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Jay -> Welcome, Guest (3/21/2020 6:25:00)
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Welcome, Guest
Location: Book of Lore -> To ??? / To Archive E-189-L,
Location: Falconreach (Book 3) -> Click floating golden cube -> Archive E-189-L,
Location: Falconreach (Book 3) -> Up -> Left -> Uaanta -> The Maleurous -> Lock & Key -> Archive E-189-L,
Location: Lucky Day Storybook -> Chapter 11 -> Let's... go?,
Location: Archive E-189-L -> Welcome, Guest (Intro)
Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of The Lucky Undead
Release Date: March 20th, 2020
Objective: This is different.
Objective completed: Welcome to Archive E-189-L.
Scaled Yes/No: No
Experience rewarded: 0
Gold rewarded: 0
Monsters
None
NPCs
Envoy
Rewards
None
Dialogue
*Scene depicts a large golden maze, with a giant golden cube being supported by a tree-like object against a rainbow backdrop; with a flash, you land somewhere within the complex, inside a small golden room.*
<Character>: Ugh...
*You stand up after the sudden, hard fall.*
<Character>: Just say no next time, <Character>. It's not that hard.
*You look both left and right to familiarize yourself with your new surroundings.*
<Character>: Okay. What's going on here?
???: Welcome, user.
*An endlessly spinning golden geometric structure greets you, seemingly able to pass through the walls.*
Envoy: Please announce your credentials.
<Character>: Credentials? Um.
<Character>: I don't think I have any credentials?
Envoy: I see. Would you like to create a new account?
<Character>: Do I have to in order to enter?
Envoy: As a user, you must have an account to access the facility.
<Character>: Okay. Okay, sure. Let's create a new account.
Envoy: Wonderful.
Envoy: Please announce your desired username.
<Character>: Hmm.
<Character>: <Character>, I guess.
Envoy: Username is already in use.
<Character>: What? But my name is so special and unique!
Envoy: May I suggest <Character>1492?
<Character>: That's ridiculous. Who has a name with numbers at the end like that?
Envoy: I see. How about <Character>_copy?
<Character>: I- Okay, I don't think I have time for this!
<Character>: Sure.
Envoy: That's great! Please announce your desired password.
<Character>: Hmm...
*You select a password from seven potential options you can think of.*
Envoy: Your password is too weak. Please include at least 3 numerals and 2 non-standard -bzzt-.
<Character>: What? My password was perfectly fine!
Envoy: You seem to be having trouble. Would you like to speak to a certified support operator?
<Character>: That was an option?
<Character>: Yes! Please!
Envoy: I'm sorry I couldn't help you with your problem. Estimated wait time for our next available operator is...
Envoy: <Loading...>
Envoy: Error: Numerical overflow.
Envoy: Please enjoy this soothing music while you wait for the next available operator.
<Character>: No! I don't want soothing music! Let me in!
<Character>: Let me in!!!
<Character>: I just got sucked in here to deal with some kind of instability.
<Character>: I don't know anything about credentials or usernames!
Envoy: I see! Pardon my rudeness!
Envoy: Welcome, maintenance staff, to Archive E-189-L.
<Character>: Oh!
<Character>: There we go.
Envoy: While your remains may not be recoverable, your sacrifice will be remembered in the Archives.
*You blink a few times while processing your potential fate.*
<Character>: Great.
<Character>: I don't suppose you can tell me where I'm supposed to go?
Envoy: Scanning.
Envoy: <Loading...>
Envoy: Instability located in Sector 9255-Y.
<Character>: That's... completely unhelpful. Do you have any more details?
Envoy: Pardon me, maintenance staff.
Envoy: Processing request.
Envoy: Instability. In. The. Center. Of. The. Archive. You. Go. There. And. Fix.
<Character>: It's a... it's a massive maze!
Envoy: You. Can. Do. It!
<Character>: No need to be patronizing.
Envoy: Initializing system wipe countdown.
<Character>: Wait what?
Envoy: Everything. In. Archive. Go. Boom. If. You. Go. Too. Slow.
Envoy: Including. You!
<Character>: You could have mentioned that earlier!
Envoy: System wipe mechanisms type A through ZY-6 can be found in–
<Character>: Okay, okay, I get it. I'm going!
Envoy: Have a nice day!
*Inside the Archives, you try to keep focused, as there is no turning back now...*
<Character>: I just need to keep going left, right?
<Character>: Unless there are loops...
<Character>: And I'm on a timer.
<Character>: Just great.
Complete Quest
Other information
After first completion, Book of Lore and Falconreach (Book 3) access points no longer direct you to this quest, but Archive E-189-L instead.
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