[center][b]The Secret Revealed[/b][/center]
[b]Archimoodes:[/b] We ask that you not reveal what we'll tell you to anyone, except the woman who sent you on this quest for knowledge.
[b]Archimoodies:[/b] *muffled screams of rage* 
[b]Archimoodies:[/b] That bad, eh?
[b]Archimoodes:[/b] Hmm...
[b]Archimoodes:[/b] 'Kay... that's 'Request'.
[b]Archimoodes:[/b] ...And this is 'Abundant'. Good good..
[b]Archimoodes:[/b] Oh stink.
[b]Archimoodes:[/b] So...
[b]Archimoodes:[/b] Whoops.
[b]Archimoodes:[/b] That is what happened here. Because of the garbled glyphs- and how that happened we STILL do not know- our prayer went awry.
[b]Archimoodes:[/b] ... Yes.
[b]Archimoodes:[/b] Since we couldn't EAT it and we had no idea what to DO with it, we decided to get rid of it.
[b]Archimoodes:[/b] We knew of a Black Market run by an elf out in the SandSea.
[b]Archimoodes:[/b] We were sure that no one would trace this... this stuff... back to us.
[b]Archimoodes:[/b] He's a smart half-elf. I'm sure he's just concerned for his health. Have you seen how greasy that stuff is?!
[b]Archimoodes:[/b] We were quite surprised when weapons made of the bacon started turning up around Lore.
[b]Archimoodes:[/b] I discreetly investigated and found that the proprietress of a Battle Arena bought the whole mound of it.
[b]Archimoodes:[/b] It comes from a place beyond our understanding, outside our reality.

[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=6707663][b]Friday the 13th Invasion[/b][/link]
[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=7062265][b]Ice Dragon Invasion![/b][/link]
[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=8930173][b]Friday the 13th Invasion - The Last Stand![/b][/link]
[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=11629780][b]Mogloween 2007[/b][/link]
[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=11684237][b]Zorbak's Back![/b][/link]
[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=13346179][b]The Necromantress[/b][/link]
[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=13447206][b]The Outcast[/b][/link]
[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=15119075][b]Undead Dravir![/b][/link]
[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=15677849][b]Thievilchauns[/b][/link]

[size=2][center][b]SureWould Forest[/b][/center][/size]
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Mehehehe, I prefer Doomwood... but until those lazy devs open it I'm going to cause some trouble here. Have any Doom weapons?[ul]
[*] [u]Doomwood?[/u]
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Ah, stinkering fetid home sweet home. Full of liches, skeletons, zombies and if you get bored there are wimpy Paladins to beat up.

[*] [u]Doom Weapons?[/u]
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Yeah Doom weapons are pretty good...if you are a insane, demented, psychotic and have no conscience or moral bearing.

[*] [u]Invite Zorbak[/u]
<Confirmation?> Would you like Zorbak to join in your party? This will replace your current pet.[/ul]

[size=2][center][b]Amityvale[/b][/center][/size]
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Hey "hero". Got a minute?
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Hey you, yeah you...I have a job for you.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] What? Can't I be all warm and fuzzykins want-to-save-world blahblahblah too? Meh.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Fine. Whatever. Obviously, you're too smart for me <Class>. Meh, I'll tell you what's really up.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] There's an old dragon cave not too far from here in the Doomwood. It's been taken over by some of Noxus' more... ambitious projects.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] A race of zombie dravir.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] So, yeah, environment, killing off the native werewolves/townsfolk, whatever. They shouldn't be there.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] They have an entire cavern full of... magical orbs. Obviously, they shoudln't have those. *[i]mumble[/i]*
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] *[i]mumbleonemumble[/i]*
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Look, you can destroy them all. Just let me have one. Consider it payback for showing you the cave and letting you know about the danger. 

[size=2][center][b]Friday the 13th Invasion[/b][/center][/size]
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Meh heh heh heh! Just enough masks to....
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] What!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Meh, no! I was looking to start a Hockey team and these undead skeletons just happened to be plodding through.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] We were going to use Twig as the puck.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Meh... haven't you been eaten yet?
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] DoomWood... and since you broke all of the ones here I am headed there to get more.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Oh, looks there is one left. Meh heh heh... dang, I wanted that one to be my Ghoulie.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Later.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] See you in DoomWood! Meh heh heh.... 

