Jorath
Advocator of Wills
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Joules
Location: Food Fight!, Saving Private Practice, Thankstaking Storybook -> Older Events -> Chapter 10, Food Fight Challenge, GRAVENATOR, Sibling Rivalry, The Felonious Five, A Boneheaded Brawl, Return of the Felonious Five, Transformative Thankstaking, Ruby's Shocking Plan, Clash of the Robots
Quests Given
Food Fight Challenge
GRAVENATOR
Shops Owned
None
Dialogue
Thankstaking (Chapter 8)
Food Fight!
Joules: Oooooh, magic! I looooooove magic.
Joules: You're just jealous 'cause I'm better at it than you!
Joules: What is a dentist going to do against magic, huh? You can't even stop a baby from throwing food at you!
Joules: You messed up my food! It's all your fault, Volty!
Thankstaking (Chapter 9)
Saving Private Practice
???: You're in my factory....
???: You're here to make a Thankstaking all to ourselves!
Joules: Don't tell me you've forgotten all about your sweet little sister now?
Joules: It's their own fault! they punished me for no reason so I ran away!
Joules: That wouldn't have happened if it weren't for YOUR laughing gas! How could I have known that it was so flammable?
Joules: ENOUGH!
Joules: I'll ask it once more... Will you help me build our own Thankstaking?
Joules: Ahahahaaahaha.
Joules: You mean you don't know?
Joules: The people of Falconreach hate you!
Joules: Oh dear sweet brother, do you see now? We only have each other! Now, shall we begin the preparations?
Joules: Hertz?!?
Joules: Wow, you haven't changed a bit! What's with the weird hair though?
Joules: Stop me from what? I'm only celebrating Thankstaking with my dear brother!
Joules: Of course! Is there a better way to celebrate Thankstaking than TAKING all the joy from others?
Joules: NO! You'll stay with me! Remember the bad things they said!!!
Joules: It won't be that easy, <Character>!
Joules: I...
Joules: I lost...
Joules: I NEVER lose!
Joules: This won't be the last you've seen of me, <Character>! MARK MY WORDS!
Thankstaking (Chapter 10)
Thankstaking Storybook
Joules: My failure of a brother was never able to put a stop to this Feast of Excess. Now it's my turn to create a proper challenge!
Food Fight Challenge
Joules: I want to have a little fun this Thankstaking, <Character>.
Joules: My brother's lame attempts at party crashing your previous... gluttonous gatherings were, frankly, uninspired.
Joules: I've tweaked a few of his deficient designs.
Joules: I just want to liven up the party while I work on... my own dish to serve.
GRAVENATOR
Joules: You certainly didn't take long with my brother's leftovers....
Joules: I'm interested to see how you'll fare against my new assistant and its pet.
Joules: You don't expect me to perform menial maintenance myself, do you?
Thankstaking (Chapter 11)
Sibling Rivalry
Joules: You'll see soon enough.
Joules: Because of my soft headed brother. He's ALWAYS been the reason I do what I do.
Joules: Honestly, I think it's great that my loser brother has loser friends who will stand up for him. He was right about one thing though.
Joules: This feast of excess needs to end. All you people do is sit around and stuff yourselves silly.
Joules: ...Therapist?
Joules: Oh. You mean more science...
Joules: Nice try, but I'm not buying it.
Joules: Enough talk! It's time for you to meet my newest creation!
Joules: Messing with food is my brother's thing, but as always he messes things up, I'll show you how it's really done!
Joules: Good. Well done. I wanted to see how you would handle that. This gives me a few ideas for next year.
Joules: Did you think I would make it THAT easy?
Joules:You're just seeing a projection, you silly hero. I'm not about to risk facing you yet.
Joules: I just needed a good test of your abilities, so I would know your weaknesses.
Joules: Sadly, you don't have any in a straight up fight, but it's ok. I know what to do next year.
Thankstaking (Chapter 12)
The Felonious Five
???: There it is. As I promised. Now, I have delivered on my promise. Each one of you here has something in common.
???: A problem, of sorts, and I believe that the answer to that problem is in working together.
???: To find out if we are capable of doing so efficiently, I have a little test for us.
