melee
HP: Scaled
MP: Scaled
Defenses: Melee 5, Pierce 5, Magic 5, Parry 0, Dodge 2, Block 1
Offenses: Crit 4, Bonus 1, Boost 0
Resistances: Darkness: 200 , Fire: 110, Light -100
Attack type 1 - "Headbutt" (1 Hit / Melee / Darkness)
Attack type 2 - "Jump Smash" (1 Hit / Melee / Darkness)
Gold gained: Scaled
Experience gained: Scaled
Escaped Cloak:
Level: Scaled
Element: Nature
Damage: Scaled
Damage Type: Pierce
HP: Scaled
MP: Scaled
Defenses: Melee 5, Pierce 5, Magic 5, Parry 1, Dodge 0, Block 0
Offenses: Crit 4, Bonus 1, Boost 0
Resistances: Darkness: 110 , Fire: -10, Light: 50, Nature: 150, Water -15
Attack type 1 - "Swooosh" (1 Hit / Pierce / Nature) (enemy slides across opponent)
Attack type 2 - "Nail Attack" (3 Hit / Pierce / Nature) (enemy shoots three needles at the opponent)
Gold gained: Scaled
Experience gained: Scaled
Captured Thug: http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=4937615
Level: Scaled
Element: Metal
Damage: Scaled
Damage Type: Melee
HP: Scaled
MP: Scaled
Stats: STR: 0, INT: 0, DEX: 0, END: 0, CHA: 0, LUK: 0
Defenses: Melee: 5, Range: 5, Magic: 5, Parry: 0, Dodge: 0, Block: 0
Offenses: Crit: 2, Bonus: 0, Boost: 0%
Resistances: None
Attack type 1 - "Mace Knock" (1 Hit / Melee / Metal)
Gold gained: Scaled
Experience gained: Scaled
Redalf: http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=10585559
Level: Scaled
Element: Darkness
Damage: Scaled
Damage Type: Pierce
HP: Scaled
MP: Scaled
Stats: STR: 0, INT: 0, DEX: 0, END: 0, CHA: 0, LUK: 0
Defenses: Melee: 0, Range: 0, Magic: 0, Parry: 0, Dodge: 0, Block: 0
Offenses: Crit: 5, Bonus: 0, Boost: 0%
Resistances: Darkness: 200, Fire: Water -25, Poison: 200, Ice -50
Attack type 1 - "Tea Throw" (1 Hit / Pierce / Darkness) (Redalf throws a tea-pot at the opponent)
Attack type 2 - "Poke" (2 Hit / Pierce / Darkness) (Redalf slides up and pokes opponent twice)
Attack type 3 - "Ink Dots" (3 Hit / Pierce / Darkness) (Redalf spits drops of ink on the opponent)
Gold gained: Scaled
Experience gained: Scaled
Roralil Elemental: http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=15401653
Level: Scaled
Element: N/A
Damage: Scaled
Damage Type: Melee
HP: Scaled
MP: Scaled
Stats: STR: 0, INT: 0, DEX: 0, END: 0, CHA: 0, LUK: 0
Defenses: Melee: 5, Range: 5, Magic: 5, Parry: 0, Dodge: 5, Block: 0
Offences: Crit: 3, Bonus: 1, Boost: 0%
Resistances: Light: 50, Darkness: 200, Immobility: 15, Water: -10
Attack type 1 – “Pwunch” (1 hit / Melee / N/A) (Punches opponent)
Gold gained: Scaled
Experience gained: Scaled
Marionette:
Level: Scaled
Element: Wood
Damage: Scaled
Damage Type: Melee
HP: Scaled
MP: Scaled
Stats: STR: 0, INT: 0, DEX: 0, END: 0, CHA: 0, LUK: 0
Defenses: Melee: 5, Range: 5, Magic: 5, Parry: 0, Dodge: 5, Block: 0
Offences: Crit: 3, Bonus: 1, Boost: 0%
Resistances: Darkness: 50, Nature: 200, Immobility: 25, Fire: -15
Attack Type 1 – “Rage” (2 hit / Melee / Wood) (Whips opponent with strings)
