| What's That Whistling Noise?
Location: Thankstaking Storybook -> Chapter 11 -> Part 2
Level/Quest/Items required: None
Release Date: November 18th, 2016
Objective: Monsters are coming out of fruitcake bombs! What could be their source?
Objective completed: That was a piece of cake! Time to take the fight to Joules!
Scaled Yes/No: Yes
(4) Grape of Wrath
(4) Spineapple Slice
Normal Battle: (1) Fruitcake Golem - Boss
Extreme Battle: (2) Fruitcake Golem - Boss
Chicken On A Stick (All Versions)
Sausagemancer's Delight (All Versions)
Seitan Sausage Stabber (All Versions)
Stake & Beans (All Versions)
Access to Whistling Loot for DCs
*Oak and Flask have finally put the barrels they helped removed overnight back in front of the Falconreach Bakery, relieving you, Oishii, Gretel, and Eric Greydawn.*
<Character>: That's the last of the barrels!
Oak: I apologize for the disruption caused. Had we known we were disrupting your feast gathering, we would not have taken the job.
Gretel: Oh, don't worry your dimples, dearie. We've come to expect a bit of disruption at this time of year.
Gretel: You and your little sweetie here did a fine job of bringing all the juice back.
*Flask crouches down in his barrel to avoid embarrassment.*
Oak: Ha, ha... You've embarrassed the lad.
Gretel: The little dear only gets sweeter when his cheeks and face go all red like that.
<Character>: ...You can tell his face is red?
Gretel: I may look old, but I still have good eyes, gingerbread.
Gretel: I grow plenty of carrots in my little garden at the back. And that's the sweetest vegetable there is.
<Character>: I... ... guess that makes sense.
*Dr. Voltabolt arrives at the scene, feeling concerned.*
Voltabolt: I haff fixed all my robotz, but zis is a dizazter! How vill ve get all ze foodz back from Joules?
Eric Greydawn: Declare war?
<Character>: No, I don't think that's the way to go...
Oishii: All we have to do is is follow the trail up-
*She looks up at the sky as she hears a noise coming from up above. Her smile drops at once.*
Oishii: -to the armory and confront Joules right there.
Oishii: Everyone, take cover!!!
*A bunch of fruitcakes have suddenly landed on the ground. Although everyone in the area was safe, the same was not said for their personal possessions that got hit upon impact.*
Voltabolt: My Robotz!!
Gretel: My house!!
Oak: Our Barrels!!
*A defunct Tog-Bot lies still, crushed by the fruitcake that landed on it. You looked troubled when you saw the fruitcake's texture.*
Guardian Kain: MONSTERS!!
*Twisted creatures made entirely of fruit begin to invade Falconreach within seconds, including a Cranbatty circling past a grape-like elemental.*
Oak: Looks like we are surrounded.
<Character>: I heard Guardian Kain. It sounds like he's at the east gates!
Eric Greydawn: Good. Let's fight our way through and face this enemy on OUR terms!
*You take off, battling the fruit around town as you head over to the eastern side of town to reach Guardian Kain. Up on the wall, he looks down at his fellow guardians fighting the invaders with great worry. Luckily for him, you, Eric, and Oak have arrived.*
<Character>: Guardian Kain!
Guardian Kain: <Character>? What a relief! Everything has gotten out of hand.
<Character>: We know. We had to fight our way through mobs of monsters WHILE we were getting rained on by... fruitcake. It's ridiculous.
<Character>: It's happening all over Falconreach!
Guardian Kain: Yes, and all of the Guardians are off fighting the monsters.
<Character>: What happened?
Guardian Kain: Have a look and see for yourself.
*Two fruitcake golems are seen on the ground level, staring up at the the walls.*
<Character>: Golems? How-
*The golems load the fruitcakes and fire. It turns out that they are the ones causing the fruitcakes to rain down on Falconreach.*
<Character>: ...Oh boy.
Guardian Kain: They're getting ready to launch another wave! Archers! Shoot them down!
Oak: Strange creatures... so that's how those monsters got inside the walls.
Eric Greydawn: We can help the Guardians by clearing a way to the gates. The Guardians can handle the rest of them.
Eric Greydawn: <Character>, those golems are the REAL issue. We need to stop them, and quickly... before this can further escalate.
<Character>: Right. I'm on my way. This will NOT turn into a full blown war on my watch!
*You hurry off the wall and run outside the eastern gate to face the fruitcake golems. You instantly realize that taking them down to slices will take a bit more work.*
<Character>: ...I hate catapults when I am not using them.
Pop-up headlines during the quest:
"Potions! Fruitcake potions? They still heal well!"
DC Loot Shop - Opens Whistling Loot for DCs
Stepping on a circular shadow will result in a fruitcake thrown at you, resulting in a severe subtraction of your HP. Avoid the shadows to stay safe from the onslaught.
< Message edited by Peachii -- 11/29/2016 22:18:23 >