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 Final Battle!
Location: Yulgar's Weapon Shop / Battleon Inn -> "Yulgar" / Yulgar -> Fire War -> Final Battle -> Quest!
Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of Attack On Drakonnan!
Release Date: September 4th, 2009
Objective: The time has come to infiltrate Drakonnans Lair and fight him once and for all!
Objective completed: Drakonnan is defeated!
Scaled Yes/No: Yes
Monsters
(2) Fire Eater
(2) Fire Golem
(4) Fire Mantix
(2) Fire Ray
(4) Lava Glob
(3) Magman
(1) Drakonnan - Boss
(1) Titan Drakonnan - Titan Boss (DA Required; Optional)
NPCs
Alina
Artix
Cysero
Drakonnan
Ghost
Oishii
Reens
Tomix
Warlic
Zorbak
Rewards
Weapons
Vanilla Ice Katana (50)
Victory Dagger (I, II, III)
Victory Staff (I, II, III)
Victory Sword (I, II, III)
Vanilla Ice Katana (Temporary)
Helmets
Drakonnan's Helm
Drakonnan's Armored Helm
Drakonnan's Fiery Helm
Dialogue
Artix: The main part of Drakonnan's Lair lies within the mountain...
Artix: We will have to jump down into the pit.
Artix: From what I can remember, it is a maze of dungeons down there and there are lots of people to rescue.
<Character>: We'll save them.
*You, Cysero, Artix, and Warlic are now in the upper section of Drakonnan's Lair.*
<Character>: Do you know where the katana is being kept?
Artix: No, we are going to have to search for it.
Artix: We might be able to get more information from the people we rescue though.
Warlic: The pit is protected by a force field. We're going to have to break through it to get down below.
Warlic: I can try... It will generate a lot of mana to break through though...
Cysero: I have this sponge.... *
spoiler:
NOTE:
You are here because you clicked on Cysero when he said "I have this sponge..."
Don't worry, this craziness won't take long.
<Character>: ...what?
<Character>: Cysero... What are you doing?
Cysero: Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee,
<Character>: ...
<Character>: Could someone PLEASE explain what's going on?
Ghost: I guess that's my cue...
Ghost: Well, congrats! You've discovered an easter egg!
<Character>: A what?
Ghost: You've found a secret part of the game that has nothing to do with the quest you're on.
<Character>: So what is the point?
Cysero: The point is I have to pee!
Ghost: Funny story, actually...
Ghost: On the road to Dragoncon 2009 a bunch of us had a conversation via Twitter...
Ghost: This is the product of that convo. You'll have to read it for yourself...
Ghost: (Artix, Rolith, and Cysero are in a car together on the way to DragonCon, while I'm at home working on these very cutscenes.)
Twitter transcript:
GHOST: Ok... Cutscenes! Time is slipping away from me ._.
CYSERO: I refuse to be the first to ask for a bathroom break. Must. Not. Break. Seal!
ROLITH: @Cysero drip...drip...drip
GHOST: @Cysero
GHOST: @Cysero >_> that was supposed to contain a funny msg that made you want to pee. Phail
CYSERO: @GhostieAE know what kind of funny things make me need to pee the most? Funny completed cutscenes!
GHOST: @Cysero Jerk. XD Don't make me put you in the cutscene doing the 'igottapee' dance. I'll do it!
CYSERO: @GhostieAE Aaaaaaaaaaaahahaha!
Cysero on Twitter
Ghost on Twitter
Rolith on Twitter
<Character>: I wonder if he thought you would really do it..
Ghost: *shrug*
Ghost: PS.. Don't tell C it is here, keep it a secret please. Last thing I want is him exacting his revenge on me. *wink*
Cysero: Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee,
Ghost: HAHA, lookit him go!
Go back to the game - returns to main dialogue.
<Character>, Artix, Warlic (in unison): NO.
<Character>: ...Is there any other way?
?: Mehehehehehehe
<Character>: This isn't a funny situation. Who's laughing?
Zorbak: Mehehehehe, silly humans.
<Character>: Zorbak! What are you doing here?
Zorbak: Hmph, I've come to help you.
Zorbak: I don't exactly want to see my nice, dank, dark Lair of Ultimate Ev...
Zorbak: *cough*
Zorbak: ...Ebil.
Artix: Why on Lore would we accept your help, especially as you have chosen the side of evil?
Zorbak: Ebil.
