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ArchMagus Orodalf -> To Have All the Gold In Lore! (8/4/2009 9:24:06)
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To Have All the Gold In Lore!
Location: Ballyhoo's Zone -> Ballyhoo -> View Ad -> Special Reward -> I wish to have tons of gold!
Level/Quest/Items required: None
Release Date: August 3rd, 2009
Objective: You've got more gold than you know what to do with! Why not use it to make statues?
Objective completed: Visit the Shorts website to see a trailer of the upcoming movie!
Scaled Yes/No: No
Experience rewarded: 0
Gold rewarded: 0
Monsters
None
NPCs
Aria
Artix
Ash
Baker
Cysero
Pi Mae's Father
Pi Mae's Mom
Rika
Serenity
Twig
Twilly
Warlic
Yulgar
Rewards
Swords
Sword of Wishes III
Sword of Wishes VI
Staves
Staff of Fancies III
Staff of Fancies VI
Daggers
Dagger of Whims III
Dagger of Whims VI
Dialogue
Serenity: I would like to put another wing onto my inn so that I can feed more patrons... could you help out?
<Character>: Oh, uh... Sure I guess I can spare that much.
Yulgar: Heya, <Character>. Could you spot me some gold so I can hire some new blacksmithing assistants?
<Character>: Well...
Yulgar: That means I can make more weapons for you.
<Character>: Count me in!
...And so it was that with all my gold, I gave to the needy.
Baker: I need to buy supplies to be able to feed all the children who's parents are away battling monsters!
<Character>: That's a worthy cause, of course I'll help you. I have more gold than I know what to do with!
...And the not so needy.
Cysero: Hey, thanks for the donation <Character>! I put it to good use!
<Character>: What, you spent it already?
Cysero: Sure did! I covered the statue of me with ANOTHER layer of gold!
<Character>: ...
Cysero: It's REALLY shiny!
Mrs. Mae: Are you sure we're going the right way?
Aria: I can't see a thing!
Mrs. Mae: I think we hit something, dear.
Mr. Mae: Are you sure? I didn't see a thing...
Aria: Oof.
After a while, I started running out of ideas...
Twilly: What's this, <Character>?
<Character>: That is my golden shiny fishy-toaster!
Rika: ...
Twig: Does it weally toast fish?!
<Character>: Well, no...
Twig: Aww.
<Character>: ...But it toasts fish-shaped bread!!
Yulgar: Fish... shaped...
Warlic: ...Bread?
Twig: ...
Twig: Huh?
Twilly: It looks a little burnt.
<Character>: We're still working out the kinks...
Yulgar: ...
<Character>: Um, it was Ash's idea.
Then I went through a weird pants phase...
<Character>: Woohoo!
<Character>: My new gold pants fit great!
<Character>: Alright, <Dragon>. Let's go to town so I can show them off.
<Character>: ...
<Character>: Hmm, I can't seem to move...
<Character>: ...
<Character>: Yup, I am definitely stuck. I can't even budge.
<Character>: Hey <Dragon>, how 'bout a push?
<Character>: Whoa, not that mu--!
<Character>: ...
<Character>: Isn't this magical...
<Character>: That's it, no more special dragon chow for you!
<Character>: Aww, don't look at me like that... you know I could never hold out on you...
<Dragon>: *licks your face*
<Character>: Hehe, no... cut it out I can't move. Ahaha, that tickles!
<Character>: AAhHAahahAHaha!
And then I had the best idea ever!
Ash: This giant slide idea is the best idea ever!
<Character>: Ok, so who is going to go first?
Ash: *looks down* Um, no way. Not me.
<Character>: Warlic?
Warlic: Have you seen how far down it is?
Artix: I'll do it!
<Character>: Oh great! Just make sure you start out slow, ok? You don't want to reach terminal veloci--
Artix: WHHHHEEEEEEEeeeee!
Warlic: There he goes...
Ash: ...
Artix: MYYYYY FEEEEEEEETTTTTT AAARRREEEEEE BEEEEHIIIIINNNND MMyyyyyyy heeaaaaad!!!!!
Yulgar: When did you install the giant cushion at the bottom, <Character>? It wasn't there this morning.
<Character>: ...
<Character>: It wasn't?
Artix: YYYOOOUUUU GGUUUYYYYSS GOOOTTTTTAAAAAA TRRRRRYYYY ITTTT!
Warlic: Should we tell him?
Ash: No.
Yulgar: No.
Back to the real world
Here is a picture of the ending screen of the quest.
Other information
Only available between August 3rd-23rd, 2009 during the 'Shorts' promotion.
Thanks to Voodoo Master for corrections.
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