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Dr. Voltabolt / Voltabolt
Location: Dr. Voltabolt's Zone, Techno-Turkey Terror, Thankstaking War!, Thankstaking Leftovers!, Thankstaking 08, Recruit Voltabolt!, Never Say Dye, Live and Let Dye, Collision Course, A Feast of Fowl, Feast of Welcomegiving!, The Biggest Thankstaking Ever!, Appointment, Thankstaking Storybook -> Older Events -> Chapter 1/3/11, Rotten Turducken, Saving Private Practice, The Great Moglinberry Caper, What's That Whistling Noise?, Ruby's Shocking Plan, Clash of the Robots
Quests given
Dr. Voltabolt's Zone
Voltabolt's Challenge
Thankstaking
Techno-Turkey Terror
Thankstaking Leftovers!
Thankstaking 08
The Great Moglinberry Caper
What's That Whistling Noise?
Sibling Rivalry
Shops owned
Dr. Voltabolt's Zone
Scrap Metal (Shop)
Voltabolt (Shop)
Thankstaking
Battle Turkey Upgrade
Leftovers!
Mmm... Turkey reward chest Thankstaking Weapons
Ze Reagentz Zhop!
Dialogue
Dr. Voltabolt's Zone
Dr. Voltabolt: *Ahem* Dr. Voltabolt, Zupreme High Technomancer... and Dentizt, at your zervice.
Talk
Dr. Voltabolt: Vhat? Do you really think you are zmart enough to haff a converzation vith a mechanical genius like myzzzzelf? *Humf*
Dr. Voltabolt: *Hrumph* I vant you to take care of a little mess in my secret labor... erm... my perfectly normal house. My creations are running amok.
Dr. Voltabolt: No fault of mine of course!
Dr. Voltabolt: To create an army and deztroy town of courze! Then I vill deztroy EVERY town that zupports the evils of magic!
Dr. Voltabolt: I vill make you a deal.
Dr. Voltabolt: Bring me enough scrap metal and my Drive Unit 1.0 or a filament (or the Enchanted ones Cyzero has been playing vith in his shop)...
Dr. Voltabolt: ...and perhaps I vill create a little mechanical toy for you.
Quest - begins Voltabolt's Challenge quest.
Create Item - opens Voltabolt (Shop).
Dr. Voltabolt: Required itemz....
If you create a pet:
Dr. Voltabolt: Exzellent... here you go my little friend. It is my bezt creation ever! Enjoy and do not forget to floss.
Heal - fully replenishes HP, MP, and potions.
Dr. Voltabolt: Open and say "Ahhhhh...."
Dr. Voltabolt: Zhere vee go! Now, on vith zee fighting!
Falconreach - returns to Falconreach (Books 1 and 2) or Falconreach (Book 3).
Thankstaking (Chapter 1)
Techno-Turkey Terror
Dr. Voltabolt: *Ahem* Dr. Voltabolt, Zupreme High Tecnomancer... and Dentizt, at your zervice.
Talk
Dr. Voltabolt: AH I zee that you haf come to vitness the power of my latest brillinat invention!
Dr. Voltabolt (thinking): HE HAZ BEEN LOOKINK AT MY PLANS AND SCHEMATICS! I vill haf to hide zem better.
Dr. Voltabolt: OF COURSE NOT! I haf decided to show ze world zat science can build a better turkey zan nature can.
Dr. Voltabolt: Yes, well it started zat way..but zen I added ze lasers, you know how it goes. But I haf made a turkey better than nature ever could!
Dr. Voltabolt: ... Yes.
Dr. Voltabolt: This is ButterBomb, my battle turkey. I haf trained him in ze ways of combat to pilot my battle Techno-Turkey.
Dr. Voltabolt: If you can defeat my little pet and his friends, you may haf him. Bring me Corn Kernals and Turkey Tail Feathers as proof of your victories.
Heal - fully replenishes HP, MP, and potions.
Dr. Voltabolt: Open and say "Ahhhhh...."