Attack Type 2 – “Buttons” (3 hit / Melee / Wood) (Throws buttons at opponent)
Gold gained: Scaled
Experience gained: Scaled
Slimified Sock Puppet:
Level: Scaled
Element: Fire
Damage: Scaled
Damage Type: Magic
HP: Scaled
MP: Scaled
Defenses: Melee 0, Pierce 0, Magic 5, Parry 0, Dodge 0, Block 1
Offenses: Crit 3, Bonus 1, Boost 0
Resistances: Darkness: -25 , Fire: 110, Light: 50
Attack type 1 - "Punch" (1 Hit / Magic / Fire) (enemy punches opponent)
Attack type 2 - "Snuggle Time!" (2 Hit / Magic / Fire) (enemy runs forward and hugs opponent)
Gold gained: Scaled
Experience gained: Scaled
Cubified Roralil:
Level: Scaled
Element: N/A
Damage: N/A
Damage Type: N/A
HP: Scaled
MP: Scaled
Defenses: Melee 5, Pierce 5, Magic 5, Parry 1, Dodge 0, Block 1
Offenses: Crit 0, Bonus 3, Boost 0
Resistances: Light: 50, Darkness: 200, Immobility: 15, Ice: 200, Fire: -150
Attack type – “Frozen” (0 Hit/ N/A/ N/A) (when it’s the Frozen Roralil’s turn to attack it stays in place, and text “Frozen in place: need of help” appears)
Gold gained: Scaled
Experience gained: Scaled
Slimified Ribald: http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=4161807
Level: Scaled
Element: Nature
Damage: Scaled
Damage Type: Melee
HP: Scaled
MP: Scaled
Stats: STR: 0, INT: 0, DEX: 0, END: 0, CHA: 0, LUK: 0
Defenses: Melee: 0, Range: 0, Magic: 0, Parry: 0, Dodge: 0, Block: 0
Offenses: Crit: 2, Bonus: 0, Boost: 0%
Resistances: None
Attack type 1 - dances around before hitting you doing 1 scaled / 4-13 melee nature attack
Attack type 2 - jumps and kicks you doing 1 scaled / 4-13 melee nature attack
Gold gained: Scaled
Experience gained: Scaled
Slimified Sneevil: http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=4419867
Level: Scaled
Element: None
Damage: Scaled
Damage Type: Melee
HP: Scaled
MP: Scaled
Stats: STR: 0, INT: 0, DEX: 0, END: 0, CHA: 0, LUK: 0
Defenses: Melee: 5, Range: 5, Magic: 5, Parry: 0, Dodge: 0, Block: 0
Offenses: Crit: 5, Bonus: 0, Boost: 0%
Resistances: None
Attack type 1 - "Sneevil Kick" (1 Hit / Melee / None)
Attack type 2 - "Sneevil Knife" (1 Hit / Melee / None)
Gold gained: Scaled
Experience gained: Scaled
Uni (War Boss)
Level: Scaled
Element: Energy
Damage: Scaled
Damage Type: Magic
HP: Scaled
MP: Scaled
Stats: STR: 7, INT: 17, DEX: 10, END: 14, CHA: 1, LUK: 2
Defenses: Melee: 1, Pierce: 1, Magic: 2, Parry: 1, Dodge: 1, Block: 1
Offenses: Crit: 3, Bonus: 1, Boost: 0%
Resistances: Ice: -15, Darkness: -5, Water: -20, Light: 25, Fire: 75, Immobility: 80, Shrink: 100, Energy: 200
Attack Type 1 – “Horned” Runs forward and stabs opponent with horn (2 Hit / Magic / Energy)
Attack Type 2 – “Sparkle-Sparkle!” Sparkles with white sparks and have a 50% chance of stunning opponent for two turns.
Attack Type 3 – “Rainbow” Shoots a rainbow-beam at the opponent through eyes (3 Hit / Magic / Energy)
Attack Type 4 – “Eye of the Unicorn” Eyes glitter and adds +80 Block for two turns.
