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Occavatra -> Leftovers (3/31/2017 22:53:58)
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Leftovers
Location: Falconreach (Book 3) -> The Leftovers!, Falconreach (Book 3) -> Up -> Left -> Click floating golden cube -> The Leftovers
Level/Quest/Items required: None
Release Date: March 31st, 2017
Objective: Your hero is off to have a completely normal day! Maybe they will run some errands? Or just hang around.
Objective completed: Sghr hr itrs z adfhmmhmf, hrm's hs?
Scaled Yes/No: Yes
Monsters
(1) Leftovers - Boss
(1) Titan Leftovers - Titan Boss (Optional)
NPCs
Cysero
Jdx
Knbj
Zeuster
Rewards
Nothing
Dialogue
*You exit the Falconreach Inn after a good night's rest and take a big stretch.*
<Character>: Yaaaaaaawn...
<Character>: Alrighty!
<Character>: Time to tackle the day!
*You turn to your right and find a wide-eyed chickencow-like creature whose chicken body parts have now been replaced with a cow's and vice-versa; its facial expression is stiff, but it blinks creepily every few seconds; the unexpected encounter wipes your morning smile from your face.*
<Character>: Oh...
*You take a brief look at the wide-eyed chickencow-like creature's legs, causing you to feel unsettled.*
<Character>: ...kay.
*You look around your surroundings and discover that there are several more of these creatures in the area.*
<Character>: Time to go to sleep!
???: <Character>!
*You turn to your left and find that Cysero and Zeuster have arrived next to you by the inn's entrance.*
<Character>: Zeuster?
<Character>: And... Cysero...
<Character>: I see where this is going.
<Character>: Cysero, what did you do...
Cysero: I invented baecon, woke up, found my middle sock, pondered where geese are from and started a war.
Cysero: Not necessarily in that order.
Cysero: But that war thing was in another dimension, so I don't know how it applies here.
Cysero: So... I pretty much did nothing today. But the day is still young! Oh, and these things appeared.
Cysero: Not my fault.
Zeuster: This is why I am here.
Zeuster: As omniscient as I am... I did not know where these things came from.
Zeuster: Therefore, I came seeking an explanation from some other higher being.
Zeuster: Cysero was good enough.
Cysero: Aww, thanks.
Zeuster: They are not his creation, unfortunately. It'd be much easier to deal with if they were.
Cysero: Poor babies.
Cysero: I'm calling them Leftovers.
<Character>: So... if neither of you made them... then who did?
Zeuster: Cysero knows, but he refuses to share it with me.
<Character>: You do?
Cysero: Yup.
<Character>: Go oooon?
Cysero: I won't tell.
<Character>: ... Why not?
Cysero: Because it's funnier to leave it as a cliffhanger that we won't come back to for a long while...
Cysero: ... that is necessary to push the overarching plot and mystery further!
<Character>: ...
Zeuster: Case in point.
*Silence follows Cysero's refusal to reveal any information about the Leftovers' creator.*
<Character>: Soooo...
<Character>: I will just... go.
Zeuster: Hmm.
*Zeuster notices one of the wide-eyed chickencow-like creatures glaring in his general direction, causing him to become suspicious.*
Zeuster: This one is looking at me funny.
<Character>: They all are...
*One of the creatures twirls its tail like a propeller, levitates, and flies straight toward you, Cysero, and Zeuster rapidly.*
Cysero: It's coming right for us!
<Character>: *sigh* I won't even question it...
Battle! - begins battle with Leftovers.
Heal - fully replenishes HP, MP, and potions.
Run Away! - returns to Falconreach (Book 3).
*You confront the creature head-on; for some odd reason, the battle takes place in a rainbow-like environment; the environment returns to normal and you take notice of the strange occurrence shortly after the creature is subdued, leaving behind a golden puzzle piece.*
<Character>: S-something was... was... wrong with the background...
*You stall, struggling to take in the day's events.*
<Character>: *panic* W-WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
Cysero: Oh, oh, oh! Look.
Cysero: It left a puzzle!
Cysero: Beat up more of them!
<Character>: No!!!
Zeuster: This is curious...
<Character>: And SO weird. Too weird. I'm out of here, I just want to have a normal day.
*You attempt to pass by one of the Leftovers, but it grows to enormous size and reaches the sky, preventing you from leaving the area, much to your sudden surprise.*
<Character>: Sure, why not...
