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Dragonman -> San Robin (5/25/2012 22:20:59)
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San Robin
Location: Falconreach Inn, Interview, Aeris Battlespire (Book 3), Supervillain Showdown!, Edamlet, FwendQuest, Temple of the E-Damed, The Gouda-Grotto, A Lincoln Log to the past, The Legen-dairy Artifact, Feta Finale, The Felonious Five, A Boneheaded Brawl, Return of the Felonious Five, Transformative Thankstaking
Quests given
Temple of the E-Damed
The Gouda-Grotto
A Lincoln Log to the past
The Legen-dairy Artifact
Feta Finale
Shops owned
Falconreach Inn
Golden Prize
Robins Shop
Roblos Shop
Aeris Battlespire (Book 3)
Blade of Janus (Shop)
Dialogue
Falconreach Inn (Books 1 and 2)
San Robin: Holy Undeniably Cheesy, Roblos, a customer!
Talk
San Robin: Holy... um... spelunking, Roblos! And stop calling me Robin.
San Robin: *cough* SAN Robin, that is...
San Robin: Dynamically!
San Robin: You never know what will happen if the wrong person gets his hands on that information!
...Cheese?
San Robin: I don't understand the question.
San Robin: Look, I'll tell you just like I told Roblos. I like cheese. Of all fruit it is by far the most nutritious.
San Robin: HEY, MISTER! DON'T YOU GO INSULTING CHEESE LIKE THAT!
San Robin: OH YEAH?!
San Robin: EVIL-DOER?! You started this!!!
Adventure!
San Robin: I'm kinda hungry....
Falconreach Inn (Book 3)
San Robin: Holy Undeniably Cheesy, Roblos, a customer!
Talk
San Robin: Holy... um... spelunking, Roblos! And stop calling me Robin.
San Robin: *cough* SAN Robin, that is...
San Robin: Dynamically!
San Robin: You never know what will happen if the wrong person gets his hands on that information!
...Cheese?
San Robin: I don't understand the question.
San Robin: Look, I'll tell you just like I told Roblos. I like cheese. Of all fruit it is by far the most nutritious.
San Robin: HEY, MISTER! DON'T YOU GO INSULTING CHEESE LIKE THAT!
San Robin: OH YEAH?!
San Robin: EVIL-DOER?! You started this!!!
Anything New?
San Robin: It was delicious!
Batoro?
San Robin: I hate that guy....
San Robin: And sometimes us...
San Robin: I really hate that guy...
Interview
San Robin: It was! But since you're being a popular "Hero" now, I have to do it!
San Robin: Well, with Batoro roaming around at night beating up criminals, Roblos and I, we didn't get as much gold from drops as we used to....
San Robin: And then I found some delicious cheese in some shop.... aaand I maybe kinda definitely spent all our money again.
San Robin: Yeah, I feel just as rotten as that time I ate that Carsu Marzu...
Supervillain Showdown!
San Robin: Are you ready to fight, <Character>?
San Robin: The first villain in the line is Hel-X-e. She may seem like a harlequin but don't be mistaken. She's nimble, strong, and her poison isn't funny at ALL!
San Robin: They're two mutated raven brothers named "Corvus" and "Oz"! They can heal themselves and steal your mana!
San Robin: I still remember the first time Roblos and I had to fight the Ravens... *shivers* that will never be a good memory!
San Robin: The next villain will be a tricky one!
San Robin: The next villain is really Toxic...
San Robin: Toxic Myra has evil in every (plant)fibre of her being.
San Robin: She can control plants to poison you, I hope you have green thumbs because you're going to need them with this one!
San Robin: You took them all down, <Character>! They're not done yet though... can you defeat them when more than one is attacking?
Edamlet
San Robin: Oh <Character>, I'm glad you're here!
San Robin: As you might know, tonight I will start my one-man show.
San Robin: But sadly enough I've heard that some fiends will try to sabotage it.
San Robin: I have no clue, those guys obviously don't have the briefined taste that's required to like my show.
San Robin: So if you could please keep an eye on how things are going back-stage, I would be very grateful.
San Robin: He's keeping an eye on the audience.
San Robin: Sweet! Thank you!
San Robin: To brie, or not to brie? That... is the question...!
San Robin: Alas, poor Yorkshire, I knew him, Taleggio.
San Robin: Havarti now!
San Robin: Thank you! Thank you!
San Robin: Fine! You're not worthy of my talent anyway!
San Robin: That's it! Come here, you!
Frostval (Chapter 10)
FwendQuest
San Robin: Cluck Cluckmooooooooo Cluck!
San Robin: I'm trying to find the best way to get chickencow cheese... Right now I'm trying to talk to it.
San Robin: Hmm... what if I shake it? Sorry, what did you say?
San Robin: Definitely! My favorite must be briescream!
San Robin: Can my chickencow come?
San Robin: Ok! Let's go then!
San Robin: Hey buddy!
San Robin: Oh... ok.
San Robin: You two have fun....