Library Rat
Level: Scaled
Element: Nature
Damage: Scaled
Damage Type: Melee
HP: Scaled
MP: Scaled
Stats: STR: 5, INT: 0, DEX: 0, END: 2, CHA: 2, LUK: 3
Defenses: Melee: 0, Pierce: 0, Magic: 0, Parry: 1, Dodge: 0, Block: 1
Offenses: Crit: 3, Bonus: 1, Boost: 0%
Resistances: Nature 200, Shrink 100, Fire -50, Energy - 100
Attack Type 1 – “Omnomnom” Walks over and noms on opponent (3 Hit / Melee / Nature)
Attack Type 1 – “Rush” Rushes straight at opponent (1 Hit / Melee / Nature)
Tar-Tar
Level: Scaled
Element: Metal
Damage: Scaled
Damage Type: Melee
HP: Scaled
MP: Scaled
Stats: STR: 5, INT: 0, DEX: 0, END: 2, CHA: 2, LUK: 3
Defenses: Melee: 0, Pierce: 0, Magic: 0, Parry: 1, Dodge: 0, Block: 1
Offenses: Crit: 3, Bonus: 1, Boost: 0%
Resistances: Nature 200, Shrink 100, Fire -15, Energy -25
Attack Type 1 – “Snap-Snap” Jumps and snaps at opponent’s throat (1 Hit / Melee / Nature)
Attack Type 2 – “Shoe Trap” Walks over and eats on the opponent’s shoes (2 Hit / Melee / Nature)
Attack type 3 – “Crazy Laugh” Laugh and points at opponent (3 Hit / Melee / Nature)
Weapons, Accessories & Shops (including drops)
Quest Drops & Items from War-shops:
Name: Cubified Headgear
Level: 15, 30, 45, 60
Type: Helm
Element: Ice
Description: Good way to keep your cool.
Bonuses: (15) Crit +1, Parry 1, Magic Def 2, END 2, DEX 2, Ice +5 / (30) Crit +2, Parry 1, Magic Def 3, END 4, DEX 4, Ice +6 / (45) Crit +4, Parry 2, Magic Def 4, END 5, DEX 5, Ice +7 / (60) Crit +6, Parry 3, Magic Def 3, END 4, DEX 4, Ice +8
Rarity: N/A
Location Mesile Bro > Weishaupt’s Quests > Go north!
Price/Sellback 50 / 100 / 150 / 200 Gold
Name: Dodge like a slime!
Level: 20
Type: Trinket
Element: Energy
Description: Have you ever seen anything avoid attacks better than a slime? Well, even if you have, forget about that now. Now you can be just as good as dodging as them; just BE the slime!
Animation: A slimey shield appears around the character and is then absorbed/sucked into the hero. When this happens the character cries out “Eeeewww!” á la Warrior warcry style.
Bonuses: Bonus 3, Crit 3
Rarity: N/A
Location Mesile Bro > Weishaupt’s Quests > Go north!
Price/Sellback 75 Gold
Name: It’s Raining Slimes! (Summoning Gem)
Level: 20
Type: Trinket
Element: Darkness
Description: I’m gonna go out, I’m gonna let myself get; absolutely soaking… slimed…?
Animation: A crowd of tiny roralils appear out of nowhere, raining down on the enemy. 5 hit attack.
Bonuses: Bonus 4, Crit 2
Rarity: N/A
Location Mesile Bro > Weishaupt’s Quests > Happiness Glorb!
Price/Sellback 45 Gold
Name: Bottle of Lava
Level: 1
Type: Junk
Element: N/A
Description: One of Tar-Tar’s bottles that he normally uses to light up his temple. The slime inside seems trapped.
Bonuses: N/A
Rarity: N/A
Location Mesile Bro > Weishaupt’s Quests > Happiness Glorb!
Price/Sellback 250 Gold.
Name: Elemental festival flier!
Level: 1
Type: Junk
Element: N/A
Description: Someone’s invited, but it isn’t you.
Bonuses: N/A
Rarity: N/A
Location Mesile Bro > Weishaupt’s Quests > Happiness Glorb!
Price/Sellback 400 Gold.
Name: Cloak of the Caped Crusader
Level: 15/30/45/60
Type: Cape
Element: Darkness
Description: You stole his cloak!
Bonuses: (15) Crit +1, Bonus +1, END 2, INT 2, Melee Def 2, +3 Darkness / (30) Crit +2, Bonus +3, END 3, INT 5, Melee Def 3, +5 Darkness / (45) Crit +3, Bonus +5, END 5, INT 7, Melee Def 4, +7 Darkness / (60) Crit +5, Bonus +6, END 6, INT 8, Melee Def 5, +9 Darkness
Rarity: N/A
Location Mesile Bro > Weishaupt’s Quests > Contact the Cloaked Crusader
Price/Sellback 50 / 100 / 150 / 200
Name: Caped Crusader Throwin’ Rock
Level: 1
Type: Junk
Element: N/A
Description: A rock shaped like a cape!
