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 Victoria's Secret
Location: Oaklore Keep (Books 1 and 2) -> Sir Ano -> Quests -> Victoria's Secret -> Quest!
Requirements: Completion of There's No Place Like Oaklore
Release Date: August 22nd, 2025
Objective: You wouldn't think a military fort would be a place of secrets, but Sir Ano sure has managed to keep your assistance quiet long enough. Who is to say that others don't have secrets of their own?
Objective completed: Scandalous! This will set the townsfolk talking, to be sure.
Experience rewarded: Scaled
Gold rewarded: Scaled
Monsters
(1) Dinck
(2) Lava Daver
(5) Renegade Scout
(1) Roogen
(4) V.O.U.G.
(1) Dread Bandit Roberts, (2) Renegade Scout - Boss
NPCs
Captain Rolith
Harry
King Alteon
Poe
Princess Brittany
Princess Tara
Princess Victoria
Roberts
Sir Ano
Surly
Rewards
None
Access to Bandit Loot Shop.
Dialogue
Sir Ano joins you as Guest A.
*You are in a swamp; you fight various monsters until you and Sir Ano confront a trio of bandits.*
Harry: Halt!
Poe: *mumble*
Sir Ano: Huh?, <Character>: Excuse me?
Surly: He said "We'll make it so's yer own mother couldn't identify ya."
<Character>: Oh. Thank you. Anyways, we're supposed to be here. We're on a mission! That is, we were sent here to—
Surly: Hey! You, the skinny one with th' big nose. Harry, doesn't 'e look like Wes Lee?
Harry: Wes Lee?, Poe: *confused mumble*
Surly: Yes, ya numbskull. He's th' adventurer what helps them bandits over near Lymcrest.
Harry: Ummmm. Uh. Oooh. Right. Wes Lee!
Surly: Ya are Wes Lee, aint'cha?
Sir Ano: ...Why, yes. Yes I am!
<Character>: This can't have been part of your plan.
Sir Ano: Nope! But who says I can't think fast? Carpe Opportunitas!
<Character>: What? We can get you some fish later! Focus on the mission!
Harry: What did ya say?
Sir Ano: Nothing. Just sneezing. Both of us.
Harry: Gesundheit!, Poe: *mumble*
Sir Ano: Thank you! I've come with a message from a fellow chief. He, uh, wants me to give it to your leader in person. It's very important.
<Character>: Full of plottings and deviousness and bandit-y goodness.
Harry: Then yous'd best get moving on to camp. Follow th' path that way and you'll see it over th' hill there.
Harry: Oh, and watch out for th' chief. He and Fezwig—
Surly: Ugh, that giant oaf.
Harry: They got inta a brawl and Fezwig knocked 'im about th' head. He might be a bit muddled. And angry.
*After fooling the trio of bandits, you continue fighting various monsters until you and Sir Ano meet the bandit leader, Roberts, in their camp.*
Roberts: So, they said you were Lee?
Sir Ano: Yep. Lee. Wes Lee.
Roberts: Didn't you do that... thing for... er— what'shisname?
Sir Ano: The guy you met in that one town?
Roberts: That's the one!
<Character>: That was Macks, all right! He's really good at getting things done. A miracle man, if you know what I mean.
Roberts: I do, I do! Say... how's about you help me with a little job I've got in the works?
Sir Ano: Er, sure.
<Character>: What do you think you're doing? What did you just agree to do?!
Sir Ano: Shh! Trust me! So... what did you have in mind, Dready?
Roberts: Weeeell. Y'know the King? The one with the daughters?
<Character>: ...What about them?
Roberts: I heard tell that he's going to be in some fortress in the woods near Falconreach.
Sir Ano: You mean... Oaklore Keep?
Roberts: That's the one! Anyways, I figure, the life of a bandit chief is pretty swanky what with the robbing and the plundering and all, but I figured...
Roberts: If I could grab me a princess, I could ransom some serious loot outta her daddy.
Sir Ano: You're going to kidnap one of the princesses?
<Character>: Is this the part where you tell him who you really are? Because I don't think this is quite how you want to get noticed by His Highness., Roberts: Yup! And you two're gonna help!
Sir Ano: Dready, I'd love to help you, really I would. There's just one little problem.
Roberts: What's that?
Sir Ano: My name is Sir Ano de Berg'rac. You're planning to kidnap my princess. Prepare to die.
Battle! - begins battle with Dread Bandit Roberts and 2 Renegade Scout.
Heal - fully replenishes HP, MP, and potions.
Run Away! - returns to Oaklore Keep (Books 1 and 2).
*After defeating Roberts, you continue fighting more monsters until you and Sir Ano get back to Oaklore Keep, where they report to Captain Rolith about their success.*
Captain Rolith: Welcome back, Ano! And <Character>, how nice to see you after all this time.
Captain Rolith: Ano, I have to be honest. This last mission, dealing with the bandits... was something of a test. Sir Reptitious followed you the entire time.
Captain Rolith: Now, I'm not sure why <Character> came with you, but it looks like you didn't mind the company.
<Character>: Er... yeah. Company. Ano? Did you want to break in he—
Captain Rolith: Yes, yes. I'm sure you want to tell me all about the details of your mission, Ano, but I have news you'll want to hear.
Captain Rolith: The King is here, and I've shared Sir Reptitious' report and the details of your last few trips with him. He's eager to meet you.
Captain Rolith: I believe he and his daughters are about to sit down to a meal. Sir Emony will announce you. Congratulations, you've come a long way.