???: That orb is all we'll need.
???: Now, the problem we all have is; <Character>. Always ticking that beak into everyone's-
???: Shut up Nix. As I was saying, always sticking that BEAK into everyone's business and always interfering.
???: Now... Here's what we're going to do...
???: There, upon the wall.
???: I have enchanted the mirror to allow us to... watch the fun.
???: I know Nix. You really want your crack at <Character>. Don't worry, you'll get it. Don't you think they're going to realize what happened?
???: They'll send out someone to track down whoever is responsible.
???: Why do you think I sent Sally, you silly bird?
???: So they HAVE someone to track. And when <Character> gets here...
???: ... WE'LL be ready!
A Boneheaded Brawl
Joules: Nix is right. Stop this foolishness. Have you hidden it, Noxus?
Joules: This was a success. For now, we'll part. Next year, we'll have even more fun. It's time we"'villains" got a holiday of our own.
Thankstaking (Chapter 13)
Return of the Felonious Five
Joules: Good. Let us discuss the best course of action.
Joules: Hah! I have just what we need. Nix, can I borrow one of your delightful shrink rays for a moment?
Joules: Yes, I'll be careful with it, now give it here!
Joules: A perfect fit!
Joules: This is an ancient artifact that I discovered years ago. It has potent magic— usually enough just to transform its wearer, but—
Joules: Who on Lore said anything about transforming FOOD?
Transformative Thankstaking
Joules: You have bigger problems than some transformed villagers!
Joules: <Character>! You see what I've done to the people here? You're next! Come forth and face me, hero!
Joules: Oh, boo hoo... I'm spoiling your fun.
Joules: You cause trouble WHEREVER you go, and you're constantly interfering with other people's activities.
Joules: Well, hero, good luck with that. With the power of this tiara, you will meet the same fate as your poooooor unfortunate friends! Just watch!
Joules: You see? You stand no chance. Now, at last, I shall have my revenge!
Joules: After so long— I've waited— YEARS for this. <Character>, say farewell to your last moments as a hero!
Joules: Why... Noxus! Why isn't it working?!
Joules: Or for the love of all things magical and mechanical! I've had enough!
Joules: Enough!
Joules: I'll take you down, turducken or no!
Joules: Who's with me?!
Joules: I don't need them!
Joules: I don't need anyone!
Joules: Thankstaking will be MINE!
Joules: You COWARDS! Why didn't you help?!
Joules: So what if he/she has beaten you all before? If we worked together, we could have won!
Joules: I don't want to do ANYTHING by beat <Character>!
Joules: Stuff it Noxus. You just floated there! And not even menacingly!
Joules: Oh stop. Do you think I'm going to do anything YOU want me to do?
Joules: Good riddance to those losers! It seems like the tiara's finally regained some charge.
Joules: Now I'm just going to turn you into something small! Then I'm just going to stomp on—
Joules: Quack! *Urk* QUACK!...
Joules: QUACK! QUACK QUACK QUACK!!
Joules: Quack!
Thankstaking (Chapter 18)
Ruby's Shocking Plan
Joules: What is that racket?! I'm trying to plot an evil plan to get my revenge on—
Joules: Well, can you keep it down? I may have use for you next year. This year's plots don't have moglin magic in the budget.
Joules: ...
Clash of the Robots
Joules: I want nothing to do with this! You said you changed your ways! Again!
Joules: You said that you were going to turn on all your new little friends and bring about your revenge! Our revenge!
Joules: What do you want?
Joules: Never.
Joules: I'm not sure how else to get it through your head, brother, all this gratitude, all this joy...
Joules: It's the very opposite of what I want.
Joules: Enough of this foolishness. You may have tried to trick me, but like always, I'm one step ahead!
Joules: My latest creation will raze your little feast to dust! And it's all thanks to you for bringing me into Falconreach!
Joules: You? Win? Never.
Joules: Attack!
Joules: ...
Joules: I...
Joules: How did you manage to mold that alloyed shell?
Joules: Well, I can't give up all of my secrets... But...
Kid Appearance
Turducken Appearance
Thanks to
DemonicDarkwraith for image, Kid appearance image, and corrections.
Jay for Turducken image.
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