Bonuses: N/A
Rarity: N/A
Location Mesile Bro > Weishaupt’s Quests > Contact the Cloaked Crusader
Price/Sellback 200
Name: Caped Crusader Berry-Basket
Level: 1
Type: Junk
Element: N/A
Description: A basket for crime-fighting and berry picking.
Bonuses: N/A
Rarity: N/A
Location Mesile Bro > Weishaupt’s Quests > Contact the Cloaked Crusader
Price/Sellback 400
Name: The Cluer’s Top-Hat
Level: 15/30/45/60
Type: Helm
Element: Light
Description: Seems like The Cluer doesn’t want this rainbow colored hat anymore!
Bonuses: (15) Crit +2, LUK 2, INT 1, STR 1, Pierce Def 1, Magic Def 1, Light +2 / (30) Crit +3, LUK 3, INT 3, STR 3, Pierce Def 2, Magic Def 2, Light +4 / (45) Crit +4, LUK 5, INT 4, STR 4, Pierce Def 3, Magic def 3, Light +6 / (60) Crit +6, LUK 7, INT 5, STR 6, Pierce Def 4, Magic Def 4, Light +15
Rarity: N/A
Location Mesile Bro > Weishaupt’s Quests > Play With Me
Price/Sellback 75 / 125 / 175 / 225 Gold
Name: The Cluer’s Garbage-bag
Level: 1
Type: Junk
Element: N/A
Description: Maybe it’ll be easier to figure him out if you go through his trash.
Bonuses: N/A
Rarity: N/A
Location Mesile Bro > Weishaupt’s Quests > Play With Me
Price/Sellback 175 Gold
Name: Scribbles & Plans
Level: 1
Type: Junk
Element: N/A
Description: Unfortunately this doesn’t reveal anything interesting. Maybe you should warn The Cloaked Crusader that his cave will be invaded by ducks in a few days though?
Bonuses: N/A
Rarity: N/A
Location Mesile Bro > Weishaupt’s Quests > Play With Me
Price/Sellback 275 Gold
Name: Slimified/Super Slimified/Super Special Slimified/Super Special Awesome Slimified Staff
Level: 15/30/45/60
Type: Staff
Damage: 15 – 30 / 25 – 65 / 50 – 70 / 67 - 87
Element: N/A
Special: -
Description: You made it through, and The Cluer wants to show his appreciation. The slimes might not be proud of it, but doesn’t it feel just THAT awesome to fight with the element “N/A”?
Bonuses: (15) Crit +2, END 2, INT 2, LUK 2, Magic Def 1, Stun +5 / (30) Crit +3, END 3, INT 4, LUK 3, Magic Def 2, Stun +10 / (45) Crit +4, END 5, INT 5, LUK 5, Magic Def 3, Stun +15 / (60) Crit +6, END 6, INT 7, LUK 7, Magic Def 4, Stun +20
Rarity: N/A
Location: Mesile Bro > War! >The Cluer’s Gift Shop
Price: 10 Frozen Slime Bead(s) & 10 Defender Medals / 15 Frozen Slime Bead(s) & 15 Defender Medals / 20 Frozen Slime Bead(s) & 20 Defender Medals / 25 Frozen Slime Bead(s) & 25 Defender Medals
Sellback: 0 Gold
Name: Slimified/Super Slimified/Super Special Slimified/Super Special Awesome Slimified Sword
Level: 15/30/45/60
Type: Sword
Damage: 15 – 30 / 25 – 65 / 50 – 70 / 67 - 87
Element: N/A
Special: -
Description: You made it through, and The Cluer wants to show his appreciation. The slimes might not be proud of it, but doesn’t it feel just THAT awesome to fight with the element “N/A”?