[size=2][center][b]Ice Dragon Invasion![/b][/center][/size]
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Meh... cast the wrong teleport spell. where am I?
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] ! Dragonmaster Frostscythe how... meh... good to see you again!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Meh heh heh heh.... this is going to be good. Later!

[size=2][center][b]Friday the 13th Invasion - The Last Stand![/b][/center][/size]
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Meh, all the heroes keep breaking the masks. I think I have enough to...
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] !
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] What?
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Meh, no! I was looking to start a Hockey Team and these undead skeletons just happened to be plodding through.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Meh, its never to early to start training.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] We're going to use Twig as the puck.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Mind your own business! Shouldn't you be getting kicked around by someone?
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Doomwood, outside of Amityvale... and since you broke all of these I am headed there to get more.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Oh, looks like there is one left. Meh heh heh...dang, i wanted that one to be my Ghoulie.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Later.

[size=2][center][b]Mogloween 2007[/b][/center][/size]
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] MMMMmmmm, that smells pretty good.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Meh heh heh! It Seems like it's missing something... needs more Mognip! A LOT more!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] THAT'S more like it! Meh heh heh! I'm outta her!'

[size=2][center][b]Zorbak's Back![/b][/center][/size]
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Oh, I whouldn't worry about that, Meh heh heh!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] The one and only. *sniff* Yumm. This stuff doesn't smell half as terrible as it looks!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] I'm glad I added all that mognip! If I had left it to you four witches, you whould've ruined it!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] !
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] That pricetag seems a little to high for me.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Ok, I get it, I GET IT! I don't see what the big deal is. It's just candy.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] ...Sweet, delicious, amazing...
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] IRRESISTABLE CANDY!!!!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] I'm... not sure. The smell was just too heavenly to pass up! The good news is I don't think it had any effect on me...
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Why, yes I think I did.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] ... Figures
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Where did I go just now? All that I remember is an incredible assault on my tastebuds, the taste of pure happiness in the candy form, then...
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] ...then I was here.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Oh yeah, the candy! That stuff is GREAT!!! I think I'll eat a little more. Meh heh heh!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Yeah I know.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Oh No! I have to work full time for cute witches with their own Doom Cauldron... could there be a worse fate?
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] The 'Oh No' was in massive sarcasm quotes.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] OK. Hey, why don't we just toss the stuff into that huge wormhole right behind you?
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] *nom nom nom nom*
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] *moan*
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Ohhhh my tummy feels funny, Uh oh.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Ok, it's OK. I think I'm going to be fine...
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] NOPE! NOT FINE! NOT FINE AT ALL!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] CANDY!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Man I feel Terrible. I'm never eating candy again. I signed your contract, Toil, can I go now?
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] *sigh* 

[size=2][center][b]The Necromantress[/b][/center][/size]
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Meh… you guys have an undead invasion and I do not even get an invite?
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Oh man… it’s HER! Meh. I’ve seen this girl around here before, *Your Name*! how is my fur? Do I smell ok?
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Ebil AND smart… I think I’m in love! ♥
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] She is…. So…. PERFACT! ♥
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] PET!? ♥*rips*
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Meh… you listen here! The only one who is going to take over the world is me!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] So you might as well that necro-chump club and join me. Or… meh… at least give me your number.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] What….? Meh, she is hot!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Sorry *your name*…. an ebil moglin’s gotta do what an ebil moglin’s gotta do! Hey Necro-girl! Wait for me!