Dr. Voltabolt: Zhere vee go! Now, on vith zee fighting!
Get Pet Turkey - opens Battle Turkey Upgrade shop.
Dr. Voltabolt: Required itemz....
If you create a pet in the Battle Turkey Upgrade shop:
Dr. Voltabolt: Exzellent... here you go my little friend. It is my bezt creation ever! Enjoy and don't froget to floss.
Thankstaking (Chapter 2)
Thankstaking War!
Dr. Voltabolt: *Ahem* Dr. Voltabolt, Zupreme High Technomancer... and Dentizt, at your zervice.
Talk
Dr. Voltabolt: AH I zee that you haf come to vitness the power of my latest brillinat invention!
Dr. Voltabolt (thinking): HE HAZ BEEN LOOKINK AT MY PLANS AND SCHEMATICS! I vill haf to hide zem better.
Dr. Voltabolt: OF COURSE NOT! I haf decided to show ze world zat science can build a better pumpkin pie zan any normal human can, even vith magic!
Dr. Voltabolt: Yes. Well, if you can defeat the Pumpkin Pie Dispensing Dracobot (A.K.A The X-304), zen you may haf as much pie as you like!
Dr. Voltabolt: Ze X-304 is a miracle of modern science! It will show ze world once and for all that science is far superior to magic!
Dr. Voltabolt: Then ze world will thank me for freeing it from ze chain of magic. Ze world vill thank me... or I will take its thanks by FORCE! HAHAHAH!
Dr. Voltabolt: (Zat is why I am callink this day "Thankstaking Day")
Dr. Voltabolt: Vonderful! Now, I need my assistant... Major Tom Butterbomb (He iz a clone of ze original). Ground control to Major Tom...
Dr. Voltabolt: Ground control to Major Tom. Your circuit's dead. Zere is something wrong. Can you hear me Major Tom?
Dr. Voltabolt: Ah, good. Zere you are. This is Major Tom ButterBomb, my battle turkey.
Dr. Voltabolt: I haf trained him to control my Techno-Turkey, the Pumpkin Pie Dispensing Dracobot, and my entire robot army by remote control from here.
Dr. Voltabolt: If you can defeat my little pet and his metal friends, you may haf him. Bring me Corn Kernels and a Turkey Tail Feather as proof of your victories.
Dr. Voltabolt: ... Oh, and have a Happy Thankstaking <Character>!
War To Battle! - displays Introduction/War Meter.
Get Pet Turkey
Dr. Voltabolt: Haf you come to show me ze proof of your victories or are you willing to admit that zcience is superior to magic?
DC Shop Corn & Feathers
Dr. Voltabolt: If you would like to zave time, you may buy Corn and Feathers from me for Dragon Coins.
Heal - fully replenishes HP, MP, and potions.
Dr. Voltabolt: Open and say "Ahhhhh...."
Dr. Voltabolt: Zhere vee go! Now, on vith zee fighting!
Thankstaking Leftovers!
Dr. Voltabolt: Well done <Character>! Are you prepared to face my pumpkin pie dispesing dracobots! They come in two flavors, "deadly" and "AHHHHHHH!"
- Fight X-304 To Battle!
Dr. Voltabolt: This is the real test! If you can defeat my Pumpkin Pie Dispensing Dracobot then I will haf to improve on my design.
Dr. Voltabolt: Once I haf ze bugs worked out I will remake this magical world in my own technological glory, starting with Falconreach! Shall we begin?
- Titan Fight: XXL-304 To Battle!
Dr. Voltabolt: Perhaps you haf noticed that I build two versions of the Pumpkin Pie Dispensing Dracobot. Why, you ask?
Dr. Voltabolt: To keep up with ze demand for my delicious pies, of courze! The regular X-304 creates normal sized pumpkin pies.
Dr. Voltabolt: But why makes 200 normal pies when i could make one large one 200 times larger?! Zat is where ze XXL-304 comes in!