Bonuses: (15) Crit +2, END 2, STR 2, LUK 2, Melee Def 1, Stun +5 / (30) Crit +3, END 3, STR 4, LUK 3, Melee Def 2, Stun +10 / (45) Crit +4, END 5, STR 5, LUK 5, Melee Def 3, Stun +15 / (60) Crit +6, END 6, STR 7, LUK 7, Melee Def 4, Stun +20
Rarity: N/A
Location: Mesile Bro > War! >The Cluer’s Gift Shop
Price: 10 Frozen Slime Bead(s) & 10 Defender Medals / 15 Frozen Slime Bead(s) & 15 Defender Medals / 20 Frozen Slime Bead(s) & 20 Defender Medals / 25 Frozen Slime Bead(s) & 25 Defender Medals
Sellback: 0 Gold
Name: Slimified/Super Slimified/Super Special Slimified/Super Special Awesome Slimified Daggers
Level: 15/30/45/60
Type: Dagger
Damage: 15 – 30 / 25 – 65 / 50 – 70 / 67 - 87
Element: N/A
Special: -
Description: You made it through, and The Cluer wants to show his appreciation. The slimes might not be proud of it, but doesn’t it feel just THAT awesome to fight with the element “N/A”?
Bonuses: (15) Crit +2, END 2, DEX 2, LUK 2, Pierce Def 1, Stun +5 / (30) Crit +3, END 3, DEX 4, LUK 3, Pierce Def 2, Stun +10 / (45) Crit +4, END 5, DEX 5, LUK 5, Pierce Def 3, Stun +15 / (60) Crit +6, END 6, DEX 7, LUK 7, Pierce Def 4, Stun +20
Rarity: N/A
Location: Mesile Bro > War! >The Cluer’s Gift Shop
Price: 10 Frozen Slime Bead(s) & 10 Defender Medals / 15 Frozen Slime Bead(s) & 15 Defender Medals / 20 Frozen Slime Bead(s) & 20 Defender Medals / 25 Frozen Slime Bead(s) & 25 Defender Medals
Sellback: 0 Gold
Name: Slime de Frost
Location: Mesile Bro > War! > 100% Cutscene (also called “BOSS BATTLE!!1!”) / Falconreach > War! > 100% Cutscene (also called “BOSS BATTLE!!1!”)
Price: N/A
Required Items: N/A
Sellback: 300 Gold
Level: 15 / 30 / 45 / 60
Damage: 5-17 / 14-19 / 16-21 / 18-25
Element: N/A
Bonuses: Crit +1 / Crit +2, Bonus +1 / Crit +3, Bonus +2 / Crit +5, Bonus +4
Rarity: N/A
Attack Type 1 – Slides over and punches opponent (1 hit / Melee / N/A)
Attack Type 2 – Throws a spits twirly frightfully cold breath at opponent (3 hit / Melee / N/A)
Shops & Shop Items
Shop Name: Redalf’s Shop
Shop Keeper: Redalf
Type of shop: House Item Shop
Items: Cloaked Crusader Stylish Statue, Classy Cluer Questionmark Canvas, Caveish Crusader Curtains, Roralil Guarden Guardian
Welcome Message: The Cluer and The Cloaked Crusader once had this shop with items made in the honor of themselves.
Talk Dialouge: They really over-estimated how popular they were. I still have loads of boxes with stuff, feel free to look through ‘em.
Name: Cloaked Crusader Stylish Statue
Description: A Cloaked Crusader statue to keep in your garden. O.B.S Will only be sold to fangirls/fanboys on order of the Cloaked Crusader, as he does not wish for anyone using the statue for training purposes.
Location: Mesile Bro > Redalf’s Shop
Price: 1000 gold
Sellback: 100 gold
Effect: None
Level: 1
Rarity: N/A
Item Type: Stuff
Name: Classy Cluer Questionmark Canvas
Description: A wonderfully wellmade painting of a questionmark, to represent your love for The Cluer: a man who doesn’t stay in one place long enough to have his picture painted.
Location: Mesile Bro > Redalf’s Shop
Price: 1000 gold
Sellback: 100 gold
Effect: None
Level: 1
Rarity: N/A
Item Type: Stuff
Name: Caveish Crusader Curtains
Description: A window displaying the wonderful nature of Mesile Bro. The curtains framing it look very much like they were stolen directly from the Cloaked Crusader’s wardrobe.
