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swenson -> RE: =MtAK= Meet the ArchKnight: Saojun (7/15/2008 16:22:52)
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Hullo, I suppose... *yawn* I'm tired. Are you tired?
Hi swenson. Tired? A bit.
If the answer to the above question was yes, why? If it was no, why not?
Answering questions and making up for lost time.
If the answer to the above question was "I dunno" or something to that effect, does that mean you are too tired to come up with something clever to say? Conversely, if it was something else, does it mean you are so ridiculously clever you never have to say I dunno?
That I dunno.
If the answer to the above question was yes, providing you answered the first part of the second question and you answered no to the first question, why are you lying? If the answer to the above question was no, providing you answered the first part of the second question and answered yes to the first question, does that mean you're just clever all the time, or are you just lying about being tired? If the answer to the above question was no, providing you answered the second part of the second question, do you really have such a low opinion of yourself? If the answer to the second part of the second question, being the above question, was yes, are you just saying that out of an inflated ego?
My ego isn't inflated. :P
If the third part of the above question was yes and the second part of the second question was no and the answer to the first question was purple...
Huh?
OK, OK, I'll stop now. [;)] Toldja I was tired.
So! How's your summer thus far? Got any sunburn? Or do you live in a place where it's winter right now? If so, got any frostbite?
It's fine. No sunburns yet.
*yawn* I should go to sleep... oh wait, it's only 4.22 PM. Maybe I should go to bed at an earlier time than 4.00 AM, then...
Then why aren't you asleep yet?
Anyway, time for some logic questions. Or something.
If a genie suddenly appeared and offered you three wishes, what would you wish for?
Wisdom. That's all.
If, while the genie was preparing to grant you said wishes, a ragged urchin boy ran in and stole the lamp the genie appeared out of, taking the genie with him, would you chase after the boy to get the genie back, accept that the kid probably needed three wishes more than you did, cry, convince yourself that the boy was undoubtedly Aladdin and to deprive him of the lamp would mess up his story, inform the authorities of a lamp-snatching urchin boy, or rub your eyes and decide you need to start drinking stronger coffee? (I suppose you can make up your own if you'd like... [:D])
I'll just let the boy go. He needs the wishes more than I do anyway. :D
If you were sitting in a crowded theatre watching an opera and across the room you saw your very worst enemy coming to kill you, would you quickly tell your companions that you need to go to the bathroom and hope to sneak away, wait until the soprano hits a high note and dash off while everyone is distracted, scream "FIRE!!" and escape in the resulting confusion, call the usher over and have him remove the enemy from the premises, use your grappling hook to disappear by climbing up into the rich people boxes, drop to the floor and squirm your way to the exit under people's seats, or stand up and challenge your enemy to a duel right then and there?
What would a ninja do? Besides, I don't watch opera much.
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