Peachii -> RE: NPCs (3/8/2011 23:58:59)
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Lim - Location: Tortoise and the Hare, Sort of <<-- Tortoise is spelled wrongly Also needs Location: Collision Course, Gravitivity Quest titles in dialogue needs to be placed at the middle Also needs the dialogue for Gravitivity, The Cat who Walks through Dimensions, Tortoise and the Hare, Sort of, String Thing, CyseRedux, Falconreach Idle!, and We now return to your show! Gravitivity Lim: <Character>, you really MUST find me in, oh... 3.5 hours. I will be doing SCIENCE and it's the kind you just won't want to miss! Lim: <Character>! What a fortuitous thing, you just stopped by just as I'm about to do SCIENCE! Lim: ... Lim: That's MY line. Lim: Have you even noticed things fall DOWN? Lim: Exactly. That's the way a scientist thinks! Lim: I'm watching these apples on this apple tree fall DOWN when I shake it. Lim: I'm certain that if I watch this enough, I'll be able to come up with a radical new scientific theory that will make me famous! Lim: Here we go. Lim: ... Lim: Nothing? Lim: ... Lim: For science! Lim: Sci... en.... What was I saying? Lim: Science has gone horribly awry! Lim: YOU DID THIS! Lim: ARRRGH! Lim: ... Lim: Pi? Lim: Maybe a mid afternoon snack. I prefer my apples without goo, though, so he can have them. Lim: I'd like to see him show you some magic. So far he just keeps butting into MY experiments! Lim: The forces which keep the apples on a tree are the triangulated distances between... something and.... Lim: something else. Lim: And if an apple was moving away from Lore, it would move faster than the speed of light. Lim: SCIENCE! The Cat who Walks through Dimensions Lim: Come step right up and I'll tell you a tale. A tale of a fateful trip- no, wait. I mean I'll explain an experiment I'm about to do. Iiiiit's SCIENCE! Lim: No. Lim: Yes, but I have hands. Lim: <Character>, <Character>, <Character>! Are you bored of running around Lore? Lim: Tired of the same old forest and deserts and oceans? Lim: Done with talking to the same people you've talked to over and over again... Lim: ...Who never seem to have anything NEW to say? Lim: Me, too! THAT is why today we're going to explore alternate dimensions! Lim: No no no. Those are ADJACENT dimensions. We're investigating ALTERNATE dimensions! Lim: Exactly the right train of thought to have when we're about to do SCIENCE! Lim: That's not even a REAL WORD, <Character>. No. I will tell you what we'll do. Lim: Before we can GO to an alternate dimension, we have to prove one EXISTS! Lim: And for that, we need... Lim: ...a CAT! Lim: Most definitely. Lim: We put a tracker on the cat. Stick the cat in a box. ... Are you with me so far? Lim: *Hrn..* Stay with me, <Character>. Focus. Lim: Now... Lim: ...If the cat is in the box, we can't SEE it. Right? Lim: So how do we know it's HERE? Lim: *sigh* Lim: If we can't SEE it, we don't have proof that it's HERE. Lim: And if it's not HERE, where is it? Lim: ... Lim: Noooo. If it's not here, it could be in an alternate dimension! Lim: Now you're thinking like a scientist! I knew you had it in you, <Class>! Lim: What's that? Lim: <Character>, you've got to get that cat back! Lim: We have a DIMENSIONAL tracker on Poofles! We don't have a domestic tracker on him! Lim: My poor Mr. Poofles! Lim: Go go go!!! Lim: DID YOU DO TO POOFLES?! Lim: Mr. Poofles! What has magic wrought?! Tortoise and the Hare, Sort of Lim: I have a FASCINATING lesson for you today, <Character>! It is one of the fundamentals of our physical world! SCIENCE! Lim: So, as I was saying... Velocity is a vector measurement of the rate and direction of motion. Lim: A vector is a mathematical quantity that has both a magnitude and direction. Lim: Got all that, <Character>? Lim: ... <Character>? Lim: <Character>! Lim: Yes, yes. But I crafted this visual aid just for you. You don't want me to waste all that hard work, do you? Lim: This is The Rabbitizer 6000 Mach 2. Lim: In layman's terminology, it goes really, really FAST! Lim: But- but... this one is ROBOTIC! A robotic rabbit! How can you say "Use a real one?!" Lim: This is a MILLION times better than a REAL rabbit! Lim: Oh, and this is Cysero's carrier-turtle. He uses it to deliver messages, for some reason. Lim: So, ANYWAY, to show you how things go fast and slow, we're going to have these two race! Lim: Clyde? Lim: Back to the demonstration... Lim: On your mark, get set... Lim: GO! Lim: Winner doesn't get turned into soup! Lim: Yep. It's what Voltabolt feeds the Junkyard Driller, don'cha know! Lim: Okay.. we should probably get to the finish line... Lim: Now, as you'll see in a minute or two, this race is a classic example of velocity. Lim: The Rabbitizier 6000 Mach 2 not only started faster, but will have kept up its initial velocity through the whole race because it's a robot. Lim: Exac- Oooh, here it comes now! Lim: RUINING MY EXPERIMENT! Lim: Argh! Lim: *sigh* I suppose I don't need to be angry this time. Lim: You DID illustrate my experiment, even if you didn't mean to. Lim: I really wanted some soup... String Thing Lim: <Character Name>! Good of you to come back. After that last... experiment... I wasn't sure you'd want to continue the scientific arts. Lim: But now that you're here, I can DEFINENTLY use your help! Lim: I've heard of this... thing... about string. Lim: More specifically, it's a theory. STRING Theory. Very complex. Lim: I must do more reading in order to understand it myself. Lim: It sound