Location: Dr. Voltabolt's Zone, Techno-Turkey Terror, Thankstaking War!, Thankstaking Leftovers!, Thankstaking 08, Recruit Voltabolt!, Never Say Dye, Live and Let Dye, Collision Course, Feast of Welcomegiving!, The Biggest Thankstaking Ever!, Appointment, Thankstaking Storybook -> Chapter 1/3/11, Rotten Turducken, Saving Private Practice, The Great Moglinberry Caper, What's That Whistling Noise?
Dr. Voltabolt's Zone
You Need More Iron In Your Diet
Dr. Voltabolt's Zone
Clockwork Merge Shop
Ze Reagentz Zhop!
Turkey Upgrade Shop
Dr. Voltabolt's Zone
Dr. Voltabolt: *Ahem* Dr. Voltabolt, Zupreme High Technomancer... and Dentizt, at your zervice.
Dr. Voltabolt: Vhat? Do you really think you are zmart enough to haff a converzation vith a mechanical genius like myzzzzelf? *Humf*
Dr. Voltabolt: *Hrumph* I vant you to take care of a little mess in my secret labor... erm... my perfectly normal house. My creations are running amok.
Dr. Voltabolt: No fault of mine of course!
Dr. Voltabolt: To create an army and deztroy town of courze! Then I vill deztroy EVERY town that zupports the evils of magic!
Dr. Voltabolt: I vill make you a deal.
Dr. Voltabolt: Bring me enough scrap metal and my Drive Unit 1.0 or a filament (or the Enchanted ones Cyzero has been playing vith in his shop)...
Dr. Voltabolt: ...and perhaps I vill create a little mechanical toy for you.
Quest - begins Voltabolt's Challenge quest.
Create Item - opens Clockwork Merge Shop.
Dr. Voltabolt: Required itemz....
If you create a pet in the Clockwork Merge Shop:
Dr. Voltabolt: Exzellent... here you go my little friend. It is my bezt creation ever! Enjoy and do not forget to floss.
Heal - fully replenishes HP, MP, and potions.
Dr. Voltabolt: Open and say "Ahhhhh...."
Dr. Voltabolt: Zhere vee go! Now, on vith zee fighting!
Falconreach - returns to Falconreach (Books 1 and 2) or Falconreach (Book 3).
Dr. Voltabolt: *Ahem* Dr. Voltabolt, Zupreme High Tecnomancer... and Dentizt, at your zervice.
Dr. Voltabolt: AH I zee that you haf come to vitness the power of my latest brillinat invention!
Dr. Voltabolt: *Thinking*: HE HAZ BEEN LOOKINK AT MY PLANS AND SCHMATICS! I vill haf to hide zem better.
Dr. Voltabolt: OF COURSE NOT! I haf decided to show ze world zat science can build a better turkey zan nature can.
Dr. Voltabolt: Yes, well it started zat way..but zen I added ze lasers, you know how it goes. But I haf made a turkey better than nature ever could!
Dr. Voltabolt: ... Yes.
Dr. Voltabolt: This is ButterBomb, my battle turkey. I haf trained him in ze ways of combat to pilot my battle Techno-Turkey.
Dr. Voltabolt: If you can defeat my little pet and his friends, you may haf him. Bring me Corn Kernals and Turkey Tail Feathers as proof of your victories.
Dr. Voltabolt: Open and say "Ahhhhh...." Zhree ve go! Now, on vith zee fighting!
Get Pet Turkey
Dr. Voltabolt: Required itemz....
Dr. Voltabolt: Exzellent... here you go my little friend. It is my bezt creation ever! Enjoy and don't froget to floss.
You have recived a new item!
Dr. Voltabolt: *Ahem* Dr Voltabolt, Zupreme High Technomancer... and Dentizt, at your zervice.
Dr. Voltabolt: AH I zee that you haf come to vitness the power of my latest brilliant invention!
Dr. Voltabolt: (HE HAZ BEEN LOOKINK AT MY PLANS AND SCHEMATICS! I vill haf to hide zem better.)