Dr. Voltabolt: You will find zat he is much larger and more powerful than his litle brothers. If fact, you will need the power of a DragonLord to defeat it!
Dr. Voltabolt: Can you finish a pumpkin pie zat big... OR WILL IT FINISH YOU?!
- Summon Dragon
Dr. Voltabolt: You know what to do, my pet.
After defeating either boss:
Dr. Voltabolt: WHAT?! Clearly my design needs quite a bit of work. Oh well... No matter, I haf many other projects in ze works.
Dr. Voltabolt: Magic has beaten science this time <Character>! I haf more X-304 Dracobots in ze back...
Dr. Voltabolt: ...If you care to try again, I will begin ze modifications at once! Mark my words, science will one day defeat magic once and for all!
Dr. Voltabolt: But not this day. Well played <Character>. I am defeated. Come, Major Butterbomb we haf much work to do!
- Weapon Store
Dr. Voltabolt: Zpeaking of leftovers... I haf many spare parts from my earlier attempts that I haf made into weapons. If you find one, you may upgrade it here.
- Heal - fully replenishes HP, MP, and potions.
Dr. Voltabolt: Open and say "Ahhhhh...."
Dr. Voltabolt: Zhere vee go! Now, on vith zee fighting!
- Leave - returns to Thankstaking Storybook.
Thankstaking (Chapter 3)
Thankstaking 08
Dr. Voltabolt: Ah, very good to zee you again, <Character>! Haf you come to tezt your zkills against my Turkey Dragon, RAWRGOBBLE!?
TITAN BATTLE! To Battle! (DA Required)
- Summon Dragon To Battle!
Dr. Voltabolt: Very vell, Dragonlord. See how you and <Dragon> stand against the might of RAWRGOBBLE!
Talk
Dr. Voltabolt: You muzt haf many qvestions, no? Ask vat you vill.
- RAWRGOBBLE?
Dr. Voltabolt: Ah, My latest creation...RAWRGOBBLE! Vat can I zay? He is pervection!
Dr. Voltabolt: It all startted ven I vanted to create a bigger turkey for the harvest feztival. Why haf many zmall turkeys ven you could haf one HUGE one?
Dr. Voltabolt: I dezided to cross a turkey with the largest animal that I could find... a DRAGON. The X-305 is the perfect synthesis of both!
Dr. Voltabolt: It was not easy. I am an inventor and dentizt... not a geneticist. So I had to find a turkey and dragon who were in love and villing to haf children.
Dr. Voltabolt: But after months of tireless research I finally produced RAWRGOBBLE! A turkey dragon big enough to feed all of Falconreach!
Dr. Voltabolt: Then I thought to myzelf... 'Doc, why feed Falconreach ven you could use the X-305 to DEZTROY IT?' HAHAHAHA! Good, no?
Dr. Voltabolt: Vell... it made zense at the time.
- X-305?
Dr. Voltabolt: A few years ago, I started the tradition of trying to improve upon the harvest feztival with the X-303...
Dr. Voltabolt: The 303 vas a giant robotic turkey piloted by Butterbomb, my military minded tezt pilot turkey.
Dr. Voltabolt: All I vanted was to built a better turkey who was juicier and fatter... and had lazers.
Dr. Voltabolt: I vill admit... things got a bit out of hand that year.
Dr. Voltabolt: Ze next year I created the X-304 Pumpkin Pie Dispenzing Dragonbot. All I vas trying to do vas make pies availble to everyone.
Dr. Voltabolt: But all of these creation pale in comparison to the X-305. RAWRGOBBLE WILL ZUCCEED VERE ZE OTHERS HAF FAILED!
- Rares?
Dr. Voltabolt: I appreciate you putting RAWRGOBBLE to ze tezt, <Character>. Once you haf helped me pervect ze creature, I will unleash it againzt Falconreach.
Dr. Voltabolt: To thank you for your help, I haf created a number of weaponz und petz for you. All you need to is bring me Turkey Feathers und Corn Kernels.