[size=2][center][b]The Outcast[/b][/center][/size]
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] ... and that concludes this weeks Ask Zorbak. Thanks for you stupid question. Meh heh heh!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] GAH! Don't you poeple know how to knock?! What do you want? Can't you see that I'm busy?
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Forgot how to tie your shoes again, Paladin? Meh heh heh!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Meh. Why would you care about that place? They are all losers in there. I have a better idea, <Character>...
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] ...How about we get some crossbows and make this Paladin 'holey'! Meh heh heh!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Meh, who's joking?
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] I still have my old student I.D. to Necro-University, but why bother with those necrolosers??!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] If you want to face the unstoppable creation of a true Necromancer... PREPARE YOURSELF!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] I call forth my latest and greatest creation...
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] "Sheleton!!!"
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] What do you mean 'Really?'!!?? He's a MASTERPIECE!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Silence! Do not let your fear overcome you... Meh, OK... Let it overcome you a little. Tremble with fear at the sight of my terrifying Sheleton!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] That's just pure, raw EBIL leaking out.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Enough of this! Face your doom! Sheleton... ATTACK!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Meh. Hold on a sec.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Let me see here...
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Melf's Anti-Acid Medication? Meh. Um, no...
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Detect Visibility? That sounds REALLY useful. Meh.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Belly Zipper "Easy To Install"? Woah... saving that one for later. Meh heh heh...
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Here we go! Got it!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Meh... whoops.... Says Grow fast, not GO fast.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Oh well... close enough. DESTROY THESE FOOLS, my pet!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] What are you waiting for??
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Meh... What are you looking at ME for?!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Uh oh...
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] What are you noobs waiting for?!?! Start being heroes! SAVE ME!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Meh... deal!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] There. Now we're even. Get out.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Yeah, they kicked me out. Those losers have no idea what real darkness magic is.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] They were...meh... scared of my unstoppable power!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] But I will show them. Meh. I will show all of them!!!!!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Meh... heh.. heheh.... Meheheheheheheheehehehe!!!!

[size=2][center][b]Undead Dravir![/b][/center][/size]
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] At last! I'll take this one, mehehe, you can do whatever you want to, just destroy the rest.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Mehehe, yes "hero", it's a dracolich egg! Now all the powers of a DragonLord will be mine!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] The ultimate powe... wait, what?
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] I...well... foolish hero! I am the greatest necromancer this world has ever known!

[size=2][center][b]Thievilchauns[/b][/center][/size]
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] A-HAH! I thought I was a few fighters short. Just what are you doing with my sneevilchauns and my gold?
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] You were planning your OWN invasion weren't you? Sabotaging mine and stealing all the glory for yourself!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Is that what these bone-brains told you?
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] ... I think there's only one thing to do in a situation like this.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Nope. This!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] New minions! What's yours is mine now. Your minds, your bodies, and your gold!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] And that gold, of course, will be distributed to my loyal, fierce, fighting forces!
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Every last shiny cent. Provided, that is, that you get back to battling
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] You know, I hear there is a LOT of unclaimed gold over in the Necropolis just sitting around in boxes...

[size=2][center][b]A Ghoulish Mistake[/b][/center][/size]
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] I... whoa! How are you, pretty lady?
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] I am the all-powerful Zorbak! I'm currently in the process of invading and enslaving my own little town of puny "heros".
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] I... wait, what? Any and all minions of Zorbak, Inc. have sworn affiliation to me. I didn't use your ghouls.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Hey, hey, don't look at me! The one beating up your guys is <<You>>! I... I'm outta here!

[size=2][center][b]Queen of the Jungle[/b][/center][/size]
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Mehehehehe *cough* banana peel *cough* [i]Pssst![/i] You know why Zeuster really wants that belt, right?]
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] [i]Shhh! You didn't hear it from me, but Zeuster wants to be the King of the Furies![/i]
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] [i]Hssst! I bet he's going to make one of his bird-cow attendants Queen! Are you willing to stand for that?! Look! There is <your character> now, just finishing attacking your Queen![/i] 
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Mehehehe It's been too long since I've had a bit of fun like that! 

quote:

Description: Falconreach's Mystical Weapon Smith.

quote:

Function: To guide your character to the Well, Well, Well quest.
Description: Artix's faithful armor-clad puppy.

quote:

Function: He's a councilor, and in my opinion, Lord Friday XIII in hiding.

quote:

Description: A being of immense darkness who was summoned by Warlic (after gathering all the right materials) to banish the illusion on the dragon egg.

[size=2][center][b]Queen of the Jungle[/b][/center][/size]
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Mehehehehe *cough* banana peel *cough* [i]Pssst![/i] You know why Zeuster really wants that belt, right?]
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] [i]Shhh! You didn't hear it from me, but Zeuster wants to be the King of the Furies![/i]
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] [i]Hssst! I bet he's going to make one of his bird-cow attendants Queen! Are you willing to stand for that?! Look! There is <your character> now, just finishing attacking your Queen![/i] 
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Mehehehe It's been too long since I've had a bit of fun like that!