Zorbak: Simple. You have no other choice.
Zorbak: There are three beings present who are powerful enough to break through that force field...
Zorbak: One wants to do it with a sponge soaked in nitroglycerin which will just make a smoking crater, and the other has...
Zorbak: ...limits on his magic and just might make the whole planet a smoking crater.
Warlic: What do you know of my magic, moglin?
Zorbak: Enough, human.
<Character>: Zorbak... we can't, there has to be another way without us supporting whatever your evil...
Zorbak: Ebil.
<Character>: ...ebil plans, whatever they may be.
Zorbak: I hope you like lava then, lots of it.
Zorbak: Face it, kid, I'm your only hope. It's my way, or the lava super-highway.
<Character>: Warlic?
Warlic: Unfortunately... he's correct.
Zorbak: Mehehehehehehe!
Artix: Is there no other way?
*Cysero grins, squeezing his sponge soaked in nitroglycerin.*
Warlic: Anything else is just too risky.
*Cysero sinks, deflated that his solution was deemed unsuitable.*
Zorbak: Mehehehehe, you will all finally recognize and respect my power!
Zorbak: Now c'mon, I don't have all day.
*Zorbak stands before the force field.*
Zorbak: ...
*Zorbak casts an ebil spell, and the force field is shattered.*
Zorbak: Meh.
<Character>: Now what?
Zorbak: ...
Zorbak: Well, what are all you waiting for?
Zorbak: I did all the hard work and broke through Drakonnan's force field! Now let's go in there and find him! Jump!
*You fight your way through various elementals of fire as you search for the prisoners, the Ice Katana, the Fire Orbs, and/or Drakonnan.*
Prisoner dungeon location (from starting screen):
spoiler:
2 Right -> Up -> Up Right
Dungeon also contains 2 one-time full heal potion vials.
Tomix: I am Tomix, the SoulWeaver.
Information
Tomix: Drakonnon has learned how to create more fire orbs.
Tomix: You will have to find them, if you haven't already, and destroy them in order to weaken his power...
Tomix: He keeps them far from the prisoner cells. Look to the north-west.
Reens: <Character>! Thank goodness you've arrived! Alina, the mana-potion master, and I have been talking about how to defeat Drakonnan and escape.
Information
Alina: The Fire Orbs are his source of power. If those are destroyed, it should significantly weaken him.
Reens: Be very careful though. I suspect, with the amount of power Konnan has absorbed, that he's becoming more elemental than man.
Alina: If he were to take the final step and fuse with the element while he still possesses an orb... I don't want to think about what could happen!
Oishii: Hi, I'm Oishii! Thank you for saving us!
Information
Oishii: This dungeon is horrible. It smells like sulfer and burnt rocks from all the volcanic gases.
Oishii: A few days ago, I picked up a new scent... something... vanilla!
Oishii: It's very close by. What do you think it is?
Temporary Vanilla Ice Katana location (from this screen):
spoiler:
Down -> Up Left
Fire Orb locations (from starting screen):
spoiler:
Left -> Up -> 2 Right (Pop-up: Found: Fire Orb! Do NOT remove, will drastically reduce the master's power.)
Left -> 3 Up (Pop-up: Found: Fire Orb! Do NOT remove, use to create new monsters.)
After collecting both Fire Orbs and entering the throne room:
<Character>: We've made it to the throne room, now where's Drakonnan?
Zorbak: Who cares?
Zorbak: We destroyed his most, er... all of his orbs... check out that throne though!
*Zorbak sits on Drakonnan's throne.*
Zorbak: How do I look? **
spoiler:
@Name: Evil Artix gettin' down with his bad self!
Evil Groove - changes Evil Artix's dance animation.
BOOYA! - changes Evil Artix's dance animation.
OOH OOH! - changes Evil Artix's dance animation.
STOP!!! - returns to main dialogue.
Zorbak: Mehehehehe, this throne really brings out the shine in my fur.
Zorbak: Quick, help me pick it up! It'll go perfect in my Lair.
*Drakonnan appears behind Zorbak.*
Drakonnan: YOU!
Drakonnan: You DARE come to my Lair!
<Character>: This has to stop, Konnan!
Drakonnan: THERE IS NO KONNAN!!!
Fight! - begins battle with Drakonnan.
Heal - fully replenishes HP, MP, and potions.
Leave - returns to Yulgar's Weapon Shop or Battleon Inn.
