Jay -> Rose Pajamas (5/22/2020 22:22:00)
Location: The Shears -> Up -> Right -> 2 Up Right -> Into the building -> Left -> Up -> Sir Leon -> Quests -> Sanctuary's Return -> Rose Pajamas
Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of Oculus Tower and Tournament of Champions Part 2 / (Easy)
Release Date: May 22nd, 2020
Objective: While you may not be at Espina Rosa anymore, your Rose buddies still are! Wonder if anything's changed about the daily routine...
Objective completed: Some things, unfortunately, do change...
Scaled Yes/No: Yes
(3) Groggy Pajamahunter
(4) Groggy Pajamahuntress
(1) Caffeine Deprived Rose Soldier - Boss
Rose Pillow (I-VII)
Access to RPJS Loot for DCs.
*You and Leon have escaped the Rose research facility with the captive, and are now standing by the secret boulder entrance.*
Leon: *Huff* *Huff* We have to make it back to The Shears before nightfall!
Leon: More Rose are bound to come around here soon enough... We shouldn't stay near this place.
*You pause to contemplate the Rose Agent's point of view.*
Leon: Are you still reeling from what that Rose soldier said? I can understand that not being pleasant, but...
*You realise it doesn't do well to dwell on the past.*
<Character>: ...I'll pull through.
Leon: Good to hear.
<Character>: That said, this reminded me of some other Rose members I know...
<Character>: I... kinda wonder what they're up to these days.
*Meanwhile, back in Espina Rosa, Private Bradley sounds an alarm at 5:00, awakening all of the recruits.*
Gildippe: Ooooo... My head...
Rose Soldier: What in Khazri's Four Winds is that awful noise?!
Milam: Sounds like Justin's up and hasn't had his morning tea yet!
Vince: AAUUUUUUUGH!!! IT'S TOO EARLY TO BE UP!!
Sam: *Grunting noises*
Rose Soldier: ...What's going on? Are weird people trying to run up to the Fortress again?
Private Bradley: *Sigh* Look... You all know I have to do this for the Chief, right?
Private Bradley: I am sure you all had plenty of fun last night, but that's no excuse for not waking up at the mandated time!
Milam: Awwww... Come on, Bradley! Give us a rest!
*Sam awakens, sitting upright in his bed.*
Gildippe: Yeah! You can't possibly expect us to wake up this early today... That's madness!
Private Bradley: No... this is Espina Rosa. This is the daily morning drill. You know that perfectly well!
???: Grrr... ZAAARDBERRYY!
Boscobel: Ha ha! Livia's at it too!
Private Bradley: If you don't want to follow orders... I guess I'll just have to report to the Chief.
Rose Soldier: DON'T TELL SOFIST!
Private Bradley: My finger is hovering over the call option...
Gildippe: EVERYONE! GET BRADLEY!
Battle! - begins/continues gauntlet.
Drink Zardberry Tea - fully replenishes HP, MP, and potions.
Run Away! - returns to The Shears.
*You battle a gauntlet of groggy, pillow-wielding Rose soldiers.*
Private Bradley: Alright. Let's try and finish the roll call... normally, shall we?
Private Bradley: Milam!
Private Bradley: Milam, here...
Private Bradley: Boscobel?
Boscobel: Here and ready to go!
Private Bradley: Good, good.
Private Bradley: Justin?
*Justin's bed is seemingly empty.*
Private Bradley: Where's Justin?
Gildippe: He probably left and went for the nearest source of caffeine already... So probably Zardberry at the Mess hall.
*Private Bradley stares at Gildippe.*
Private Bradley: Gildippe.
Private Bradley: Your hair is on fire.
*Gildippe glances upwards.*
Gildippe: So it is.
*Private Bradley continues to stare at Gildippe.*
Private Bradley: The Culinary Yaga's curse again?
Gildippe: Still cooking...
Private Bradley: You really should get that checked by a Magus. The Wards won't do anything about your loss of ubiquitous kitchen luck it seems.
Gildippe: Oh, sure... More magic.
Private Bradley: And I guess Livia's–
Private Bradley: Alright then...
Private Bradley: Livia and Justin...
Private Bradley: Morning Zardberry.
Private Bradley: Gildippe...
*Private Bradley glances up at Gildippe once again, who returns a thumbs up, hair still aflame.*
Private Bradley: ...Slightly grilled.
Private Bradley: ...Is something wrong, Vince?
Vince: Yeah, my hair's a complete mess this morning...
Private Bradley: Your... hair?
Vince: I mean, it's all over the place! See for yourself...
Private Bradley: T-that's fine, Vince. I believe you.
Private Bradley: Vince... Morning Bald Head.
Private Bradley: That only leaves...
???: Phew... Well, THAT was one way to wake up...
*Everyone stares at Sam.*
Sam: Hey guys... *yawn* Time for the morning run, right?
*Everyone is shocked to see Sam without his helmet.*
Private Bradley: Sam... Your hair...
Vince: ...It's colossal.
Boscobel: Ha! Vince used vocabulary!
Vince: Shut it, Boscobel!
Sam: Yeah... My hair's always awful in the morning.
Sam: Frankly, I just like to keep my helm on all the time. Waaay less of a hassle...
Private Bradley: S-Sam...
Private Bradley: ...Morning Afro.
Boscobel: Ha, ha, ha! Congrats, Sam! You've got the best entry on Bradley's attendance this morning!
Private Bradley: Well, that takes care of the whole attendance!
Private Bradley: Let's head out for the morning warm-up, everyone!
*Everyone appears reluctant to begin the morning warm-up just yet...*
Private Bradley: Is something the matt–
Milam: Bradley, aren't you forgetting someone?
Private Bradley: I don't think so. That was the entire–
Gildippe: ...Would it be too much to ask?
*Private Bradley knows who they are referring to.*
Private Bradley: ...It wouldn't exactly be typical protocol, no.
Boscobel: Yeah... Guess not.
*Private Bradley decides to read the last name on his list...*
Private Bradley: *Sigh* All right...
Private Bradley: Edd...
Private Bradley: Indefinite medical leave.
Loot for DCs - opens RPJS Loot for DCs shop.
Chronologically, it is recommended to complete the quest Gorillaphant Warfare before this quest.