[size=3][b]The Irismancer[/b][/size] 

Location: [link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=8214601]The Irismancer[/link]

[u][b]Quests given[/b][/u]
None

[u][b]Shops owned[/b][/u]
None

[size=3][b]Sir Junn[/b][/size] 

Location: [link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=6715153]Oaklore Keep[/link], [link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=16033703]In-Sir-mountable[/link]

[u][b]Quests given[/b][/u]
[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=8284001]The Sweetest Thing[/link]

[u][b]Shops owned[/b][/u]
None

[u][b]Dialogue[/b][/u]
[center][size=2][b]Oaklore Keep[/b][/size][/center]
[b]Sir Junn:[/b] Welcome to the infirmary! *Whispers* You have not been eating your apple a day, have you?[ul]
[*] [u]Talk[/u]
[b]Sir Junn:[/b] Due to the Vurr'men attacks, Bees and the Sea Serpent -- things have been very busy in here!

[*] [u]Honey Quest[/u]
[b]Sir Junn:[/b] All the knights are allergic to bees and they keep getting stung! We need a good supply of purple royal honey.
[b]Sir Junn:[/b] There is an Oaklore Buzzer [b]HIVE[/b] that should have plenty to spare in the woods. I need you to bring me some.
[b]Sir Junn:[/b] If your lucky, you might find on of those [b]Old Books[/b] that [b]Maya[/b] is looking for.

[*] [u]Heal[/u]
[b]Sir Junn:[/b] Let me tend to your wounds. We cover all PPO and HMO plans. There you go... good as new!
[i]Restores your health[/i]

[*] [u]Potions[/u]
[b]Sir Junn:[/b] There, I refilled your potions for you. You can ues potions to restore your health and mana during battle. 
[i]Restores your potions[/i][/ul]

[center][size=2][b]In-Sir-mountable[/b][/size][/center]
[b]Sir Junn:[/b] Hello, <<You>>. I see you've stumbled upon my field hospital.
[b]Sir Junn:[/b] You haven't seen Sir Gerry, have you? We could use a pair o' docs here, but it would create an impossible situation.
[b]Sir Junn:[/b] Look around. I've got patients with no patience, stuck full of I.V.s, and I just have to hope my work isn't in vein.
[b]Sir Junn:[/b] No, the ICU is pretty quiet right now. All the knights left it, insisting they could fight wounded. Lunatics.
[b]Sir Junn:[/b] Please, either grab a bandage roll or find me a nurse who will. I hope you're not squeamish about blood. 

[image]http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll274/wolfman_064/untitled-1.jpg[/image]

[size=3][b]Sir Kuss[/b][/size] 

Location: [link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=8284316]Worst Prank Ever[/link]

[u][b]Quests given[/b][/u]
None

[u][b]Shops owned[/b][/u]
None

[u][b]Dialogue[/b][/u]
[b]Sir Kuss:[/b] ...Hmmm, I should bring this Daily Dragon article to Sir Valence. He loves sneevils.
[b]Sir Kuss:[/b] Oh no, not again...
[b]Sir Kuss:[/b] ...oh....oh my....oh man, it's EVERYWHERE!
[b]Sir Kuss:[/b] It's in my Sneevil wounds...
[b]Sir Kuss:[/b] WHY... why would you do this?... You're not even getting any experience for this!
[b]Sir Kuss:[/b] You... you're just... you're MEAN. That's what you are. [i](Oh man, this will never wash off)[/i]. 

(You don't really see him)

[b]Yix:[/b] The sneak attack has launched, <Name>!
[b]Yix:[/b] As we speak, the Togriders, led by General Sneevord, have charged at the masses of undead and cyklons!
[b]Yix:[/b] If we're lucky, they'll take out a huge chunk of our enemies, allowing you and the other heroes to finish up the battle.
[b]Yix:[/b] The undead are pushing closer to where we believe Balthar hides, though, and the Cyklons are replicating at a rapid rate!