Cysero: Go go, <Character>!
Titan Leftover To Battle!
Let a DragonLord Handle this - skips to the next cutscene.
Heal - fully replenishes HP, MP, and potions.
Leave Quest - returns to Falconreach (Book 3).
*The giant Leftovers creature is positioned against a hand-sketched background; once defeated, it drops another puzzle piece and suddenly you, Cysero, and Zeuster end up in the area in Doomwood near Blackwyn Tomb, leaving you confused once again.*
<Character>: Whe—
<Character>: W—
<Character>: *In a tone signifying that you are going to need a psychologist after this*
<Character>: Where... where are we?!
Cysero: I believe we were displaced and moved here for plot convenience!
<Character>: I— I am—
<Character>: But—
<Character>: I don't—
Zeuster: Another puzzle piece... this is going to play a role in the future. This is my godly prediction.
<Character>: I—
<Character>: I don't like it.
<Character>: Who wrote this?!
Cysero: Well, time to go back to town!
Zeuster: I'm going to investigate this further. Goodbye, mortals.
*Zeuster flies to his left until he disappears off-screen; unfortunately, the day's random events infuriate you greatly.*
<Character>: *In a cracking voice*
<Character>: I need explanations!!!
Cysero: Oh, don't worry, <Character>, none of this is canon.
*Cysero appears in front of the screen with an eager look on his face, indicating that he is hiding something.*
Cysero: Or is it...?
*Cysero then leaves the screen quietly, continuing where the dialogue left off.*
Cysero: I'm off, I wanna introduce the Leftovers to my kitchen.
*Cysero, too, dashes off-screen after running in a brief zig-zag across the area, leaving you alone with the floating golden puzzle piece.*
<Character>: How do I get back?
*Your panic intensifies.*
<Character>: WHO WROTE THIS?!
*You depart the area as well; meanwhile, two individuals in white clothing appear after you leave; one has a rotating gold key for a head, the other has a golden rotating cube with a keyhole on it.*
Jdx: Fqddm nmd jmnvr.
Knbj: Vdjmdv sgzs gd vntkc.
Jdx: Vd chc.
Knbj: Cn vd sghmj hs hr z bnmbdqm?
Jdx: Vd cnm's.
Knbj: Hmcddc.
Knbj: Cn vd sghmj sgzs vd vhkk ad hmudrshfzsdc ax sgd qdrs?
Jdx: Xdr vd cn.
Knbj: Sgzs hr bnmbdqmhmf.
Jdx: Vd cnm's sghmj sgzs.
Knbj: Hmcddc vd cnm's.
Knbj: Ats vd rgntkc sqx sn zbs nm z ltbg rlzkkdq rbzkd mdws shld. Nq sgdx vhkk ehmc nts.
Jdx: Rtqdkx.
Jdx: Vd khjd sghr gtlzm.
Knbj: Vd rgntkc cn Inqd.
Knbj, Jdx (in unison): Vd rgntkc.
Jdx: Zksgntfg... sghr vzr rhkkx.
Knbj: Hs vzr, vzrm's hs?
Jdx: Hmcddc.
Jdx: Kds'r sqx rnldsghmf cheedqdms mdws shld.
Knbj: Kds'r.
*Scene fades to black.*
Complete Quest
Other information
Translated dialogue:
spoiler:
Key: Green one knows.
Lock: We knew that he would.
Key: We do.
Lock: Do we think it is a concern?
Key: We don't.
Lock: Indeed.
Lock: Do we think that we will be investigated by the rest?
Key: Yes we do.
Lock: That is concerning.
Key: We don't think that.
Lock: Indeed we don't.
Lock: But we should try to act on a much smaller scale next time. Or they will find out.
Key: Surely.
Key: We like this human.
Lock: We should do more.
Lock, Key (in unison): We should.
Key: Although... this was silly.
Lock: It was, wasn't it?
Key: Indeed.
Key: Let's try something different next time.
Lock: Let's. Translated objective completed:
spoiler:
Objective completed: This is just a beginning, isn't it? This quest was initially an April Fools 2017 exclusive; it was rare until March 27th, 2020, when it briefly returned with a floating golden cube in the main landing of Falconreach (Book 3), before being moved to its permanent location near Uaanta on April 10th, 2020.
Thanks to DFGD forum users for translated dialogue and objective completed.
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