Dr. Voltabolt: OF COURSE NOT! I haf decided to show ze world zat science can build a better pumpkin pie zan any normal human can, even vith magic!
Dr. Voltabolt: Yes. Well, if you can defeat the Pumpkin Pie Dispensing Dracobot (A.K.A The X-304), zen you may haf as much pie as you like!
Dr. Voltabolt: Ze X-304 is a miracle of modern science! It will show ze world once and for all that science is far superior to magic!
Dr. Voltabolt: Then ze world will thank me for freeing it from ze chain of magic. Ze world vill thank me... or I will take it's thanks by FORCE! HAHAHAH!
Dr. Voltabolt: (Zat is why I am callink this day "Thankstaking Day")
Dr. Voltabolt: Vonderful! Now, I need my assistent... Major Tom Butterbomb (He iz a clone of ze original). Ground control to Major Tom...
Dr. Voltabolt: Ground control to Major Tom. Your circut's dead. Zere is something wrong. Can you hear me Major Tom?
*Major Tom falls from above and lands next to Dr. Voltabolt*
Dr. Voltabolt: Ah, good. Zere you are. This is Major Tom ButterBomb, my battle turkey.
Dr. Voltabolt: I haf trained him to control my Techno-Turkey, the Pumpkin Pie Dispensing Dracobot, and my entire robot army by remote control from here.
Dr. Voltabolt: If you can defeat my little pet and his metal friends, you may haf him. Bring me Corn Kernels and a Turkey Tail Feather as proof of your victories.
Dr. Voltabolt: ...Oh, and have a Happy Thankstaking <Character>!
War To Battle!
Takes you to the War-Bar Screen where you can choose to defeat a wave or go back to Dr. Voltabolt.
Get Pet Turkey
Dr. Voltabolt: Haf you come to show me ze proof of your victories or are you willing to admit that zcience is superior to magic?
Butterbomb Shop - Opens Turkey Upgrade Shop
DC Shop Corn & Feathers
Dr. Voltabolt: If you would like to zave time, you may buy Corn and Feathers from me for Dragon Coins.
Opens Ze Reagentz Zhop!
Dr. Voltabolt: This is the real test! If you can defeat my Pumpkin PIe Dispensing Dracobot then I will haf to improve on my design.
Dr. Voltabolt: Once I haf ze bugs worked out I will remake this magical world in mw own technological glory, started with Falconreach? Shall we begin?
Dr. Voltabolt: WHAT?! Clearly my design needs quite of bit of work. Oh well... No matter, I haf many other projects in ze works.
Dr. Voltabolt: Magic has beated science this time <Character>! I haf more X-304 Dracobots in ze back...
Dr. Voltabolt: ...If you care to try again, I will begin ze modifications at once! Mark my words, science will one day defeat magic once and for all!
Dr. Voltabolt: But not this day. Well played <Character>. I am defeated. COme, Major Butterbomb we haf much work to do!
Dr. Voltabolt: Ah, <Character>, it eez a pleazure to zee you again. Haf you come to learn ze art of Dentiztry?
Dr. Voltabolt: Why yez, I know of ze gnomez there. Of courze I do.
Dr. Voltabolt: Ze leetle mechanical, Dentizt-hating gnomez.
Dr. Voltabolt: Did you know ze made me leave Popzproket? I had learned zo much there but nooooo.
Dr. Voltabolt: My pazzion for ze art of Dentiztry was FORBIDDEN! Ze call it Dark Art
Dr. Voltabolt: *incoherent grumbling*
Dr. Voltabolt: You vant ME to help ZEM? After all I haf just told you? I realize there is a var going on, but.....
Dr. Voltabolt: Vell. Hrm. I do haf a fondness for ze city of Popzprocket, even if it iz overrun by ze gnomez
Dr. Voltabolt: If you can help me, I will help you. I haf zome extra mechanical togz, you can haf those. But first....