San Robin: I do! Have you, by chance, ever had cheese before...?
Temple of the E-Damed
San Robin: I'd rather discuss this with you alone... Here, I'll mark on your map somewhere where we can talk.
San Robin: <Character>! What a coincidence to see you here!
San Robin: All those pesky details...
San Robin: Right to the point then... I need you to get me an ancient item!
San Robin: Wha-no... Nooo why would you think that?!
San Robin: I see your point... but I promise it doesn't have anything to do with cheese.
San Robin: I need this ancient artifact to have one of my weapons enhanced by someone.
San Robin: Hmm... I thought you knew.
San Robin: About my dark secret...
San Robin: No, I'm afraid it's true... you see... I... I'm... mana-impaired. I can't use magic.
San Robin: Because I... I'd rather not talk about it...
San Robin: It's just at the end of these ruins. Good luck!
The Gouda-Grotto
San Robin: Oh, I was waiting for you, come in!
San Robin: <Character>, What are you doing here? I thought my cheese of the month was arriving.
San Robin: Really? Ask away!
San Robin: Well "lied" is a big word, I prefer to call it "bending the truth a little".
San Robin: Vurrmen? It can't be!
San Robin: They returned...
San Robin: It's a long story.
San Robin: *sigh* Alright then... Years ago I needed some help gathering artifacts for enchantments and joined a...
San Robin: ... treasure hunting clan who described themselves as "Cheese loving treasure hunters".
San Robin: Exactly! Imagine my surprise when I found out they were mainly Vurrmen! I couldn't brie-lieve it!
San Robin: After the first shock I still decided to join them, they were surprisingly intelligent and knew their way around ruins.
San Robin: The first few months were great, we explored a lot of temples and found all sorts of strong artifacts.
San Robin: I even designed those cheese blades they're wielding now.
San Robin: But then they decided to not just explore abandoned temples... inhabited temples were next on their list.
San Robin: I couldn't let that happen, I HATE bandits and pillagers.
San Robin: In a way.
San Robin: I took their weapons and collapsed the entrance to the cave they made their home.
San Robin: They must've tried to re-make the design or perhaps they found some prototypes.
San Robin: But the fact that they're back disturbs me... say, could you-
San Robin: Not exactly what I was going to say, but it works.
San Robin: They cleared the entrance, this isn't good at all!
San Robin: Watch out for the boss though! "The big cheese" is a crafty creature.
San Robin: I know you won't. Good luck, I know you will mascarpown them.
A Lincoln Log to the past
San Robin: Oh, you're back? I thought you were still at the Gouda-grotto.
San Robin: How did it go?
San Robin: That's gouda to hear!
San Robin: Things? Like what?
San Robin: I really don't like to talk about that...
San Robin: But I think you have the right to know.
San Robin: You see, I haven't always lived in Falconreach. I was orphaned at a very young age and was taken in by a group of traveling merchants.
San Robin: Don't worry about it, my time with the merchants was great!
San Robin: We were like one big family, the traders taught me how to barter and the smithy taught me the basics of blacksmithing.
San Robin: We traveled all across Lore, I've seen many places, met many people.
San Robin: I've sailed with people from Osprey Cove and had weapon training with the ninjas from the Shadow of the Wind Village.
San Robin: You can say that! And it's kind of necessary when you have a magic problem like mine.
San Robin: But all in all it wasn't a "normal" life, but I was happy.
San Robin: It really was.
San Robin: Until... The merchants... my family... we were attacked by bandits.
San Robin: I fought as hard as I could, I managed to beat a bunch of bandits, but during the fight, a loose arrow knocked down a tree branch...
San Robin: ... which landed on top of my head. I woke up in a nearby village, some villagers found me and my family.
San Robin: They told me I was the only survivor.
San Robin: The bandits must've thought I was dead... the only reason I survived is pure dumb "luck".
San Robin: I was furious, but...
San Robin: I realized I couldn't do much at that moment, so I decided to keep traveling around and train while keeping an eye on nearby bandit activity.
San Robin: During my travels, I met Roblos... and we decided to train and fight crime together.
San Robin: Yes... we don't always see eye to eye, but in the end he is my best friend.
San Robin: I haven't managed to find them yet.
San Robin: I appreciate that.
San Robin: It's getting dark, we better get back to Falconreach.
San Robin: But there's still tons during the day!
The Legen-dairy Artifact
San Robin: I know how to track down the bandits! Are you up for it?
San Robin: <Character>! At last you're here!
San Robin: I found a way to find the bandits!
San Robin: I was reading a book I just bought, "Stinky Cheeses of Lore and Where to Find Them".
San Robin: And it described a mythical cheese with a smell so strong, it will grant you visions of whatever your heart desires!
San Robin: In a way! But don't you see?! I could find the bandits this way!
San Robin: But we do! The book has pictures AND a map!
San Robin: Not really.
San Robin: The book describes that you will have to battle your way through the cave to find and battle the Wizard of the cheese!
San Robin: The book also says the cheese will only grant visions to those who REALLY love cheese.