[size=3][b]Pyre Spy[/b][/size] 

Location: [link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=8470942]Xan Bossfight[/link]

[u][b]Quests given[/b][/u]
None

[u][b]Shops owned[/b][/u]
None

[u][b]Dialogue[/b][/u]
[color=#FF9900][b]Pyre Spy:[/b][/color] *Whisper whisper whisper* 

[image]http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n228/fuzzy1992/DF%20and%20AQ/ID/PyreSpy-1.png[/image]

[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=16144098]The Search[/link]

[b]Yulgar:[/b] Konnan has been at work at the forge since you returned. He refuses to speak to anyone.
[b]Yulgar:[/b] We must defeat Akriloth, <<You>>. Demento is planning on heading north, would you like to speak with him?

[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=16144098]The Search[/link]

[b]Konnan:[/b] I...
[b]Konnan:[/b] I can't believe they're gone.
[b]Konnan:[/b] My whole family wiped out...
[b]Konnan:[/b] I've been gone so long...
[b]Konnan:[/b] It seems like I've spent years just standing around in Yulgar's forge, when I should have been home. If... if I had been home....

[b]Konnan:[/b] <<You>>...
[b]Konnan:[/b] <<You>> had to have tried... it's just...
[b]Konnan:[/b] He is a hero, he has saved Falconreach, faced bandits and monsters, I've heard rumors that he even has a pet dragon!
[b]Konnan:[/b] How could they lose so badly to this Akriloth...

[b]Konnan:[/b] Warlic? But... but, he's good...

[b]Konnan:[/b] But... why?

[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=16144098]The Search[/link]

[b]Xan:[/b] You would have been incinerated as well, my young friend.
[b]Xan:[/b] I understand your pain.
[b]Xan:[/b] I lost someone due to the carelessness of someone who I thought was a friend...
[b]Xan:[/b] Just like you.

[b]Xan:[/b] Hah, a hero?
[b]Xan:[/b] That "hero" and his pathetic band should have saved your family. They only look out for themselves though.
[b]Xan:[/b] Galanoth only goes after the dragon, he could have saved your family.
[b]Xan:[/b] <<You>> could have led them away! Instead they were taken from you!
[b]Xan:[/b] My own love, my Jaania... was taken from me by that misfit mage, Warlic...

[b]Xan:[/b] That's what he wants you to think!
[b]Xan:[/b] But who's here now? Offering to help you, train you, so you can get your revenge?
[b]Xan:[/b] Warlic and his little minions, <<You>>... they even attacked me! They stole my book of power, called [b]me[/b] evil.

[b]Xan:[/b] Jealousy, Konnan.
[b]Xan:[/b] Warlic caused the accident that took Jaania from me, and now he tries to steal my power so I can't get her back!
[b]Xan:[/b] They're only interested in their power, not min...
[b]Xan:[/b] ...
[b]Xan:[/b] Ours.
[b]Xan:[/b] You have the gift of magic too, Konnan. I can show you how to bend fire to your will, how to enchant with it, make it live... and make it die.
[b]Xan:[/b] No mere fire dragon will be able to defeat you...
[b]Xan:[/b] And once Akriloth is gone, you can go after the ones that caused your family to die, the one that took my Jaania away from me.
[b]Xan:[/b] <<You>>, Galanoth, Warlic... all of them!!
[b]Xan:[/b] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Description: Not much is known about this odd technomancer/dentist, but he dislikes magic and magic users heavily and he seems to have some problems when saying s (z) and w (v). He was met first, when he screwed up some of his creations, they have gone rogue.

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[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=14368548]Dragesvard[/link]

[b]Bjorn:[/b] OMG IT'S YOU! YAY! YOU SAVED MY LIFE! OMGOMGOMG [i]-pant pant*[/i] Ok, I need to calm down before I pass out agin. Ok... Ok...

[image]http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2914/bjorng.png[/image]

[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=14368548]Dragesvard[/link]

[b]Astrid:[/b] That was SOME party. It's been ages since I've had this much fun!

[image]http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/7600/astrid.png[/image]

[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=14368548]Dragesvard[/link]

[b]Olaf:[/b] Really? Well I'm glad someone had fun. Thanks for saving our lives <<You>>!