Dr. Voltabolt: Ze weapons are made from ze failed previous experiments. I hope zat you do not mind.
Holiday Rare Shops!
Dr. Voltabolt: I haf created many rewards to thank you vor helping me tezt my creation, <Character>. All you need is Turkey Feathers und Corn Kernels.
Recruit Voltabolt!
Dr. Voltabolt: Ah, <Character>, it eez a pleazure to zee you again. Haf you come to learn ze art of Dentiztry?
Talk
Popsprocket?
Dr. Voltabolt: Why yez, I know of ze gnomez there. Of courze I do.
Dr. Voltabolt: Ze leetle mechanical, Dentizt-hating gnomez.
Dr. Voltabolt: Did you know ze made me leave Popzproket? I had learned zo much there but nooooo.
Dr. Voltabolt: My pazzion for ze art of Dentiztry was FORBIDDEN! Ze call it Dark Art
Dr. Voltabolt: *incoherent grumbling*
Help
Dr. Voltabolt: You vant ME to help ZEM? After all I haf just told you? I realize there is a var going on, but.....
Dr. Voltabolt: Vell. Hrm. I do haf a fondness for ze city of Popzprocket, even if it iz overrun by ze gnomez
Dr. Voltabolt: If you can help me, I will help you. I haf zome extra mechanical togz, you can haf those. But first....
Dr. Voltabolt: I waz....tinkering...with ze Doom Cola machine and it.... haz exploded. Cola iz everyvere!
Dr. Voltabolt: I had brought in inzectz to study for...vell nevermind for vhat you do not need to know. But I had brought zem into ze houze.
Dr. Voltabolt: Now zey are all over ze spilled cola in my perfectly normal houze, and I can not get anything done!
Dr. Voltabolt: If you can clear out ze inzectz, you can haf my mechanical togz to add to your army
Never Say Dye
Doctor Voltabolt: Ah, <Character>. I zuzpected you vould be appearing zoon.
Doctor Voltabolt: Eet eez a machine.
Doctor Voltabolt: Eet explodes, unfortunately.
Doctor Voltabolt: I deed not calibrate ze depigmentation mechanicz correctly and... vell. BOOM.
Doctor Voltabolt: Vell. Yes. It VAS being leeched of color. Zat waz ze plan.
Doctor Voltabolt: To use all-natural plant dyez to color ze robez for ze Druidz. Zey are very conzerned zat zey're clozing is organic.
Doctor Voltabolt: Eggzaktically. Unfortunately, ze machine blew up, and so ze fractal recyclicator is kaput, zo ze colorz will not be put back in.
Doctor Voltabolt: Vell. *cough* Vell.
Doctor Voltabolt: I could uze a colleague to conzult wiz. But I haf none of my caliber in ze vicinity.
Doctor Voltabolt: NEVER! Ze tossed me out of zeir city. I vill not go begging to zem for help!
Doctor Voltabolt: Zee zat you do.
Live and Let Dye
Dr. Voltabolt: Vat?! I had no idea ze sneevilz had engineering knowledgez!
Dr. Voltabolt: Ah, yez. Sneevilz crave ze boxez. I haf metal boxez, not gold. Vill zat verk for you?
Dr. Voltabolt: No, <Character>. I expect you to hand him ze dye.
Dr. Voltabolt: Ze machine! Eet verks!
Dr. Voltabolt: Vould you conzider coming and verking wis me? I could use an azziztant!
Dr. Voltabolt: Ah, vell. Zat iz too bad. But zank you for ze help! And you, too, <<You>>.
Dr. Voltabolt: Now zat ze machine ees verking again, ze Druids vill have ze dye zey need for zeir clothez.
Collision Course
Dr. Voltabolt: <Character>? Just vhat do you zink you are doing here?
Dr. Voltabolt: Ah! Zat is kind of you. Here, let me gif you a little zomezink as a zank-you prezent.
Thankstaking (Chapter 4)
A Feast of Fowl
Dr. Voltabolt: Hrmph. Iz zis ze lazt plaze you looked?
