Falconreach (Book 3) -> The Leftovers!, Falconreach (Book 3) -> Up -> Left -> Click floating golden cube -> The Leftovers
Level/Quest/Items required: None
Release Date: March 31st, 2017
Objective: Your hero is off to have a completely normal day! Maybe they will run some errands? Or just hang around.
Objective completed: Sghr hr itrs z adfhmmhmf, hrm's hs?
Scaled Yes/No: Yes
(1) Leftovers - Boss
(1) Titan Leftovers - Titan Boss (Optional)
*You exit the Falconreach Inn after a good night's rest and take a big stretch.*
<Character>: Time to tackle the day!
*You turn to your right and find a wide-eyed chickencow-like creature whose chicken body parts have now been replaced with a cow's and vice-versa; its facial expression is stiff, but it blinks creepily every few seconds; the unexpected encounter wipes your morning smile from your face.*
*You take a brief look at the wide-eyed chickencow-like creature's legs, causing you to feel unsettled.*
*You look around your surroundings and discover that there are several more of these creatures in the area.*
<Character>: Time to go to sleep!
*You turn to your left and find that Cysero and Zeuster have arrived next to you by the inn's entrance.*
<Character>: And... Cysero...
<Character>: I see where this is going.
<Character>: Cysero, what did you do...
Cysero: I invented baecon, woke up, found my middle sock, pondered where geese are from and started a war.
Cysero: Not necessarily in that order.
Cysero: But that war thing was in another dimension, so I don't know how it applies here.
Cysero: So... I pretty much did nothing today. But the day is still young! Oh, and these things appeared.
Cysero: Not my fault.
Zeuster: This is why I am here.
Zeuster: As omniscient as I am... I did not know where these things came from.
Zeuster: Therefore, I came seeking an explanation from some other higher being.
Zeuster: Cysero was good enough.
Cysero: Aww, thanks.
Zeuster: They are not his creation, unfortunately. It'd be much easier to deal with if they were.
Cysero: Poor babies.
Cysero: I'm calling them Leftovers.
<Character>: So... if neither of you made them... then who did?
Zeuster: Cysero knows, but he refuses to share it with me.
<Character>: You do?
<Character>: Go oooon?
Cysero: I won't tell.
<Character>: ... Why not?
Cysero: Because it's funnier to leave it as a cliffhanger that we won't come back to for a long while...
Cysero: ... that is necessary to push the overarching plot and mystery further!
Zeuster: Case in point.
*Silence follows Cysero's refusal to reveal any information about the Leftovers' creator.*
<Character>: I will just... go.
*Zeuster notices one of the wide-eyed chickencow-like creatures glaring in his general direction, causing him to become suspicious.*
Zeuster: This one is looking at me funny.
<Character>: They all are...
*One of the creatures twirls its tail like a propeller, levitates, and flies straight toward you, Cysero, and Zeuster rapidly.*
Cysero: It's coming right for us!
<Character>: *sigh* I won't even question it...
Battle! - begins battle with Leftovers.
Heal - fully replenishes HP, MP, and potions.
Run Away! - returns to Falconreach (Book 3).
*You confront the creature head-on; for some odd reason, the battle takes place in a rainbow-like environment; the environment returns to normal and you take notice of the strange occurrence shortly after the creature is subdued, leaving behind a golden puzzle piece.*
<Character>: S-something was... was... wrong with the background...
*You stall, struggling to take in the day's events.*
<Character>: *panic* W-WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
Cysero: Oh, oh, oh! Look.
Cysero: It left a puzzle!
Cysero: Beat up more of them!
Zeuster: This is curious...
<Character>: And SO weird. Too weird. I'm out of here, I just want to have a normal day.
*You attempt to pass by one of the Leftovers, but it grows to enormous size and reaches the sky, preventing you from leaving the area, much to your sudden surprise.*
<Character>: Sure, why not...
Cysero: Go go, <Character>!
Titan Leftover To Battle!
