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This book is called: How to find books under trees." Guess you don't need it.

A family of spiders has made this helm their home.

These are the lyrics to a song: "The ballad of Sanford and his Son"

Lots of dagger holes in this chestpiece. No wonder someone threw it out.

This cast iron pot has seen one too many bad stew recipies.

There is something... icky... all over the handle.

There are a lot of these skulls. Sneevils must have found a crate of them.

A Mystery Bag that smells like gorillaphant feet! Better leave it there.

Wow. A stick.

A small voice calls your name from inside this vase, but you know better then to look in.

This looks like a fine axe, but looking closer you see no STATS on it. Forget that!