Captain Rolith: Oh, and one more thing. After his Highness is done with you, there's the bandits' loot to go through. I'd say you've earned your share.
*You, Sir Ano, and the Pactogonal Knights meet with King Alteon and his daughters at a dining table.*
King Alteon: <Character>, it is always good to see you! Sir Ano, I'm pleased to have you dining with us tonight, as are my daughters.
King Alteon: I've heard quite a few stories about you from Sir Emony when he brought up Captain Rolith's request to have you presented...
King Alteon: Especially after thwarting a kidnapping plot! Please allow me to introduce my daughters, at least one of whom owes her well-being to you, it seems.
King Alteon: Brittany, my lovely eldest; her clever little sister, Tara; and finally, my darling Victoria.
Princess Victoria: Hello!, Princess Tara: Pleasure to meet you both!, Princess Brittany: Good evening!
Sir Ano: I am truly honored, Sire. I have dreamed about this moment for years. And, to be honest, I have to thank <Character>. Without <his/her/their> hel—
<Character>: Princess Victoria! It is Victoria, right? Your Highness, it is so good to finally meet you.
Princess Victoria: Er, yes. Thank you. It is very nice to meet you, <Character>. For the first time. Ever.
<Character>: Ano, I'm sure you've heard the many stories about Her Highness' selfless charity work?
King Alteon: Victoria? I didn't know you'd become involved with my charities! I'm not surprised; you always were a role model of selflessness.
<Character>: Oh, yes, your Highness! She's well-known for her work distributing gold to the mon—
Princess Victoria: The moneyless villagers! That is to say, to the poorer townspeople.
Princess Tara: Gee, Vicki, that sounds a bit dangerous. Aren't you afraid of being waylaid by lawless criminals?
King Alteon: Your sister has a good point, Victoria. I'm familiar with the areas where our charities focus.
King Alteon: There are some unsavory characters there with complete disregard for the law.
Princess Brittany: Ooh, aren't you afraid you'd be in danger?
<Character>: I'm sure your sister can handle herself, my Lady. I'm quite sure of it. Why, I bet she could come face to face with Robina the Hood herself...
<Character>: ... and be in no more danger than she is now.
Princess Tara: You wouldn't want to borrow the little mirror I have, would you Victoria?
Princess Victoria: ...
King Alteon: Victoria, just what are <Character> and your sister implying?
Princess Victoria: Father, I just... I—
Sir Ano: You just make it so that the adventurers who slay the monsters bothering the townspeople get a little something for their troubles, right?
Sir Ano: I mean, if Robina the Hood— er, if you didn't do that, being a hero would be much less profitable, wouldn't it?
Sir Ano: And the way I see it, that would be bad in a couple ways.
King Alteon: Do continue, because I'm very interested in how you're going to rationalize one of my daughters supporting and even directly aiding crime.
Sir Ano: Well, if the heroes didn't see slaying monsters as profitable, the number of active heroes would decrease. That would do two things:, Princess Victoria: ...
Sir Ano: It would make more trouble for your subjects since monster attacks would become more frequent...
Sir Ano: ... and it would mean there were fewer heroes spending their hard-won gold in the shops and inns throughout Greenguard.
Sir Ano: So, really, when you think about it, Victoria's actions as Robina benefit your kingdom's economy.
<Character>: ...Y'know, Ano, that actually kind of makes sense.
Princess Victoria: Yes, yes it does. It definitely does. All of the sense. Uh, that's been my motivation this whole time! Helping the people!
<Character>: Right..., Princess Tara: Hehe.
King Alteon: Hmmm. I can't say as I entirely approve of your methods, but I'm glad to see you taking an interest in the well-being of our subjects...
King Alteon: Even if your attempts to aid them were rather circuitous. We'll have to have a lengthy talk about just what your plans for the future are, my girl.
King Alteon: I highly doubt you'll attract a prince gallivanting around the countryside engaged in such unsuitable activities.
King Alteon: As for you, Ano, you have quite the sharp mind. Such an ability to finesse the facts of a situation and present them in a good light, well..., Princess Victoria: But...!
King Alteon: I could have a use for such a silver-tongued young knight at court. Sir Vice is in charge of coordinating the knights who work directly for me.
King Alteon: See him about a position as a public relations consultant. I have high hopes for you, young man.
Princess Brittany: I'd be happy to show you around court, Sir Ano. I'm sure someone as brave and gallant as you are must have many stories to tell!
Sir Ano: Why, I, uh... yes. Yes, I do.
King Alteon: Speaking of stories... Really, Victoria! Some of the tales I've heard about your alter ego! I hope they aren't all true.
<Character>: Only most of them!
Princess Victoria: <Character>, you can stop. Helping. Now.
<Character>: Awww, are you sure? I could keep going! I've done so well with Ano, after all.
Princess Victoria: Quite sure., Princess Brittany: He is quite a Knight, isn't he?
Sir Ano: *blush*, <Character>: As you wish, your Highness.
Complete Quest
Bandit Loot Shop - opens Bandit Loot Shop.
Other information
Completion of this quest unlocks Nose for Trouble badge.
A HP/MP healing pad can be found during the quest.
Pop-up headlines during the quest:
quote:
No need to backtrack.
Oversized blades are perfect for killing Vurr'men of Unnatural Girth.
You might want to count these bandits' fingers. You just can't trust a man with too many fingers.
No need to go back! Quest was updated with dialogue updates, music, boss mechanics, bugfixes, and more on August 22nd, 2025.
Thanks to DemonicDarkwraith for original entry.
< Message edited by DemonicDarkwraith -- 8/26/2025 16:55:40 >
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