Dr. Voltabolt: Zat is just vonderful. Zo zanitary.
Dr. Voltabolt: Vell, actually-
Dr. Voltabolt: Zat I am. Vhat haf you planned?
Dr. Voltabolt: Aaah, yez, I do. I know juzt vuat you mean. A leettle of ze overclocking and zome vires crozzed here and zhere...
Dr. Voltabolt: Ze town vill haf a VONDERFUL, bountiful feazt onze I am done feexing ze oven!
Dr. Voltabolt: Ok, come to ze daddy.
Dr. Voltabolt: Ah. I zee ze problemz.
Dr. Voltabolt: Vhat ve haf here eez faulty viring.
Dr. Voltabolt: Zat vill do eet! You oven iz all feexed up!
Dr. Voltabolt: Aah, yez. Ze townzpeople are lucky to haf you baking for zem. Zhere vill be MUCH food, now zat I am done with ze oven!
Dr. Voltabolt: Yes. Friday ze Thirteenth waz over two and a half veekz ago.
Dr. Voltabolt: Vee are ZO hungry!
Thankstaking (Chapter 5)
Feast of Welcomegiving!
Dr. Voltabolt: Oh! I am zo happy I could keezz zomeone!
Dr. Voltabolt: Am ztill happy.
Dr. Voltabolt: I cannot stand anozzer holiday uf beingk on ze outside! Not vhen zere are zo many good zmellz uf roastinkg und bakingk!
Dr. Voltabolt: I am unable to do ze cookingk vell, unfortunately. My last attempt at cookingk zoup was used as lubricant for ze Junkyard Driller!
Dr. Voltabolt: But I haf been developingk a line uf celebrity chef cookvare.
Dr. Voltabolt: You are mozt velcome, Oishii, to try my Prezzurfied Cookatron 3500 Prezzure Cauldron!
Thankstaking (Chapter 6)
The Biggest Thankstaking Ever!
Dr. Voltabolt: You haff no idea how bad that can be for your health. Even your turkey iz bad for you.
Dr. Voltabolt: I vill haff you know, turkey has no more or less tryptophan than any other fowl.
Dr. Voltabolt: No, I zhall not ruin zis feast. I zhall aid it!
Dr. Voltabolt: Oh, like zis.
Appointment
Dr. Voltabolt: Hmph.
Dr. Voltabolt: Arggchhh. Stiupit robotz, SILENZE!
Dr. Voltabolt: ?!
Dr. Voltabolt: Do you haf an appointment?
Dr. Voltabolt: Vat can I help you vith, <Class>?
Dr. Voltabolt: I am afraid your Professor iz in anozher office.
Dr. Voltabolt: I could not offer ze type of help that he wished to haf. I vas a little too... aggresif.
Thankstaking Storybook
Chapter 1:
Dr. Voltabolt: Realize, <Character>, zat my experimentz are not to be trifiled witz.
Chapter 3:
Dr. Voltabolt: Zere is no way, <Character>, zat you vill defeat my experimentz zis year!
Thankstaking (Chapter 7)
Rotten Turducken
Voltabolt: Vhat ruin? I only took ze paper out zho I could zhee vhat you were making. Zoze Turducken are horrible for your teeth.
Thankstaking (Chapter 9)
Saving Private Practice
Voltabolt: Vhere... Vhere am I?
Voltabolt: Factory... how... vhy?
Voltabolt: To ourselves? Vho are you?!?
Voltabolt: YOU?!? You VITCH!
Voltabolt: Ve thought you vere gone! Father... Mother.. Zey looked for you for YEARS!
Voltabolt: After years of searching Zey gave up... Zey thought you vere dead and moved to another town to ezcape ze memories and ze grief...
Voltabolt: You blew up ze house! You almozt killed Coulomb!
Voltabolt: It isn't flammable! You let your magic get out of control!
Voltabolt: No I von't! ze good people of Falconreach vill get me out of here!
Voltabolt: Vhat is zo funny?