[image]http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/2179/olaf.png[/image]

[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=14368548]Dragesvard[/link]

[b]Helga:[/b] How do you think that THEY feel... they had to work every shift in every store with no relief... and no customers!

[image]http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9743/helga.png[/image]

[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=14368548]Dragesvard[/link]

[b]Ingaberg:[/b] Thanks for saving us, <<You>>. I really didn't want to end up a person-sicle for Aisha!

[image]http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/9228/ingaberg.png[/image]

[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=14368548]Dragesvard[/link]

[b]Gerda:[/b] I'd tell all my friends how amazing you are... but you saved all my friends when you saved me! Thanks, <<You>>!

[image]http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/4080/gerda.png[/image]

[b]Linus:[/b] Hey <<You>>! I would say that you humans have earned your share of the fish in the Freezing Sea. Thanks for saving my people.

[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=14368548]Dragesvard[/link]

[b]Lief:[/b] With a giant ice dragon holding us hostage to draw out the hero who saved our town?

[image]http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/1746/lief.png[/image]

[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=14368548]Dragesvard[/link]

[b]G'joob:[/b] The Tuskers have asked me to stay here and open trade with the humans. This is a big step for us. Thank you, <<You>>!

[image]http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/7349/gjoob.png[/image]

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[b]Mae Pi:[/b] I've got a little errand for you.

[ul][*] A Gift:

[b]Mae Pi:[/b] Those no good ninja destroyed my Inn! This be the last straw I tell ya! I'm tired of this foolishness!
[b]Mae Pi:[/b] I need ye to do me a favor, <<You>>.
[b]Mae Pi:[/b] I have a gift for ye to take to the Ninja Inn. Maybe this will get the message across... that I be done with such silly pranks as this. 
[b]Mae Pi:[/b] Careful o them ninja monkee's they be a curious lot and probably won't be happy to see the like of ye comin' in there with a mystery box.

[*] Water You Doing

[b]Mae Pi:[/b] This be ribculous! Dose ninja hab gone doo far! Ib'll dake weeks do get the Inn back do dat homey pirate smell!
[b]<<You>>:[/b] Homey... pirate?... smell?
[b]Mae Pi:[/b] I want you do dake dis bottle do de Inn. Go do the upstairs hallway and open id!
[b]<<You>>:[/b] Um, this is kinda getting out of hand...
[b]Mae Pi:[/b] Oub of hand!? Are ye a pirate or aren'b ye? If ye has become sympathebic do de ninja, den be Braken will seem like a fuzzy, blue moglin!
[b]<<You>>:[/b] So... What's in the bottle?
[b]Mae Pi:[/b] It be air breathin' podion.
[b]<<You>>:[/b] Air breathing potion. Right. That makes total sense.
[b]Mae Pi:[/b] Dake id and go!

[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=13447466][b]The Necropolis (DeathKnight Training)[/b][/link]

[b]Malifact's Ghost:[/b] My name is [b]Sir Bram Malifact[/b] the holy [b]Paladin[/b] of truth, justice, and peace! How can I assist you, hero?

[color=#CC0000][b]Talk[/b][/color]

[b]Malifact's Ghost:[/b] Ah, I sense that you know the truth about me.
[b]Malifact's Ghost:[/b] Yes, I was the last Death Knight. I was trained as a Paladin and fought for good until I found the ring.
[b]Malifact's Ghost:[/b] All the dark knowledge of necromancy flowed into my mind, twisting it but giving me SO MUCH RAW POWER...
[b]Malifact's Ghost:[/b] After betraying my friends, I found that I had been doomed to haunt this crypt until my items were returned to me.
[b]Malifact's Ghost:[/b] You now have all the knowledge and power of both a Paladin and a Necromancer but, like me, you hunger for more.
[b]Malifact's Ghost:[/b] I will teach you what you need to know, in return for [b]Undead Slayer Badges[/b]. If I gather enough of them, others may come looking for my horde...
[b]Malifact's Ghost:[/b] ... and I can trick that poor fool in returning my power to me!

[color=#CC0000][b]Become A DeathKnight![/b][/color]

[b]Malifact's Ghost:[/b] It is time to unlock the power of the Death Knight.