MUSIC ON
MUSIC OFF
During battle with Drakonnan:
Drakonnan: The Ice Katana will not save you...
Drakonnan: For the flame I wield can never die. It has consumed me, and it has made me immortal.
Drakonnan: Too little, too late, "hero", now it is time to burn you to cinders!
Drakonnan: It seems you will not be killed so easily..
Drakonnan: Nevermind, though. My powers are beyond your comprehension!
Drakonnan: FIRE CONSUMES!
Drakonnan: ARRGHHHHH!!!!
Drakonnan: Do you even KNOW what it is you trifle with?
Drakonnan: Nothing... Nothing matters anymore.
Drakonnan: You... YOU HAVE COST ME EVERYTHING!
Drakonnan: YOU WILL SUFFER MY VENGEANCE
Drakonnan: Now you will feel my full power...
Drakonnan: NOW you will understand my anger...
Drakonnan: NOW YOU WILL UNDERSTAND MY HATRED!
Drakonnan: YOU WILL BURN BEFORE ME AND YOUR ASHES SHALL MARK THE BEGINNING OF MY REIGN!
Drakonnan: THIS IS...
Drakonnan: FIRE IMMORTAL!
After defeating Drakonnan:
Drakonnan: NO!
Drakonnan: Revenge was mine!
Drakonnan: I took the katana...
Drakonnan: The orbs...
*Scene zooms out to show Drakonnan without his mask, head in his hands.*
Drakonnan: I destroyed your towns... Took prisoners....
Drakonnan: No.
Drakonnan: NO!
*Drakonnan raises his head from his hands, forming them into fists.*
Drakonnan: I WILL NOT BE DENIED MY REVENGE!!!
*Drakonnan dives for the throne, but Zorbak pushes it out of the way, and Drakonnan falls into the lava.*
*SPLOOSH!*
*sizzle*
Zorbak: Meheheh..
<Character>: This is bad...
<Character>: THIS IS VERY BAD!
*The ground beneath you and Zorbak collapses, but you both get to safety just in time; the throne, however, falls into the lava.*
<Character>: I...
<Character>: It's over.
<Character>: I'm sorry, Konnan... I really am... I wish...
<Character>: At least you can finally rest now, and hopefully find peace instead of the evil you embraced...
Zorbak: Who cares? He took my chair!
<Character>: But... but Zorbak, the world is safe now.
<Character>: We just defeated the greatest threat to Lore...
<Character>: You're getting kinda close to the edge, Zorbak!
Zorbak: Shhhh...
Zorbak: Hey Drakel-head! If you do not give me my chair back right now I am going to come down there and get it myself!
Zorbak: Hmmm...
Zorbak: Oh yeah, almost forgot about this.
*Zorbak holds out a Fire Orb.*
Zorbak: Hey Drakonnan!
Zorbak: I have your ultra fire orb right here... I will trade it to you for the chair! Just throw it up!
<Character>: Zorbak!!! What are you doing? Where did you get that?
Zorbak: Meh meh meh.... found it over there, I thought it'd make a nice souvenier, I want that chair though! Now shush!
Zorbak: Grrrr.. Drakonnan... CAN YOU HEAR ME DOWN THERE?!?
*Zorbak throws the Fire Orb into the lava.*
<Character>: Was that the fire orb he uses to power up his monsters?
Zorbak: What a jerk...
<Character>: This is not good...
Summon Dragon! (DA Required) - equips DragonRider Armor.Run Away! - returns to Yulgar's Weapon Shop or Battleon Inn.
Let a DragonLord handle it - continues with following dialogue.
*Afterwards, Zorbak has decided to take Drakonnan's mask as a souvenir instead.*
<Character>: Zorbak, you're kidding right?
<Character>: You almost killed us all with that stunt! Why are you taking that now?
Zorbak: Meheheheh...
Zorbak: Because when I take over the world....
Zorbak: ...I am going to sit on this instead.
The End?
Other information
spoiler:
* Easter Egg: Click on Cysero's head during this dialogue to reveal a secret cutscene.
** Easter Egg: Click on Artix's head during this dialogue to reveal a secret cutscene.
Thanks to
Niki for spoiler dialogue and corrections.
Slayer Zach for additional dialogue and corrections.
King Desoato, monkeyman4241995, Silver Xoven, and Stephen Nix for information.
Peachii for corrections.
< Message edited by Jay -- 3/29/2021 20:12:58 >
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