San Robin: Let's see...
San Robin: Hmmmmmm...
San Robin: Ah, here it is! "Temporary loss of smell, taste and consciousness".
San Robin: Right!
San Robin: Oh, it's such an epic name! "The Camembert of Clairvoyance"!
San Robin: We just follow the yellow brieck road.
San Robin: *snicker*
San Robin: Hey, a cheese pun is a cheese pun!
San Robin: Humbolt travelers, looking for answers.
San Robin: Are you the Guardian of the Camembert of Clairvoyance?
San Robin: It's an honour to meet you, Bishop! My friend and I would like to make use of the Camembert.
San Robin: <Character>!
San Robin: How is this possible?! In one hit!?
San Robin: Not... worthy?! This person is the worthiest I know! I WILL prove you wrong!
San Robin: I- I challenge you to a pun off!
San Robin: Try me! Cue the epic music!!!
San Robin: Woo! Master of puns!
San Robin: What was that?
San Robin: Oh... kay...
San Robin: Yup, I'm the pun master!
San Robin: Ah!
San Robin: <Character>! I know where the bandits are!
San Robin: Will there be cheese?
San Robin: Count me in!
San Robin: But what did you mean by "help"?
San Robin: Right! Let's go, <Character>!
Feta Finale
San Robin: It's time to bring those bandits to cheesy justice!
San Robin: I did! Or... I saw one of them, but somehow KNEW where the place was.
San Robin: Probably.
San Robin: I've thought long and hard about it, but... I'll just turn them in so they can get their just punishment.
San Robin: I have to follow the good guy code! This IS my revenge.
San Robin: Well, we still have a way to go until we get to the bandits, so I guess I can tell you.
San Robin: And that's how I beat the rabid Taleggio tog and earned the right to use the Camembert!
San Robin: I challenged Bishop to a pun-off and won.
San Robin: Whichever you like, both were edam epic!
San Robin: Oh don't worry, there's stilltons of them left!
San Robin: Hold!
San Robin: Over there.
San Robin: Guard Togs. And these probably aren't the only ones.
San Robin: Sounds like a plan! Battle on, <Character>!
San Robin: I'll say.
San Robin: Nope, came across a lot of mercenaries and other creatures, but no bandits.
San Robin: And yet I feel we're close.
San Robin: Over there!
San Robin: We finally found you!
San Robin: I don't have the faintest clue.
San Robin: I won't let you get away with this!
San Robin: I- I don't know, I... think I need some time, would you mind bringing him to jail for me?
San Robin: I think so... I'll be at my usual spot, if you could please meet me later?
San Robin: Magic? Me?
Thankstaking (Chapter 12)
The Felonious Five
???: <Character>!!!
San Robin: I've been looking for you. Rumors of a vile alliance of villains have reached my ears.
San Robin: The dastardly Nix is definitely involved. I brie-live their alliance has gotten their hands on an unspeakably evil orb with lots of power.
San Robin: I camembert the orb's exact powers, I sort of bleu through the text on it.
San Robin: Well, I'll stay nearby. I want to be sure they don't cause any trouble.
San Robin: So... That happened.
San Robin: Didn't you say you thought you saw Sally?
A Boneheaded Brawl
San Robin: It's really REALLY old and very dangerous. The effect you saw today is one of its more elementary uses.
San Robin: You'd cheddar make sure you get that orb.
San Robin: Ancient. A weapon from a war an epoch ago.
San Robin: I brie-live I remember a reference to... Exalted, and Elementals. It's really fuzzy.
San Robin: Probably a good idea if you don't touch it directly. Wrap a cloak around it first, or something.
San Robin: No. We'll have to make sure we find it.
San Robin: Agreed. Let's head back.
San Robin: What's that sound?!
Thankstaking (Chapter 13)
Return of the Felonious Five
San Robin: <Character>!
San Robin: Oh? What makes you say that?
San Robin: Good point. I'll scout around town. Shouldn't be too hard to find any signs of sentient food invading, right?
San Robin: Doesn't it?
San Robin: That... can't be gouda.
San Robin: Ash, Aria, the villagers have all been transformed into Turducken!
San Robin: Me too! I'll take care of South Falconreach. You can gather the ones running around on the north side of town, <Character>!
San Robin: Sure did! Are you ready to turn them all back, Ruby, Twilly?
San Robin: <Character>, why would you ever say something like that?!
Transformative Thankstaking
San Robin: Quack?!
San Robin: Quack quack?
San Robin: Quack!
[image]https://github.com/DF-Pedia/DF-Pedia/raw/master/npcs/SanRobin.png[/image]
Appearance without cape
Young Appearance (10 years before Book 1)
Empowered Appearance
Thankstaking 2018 Appearance
Also See: San Robin (forum user)
Thanks to
DemonicDarkwraith for image, without cape image, Younger appearance image, Empowered appearance image, and corrections.
Niki for corrections.
San Robin for additional dialogue.
Themis for Thankstaking 2018 appearance image.
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