[*] Unlock Death Knight Armor
[*] Wear Death Knight Armor
[*] Give Armor back
[*] Train Death Knight Armor
[*] Back

[hr]

[color=#CC0000][b]Done[/b][/color]

[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=13613485]The Body Shop[/link]

[center][size=2][b]The Body Shop[/b][/size][/center]
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Meh, a letter from the school? What do those losers want?
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] ... What? This is a bill for..
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] ...HOW MUCH?!

[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=6637859]Zorbak's Prank[/link]

[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] SHHHH! Careful hero. You wouldn't want to wake this hungry, giant, sleeping, man-eating bear.
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] HEY BEAR WAKE UP! LUNCH TIME! (Meh heh, heh, this should be fun.)
[color=#000099][b]Zorbak:[/b][/color] Interesting, I'll have to keep an eye on this one.

[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=16190739]Lair of the Guardian[/link]
[b]Konnan:[/b] *grunt*
[b]Konnan:[/b] Nine... TEEEN!
[b]Konnan:[/b] *urghhhhh* TWENtyyy...
[b]Konnan:[/b] N-no... I c-can't go any further!
[b]Konnan:[/b] I...
[b]Konnan:[/b] ...I WILL avenge my family!
[b]Konnan:[/b] Sixty... Four!
[b]Konnan:[/b] Sixty... FIVE!
[b]Konnan:[/b] SIXTY SIX!
[b]Konnan:[/b] I...
[b]Konnan:[/b] I... I am getting more powerful!
[b]Konnan:[/b] I can feel the power FLOWING THROUGH ME!
[b]Konnan:[/b] AAAAHAHAHA!

In [link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=16190739]Lair of the Guardian[/link]
[color=#CC0000][b]Xan:[/b][/color] AHHAHAHAHA!
[color=#CC0000][b]Xan:[/b][/color] YES! USE YOUR ANGER! LET REVENGE FUEL YOU!!! AHAAHAHAHAHA!
[color=#CC0000][b]Xan:[/b][/color] WHAT?! Come on, I only pur 100 pounds on there...
[color=#CC0000][b]Xan:[/b][/color] ...
[color=#CC0000][b]Xan:[/b][/color] Oh, wait a sec... I know what you need...
[color=#CC0000][b]Xan:[/b][/color] Much better...
[color=#CC0000][b]Xan:[/b][/color] AAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[color=#CC0000][b]Xan:[/b][/color] That's it.
[color=#CC0000][b]Xan:[/b][/color] Tame the fire.
[color=#CC0000][b]Xan:[/b][/color] The world will crumble before you.
[color=#CC0000][b]Xan:[/b][/color] Haha... HAHAHA... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!! 

 [b][u]Lair of the Guardian[/u][/b]
[color=#663300][b]Yulgar:[/b][/color] We must defeat Akriloth, <<You>>. Bring back something from the frozen northlands that can take Akriloth down! 

[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=16193920]Who's Afraid of the Big, Bad, Gnome?[/link]

[b]Yix:[/b] I'm glad to know you didn't intend this, Mechagius. We hated thinking you'd turned your back on us.
[b]General Sneevord:[/b] So what we do now?
[b]<<You>>:[/b] The Cyklons have been recycled. The Undead are re-dead. Now we need to hammer the dents out of the city's buildings.
[b]<<You>>:[/b] Yix, you and the rest of the Gnomes should keep the Energy Orb. You can study it and care for it.
[b]<<You>>:[/b] Maybe Balthar can even find a way to harness its energy and create GOOD cyklons.
[b]Balthar:[/b] While I was in my cell, I thought of multiple ways I could have prevented this.
[b]Balthar:[/b] I REALLY didn't mean to have this happen. Or become a prisoner. The cell was small. And dark. And wet.
[b]<<You>>:[/b] What do you say, Yix? Will you keep the Orb safe for me?
[b]Yix:[/b] We would be honored. And just think of all the useful things it can help us do!
[b]<<You>>:[/b] Excellent. Then General Sneevord and I will go pour water on all the sparking Cyklon-parts to make sure they can't rise again.
[b]General Sneevord:[/b] We make done war! REAL good!
[b]<<You>>:[/b] That was the plan!