Location: Mesile Bro > Redalf’s Shop
Price: 2500 gold
Sellback: 250 gold
Effect: None
Level: 1
Rarity: N/A
Item Type: Stuff
Name: Roralil Garden Guardian
Description: A tiny slime from the Roralil tribe. He’s been hired to guard your garden, however, due to the trouble he has with his short-time memory you should watch out. There’s a risk that he’ll confuse you with intruders. Be afraid. Be very afraid…
Location: Mesile Bro > Redalf’s Shop
Price: 3000 gold
Sellback: 300 gold
Effect: None
Level: 1
Rarity: N/A
Item Type: Stuff
Shop Name: The Cluer’s Gift-Shop
Shop Keeper: The Cluer
Type of shop: Merge Shop/Weapon Shop
Items: Slimified/Super Slimified/Super Special Slimified/Super Special Awesome Slimified Daggers, Slimified/Super Slimified/Super Special Slimified/Super Special Awesome Slimified Staff, Slimified/Super Slimified/Super Special Slimified/Super Special Awesome Slimified Sword.
Welcome Message: Just thought I’d show you how grateful I am. The Cloaked Crusader helped me put together these weapons for you.
Talk Dialouge: N/A
Descriptions
Monsters:
Sock-puppet: A light-green sock puppet that reaches the hero to his/her knee. Black buttons for eyes and a happy smile made out of white stitches. To the right there’s a white patch stitched on, probably to fix a hole. Stitches for mouth and patch are white.
2nd Version: There’s also a red version of the sock-puppet. It has green buttons for eyes and an orange patch stitched on. Stitches for mouth and patch are yellow.
3rd Version: There’s also a blue version of the sock-puppet. It has white buttons for eyes and an turquoise patch stitched on. Stitches for mouth and patch are black.
Slimified Sock Puppet: It has the same design as the sock-puppet, but with parts of red slime clinging to it, not all over it of course. Parts of red slime seeping out from eyes, and some parts of the body; the red slime goes for all three different colorings of the sock-puppet.
Slimified Undead: Just like the classic Zombie Design but with parts of pink slime on its body.
Escaped Cloak: A black hooded cloak, about as big as a normal character. All black, hanging in the air, minding its own business.
Captured Thug: Looks exactly like the good ol’ Renegade Scout Design but with shackles ‘round his wrists.
Redalf: The classic Squishnox design, but black.
Roralil Elemental: With the normal Elemental Look but Roralil-ified. Which means purple with lighterpurple/pink swirls and a brighter purple in the “gem” on the forehead.
Marionette: Version 1: A tiny version of Trouble, attached to strings. The strings are attached to the bar which is floating above the marionette, controlling the puppet with magic.
Version 2: A replica of Robo-Uni is attached to the strings (for description of Robo-Uni see “Descriptions > NPCs > Robo-Uni”)
Version 3. A tiny version The Cluer (for description of The Cluer see ”Descriptions > NPCs > The Cluer”). The strings are attached to the bar which is floating above the marionette, controlling the puppet with magic.
Cubified Roralil: (for description of an un-frozen version of Roralils, see “Descriptions > NPCs > Roralil”) The Cubified (/frozen) Roralils are obviously based shaped on slimes, but instead of dripping, ornamental and roundish they’re more ice-cube-like. They’re just… cube-y allover.
Uni: Uni is a robot unicorn, so he’s colored in a metallic silverish color. The mane and tail is rainbow-ish and his eyes are light blue. He’s covered with nails keeping him together, and from time to time he breathes small puffs of smoke.
Tar-Tar: See > NPCs > Tar-Tar
Library Rat: A sophisticated part of the VurrMan tribe, always wearing glasses and a hat.
NPCs:
The Cluer: He’s wearing a light green, overly decorated hat and a dark-green coat covered with question-marks. His boots are silver-ish and glittering, as if someone’s glued sugar all over them (maybe someone has). His hair is black with streaks of gray, and his eyes dark, with a hint of yellow.
The Shadowy Silhouette: No features are seen. It’s just a black silhouette against the starlit, winter-y night. Long wavy hair twirls in the wind, and the she’s wearing a long coat and boots. And goggles. This is the only things possible to see.
The Stalky Silhouette: A small, roundish thing. Tiny ears and tiny legs. Nothing else is visible, really.