Let a DragonLord Handle this - skips to the next cutscene.
Heal - fully replenishes HP, MP, and potions.
Leave Quest - returns to Falconreach (Book 3).
*The giant Leftovers creature is positioned against a hand-sketched background; once defeated, it drops another puzzle piece and suddenly you, Cysero, and Zeuster end up in the area in Doomwood near Blackwyn Tomb, leaving you confused once again.*
<Character>: *In a tone signifying that you are going to need a psychologist after this*
<Character>: Where... where are we?!
Cysero: I believe we were displaced and moved here for plot convenience!
<Character>: I— I am—
<Character>: I don't—
Zeuster: Another puzzle piece... this is going to play a role in the future. This is my godly prediction.
<Character>: I don't like it.
<Character>: Who wrote this?!
Cysero: Well, time to go back to town!
Zeuster: I'm going to investigate this further. Goodbye, mortals.
*Zeuster flies to his left until he disappears off-screen; unfortunately, the day's random events infuriate you greatly.*
<Character>: *In a cracking voice*
<Character>: I need explanations!!!
Cysero: Oh, don't worry, <Character>, none of this is canon.
*Cysero appears in front of the screen with an eager look on his face, indicating that he is hiding something.*
Cysero: Or is it...?
*Cysero then leaves the screen quietly, continuing where the dialogue left off.*
Cysero: I'm off, I wanna introduce the Leftovers to my kitchen.
*Cysero, too, dashes off-screen after running in a brief zig-zag across the area, leaving you alone with the floating golden puzzle piece.*
<Character>: How do I get back?
*Your panic intensifies.*
<Character>: WHO WROTE THIS?!
*You depart the area as well; meanwhile, two individuals in white clothing appear after you leave; one has a rotating gold key for a head, the other has a golden rotating cube with a keyhole on it.*
Jdx: Fqddm nmd jmnvr.
Knbj: Vdjmdv sgzs gd vntkc.
Jdx: Vd chc.
Knbj: Cn vd sghmj hs hr z bnmbdqm?
Jdx: Vd cnm's.
Knbj: Cn vd sghmj sgzs vd vhkk ad hmudrshfzsdc ax sgd qdrs?
Jdx: Xdr vd cn.
Knbj: Sgzs hr bnmbdqmhmf.
Jdx: Vd cnm's sghmj sgzs.
Knbj: Hmcddc vd cnm's.
Knbj: Ats vd rgntkc sqx sn zbs nm z ltbg rlzkkdq rbzkd mdws shld. Nq sgdx vhkk ehmc nts.
Jdx: Vd khjd sghr gtlzm.
Knbj: Vd rgntkc cn Inqd.
Knbj, Jdx (in unison): Vd rgntkc.
Jdx: Zksgntfg... sghr vzr rhkkx.
Knbj: Hs vzr, vzrm's hs?
Jdx: Kds'r sqx rnldsghmf cheedqdms mdws shld.
*Scene fades to black.*
spoiler:Translated objective completed:
Key: Green one knows.
Lock: We knew that he would.
Key: We do.
Lock: Do we think it is a concern?
Key: We don't.
Lock: Do we think that we will be investigated by the rest?
Key: Yes we do.
Lock: That is concerning.
Key: We don't think that.
Lock: Indeed we don't.
Lock: But we should try to act on a much smaller scale next time. Or they will find out.
Key: We like this human.
Lock: We should do more.
Lock, Key (in unison): We should.
Key: Although... this was silly.
Lock: It was, wasn't it?
Key: Let's try something different next time.
spoiler:This quest was initially an April Fools 2017 exclusive; it was rare until March 27th, 2020, when it briefly returned with a floating golden cube in the main landing of Falconreach (Book 3), before being moved to its permanent location near Uaanta on April 10th, 2020.
Objective completed: This is just a beginning, isn't it?
Thanks to DFGD forum users for translated dialogue and objective completed.
< Message edited by Jay -- 4/15/2020 6:59:56 >