Dr. Voltabolt: I waz....tinkering...with ze Doom Cola machine and it.... haz exploded. Cola iz everyvere!
Dr. Voltabolt: I had brought in inzectz to study for...vell nevermind for vhat you do not need to know. But I had brought zem into ze houze.
Dr. Voltabolt: Now zey are all over ze spilled cola in my perfectly normal houze, and I can not get anything done!
Dr. Voltabolt: If you can clear out ze inzectz, you can haf my mechanical togz to add to your army
Never Say Dye
Doctor Voltabolt: Ah, <Character>. I zuzpected you vould be appearing zoon.
Doctor Voltabolt: Eet eez a machine.
Doctor Voltabolt: Eet explodes, unfortunately.
Doctor Voltabolt: I deed not calibrate ze depigmentation mechanicz correctly and... vell. BOOM.
Doctor Voltabolt: Vell. Yes. It VAS being leeched of color. Zat waz ze plan.
Doctor Voltabolt: To use all-natural plant dyez to color ze robez for ze Druidz. Zey are very conzerned zat zey're clozing is organic.
Doctor Voltabolt: Eggzaktically. Unfortunately, ze machine blew up, and so ze fractal recyclicator is kaput, zo ze colorz will not be put back in.
Doctor Voltabolt: Vell. *cough* Vell.
Doctor Voltabolt: I could uze a colleague to conzult wiz. But I haf none of my caliber in ze vicinity.
Doctor Voltabolt: NEVER! Ze tossed me out of zeir city. I vill not go begging to zem for help!
Doctor Voltabolt: Zee zat you do.
Live and Let Dye
Dr. Voltabolt: Vat?! I had no idea ze sneevilz had engineering knowledgez!
Dr. Voltabolt: Ah, yez. Sneevilz crave ze boxez. I haf metal boxez, not gold. Vill zat verk for you?
Dr. Voltabolt: No, <Character>. I expect you to hand him ze dye.
Dr. Voltabolt: Ze machine! Eet verks!
Dr. Voltabolt: Vould you conzider coming and verking wis me? I could use an azziztant!
Dr. Voltabolt: Ah, vell. Zat iz too bad. But zank you for ze help! And you, too, <<You>>.
Dr. Voltabolt: Now zat ze machine ees verking again, ze Druids vill have ze dye zey need for zeir clothez.
Dr. Voltabolt: <Character>? Just vhat do you zink you are doing here?
Dr. Voltabolt: Ah! Zat is kind of you. Here, let me gif you a little zomezink as a zank-you prezent.
A Feast of Fowl
Dr. Voltabolt: Hrmph. Iz zis ze lazt plaze you looked?
Dr. Voltabolt: Zat is just vonderful. Zo zanitary.
Dr. Voltabolt: Vell, actually-
Dr. Voltabolt: Zat I am. Vhat haf you planned?
Dr. Voltabolt: Aaah, yez, I do. I know juzt vuat you mean. A leettle of ze overclocking and zome vires crozzed here and zhere...
Dr. Voltabolt: Ze town vill haf a VONDERFUL, bountiful feazt onze I am done feexing ze oven!
Dr. Voltabolt: Ok, come to ze daddy.
Dr. Voltabolt: Ah. I zee ze problemz.
Dr. Voltabolt: Vhat ve haf here eez faulty viring.
Dr. Voltabolt: Zat vill do eet! You oven iz all feexed up!
Dr. Voltabolt: Aah, yez. Ze townzpeople are lucky to haf you baking for zem. Zhere vill be MUCH food, now zat I am done with ze oven!
Dr. Voltabolt: Yes. Friday ze Thirteenth waz over two and a half veekz ago.
Dr. Voltabolt: Vee are ZO hungry!
Feast of Welcomegiving!
Dr. Voltabolt: Oh! I am zo happy I could keezz zomeone!
Dr. Voltabolt: Am ztill happy.
Dr. Voltabolt: I cannot stand anozzer holiday uf beingk on ze outside! Not vhen zere are zo many good zmellz uf roastinkg und bakingk!
