ArchMagus Orodalf -> To Have All the Gold In Lore! (8/4/2009 9:24:06)
To Have All the Gold In Lore!
Location: Ballyhoo (during the Shorts promotion)
Level/Quest/Items required: Wish to have tons of gold!
Release Date: August 3rd, 2009
Objective: You've got more gold than you know what to do with! Why not use it to make statues?
Objective completed: Visit the Shorts website to see a trailer of the upcoming movie!
Scaled Yes/No: No
Experience rewarded: 0
Gold rewarded: 0
Pi Mae's Father
Pi Mae's Mom
Dagger of Whims III
Dagger of Whims VI
Staff of Fancies III
Staff of Fancies VI
Sword of Wishes III
Sword of Wishes VI
Serenity: I would like to put another wing onto my inn so that I can feed more patrons... could you help out?
<Character>: Oh, uh... Sure I guess I can spare that much.
Yulgar: Heya, <Character>. Could you spot me some gold so I can hire some new blacksmithing assistants?
Yulgar: That means I can make more weapons for you.
<Character>: Count me in!
...And so it was that with all my gold, I gave to the needy.
Baker: I need to buy supplies to be able to feed all the children who's parents are away battling monsters!
<Character>: That's a worthy cause, of course I'll help you. I have more gold than I know what to do with!
...And the not so needy.
Cysero: Hey, thanks for the donation <Character>! I put it to good use!
<Character>: What, you spent it already?
Cysero: Sure did! I covered the statue of me with ANOTHER layer of gold!
Cysero: It's REALLY shiny!
Mrs. Mae: Are you sure we're going the right way?
Aria: I can't see a thing!
Mrs. Mae: I think we hit something, dear.
Mr. Mae: Are you sure? I didn't see a thing...
After a while, I started running out of ideas...
Twilly: What's this, <Character>?
<Character>: That is my golden shiny fishy-toaster!
Twig: Does it weally toast fish?!
<Character>: Well, no...
<Character>: ...But it toasts fish-shaped bread!!
Yulgar: Fish... shaped...
Twilly: It looks a little burnt.
<Character>: We're still working out the kinks...
<Character>: Um, it was Ash's idea.
Then I went through a weird pants phase...
<Character>: My new gold pants fit great!
<Character>: Alright, <Dragon>. Let's go to town so I can show them off.
<Character>: Hmm, I can't seem to move...
<Character>: Yup, I am definitely stuck. I can't even budge.
<Character>: Hey <Dragon>, how 'bout a push?
<Character>: Whoa, not that mu--!
<Character>: Isn't this magical...
<Character>: That's it, no more special dragon chow for you!
<Character>: Aww, don't look at me like that... you know I could never hold out on you...
<Dragon>: *licks your face*
<Character>: Hehe, no... cut it out I can't move. Ahaha, that tickles!
And then I had the best idea ever!
Ash: This giant slide idea is the best idea ever!
<Character>: Ok, so who is going to go first?
Ash: *looks down* Um, no way. Not me.
Warlic: Have you seen how far down it is?
Artix: I'll do it!
<Character>: Oh great! Just make sure you start out slow, ok? You don't want to reach terminal veloci--
Warlic: There he goes...
Artix: MYYYYY FEEEEEEEETTTTTT AAARRREEEEEE BEEEEHIIIIINNNND MMyyyyyyy heeaaaaad!!!!!
Yulgar: When did you install the giant cushion at the bottom, <Character>? It wasn't there this morning.
<Character>: It wasn't?
Artix: YYYOOOUUUU GGUUUYYYYSS GOOOTTTTTAAAAAA TRRRRRYYYY ITTTT!
Warlic: Should we tell him?
Back to the real world
Here is a picture of the ending screen of the quest.
Thanks to Voodoo Master for corrections and coloring.