Jay -> Return of the Felonious Five (11/16/2018 21:12:36)
Return of the Felonious Five
Location: Thankstaking Storybook -> Chapter 13 -> Ruby -> The Return!
Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of A Boneheaded Brawl
Release Date: November 16th, 2018
Objective: A beautiful day in Falconreach! But Thankstaking is just around the corner... What could go wrong?
Objective completed: That was definitely different. Here comes trouble!
Scaled Yes/No: Yes
Turducken Wings (I-IX)
Access to RoFF Loot for DCs.
*In Book 3 Falconreach, you appear to be standing guard in place of Ash, awaiting any potential dangers the season may bring.*
San Robin: <Character>!
<Character>: I was hoping to see you. It's that time of year again. I'm guessing trouble is brewing.
San Robin: Oh? What makes you say that?
<Character>: Thankstaking is coming. We should make sure we're ready for anything.
San Robin: Good point. I'll scout around town. Shouldn't be too hard to find any signs of sentient food invading, right?
<Character>: You know, a food fight might be kind of fun if it was the NORMAL kind of food fight.
<Character>: When you have to worry about the meal eating you, it sort of takes the fun out of it.
San Robin: Doesn't it?
*Meanwhile, in the Felonious Five's gathering room...*
Noxus: I asked you to bring an assortment of magic items, so that we may select the best effects to channel through the Orb.
Joules: Good. Let us discuss the best course of action.
Noxus: I believe we can channel even MORE magic through the Orb if we attach it to something.
Noxus: Surely there is something here that will work for our needs.
Noxus: There's this infinity gaunt—
Zorbak: Nope... don't even finish saying that.
The Nix: Wac!
Noxus: Nix has a good point. Why not use some transformation magic?
Noxus: Let's do something that will REALLY change the way these do gooders think!
Joules: Hah! I have just what we need. Nix, can I borrow one of your delightful shrink rays for a moment?
*Joules holds a tiara, staring down at it with a wicked smile.*
The Nix: WAC!
Joules: Yes, I'll be careful with it, now give it here!
*Joules uses The Nix's shrink ray to shrink the Orb down to the size of a large gemstone.*
Joules: A perfect fit!
Noxus: Why the tiara?
Joules: This is an ancient artifact that I discovered years ago. It has potent magic— usually enough just to transform its wearer, but—
Zorbak: Food is always being transformed. That's getting old.
Joules: Who on Lore said anything about transforming FOOD?
*Joules has placed the tiara on her head. Now, over in Falconreach, beams of black, lime green and magenta transformation magic start shooting from the sky. Many of Falconreach's townsfolk are transformed into Turducken. You and San Robin find shelter behind Gretel's bakery.*
San Robin: That... can't be gouda.
<Character>: What was that?!
San Robin: Ash, Aria, the villagers have all been transformed into Turducken!
Ruby: What a delicious pickle. Transformed, you say? Hmm.
Gretel: Well, I have to give them points for originality. It wasn't the food this time.
Ruby: Food. Hmmm. Transformed into turducken. I wonder...
<Character>: I knew something was going to happen! What can we do now? We can't just leave everyone like that.
Ruby: I think...
Ruby: Yes, working with that scrumptious Twilly, we should be able to use some Moglin magic to counteract the enchantments.
Ruby: But you'll have to round them all up for us!
<Character>: Got it! I'm on the job!
San Robin: Me too! I'll take care of South Falconreach. You can gather the ones running around on the north side of town, <Character>!
Ruby: Be gentle with them! I'll go find Twilly!
*After you battle and round up the 12 villagers transformed into Turducken on the northern side of town...*
<Character>: That should be the last of them. You got them all from down south?
San Robin: Sure did! Are you ready to turn them all back, Ruby, Twilly?
Ruby: Yeah... turn them all back...
<Character>: Ruby... what are you... Are those herbs and spices?
Ruby: People transformed into turduckens! Sounds like an opportunity too good to pass up. No one will miss Ash, right? Maybe just a wing?
<Character>: Ruby... don't—
Ruby: I'm kidding! These plants are vital to the spell we've got planned.
Twilly: They actually are!
<Character>: Thank goodness. Well, that should wrap everything up. Other than some mild trauma, seems like we got off easy–
*A loud bang causes the entire town to shudder.*
Gretel: The gate—!
*The Felonious Five appear to have come to Falconreach to witness their dastardly creations first-hand.*
San Robin: <Character>, why would you ever say something like that?!
Quest Loot - opens RoFF Loot for DCs shop.
Pop-up headlines during the quest:
(1-12) villager(s) left to save!
Doesn't look like there are any turduckens that way.
I don't see any turduckens over there.
No turduckens that way.
San Robin is taking care of South Falconreach.