Dr. Voltabolt: I am unable to do ze cookingk vell, unfortunately. My last attempt at cookingk zoup was used as lubricant for ze Junkyard Driller!
Dr. Voltabolt: But I haf been developingk a line uf celebrity chef cookvare.
Dr. Voltabolt: You are mozt velcome, Oishii, to try my Prezzurfied Cookatron 3500 Prezzure Cauldron!
The Biggest Thankstaking Ever!
Dr. Voltabolt: You haff no idea how bad that can be for your health. Even your turkey iz bad for you.
Dr. Voltabolt: I vill haff you know, turkey has no more or less tryptophan than any other fowl.
Dr. Voltabolt: No, I zhall not ruin zis feast. I zhall aid it!
Dr. Voltabolt: Oh, like zis.
Dr. Voltabolt: Hmph.
Dr. Voltabolt: Arggchhh. Stiupit robotz, SILENZE!
Dr. Voltabolt: ?!
Dr. Voltabolt: Do you haf an appointment?
Dr. Voltabolt: Vat can I help you vith, <Class>?
Dr. Voltabolt: I am afraid your Professor iz in anozher office.
Dr. Voltabolt: I could not offer ze type of help that he wished to haf. I vas a little too... aggresif.
Dr. Voltabolt: Realize, <Character>, zat my experimentz are not to be trifiled witz.
Dr. Voltabolt: Zere is no way, <Character>, zat you will defeat my experimentz zis year!
Voltabolt: Vhat ruin? I only took ze paper out zho I could zhee vhat you were making. Zoze Turducken are horrible for your teeth.
Saving Private Practice
Voltabolt: Vhere... Vhere am I?
Voltabolt: Factory... how... vhy?
Voltabolt: To ourselves? Vho are you?!?
Voltabolt: YOU?!? You VITCH!
Voltabolt: Ve thought you vere gone! Father... Mother... Zey looked for you for YEARS!
Voltabolt: After years of searching Zey gave up... Zey thought you vere dead and moved to another town to ezcape ze memories and ze grief...
Voltabolt: You blew up ze house! You almozt killed Coulomb!
Voltabolt: It isn't flammable! You let your magic get out of control!
Voltabolt: No I von't! ze good people of Falconreach vill get me out of here!
Voltabolt: Vhat is zo funny?
Voltabolt: Know vhat?
Voltabolt: V-vhat? No zey don't!
Voltabolt: I-I thought they had aczepted me... I had even prepared some NORMAL food as a zurprise...
Voltabolt: Give me my toolz and I vill begin!
Voltabolt: I-I... My head... Vhat is happening?
Voltabolt: Vhat... I vas like vas in a trance. I could see vhat I vas doing but I couldn't stop myself...
Voltabolt: You mean... you still vant me at ze celebration?
The Great Moglinberry Caper
Voltabolt: I haff ze zecurity covered. I vill put my machinez to use protecting ze town from any ... trouble.
Voltabolt: Do not vorry, Ladiez. I vill be nearby at ze Inn until after ze feztivitiez.
Voltabolt: Zat iz why I am ztaying nearby. In caze of trouble I can fix thingz. I haff learned my lezzon about mezzing with the kitchen toolz. Zat vill not happen.
Voltabolt: Zomeone mezzed vith the remote. Zere's something on zis remote zat izn't right. Zome zort of zmudge.
What's That Whistling Noise?
Voltabolt: I haff fixed all my robotz, but zis is a dizazter! How vill ve get all ze foodz back from Joules?
Voltabolt: My Robotz!!
Side View Appearance 1, 2
Also See: Kid Voltabolt
Stephen Nix for additional dialogue and correction.
ArchMagus Orodalf, dragonman66, GhostBear5, ILmaster13, Krazy_Kakadu, and Mysterious Player for additional dialogue.
ShadowReaper of Help, trixtor, and wolfman_naruto for information.
Doomstalker and Niki for corrections.
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