[b]Yix:[/b] Uh oh. That's-
[b]<<You>>:[/b] What do you mean "Uh oh"?
[b]Yix:[/b] I- I've never seen it say THIS before!
[b]<<You>>:[/b] Uh oh.

[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=16193920]Who's Afraid of the Big, Bad, Gnome?[/link]

[b]Sepulchure:[/b] That orb was supposed to be MINE!
[b]Doom Blade:[/b] Your minions? Dead undead. No using them again now. And the Master is displeased.
[b]Doom Blade:[/b] He... wishes you to see him. He would like to speak with you.
[b]Sepulchure:[/b] But <<You>> is RIGHT. THERE!
[b]Doom Blade:[/b] [b]Now[/b].
[b]Sepulchure:[/b] *rage*

[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=16193920]Who's Afraid of the Big, Bad, Gnome?[/link]

[b]Sepulchure:[/b] That orb was supposed to be MINE!
[b]Doom Blade:[/b] Your minions? Dead undead. No using them again now. And the Master is displeased.
[b]Doom Blade:[/b] He... wishes you to see him. He would like to speak with you.
[b]Sepulchure:[/b] But <<You>> is RIGHT. THERE!
[b]Doom Blade:[/b] [b]Now[/b].
[b]Sepulchure:[/b] *rage*

In [b]Monkee Business[/b]:

[b]Pi Mae:[/b] The Innkeeper of Osprey Cove is my b... biggest enemy, I wish to play a trick on him.
[b]Pi Mae:[/b] His Inn is guarded by dirty pirate apes. Sneak in and clear the way for my ninja monkee's so they can leave him *grin* a little surprise.

In [b]Bad Bananas[/b]:

[b]Pi Mae[/b]: This level of insult is unacceptable! Having someone sneak in and leave me a *shudder* pie!
[b]<<You>>[/b]: Oh... um, wait... how is pie an insult?
[b]Pi Mae[/b]: Those filthy pirates love pie! Don't you see? Pirate... Pi-rate! It's the ultimate pirate insult!
Pi Mae: I am done playing nice! Take these bananas to the pirate inn, they'll ensure those pesly pirates are out of the way for a while!
Pi Mae: Look for the perfect spots for these 5 bananas. With your heightened ninja senses, the perfect spots to place them should sparkle before your eyes.

[size=3][b]Sir Prize[/b][/size] 

Location: [link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=6715153]Oaklore Keep[/link]

[u][b]Quests given[/b][/u]
[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=8284316]Worst Prank Ever[/link]

[u][b]Shops owned[/b][/u]
None

[u][b]Dialogue[/b][/u]
[b]Sir Prize:[/b] BOO! Gotcha!

[color=#cc0000][b]Pranks[/b][/color]
[b]Sir Prize:[/b] That [b]Sir Kuss[/b] clown is always trying to out-prank me. I have an idea though. Want to pull the ULTIMATE prank?
[i]Pressing ".....OK?" takes you to the [link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=8284316]Worst Prank Ever[/link] quest.[/i]

[image]http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr295/unknown76880/DF/SirPriz.png[/image]

[i]Thanks to Pink_Star for the location link.[/i]

[size=3][b]Sir Pluss[/b][/size] 

Location: [link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=12036654]Oaklore Keep[/link]

[u][b]Quests given[/b][/u]
None

[u][b]Shops owned[/b][/u]
[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=7758525]Dragonlord Shops - Oaklore[/link]

[u][b]Dialogue[/b][/u]
[b]Sir Pluss:[/b] I have lots of surplus weapons to sell and I'm open [i]Knight[/i] and day! You will need a [b]Dragon Amulet[/b] to use these weapons.

[image]http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr295/unknown76880/DF/SirPluss.png[/image]

[size=3][b]Sir Lee[/b][/size] 

Location: [link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=6715153]Oaklore Keep[/link]

[u][b]Quests given[/b][/u]
None

[u][b]Shops owned[/b][/u]
[link=http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=12039365]Sir Lee's Shop[/link]

[u][b]Dialogue[/b][/u]
[b]Sir Lee:[/b] If you had to work with that cheerful Sir Pluss, you'd be surly too. D'you need a new weapon?

[image]http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr295/unknown76880/DF/SirLee.png[/image]