incredibly intriguing, though, and it's gotten me thinking. Lim: You mean "oh boy!" don't you? Right. I though so! Good good, moving on! Lim: It got me thinking and NOW... Now I want to build a model of the universe! In STRING! Lim: For SCIENCE! Lim: No sirree! And YOU are going to help me! You see, String Theory explains the universe, so it makes sense to map it with regular string! Lim: There's a telescope in the basement- Lim: There's a telescope in the basement I haven't used yet, HERO, and I'd like you to take it to the top of a mountain. Lim: Make a map of the night sky to aid my model-building! Lim: Once you're done, bring the map back to me and I'll have the string all ready for us! Lim: <Character Name> -- Wait! Lim: You'll need to take the telescope with you. Lim: It's next to the electric goggle polisher. Lim: No. Lim: That will teach you to mess with my stuff. Lim: You're a magical orb. Don't pretend like you can actually feel it itching. You can't feel anything. Lim: Hmm... Lim: What are YOU doing here? Don't TOUCH anything! Put that DOWN! Lim: Oh no... Lim: Aaaaaaaahhhhh! CYSEROOOOO! CyseRedux Lim: ...Alright, Cysero. We're here. You've caught <Character Name>'s attention ...and mine. Lim: WHAT do you need all our help with that involves that piece of my ruined experiment. Lim: I don't know, MAGIC-man. What could you need science's help with for your little ars magica activity? Lim: THANK YOU, <Character Name>. Lim: Well, but-...maybe. Lim: Well... Lim: Hmmph. You might have a point. But... Lim: I suppose I can hear Cysero out, at least. Lim: *mutter* I know what you call help... Lim: WE SHARE THE SAME WORLD! Lim: ... Lim: Do Do...I see three Cysero's? Lim: I haven't even finished plans for the cloning machine yet! Lim: Cysero! Lim: ANYWAYS...What is going on here?! Lim: That's not what I'm talking abou- Lim: ARGH!!! WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS HAPPENING?! Lim: !!! Lim: But- But how'd they all GET here? Lim: Science will always be superior to me! Lim: But I suppose I can't blame JUST magic for their being 5 Cysero's in one place and one time. Lim: Since magiscientists have proven the two can co-exist... Lim: I will unbend my strict scientific standards for future collaborations. Lim: Will always belong to... Lim: SCIENCE! Lim: *snort* Hahaha! Lim: But what about YOU, <Character Name>? Are you a Mana-minded magiclover? A logic centre scientist? Or...something else? Falconreach Idle! Lim: Falconreach. A small town with BIG-name heroes. You'll find everything here, from friendly inn-keepers to upright undead-slayers... Lim: Mad magic-makers... Lim: ... to your science-loving host with little to lose and the most to gain. Lim: We're talking three talented contestants and giving them an opportunity to entertain, educate, and amaze all in the name of winning a spot... Lim: ... as the assistant to the most logical smith in Lore: ME! Lim: It's time to meet your judging panel. Lim: She may make your meals and store your gear, but she can judge more than who'll pay their bill on time. Lim: Serenity is here to share her sweet take on our contestants' talent! Lim: And he may have accidentally have turned the Falconreach guardian tower into a fish... Lim: ... but you can betta Cysero will wax eel-oquent with his praise if our contestants impress him tonight! Lim: And finally, say hello to the judge with the snazziest glasses and even sassier comments, George Lowe! Lim: So get ready to be amazed by an animal act, blown away by the talents of a mechanical-minded moglin... Lim: And flabbergasted by the martial feats of Falconreach's own <<You>> (Audio inserts "Hero")! Lim: This is... FALCONREACH IDLE! Lim: Who gave you a GONG?! Lim: *(mutter)* Celebrity judges. They may drive up the show's ratings, but they drive ME mad! Lim: For our first act, we have amazing Aria and her Amazing Tog Tricks! Let's hope they can all work tog-ether to impress our amazing judges! Lim: Great job! Classic tog! Let's see what the judges have to say! Lim: ... Lim: ... Lim: ... Thanks, judges, for those insightful comments. So... on to our next contestant! We now return to your show! Lim: You know them, you love them, they are out to save the world and thwart the villains who have nothing better to do than burn down your town! Lim: It's... the HERO! Lim: Their martial skills will astonish and their accuracy will amaze! Let's see who they have brought with them to demonstrate! Lim: It's says here, Hero, that these are... your stunt-men? Your stand-ins? Lim: Until SCIENCE! invents cloning, that is a most excellent solution. On with the show! Lim: Even a hero can appreciate SCIENCE!, George. Besides, playing with molten gold can be Au-some! Lim: And speaking of SCIENCE!, prepare for an explosion of fun to come bursting out of the mind of a mechanical Moglin! It's time for Lime! Lim: Too right, George! He definitely went out with a bang! Lim: And THAT'S why he's the winner! Lim: The winner's going to be MY assistant! But the producers of the show insisted we have a panel of judges. Lim: Lime is THE perfect assistant for my shop. Lim: OVERRULED! (Science.) Lim: Falconreach, meet your newest Weapons-shop assistant, Lime. Lim: I give you... Lim and Lime, weapons-smiths with TASTE! Lim: Um... Hero? Do you think you and your dragon could... help us out here? Lim: I've... ah, got to get Lime into training. Right now. In the shop. Very important! Done, thanks. [Niki]
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