Voltabolt: Know vhat?
Voltabolt: V-vhat? No zey don't!
Voltabolt: I-I thought they had aczepted me... I had even prepared some NORMAL food as a zurprise...
Voltabolt: Give me my toolz and I vill begin!
Voltabolt: I-I... My head... Vhat is happening?
Voltabolt: Vhat... I vas like vas in a trance. I could see vhat I vas doing but I couldn't stop myself...
Voltabolt: You mean... you still vant me at ze celebration?
Thankstaking (Chapter 11)
The Great Moglinberry Caper
Voltabolt: I haff ze zecurity covered. I vill put my machinez to use protecting ze town from any ... trouble.
Voltabolt: Do not vorry, Ladiez. I vill be nearby at ze Inn until after ze feztivitiez.
Voltabolt: Zat iz why I am ztaying nearby. In caze of trouble I can fix thingz. I haff learned my lezzon about mezzing with the kitchen toolz. Zat vill not happen.
Voltabolt: Zomeone mezzed vith the remote. Zere's something on zis remote zat izn't right. Zome zort of zmudge.
What's That Whistling Noise?
Voltabolt: I haff fixed all my robotz, but zis is a dizazter! How vill ve get all ze foodz back from Joules?
Voltabolt: My Robotz!!
Thankstaking (Chapter 18)
Ruby's Shocking Plan
Dr. Voltabolt: Vell, as zhey say, ze best security is unseen! I have done my duty and kept any... mishaps contained within ze city of Falconreach.
Dr. Voltabolt: It vould not do to draw unvanted attention from Ze Rose, after all!
Dr. Voltabolt: It is a... complicated matter.
Dr. Voltabolt: Zhe very same. She was not always like... how she is now.
Dr. Voltabolt: She did not always hang out with zhe vrong crowd.
Dr. Voltabolt: Vhich is vhy I came to Ruby. She and her brozher are very close.
Dr. Voltabolt: I zhought she might have insight into how ve may convince Joules to put aside her felonious vays.
Dr. Voltabolt: Like I said, <Character>, she knows her brozher so vell!
Dr. Voltabolt: Incredible! Such familial bonding over shared experiences!
Dr. Voltabolt: Leave zhe sibling-ness to zhe experts, <Character>!
Clash of the Robots
Dr. Voltabolt: More Moglinberry Juice, sister?
Dr. Voltabolt: Zat is vhat zhe expert calls a "little lie". And it has brought you to zhe table, both literally and figuratively.
Dr. Voltabolt: I vant you to set aside your vengeance.
Dr. Voltabolt: Zhen, at least, sit down for zhe feast zhis year?
Dr. Voltabolt: It vill do you and I good, I think. Ve could talk about zhe advances in modern technology, just like zhe old days.
Dr. Voltabolt: ...Ruby, zhis is not going how I expected.
Dr. Voltabolt: Er, Joules—
Dr. Voltabolt: ...Joules... How could you...?
Dr. Voltabolt: How could you zhink zhat I vould not have been prepared for such an event?!
Dr. Voltabolt: Perhaps! But I vill have von!
Voltabolt: Attack!
Dr. Voltabolt: ...
Dr. Voltabolt: Yes, I believe ve are both thinking zhe same thing.
Dr. Voltabolt: Vhere did you come up with the idea for zhose joints?
Dr. Voltabolt: And I must say, I am surprised to hear your interest in my...
Other information
Dr. Voltabolt previously offered the retired quest You Need More Iron In Your Diet; any retired content has been archived on its respective entry.
Side View Appearance
Alternate Side View Appearance
Also See: Kid Voltabolt
Thanks to
DemonicDarkwraith for images and corrections.
Stephen Nix for additional dialogue and correction.
ArchMagus Orodalf, dragonman66, GhostBear5, ILmaster13, Krazy_Kakadu, and Mysterious Player for additional dialogue.
ShadowReaper of Help, trixtor, and wolfman_naruto for information.
Doomstalker and Niki for corrections.
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