Hallie Slidepath/The woman: She has long white, curly hair. She have a long, simple black coat, that ends just at the ground. Her boots are quite simple too, ‘cept for the silver-buckles. On her head she’s wearing goggles. Her eyes are dark, her skin pale and her lips forever in an ironic smile. Strapped on her back is a sword, of which you can only see the very futuristic handle and the rest of the blade that peak out is wrapped carelessly in what looks like toilet paper. In her left hand she carries a small control bar for marionettes.
The Caped Crusader: A man all dressed in black and wavy capes. Not much can be seen of him except for the black of his clothes and mask.
Roralil: Shaped just the same way as the other slimes and globs of Lore.
Redalf: See > Descriptions > Monsters > Redalf
Haika Figwit: A quite transparent dude. He has big curious eyes, but a glass infront of one of them. He’s wearing a loose-fit black shirt with a green-ish vest. His hair is dark and messy, and his trousers are black, but fading out in nothingess. As he’s, well, a ghost.
Tar-Tar: A small, wide-eyed, constantly-shaking, brown rat. Normal rat-size.
Blargh-sephine: A kind looking woman. She has long brown hair kept in a pony-tail and gray eyes. Her dress is dark red with long sleeves, and on top of it she’s wearing a white chaperon. But the left part of her is completely covered by a purple Roralil slime. There’s one eye from the slime visible, about where Blargh-sephine’s left eye would’ve been without the slime. The rest of Blargh-sephine’s body can be seen faintly through the slime.
Maps and surroundings:
Starting Room: Two houses, with a space between them, seemingly leading to a glade. To the left of the opening of the glade is Weishaupt standing. One of the houses is the Town-Inn, and the other one os the Mesile Bro barber-shop.
Room Straight Forward > In the glade > Griffin Room: The Griffin Room, with a mighty Slimified Griffin, a griffin ramp so it can take off properly and beautiful nature. At the “end” of the glade you can see beyond the tree-tops and glimpse a castle.
Room to the left (from the Starting Room seen): Two houses. The Town-Library, and a closed off house.
Room to the right: Nothing. Beautiful flowers plus a few Sandylion’s and Dandytiger’s standing along the path staring viciously at the people passing by.
Room to the right of the room to the right, also called “Room to the right 2”: The closed-off, private Cape-Cave can be seen in the left “corner” of the room. Outside of the cave a big, black slime (Redalf) is standing. To the right in the room there’s a kind of ragged old temple, partly covered with vines standing. The lights are on in the windows of the temple.
Description of the basic look of the different shops/houses:
Mesile Bro Barber ShopA big, metallic questionmark (taller than a normal DF-character) in a scissor-covered room. The questionmark has arms with razors and scissors sticking out here and there, looking somewhat in between murder-machine and odd statue. On the questionmark there’s a note:
“Clue me this, clue me that
Figure out how this works fast
And you won’t get repeatedly hit with a bat!
Yours Sincerely
~The Cluer”
The Inn: All tables are empty, the chairs are placed kind of everywhere. Total disorder. Some of the furniture has traces of purple slime left on them. Behind the counter (which has a giant questionmark engraved on the front of it) Blargh-sephine is standing. For description of Blargh-sephine, see Descriptions > NPCs > Blargh-sephine
Library: The Library is a small house. When you enter it, however, the room seems to reach on towards the sky and beyond, and the row of books infront of you seems to stretch on into endlessness. On the floor several scrolls and books are spread out.
To the left the NPC is standing, much of him isn’t visible. He seems to blend with the surroundings in a kinda dust-like way. Beside him is a bird-cage with a bird-skeleton lying on the bottom.
Temple/Last outpost: This used to be a temple but was abandoned before The Cluer moved here. It was then remade to what it is now; the last place to stop for shelter before you start traveling across the arctic wastelands (which eventually reaches Dragesvard). The NPC is a tiny rat on the floor, about as big as a normal DF-characters foot… or so.
Thank you so much for reading it all! I've worked on this for a really long time... such a long time that slimes have become a totally obsession for me. Those tiny, adoreable little monsters ^-^
Might write more about this town. Or stories relating to it, at least. I don't trust my stat-skills btw, so I suspect that my weapons would have to be totally re-balanced and stuff.
Hope you liked it ^-^
~Hallie
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